Cats Are Nasty As Fuck (I Don't Trust "Cat Guys"/Men with Cats)

Cats are fucking gross.

"Any animal with piss that smells as fucking awful as cat piss does not belong in a home. It must be trying to tell us that it was a fucking mistake to have ever domesticated them, because anything that creates that offensive of a smell should stay the fuck outside.

I never minded cats before, but I live with one now and WOW I never knew I could feel this much resentment towards an animal.

It sprays on shit even after getting it fixed. And if it doesn't spray, that suffocating piss odor is inevitible to occur DAILY because the retarded thing doesn't cover it's own feces/piss.

On top of that it's completely useless. It just sleeps, eats, and shits all day, along with scratching shit up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as fuck. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy. The sound of it eating and the smell of its food is gross and also irritating. Everything about this animal sucks. Damn the person that ever domesticated these creatures to Hell for plaguing this planet with these shitty animals."



And what the fuck is up with all these grown ass men owning cats...

In the hood growing up, mothafucks had DAWGS... Big ass dogs, little ass dogs. You just fucking had one.

A cat is so goddamn unreliable. When somebody is at your damn door, your cat doesn't fucking care.. They only fix their lips to meow when their bowl is fucking empty or get their fucking fur stuck on you (attention). A dog big or small will alert you and you will always know of a visitor.. Dogs can even read people, a cat won't even care.

Plus they eat mice and I just find that extremely gross and everyone thinks it's cute... That shit is fucking crazy to me. Ya'll let that nasty ass cat eat that nasty ass mouse, then pet it like it did good and just love all over it like it didn't eat a ball of diseases 10 minutes ago.. Their also fucking sneaky and quiet with it. You wouldn't even know your cat had a mouse to eat until it starts stanking somewhere or you step on it.



If cats are for anyone - cats are for CHILDREN... Hell, LITTLE GIRLS.. Because kids are lonely, need a friend and don't understand the maintenance of another being.

People like to say cats are low maintenance.. I say yes and no.

As a grown ass adult, you seriously don't need a cat.. Unless you just like spending money, shit being fucked up or your house smelling shitty and pissy and love stranded fur.

No grown adult should own a fucking cat. I don't trust grown ass men that say they love cats or own them.

I wouldn't even want my child playing with one of those fuckers in the first place.

My friend told me her cat got into the bag of doritos today and advised me to not eat them because I could end up getting bumps and blisters around my lips due to cats carrying a bacteria in their mouth.. And she doesn't understand why cat-owners kiss their pet in the fucking mouth and are okay with these bumps.

I'm just thinking, who in the fuck would own one of these if they have to worry about all that nasty ass shit in the first place?!?!

I probably wouldn't even date a woman with a damn cat without observing how she is with her pet first.. Cuz if she be sharing too much affection, looks poorly after it, kissing it... It's just a deal breaker. I don't want those cat germs.

I just don't understand owning these things... People do it to be edgy and men do it to convince others they are in touch with their feminine side. That's all I see in it. Just BULLSHIT.

So I take it you ain't into pussy anymore...



I don't blame you, that looks ruff-ruff.

cats aren't really domesticated

they are just tiny tigers living in your house 🤣

Posted by Arielle83

Your friend has mice in their house and open bags of Doritos about, and you think cats are dirty?

Feral

Mice don't mean your crib is dirty... Just warm. Don't stunt like you never had a mouse before.

And the cat clawed her way into the bag... What the fuck can you do?

Posted by Endless

cats aren't really domesticated

they are just tiny tigers living in your house 🤣

Doesn't make it sound any fucking more clever to keep the thing.

I'm a cat person. They fit my temperament better. I don't own one myself though.

Dogs are up your ass all the time, they are for needy people and way too dependent. Like having a fucking 4 year that never grows up. Cats mind their business and let me mind mine.

And who the fuck owns a dog to keep trespassers away lol. Is this 1920? Get yourself a baseball bat, take some taekwondo lessons or something. Move out of the projects.

