@MyStarsShine
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Are you going to take that chancla with us to the Japanese restaurant (obviously)
My [insert other person sign] (vomits)
It's not you , it's me - This is one hilarious line but I won't complain at all 🙈🙃
Babe were those suspicious looking chanclas on my side of the bed always there (in denial)
Posted by SmeWman
Babe were those suspicious looking chanclas on my side of the bed always there (in denial)
😂😂😂
Posted by MyStarsShine
*He is an ex for a reason* (stating the obvious)Netflix and chill (nauseating)
Is he interested in me ? (probably not)
the most moronic advice i read on dxp, repeated ad nauseam by the women of dxp, as if its a cool, ironic thing to say: SHE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU
seriously? thats your idea of sarcasm?
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But it's so often the right answer 😑
Why is my Scorpio man so moody ?
Why is my Aquarius man so detached ?
etc
etc
Well........
And then
WILL HE EVER COME BACK TO ME?
😄
Posted by carrazeda
My [insert other person sign] (vomits)
Yes
Or even worse
My bae
Bae and me etc
Jesus, that is probably the most infuriating word ever......funny though as it means *turd* in one language
My sh!t and me
Lol
Posted by MyStarsShine
*He is an ex for a reason* (stating the obvious)Netflix and chill (nauseating)
Is he interested in me ? (probably not)
the most moronic advice i read on dxp, repeated ad nauseam by the women of dxp, as if its a cool, ironic thing to say: SHE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU
seriously? thats your idea of sarcasm?
But it's so often the right answer 😑
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Sure is
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Blocking people is weak
Yeah cause you be blocking all the side pieces once I slip that gorgeous bespoke 50carat diamond encrusted chancla on your foot.
Posted by LooksmaxCamp
I'm so proud of you.(Talking to their dog)
I am lookingsmaxing to the max
I am first tier
😛
Lol
Posted by LooksmaxCamp
I'm so proud of you.(Talking to their dog)
I love my fur baby
Not a baby
It's a dog
Posted by Koniuchaa
I'm so shy and pretty
Are you? 🤔
"It's his/her loss"
^Said by people who make one topic after another about their ex and they get told this ridiculous shit or they tell themselves this.
No, if a person cannot stop making topics...it's really their loss not their partner's.
Undercover arrogance.
*I can change him*
Quite possibly the most deluded of statements
Lol
Used to be said a lot
*For the win*
🙄
AnnoyIng
Posted by DeadInside
are those sentence overused or... are you too much on dxp?
Overused
I thought he was my soulmate.
WTF is this thread about?
By definition, language is made of recycled formulas
L
Posted by Gob_Shite
Before getting properly acquainted...He talked about us getting married and having kids.
He said he wanted to marry me.
*Cringing*
*He said he loved me whilst having sex....does he mean it ?*
😄
He/she reads my messages but doesn't respond, did I make them upset? should I ask them why they won't respond?
😑
Why does this Scorpio stare at me?!?!
😆
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄
"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
"It is what it is"
Posted by justagirl
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
lmao!
My country is racist because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)
I'm full of hate and get to be a pos because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)
I blame everyone except myself, and can't progress in life because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)
I don't care what the dictionary says. Red means blue and blue means red because ( insert some bs based off a shitty opinion.)
Posted by justagirl
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
lmao!
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Haaaai Still, how are you lady?
Posted by xBruceCampbellx
Your place or mine?Would you like an apple pie with that?
Wanna screw?
I have had a SO do the last one and I did laugh... I'm a freak 🤣
Posted by justagirl
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
lmao!
Haaaai Still, how are you lady?
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good, you? 🙂 you say the funniest shit 😛
Posted by Soul
My country is racist because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)I'm full of hate and get to be a pos because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)
I blame everyone except myself, and can't progress in life because (insert some bs based off a shitty opinion)
I don't care what the dictionary says. Red means blue and blue means red because ( insert some bs based off a shitty opinion.)
I blame the fact that I'm a big smelly superficial libra with a Scorpio mars and a stellium in the 12th house of the 7th house.
Posted by justagirl
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
lmao!
Haaaai Still, how are you lady?
good, you? 🙂 you say the funniest shit 😛
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Really good and I just blurt the stuff that comes to my head. 🤷♀️
Posted by justagirl
My favorite 🙄🙄🙄"I'm good looking because libra rising."
Nawww I've seen some ugly ass libra risings, sit your ass down.
lmao!
Haaaai Still, how are you lady?
good, you? 🙂 you say the funniest shit 😛
Really good and I just blurt the stuff that comes to my head. 🤷♀️
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I need to follow your posts lol
*Why hasn't he called* ?
(It's been an hour since I last saw him)
😛
Don't worry be happy.
*barf*
Posted by LooksmaxCamp
I'm so proud of you.(Talking to their dog)
I love my fur baby
Not a baby
It's a dog
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First of all...have you ever even had a dog?
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
Having a whinge about millennials. Extra points if it’s done by a millennial."I was born in the wrong era"
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I'm in love with that gif! What a gem!
Posted by stillstillwater
"It is what it is"Omg I say this.
*hide*
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explain yourself woman! haha. I just don't get that statement...like we know what it is so what's the point of saying it is what it is like it could be anything else? It's like wasting precious time and air. When I hear this I just want to scream, "What are you talking about?"
Don't worry I still like you; you're infallible.
My boyfriend cheated, is it because of his gem or sag placements? Is it because his anus is square my moon?
Posted by LooksmaxCamp
I'm so proud of you.(Talking to their dog)
I love my fur baby
Not a baby
It's a dog
First of all...have you ever even had a dog?
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Yes but it wasn't my baby
My son was and is my baby
Posted by justagirl
My boyfriend cheated, is it because of his gen or sag placements? Is it because his anus is square my moon?
Haha
😄
Posted by stillstillwater
"It is what it is"Omg I say this.
*hide*
explain yourself woman! haha. I just don't get that statement...like we know what it is so what's the point of saying it is what it is like it could be anything else? It's like wasting precious time and air. When I hear this I just want to scream, "What are you talking about?"
Don't worry I still like you; you're infallible.
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It means I have accepted that there is nothing I can do or say to change the others opinion or view. So it is what it is, whether that is the reality of the situation is an entirely different matter. Lol
Posted by stillstillwater
"It is what it is"Omg I say this.
*hide*
explain yourself woman! haha. I just don't get that statement...like we know what it is so what's the point of saying it is what it is like it could be anything else? It's like wasting precious time and air. When I hear this I just want to scream, "What are you talking about?"
Don't worry I still like you; you're infallible.
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Also, I am very fallible I don't like that pedestal. It will hurt when I fall. 😛
Posted by justagirl
My boyfriend cheated, is it because of his gen or sag placements? Is it because his anus is square my moon?Haha
😄
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I'm a tad bitter over sag placements getting blamed for someone's stupid choice.
Posted by stillstillwater
"It is what it is"Omg I say this.
*hide*
explain yourself woman! haha. I just don't get that statement...like we know what it is so what's the point of saying it is what it is like it could be anything else? It's like wasting precious time and air. When I hear this I just want to scream, "What are you talking about?"
Don't worry I still like you; you're infallible.
It means I have accepted that there is nothing I can do or say to change the others opinion or view. So it is what it is, whether that is the reality of the situation is an entirely different matter. Lol
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lol Oh God!
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*He is an ex for a reason* (stating the obvious)
Netflix and chill (nauseating)
Is he interested in me ? (probably not)