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DXP Rap Battle!
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@TerramineLight
Where you at?
Where you at?
Come spit that dope Aspbergers shit.
yyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss!!!
Posted by leowwwNah!Posted by QuantumAfter you pouty... En français..!Posted by leowww
.......lol wtf
Lay down some lyrics en français.
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I'm the rich white guy making all the money off this.
C'mon y'all bust a flow ...
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
This is what I came up with...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KNY6mLL82G
That made me moist.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeNah.Posted by QuantumWere you wearing depends at least?
That made me moist.
Let's hear you rap ?click to expand
Bish stole my troll name though...
Still waiting for the intergalactic rap Lord to show up.
I'm an orc I'm an orc, I eat pork with a spork not a fork I'm a dork and I work at the dock on a lock named spock with an itty–bitty kitty its so silly I'm so giddy and a pity if you're not.
With lots of hate,
Soul.
With lots of hate,
Soul.
Posted by Ixion120
Yall noticed that who we made this thread for still hasn't come in...but fuck it we're here now might as well have some fun lol 🙂
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LMFyTPuguG
Posted by Ixion120Trust me...my stomach turned a little but I couldn't let a roast beef joke go to waste.Posted by QuantumMy soul just threw up a bit there.click to expand
Posted by TerramineLight
They think I'm just some immature kid
But they don't know what's under the lid
I wasn't forged in the fire I AM the fire bitch
Step the fuck back before you get rekt
Prose and rhymmetry so elegant
You can't even comprehend it
Determined enough to kick the hottest spit
Even spit an entirely new periodic element
Everyday I stroll dxp's lanes of shit
Full of conniving morons full of it
So shit on it and piss on it
You won't ever tear me down...
...cause I don't know how to quit.
Posted by andstrollbotI thought she survived on juice?Posted by MIIeFiskIs it? Rom doesn't eat meat. Just carrot sticks
wait. is that roman?click to expand
Posted by TerramineLight
They think I'm just some immature kid
But they don't know what's under the lid
I wasn't forged in the fire I AM the fire bitch
Step the fuck back before you get rekt
Prose and rhymmetry so elegant
You can't even comprehend it
Determined enough to kick the hottest spit
Even spit an entirely new periodic element
Everyday I stroll dxp's lanes of shit
Full of conniving morons full of it
So shit on it and piss on it
You won't ever tear me down...
...cause I don't know how to quit.
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeYou're a dude in a loincloth?Posted by MIIeFiskNo, This. IS. SPARTAAA!
wait. is that roman?click to expand
this dude looks like a young seth rogen
Posted by MIIeFiskPosted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
This is what I came up with...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KNY6mLL82G
Why are you using a new name?
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umm who do you think this person is ?
This thread made my night, thanks guys. Too fucking funny!??
Ima come back to this thread, when it's 3am and I can't sleep
I nominate this for 2016 thread of the year!! ?
I'm just upset Yoplait Light only dropped one verse.
This thread is so beautiful.
(Rain and thunder)
(Music slowly fades in)
*Chorus*
My teas gone cold/I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window/and I can't see at all
And even if I could it would all be gray
But your picture on my wall/it reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad...
(Keyboard clicking)
Dear Rabbit,
I hope you get this message. I know you have a lot fans. I see you on the boards but you don't notice me. I was going to send you a nipple picture I blew up real big so you could autograph it but I was too shy to ask. I saw your food pictures on the Taurus board. It looked really yummy. I wish I could cook. I tried to cook once but my momma said it tasted like cat shit. She's a bitch. Maybe you can teach me how to cook?
Sincerely yours, your biggest fan, my name is Stan...
*Chorus x1*
(Keyboard clicking)
Hey Rabbit,
I'm sending you another message cuz I wasn't sure you got my last one cuz I didn't hear anything back. I saw Fisk was mean to you. I don't like it when she's mean to you, so I strangled her for you. Well actually it was a Puerto Rican prostitute but close enough. And it was a tranny too. And then we had sex. Does that make me gay? Maybe you could help me cuz you give good advice. I like your advice. Hit me back, this is Stan...