Yup, love cats. Have two of them, I'm going to go with my girl @Arielle83, op you nasty.

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by Endless

cats aren't really domesticated

they are just tiny tigers living in your house 🤣

Doesn't make it sound any fucking more clever to keep the thing.

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many people who studied domestication say that cats were never meant to live inside the house, they were let alone living in cities to reduce the population of rats, even to this day, wildcats hunt rats close to farmlands, but some people have snakes as "pets" so is not rare that cats ended up as pets too.

just people being people.

Posted by enfant_terrible

I'm a cat person. They fit my temperament better. I don't own one myself though.

Dogs are up your ass all the time, they are for needy people and way too dependent. Like having a fucking 4 year that never grows up. Cats mind their business and let me mind mine.

And who the fuck owns a dog to keep trespassers away lol. Is this 1920? Get yourself a baseball bat, take some taekwondo lessons or something. Move out of the projects.

"Move out of the projects"

MAN, WHO THE FUCK LIVES IN THE PROJECTS?? Not me.... What the hell is you talking about. You sound ignorant as fuck.

If you was socially aware, you would know "the projects" is no longer a ghetto phenomenon because the government tore them all down in every state over 10 years ago. Single mothers and families have Section-8 housing and live in homes or regular apartment buildings.

I never said keep a dog to let you know you have an intruder, I was just saying THAT'S JUST WHAT DOGS DO... They bark when unfamiliar sounds, footsteps are near a window or door.

And if your dog is "up your ass" you would hate every cat I ever came across. Plus I have trained all my dogs very well and they aren't needy.. They are fun to have and really become a friend, let's people know you aren't lazy as fuck because you train it, walk it, do activities with it.

Cat people are just lazy. I don't trust lazy ass men.

I'm not about to argue with a man that likes cats... AHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!! I ain't taking you seriously.

Posted by Emhendo

Cat people are just lazy. I don't trust lazy ass men.

I'm not lazy. I'm just self-absorbed.

Like I said, they fit my temperament..

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Posted by Arielle83

Your friend has mice in their house and open bags of Doritos about, and you think cats are dirty?

Feral

Mice don't mean your crib is dirty... Just warm. Don't stunt like you never had a mouse before.

And the cat clawed her way into the bag... What the fuck can you do?

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Mice droppings are a thing btw. And unlike cats, they don't care to bury their shit. Anywhere is good.

https://www.callnorthwest.com/2013/01/4-diseases-caused-by-rodent-droppings/

I don't like domestoc cats either. They gross me out and they seem like arrogant assholes. My cancer guy used to have cats and I almost dumped him but he said they were dead so I let it go and he agreed to never have a cat again. It's kind of weird but cats is a deal breaker 😂

And dogs have that gross dog smell

Posted by Luxhc

Yup, love cats. Have two of them, I'm going to go with my girl @Arielle83, op you nasty.

You probably kiss yo cat. Fuck outta here.

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Posted by Luxhc

Yup, love cats. Have two of them, I'm going to go with my girl @Arielle83, op you nasty.

You probably kiss yo cat. Fuck outta here.

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it's probably not nearly as filthy as kissing you. Please.

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Posted by Luxhc

Yup, love cats. Have two of them, I'm going to go with my girl @Arielle83, op you nasty.

You probably kiss yo cat. Fuck outta here.

it's probably not nearly as filthy as kissing you. Please.

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Right, cuz I only allow my ass to be kissed!!

Good talk

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Posted by Luxhc

Yup, love cats. Have two of them, I'm going to go with my girl @Arielle83, op you nasty.

You probably kiss yo cat. Fuck outta here.

it's probably not nearly as filthy as kissing you. Please.

Right, cuz I only allow my ass to be kissed!!

Good talk

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..and since we all know that's never going to happen, you pick on kitties to make yourself feel good? Shameful. Do us all a favor and go back to wherever nasty a** place you came from. Bye.

Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Just imagine a cat with a weak jawline and a Scorpio rising tho 😵

Lol, I’ve never really particularly liked cats that much, but I don’t dislike them either. I just like animals in general really. Even as a kid I liked dogs a lot better than cats though. Growing up my family had 1 cat, then 2 cats for a while because a friend had to get rid of one, but we always had dogs too. Dogs are more fun and enjoyable to be around imo. The cats were just kind of there...just existing. I don’t think I’d personally get a cat now, if I do end up getting another pet down the road I’ll get a dog

And if people do like cats more, then whatever I guess, people have different tastes. But I will say that I’ve met some guys who are basically “crazy cat ladies” except they were guys, and they are always weird as fuck. Not talking about the average guy who likes cats, but guys who reeeallly like cats. They’re even weirder than their cat lady counterparts lol

"Just imagine a cat with a weak jawline and a Scorpio rising tho 😵"

I'd huff and puff and beat the shit out of it... "YOU A CAT... WITTA WEAK JAW? SCORPIO RISING?!?!"

I know too many crazy cat guys... They probably be fuckin em... I had an Aquarius homeboy who showed a website or blog full of cat-fuckers... Graphic content, fucking disgusting.

I don't mind cats - like I would feed it... But I don't want to live with a cat ever again in life.. But I'm also considering that I might be wrong and it's only certain cats or mutts, or just the owner that is making me dislike them.

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Posted by Luxhc

Yup, love cats. Have two of them, I'm going to go with my girl @Arielle83, op you nasty.

You probably kiss yo cat. Fuck outta here.

it's probably not nearly as filthy as kissing you. Please.

Right, cuz I only allow my ass to be kissed!!

Good talk

..and since we all know that's never going to happen, you pick on kitties to make yourself feel good? Shameful. Do us all a favor and go back to wherever nasty a** place you came from. Bye.

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I ain't never picked on a cat in my fucking life..

I'm just straight up talking shit, there's a difference - so don't go telling a nefarious lie on me because you lost this fucking match of the wits.

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Posted by Endless

cats aren't really domesticated

they are just tiny tigers living in your house 🤣

Doesn't make it sound any fucking more clever to keep the thing.

many people who studied domestication say that cats were never meant to live inside the house, they were let alone living in cities to reduce the population of rats, even to this day, wildcats hunt rats close to farmlands, but some people have snakes as "pets" so is not rare that cats ended up as pets too.

just people being people.

Yeah but unfortunately cats are a lot like humans, in that they like to kill things for fun. Feral cats are an issue, look at the problem Australia had. Pet cats outdoors are fuckin annoying and I've had cats most of my life. Like shit, my Grandmas house is pissed on by the neighbors cats. They get in her garage and piss on her stuff. They dig up her flower bed to shit in it. Shit in her vegetable garden and kill the birds in her yard she feeds. Lol their pretty much pests as sweet as those cats are.

Cats kill lots of wildlife every year. Cat predation is driving species of birds, small mammals, and reptiles to extinction. Research doesn't show any positives to cats being outside

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a problem Australia HAVE lmao, cats weren't supposed to be in that part of the world to begin with, is the same problem with rats and diseases, every species that manage to live along humanity is now basically a pest, overpopulating to the point of being a problem and going rampant, but there's no evidence that this was the case prior to civilization.

heck even cattle is a problem to the environment now 😅

we just can't win one.

Dogs are mainly for people who crave constant feedback and attention from their pet. Like those with ADHD

Cats get to live at disneyworld though, so they must be doing something right.

My Harvey speaks when spoken to. He's like a british butler. He will say "no" when absolutely fustrated.

Naomi gives kisses upon requests and says, "hello."

I bathe my cats and they smell like stuffed animals.

All my life I had dogs. My 1st at age 5 was a doberman pincher. Then, pits. When my I watched my last pit die, I just couldn't.