*Chorus x1*
(Keyboard Clicking)
RABBIT THIS IS THE LAST MESSAGE I'M SENDING U!!!
YUR TRASH!
WHEN I GO INTO WORK AT CARLS JR TODAY I'M GUNNA DRINK 5 RED BULLS AND EAT A BOX OF SLIM JIMS THEN I'M GUNNA MURDER EVERYONE WITH THIS STEAK KNIFE I STOLE FROM GOLDEN CORRAL. AND IT'S ALL YUR FAULT CUZ YOU WON'T RESPOND TO ME N I FUCKIN HATE YOU NOW. BYE BITCH U GUNNA SEE ME ON THE NEWS.
*Chorus x1*
(Keyboard clicking)
Dear Stan,
LMAO
Who the fuck is this? Ands?
SMH
**turns off PMs**
(Music slowly fades in)
*Chorus*
My teas gone cold/I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window/and I can't see at all
And even if I could it would all be gray
But your picture on my wall/it reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad...
(Keyboard clicking)
Dear Rabbit,
I hope you get this message. I know you have a lot fans. I see you on the boards but you don't notice me. I was going to send you a nipple picture I blew up real big so you could autograph it but I was too shy to ask. I saw your food pictures on the Taurus board. It looked really yummy. I wish I could cook. I tried to cook once but my momma said it tasted like cat shit. She's a bitch. Maybe you can teach me how to cook?
Sincerely yours, your biggest fan, my name is Stan...
*Chorus x1*
(Keyboard clicking)
Hey Rabbit,
I'm sending you another message cuz I wasn't sure you got my last one cuz I didn't hear anything back. I saw Fisk was mean to you. I don't like it when she's mean to you, so I strangled her for you. Well actually it was a Puerto Rican prostitute but close enough. And it was a tranny too. And then we had sex. Does that make me gay? Maybe you could help me cuz you give good advice. I like your advice. Hit me back, this is Stan...
*Chorus x1*
(Keyboard Clicking)
RABBIT THIS IS THE LAST MESSAGE I'M SENDING U!!!
YUR TRASH!
WHEN I GO INTO WORK AT CARLS JR TODAY I'M GUNNA DRINK 5 RED BULLS AND EAT A BOX OF SLIM JIMS THEN I'M GUNNA MURDER EVERYONE WITH THIS STEAK KNIFE I STOLE FROM GOLDEN CORRAL. AND IT'S ALL YUR FAULT CUZ YOU WON'T RESPOND TO ME N I FUCKIN HATE YOU NOW. BYE BITCH U GUNNA SEE ME ON THE NEWS.
*Chorus x1*
(Keyboard clicking)
Dear Stan,
LMAO
Who the fuck is this? Ands?
SMH
**turns off PMs**
Posted by exo
hello, bonjour, shalom, good day!
the champ is back, c'mere, peep game!
top tier troll, queen of the hour
dainty lexicon got y'all mighty sour
cap moon blast on ya ass like whoa
grade A kitty in ya face juice flows~~~~~~~~~
it's round 2 raps with the dxp cripples
lemme put it down for you fools real simple:
kraft ain't sayin' ish, he don't even lift
terramine's still crying like a lil bish
ixion tried some psuedo conscious spit
rabbit's cybering with ands's clit
soul is gay and that's all i gotta say
explicit is deluded and here that's okay
you weak mcs made your own shallow graves
anyone wanna try me? i'm here all day
Posted by QuantumUhh Romanian tongue twisters don't sound in any way like rap. Too short.
@Damnata
Bring some Romanian tongue twisters.
But since you called for me so nicely, I can share a song for your Sun/Moon combo as contribution to your topic.
It's called "People lie" (duh, lol)
English is too tame a language for insults. I thought writing something in Romanian for this topic and then translating it but a lot of it would not make sense.