Don't need dogs for protection. I was like duh, this AR; duh, this tazer; duh, this shotgun; duh, this 380.

Sometimes, I want a baby. Too old, so fur babies.

Posted by enfant_terrible

And dogs have that gross dog smell

You just can't wash it off, ever.

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Posted by Luxhc

Yup, love cats. Have two of them, I'm going to go with my girl @Arielle83, op you nasty.

You probably kiss yo cat. Fuck outta here.

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I do. Very close Zsa Zsa Gabore diva style . But, I also brush their teeth.

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Posted by ValleysofNeptune

Just imagine a cat with a weak jawline and a Scorpio rising tho 😵

Lol, I’ve never really particularly liked cats that much, but I don’t dislike them either. I just like animals in general really. Even as a kid I liked dogs a lot better than cats though. Growing up my family had 1 cat, then 2 cats for a while because a friend had to get rid of one, but we always had dogs too. Dogs are more fun and enjoyable to be around imo. The cats were just kind of there...just existing. I don’t think I’d personally get a cat now, if I do end up getting another pet down the road I’ll get a dog

And if people do like cats more, then whatever I guess, people have different tastes. But I will say that I’ve met some guys who are basically “crazy cat ladies” except they were guys, and they are always weird as fuck. Not talking about the average guy who likes cats, but guys who reeeallly like cats. They’re even weirder than their cat lady counterparts lol

"Just imagine a cat with a weak jawline and a Scorpio rising tho 😵"

I'd huff and puff and beat the shit out of it... "YOU A CAT... WITTA WEAK JAW? SCORPIO RISING?!?!"

I know too many crazy cat guys... They probably be fuckin em... I had an Aquarius homeboy who showed a website or blog full of cat-fuckers... Graphic content, fucking disgusting.

I don't mind cats - like I would feed it... But I don't want to live with a cat ever again in life.. But I'm also considering that I might be wrong and it's only certain cats or mutts, or just the owner that is making me dislike them.

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Hey, I wonder about the crazy dog ladies with marmadukes.

Posted by Arielle83

awww thanks for sharing! Loved this video.

So I grew up with cats in my household and even though cats have some selfish & independent attitudes, overall they're very long and sweet, examples:

- I had a cat that would give you a legit hug

- one time I got locked out of my house but it had this long glass view by the side of the door. Kitty saw me standing there and knocking, and knocking, cute lil bear started to try to reach for the door handle and clawing at the door to try to help. Bless his heart ❤️ so sweet.

Also what about this cat who probably saved this man's life:

*trailer of a movie based on a true story*

Also cats are magical creatures. They got that je ne sais quoi and I do believe they know some secretive ass shit that we humans have not understood yet. It is like they're connected to the bigger picture.

Also cats are much cleaner than dogs; they groom themselves like crazy (hence hairballs) and yeah their pee is the WORSE but most of them do try to cover it up with the kitty litter.

Posted by seraph

😂😂😂

Also men who like cats are almost always so refined and have gentle hearts. ❤️

Posted by LethalFantasia

I think cats are extremely gross too. Some are SOOO unbelievably cute and adorbs, but yeah, they can be gross AND some can be very scary and creepy. I also don't get the whole "cats bathe themselves" from obsessed cat people. Yes, I am sure an animal that pisses, shits and walks around everywhere with it's paws (including your furniture) cleans himself properly with his bacteria infested tongue, Yes, because that makes a lot of sense. lol. I mean, you gotta bathe a cat atleast once every 3 months or something, come on now. And if it goes outside, more frequently.

But whatevs! I still want an adorbs fat chubby orange cat or a white cat that looks like a cute bunny lol.

why not just getting a bunny instead? those are fluffy balls of hugs and love 😍

Posted by stillstillwater

Also men who like cats are almost always so refined and have gentle hearts. ❤️

I would like to imagine so. I'm a fool for extremes.

Posted by TheRabbit

If you are a man who owns only cats that are NOT working barn cats, you probably also baby sit your girlfriend's child.

You shouldn't even make a chick with a baby your girlfriend AHAHAHA!!!!

I been telling dudes, don't even sit alone with the baby for one minute.

Posted by Fawne

I’ve had both.

Cats are waaaay cleaner than dogs.

I’ve only ever had indoor cats. They acted like dogs though. They loved taking baths, loved to play fetch, could be walked on a leash just fine when going to the vets. They also greeted us whenever we came home and followed us from room to room. They did their business in their designated spot, and we never had any problems or accidents unlike dogs.

Ours never got sick or had any parasites, never got into anything disgusting like a dog would. Most dogs have worms, if they spend any time outside.

Currently, I have a dog and I adore him. He’s a cutie-pie. Next time, I’ll get a cat though. I seem to rotate between the two. 😁

I will only stick with Burmese cats though, no mixed or unknown breeds because you don’t know what kind of temperament or personality you’ll get. They say Burmese cats are like dogs. 😁

Unless you bathing that thing, cats are cleaner than dogs is a lie... Most cats don't even like baths. A dog has no choice but to get in the tub.

I don't know... Maybe people need to stop getting mutts or taking in strays. This shit is outta control.

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Posted by Arielle83

Your friend has mice in their house and open bags of Doritos about, and you think cats are dirty?

Feral

Mice don't mean your crib is dirty... Just warm. Don't stunt like you never had a mouse before.

And the cat clawed her way into the bag... What the fuck can you do?

Mice droppings are a thing btw. And unlike cats, they don't care to bury their shit. Anywhere is good.

https://www.callnorthwest.com/2013/01/4-diseases-caused-by-rodent-droppings/

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I ain't got to read a motherfuckin article about mouse shit.

I know that they trail piss while walking, and they are heavily diseased vermin.

But ya'll let a cat eat them nasty ass things and then actually live with it... DAMN.

Posted by enfant_terrible

Dogs are mainly for people who crave constant feedback and attention from their pet. Like those with ADHD

That shit don't even sound right... Everyone has pets for feedback and attention, and those that don't - just don'y. Shut yo ass up.

Posted by LethalFantasia

Yes, I am sure an animal that pisses, shits and walks around everywhere with it's paws (including your furniture) cleans himself properly with his bacteria infested tongue, Yes, because that makes a lot of sense. lol. I mean, you gotta bathe a cat atleast once every 3 months or something, come on now. And if it goes outside, more frequently.

You really have no business talking about cleansiness if you're a dog-owner. Dog owners have way filthier homes, cat owners seem more OCD (like cats lol). I 'm always very careful about where I put my ass if I'm in a dog-owners home..

Let's not forget about dogs owners letting their SHIT-eating dogs lick & salivate all over their faces. Would you let a human hobo, who most definitely has better smelling breath, lick your face?? Ohh right a dog's saliva is so clean it can practically cure cancer. 🙄

Lol @ cats being filthy.

Posted by TheRabbit

@nikkistar loves cats...

















































Breaded and deep fried.

Anyway, like I was sayin', cat is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, cat-kabobs, cat creole, cat gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple cat, lemon cat, coconut cat, pepper cat, cat soup, cat stew, cat salad, cat and potatoes, cat burger, cat sandwich. That- that's about it.

I don't have any cats but my sister's have 2. I love em.

That being said - if they don't stop clawing the goddamn carpet, I'm taping socks on their paws.

Posted by Skeleton

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You always make me LMAO wit dis.

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Posted by LethalFantasia

Yes, I am sure an animal that pisses, shits and walks around everywhere with it's paws (including your furniture) cleans himself properly with his bacteria infested tongue, Yes, because that makes a lot of sense. lol. I mean, you gotta bathe a cat atleast once every 3 months or something, come on now. And if it goes outside, more frequently.

You really have no business talking about cleansiness if you're a dog-owner. Dog owners have way filthier homes, cat owners seem more OCD (like cats lol). I 'm always very careful about where I put my ass if I'm in a dog-owners home..