Lmao this thread made my night —??
Posted by MIIeFisklmao, that was littlemegabyte's topic I think. vanished when she deleted that account.
Where's that audio of damnata doing that tongue twister. Whatacrab need to put a beat behind it. It should blow TV's out of the water.
i think palerio has an audio of me with an italian one. that one wasn't easy.
i see you pitting the 2 fire mooned mercurials in a rap battle fisk 😛
Posted by starwarsOmg this reminds me.
This guy here made the romanian version of "Drop it like it's hot" where they translated it word for word without changing anything. I have no idea how he didn't break laughing mid song at how it doesn't make sense at all in romanian.
It kills me 😆
Posted by MIIeFiskThat would be me vs neves lmao.
My poor man's version of Nas vs Tupac
(Virgo & Gem, respectively, both with Aries moon)
I haven't seen him around in a while. He's Romanian so this would go well...
Posted by andstrollbotHaven't been around dxp lately so idk.Posted by DamnataIs he not topes?Posted by MIIeFiskThat would be me vs neves lmao.
My poor man's version of Nas vs Tupac
(Virgo & Gem, respectively, both with Aries moon)
I haven't seen him around in a while. He's Romanian so this would go well...
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My database is crying for me.
My bum is all alone
Posted by andstrollbot*horrified look*Posted by DamnataBrace yourself for fb x ands 2016Posted by andstrollbotHaven't been around dxp lately so idk.Posted by DamnataIs he not topes?Posted by MIIeFiskThat would be me vs neves lmao.
My poor man's version of Nas vs Tupac
(Virgo & Gem, respectively, both with Aries moon)
I haven't seen him around in a while. He's Romanian so this would go well...
My database is crying for me.
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Posted by andstrollbotLet no one say Scorpio Mars have low standards!Posted by DamnataI am leaving him if he can't keep upPosted by andstrollbot*horrified look*Posted by DamnataBrace yourself for fb x ands 2016Posted by andstrollbotHaven't been around dxp lately so idk.Posted by DamnataIs he not topes?Posted by MIIeFiskThat would be me vs neves lmao.
My poor man's version of Nas vs Tupac
(Virgo & Gem, respectively, both with Aries moon)
I haven't seen him around in a while. He's Romanian so this would go well...
My database is crying for me.
I'll tie some money in a ziplock bag to his neck with his address in caseclick to expand
Posted by andstrollbotKinda figured that out about you when firebunny made the cut.Posted by DamnataTauruses do thoughPosted by andstrollbotLet no one say Scorpio Mars have low standards!Posted by DamnataI am leaving him if he can't keep upPosted by andstrollbot*horrified look*Posted by DamnataBrace yourself for fb x ands 2016Posted by andstrollbotHaven't been around dxp lately so idk.Posted by DamnataIs he not topes?Posted by MIIeFiskThat would be me vs neves lmao.
My poor man's version of Nas vs Tupac
(Virgo & Gem, respectively, both with Aries moon)
I haven't seen him around in a while. He's Romanian so this would go well...
My database is crying for me.
I'll tie some money in a ziplock bag to his neck with his address in case
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Posted by kreolPosted by KemetisinmeTinashe's kept man in the house!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MUPmcD3X2z
#feelinmyself
#representin4the3s
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lmao .. she cheated on me with Chris Brown 😢
I'm not mad tho, I was aloof af and stingy with the validation
Posted by kreolPosted by Kemetisinmeyou dodged a bullet there man, have you seen her blasting her own fans for not buying her music? LOL entitled times 2-onPosted by kreolPosted by KemetisinmeTinashe's kept man in the house!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MUPmcD3X2z
#feelinmyself
#representin4the3s
lmao .. she cheated on me with Chris Brown 😢
I'm not mad tho, I was aloof af and stingy with the validation
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I saw a vid of someone calling her out on it .. she has a Leo moon after all
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