Let's not forget about dogs owners letting their SHIT-eating dogs lick & salivate all over their faces. Would you let a human hobo, who most definitely has better smelling breath, lick your face?? Ohh right a dog's saliva is so clean it can practically cure cancer. 🙄

Lol @ cats being filthy.

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Bullshit...

I'm not even speaking from a "owners" perspective, I'm talking about the animal itself. The animal that eat mice, spray on your shit and cough up furballs.

Because my friend is a cat owner and she is very messy and doesn't clean behind herself like she should.. And when it comes down to her cat, she hasn't changed its litter box in a very very long time or won't even scrape her doo doo out the thing.

I ain't saying dogs aren't gross, but at least I can bathe the motherfucker and train it not to do certain shit.

While you have to take a cat how it is... Whatever it likes doing, it won't change.

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Posted by LethalFantasia

Yes, I am sure an animal that pisses, shits and walks around everywhere with it's paws (including your furniture) cleans himself properly with his bacteria infested tongue, Yes, because that makes a lot of sense. lol. I mean, you gotta bathe a cat atleast once every 3 months or something, come on now. And if it goes outside, more frequently.

You really have no business talking about cleansiness if you're a dog-owner. Dog owners have way filthier homes, cat owners seem more OCD (like cats lol). I 'm always very careful about where I put my ass if I'm in a dog-owners home..

Let's not forget about dogs owners letting their SHIT-eating dogs lick & salivate all over their faces. Would you let a human hobo, who most definitely has better smelling breath, lick your face?? Ohh right a dog's saliva is so clean it can practically cure cancer. 🙄

Lol @ cats being filthy.

Bullshit... Bullshit! BULLSHIT!

I'm not even speaking from a "owners" perspective, I'm talking about the animal itself. The animal that eat mice, spray on your shit and cough up furballs.

Because my friend is a cat owner and she is very messy and doesn't clean behind herself like she should.. And when it comes down to her cat, she hasn't changed its litter box in a very very long time or won't even scrape her doo doo out the thing.

I ain't saying dogs aren't gross, but at least I can bathe the motherfucker and train it not to do certain shit.

While you have to take a cat how it is... Whatever it likes doing, it won't change.

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My pitbull, the one who died in my arms, was the most awesome specimen. She was so feminine yet had a taste for blood.

I'd go in the backyard, dead, squirrels, dead birds, etc. She killed them. We kept her on a thick chain when outside but, she was house broken.

One time, we walked to a friend's house with her. There was a loose cat wondering around. We begged the owners to get the cat. I guess they thought we were the typical delusional owners of a punkass pit.

We had her tied up outside... then, screams. I knew what had happened. My husband had to sweet talk our pit for 15 minutes to get her to let go of the dead cat. She had the cat by the throat. The cat was dead. We begged the owners to get the cat.

Blood is the filthiest excretion... so, my pit was quite "filthy" killing stuff all the time. I didn't even try to brush her teeth... just some dental biscuits... and no air kisses either. Might find an iris in her mouth or sumpin.

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

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"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Yeah, like my siamese wants to play fetch right now. We call her soccer kitty...

I should video it right now.

Posted by Emhendo

Because my friend is a cat owner and she is very messy and doesn't clean behind herself like she should.. And when it comes down to her cat, she hasn't changed its litter box in a very very long time or won't even scrape her doo doo out the thing.

I ain't saying dogs aren't gross, but at least I can bathe the motherfucker and train it not to do certain shit.

While you have to take a cat how it is... Whatever it likes doing, it won't change.

And is it the cats fault her owner doesn't clean her litterbox? Everyone needs to piss and shit, it's got nothing to do with being filthy

Never been in a home or around a cat that "sprays" but I've only known housecats who spend most their time inside.

And don't even fucking come and say dog owners clean their dog's paws after they've been out in the mud and the rain and all kinds of shit. Most of them don't from my experience, they just let the dog bounce back into their place and on their sofa, in their bed... Cats are never that level filthy.

Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Your Tzu is broken.

Posted by Emhendo

Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Your Tzu is broken.

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Ya, we've accepted long ago that he's "special" 😂

Posted by VenusAquarius

Posted by dadjokes

"It just sleeps, eats, and butters all day, along with scratching butter up, knocking things over, throwing up hairballs, and getting its fur on everything (I've spent an hour + removing fur from important clothes before). The meowing sounds annoying as treetrunk. The way it just STARES for prolonged periods of time is creepy."

This perfectly describes my shih tzu. He even makes meowing noises. He also likes to step on my keyboard when I'm trying to work.

I still love the little monster regardless, but I really wanted to get a dobie (my favourite breed). But my husband thinks they're too scary, and most rentals have pet weight limits.

Yeah, like my siamese wants to play fetch right now. We call her soccer kitty...

I should video it right now.

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Siamese are reputed to be the most doglike cats 👍

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Posted by Emhendo

Because my friend is a cat owner and she is very messy and doesn't clean behind herself like she should.. And when it comes down to her cat, she hasn't changed its litter box in a very very long time or won't even scrape her doo doo out the thing.

I ain't saying dogs aren't gross, but at least I can bathe the motherfucker and train it not to do certain shit.

While you have to take a cat how it is... Whatever it likes doing, it won't change.

And is it the cats fault her owner doesn't clean her litterbox? Everyone needs to piss and shit, it's got nothing to do with being filthy

Never been in a home or around a cat that "sprays" but I've only known housecats who spend most their time inside.

And don't even fucking come and say dog owners clean their dog's paws after they've been out in the mud and the rain and all kinds of shit. Most of them don't from my experience, they just let the dog bounce back into their place and on their sofa, in their bed... Cats are never that level filthy.

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I wasn't about to come at you saying shit about dog owners doing anything.. So get the fuck off my case.

I'm not here to defend having a dog. Dogs got they ways too...

I just really prefer a dog over a fucking cat. What don't you understand about that?? You can't change my mind, so you keep coming back on this post with all this halfass information is pointless.

Cats annoy the shit out me. Dogs don't.

I find cats grosser than dogs.

I hate how they stick they bootyhole in your face, you could be eating and they don't give a fuck. I'm annoyed on how they hop up on shit uninvited... Their tail flaps up against you full of fecal litter, dead skin and stranded fur. They are animals that lack true companionship with humans, I could never co-exist with a cat. They lack training and you can't tell them shit.

I can tell a dog shit.

If you wanna be a grown ass man cuddled up with a fucking gross ass cat, then be my fucking guest. I sincerely don't give a fuck.

Good talk.

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Emhendo

Because my friend is a cat owner and she is very messy and doesn't clean behind herself like she should.. And when it comes down to her cat, she hasn't changed its litter box in a very very long time or won't even scrape her doo doo out the thing.

I ain't saying dogs aren't gross, but at least I can bathe the motherfucker and train it not to do certain shit.

While you have to take a cat how it is... Whatever it likes doing, it won't change.

And is it the cats fault her owner doesn't clean her litterbox? Everyone needs to piss and shit, it's got nothing to do with being filthy

Never been in a home or around a cat that "sprays" but I've only known housecats who spend most their time inside.

And don't even fucking come and say dog owners clean their dog's paws after they've been out in the mud and the rain and all kinds of shit. Most of them don't from my experience, they just let the dog bounce back into their place and on their sofa, in their bed... Cats are never that level filthy.

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I have rain boots for my dog. People can laugh all they want, but I live in one of the rainiest cities in the world (as in days per year of rain, not rainfall quantity). Everyone removes their shoes before entering my home, and my dog trouncing about in the muddy streets is certainly no exception.

He's also not allowed on our bed. He's allowed everywhere else, just not our bed where we out our heads and faces and breathe all night on.