Am I the only one who has ended up strongly disliking 80% of their dxp crushes ??
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Posted by WhiteChocolateCircle of life! 🙂 And the iguana stealing the beer, that's just a smart iguana! I'm hoping it was good beer at least!Posted by DamnataI'm sorry about your turtle.Posted by WhiteChocolateI had one named Confucius that chose suicide over living with me.Posted by starwarsWhy turtles?
I'm not a people person, I only like turtles
My wife loves turtles.
WTF is it with Virgos and turtles?
Damn, I loved that turtle. Did give it a proper water burial and all.
On a somewhat related note...
I witnessed 1) an iguana trying to steal my beer, 2) an iguana with two tails, and 3) a hawk snatching an iguana off the top of the mangroves while in Florida.
SMH
Reptiles.click to expand
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boys have cooties
I love you and your cute little bootie
To FyzaGems
Violets are blue
Boys have cooties
I love you and your cute little bootie
To FyzaGems
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It's been a while but I thought to myself of the words you said and the comfort it brought. Who knew you could teach me so much. Wherever you are, I hope it's beautiful like you.
I miss you..
@Flo
It's been a while but I thought to myself of the words you said and the comfort it brought. Who knew you could teach me so much. Wherever you are, I hope it's beautiful like you.
I miss you..
@Flo
Posted by SassyKiwi
Am I the only one who has ended up strongly disliking 80% of their dxp crushes ??
Most of these guys are new, let them have their innocence for a little while longer.
Posted by xtina
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boys have cooties
I love you and your cute little bootie
To FyzaGems From your not so secret admirer
YOU WHORE!
Posted by VivaciousScorpioVivienne, Valerie...
Well sometimes I go out by myself and I look across the water.
And I think of all the things what you're doing and in my head a create a picture.
I love Turtles too! I wanted one since I was 8 and finally got one when I turned 19.He lasted for only a week.My baby.I love him and may his soul RIP.It was hard burying him with my own hands,very sad.
Maybe it is a Virgo thing?I have Virgo moon and rising.
Maybe it is a Virgo thing?I have Virgo moon and rising.
used to like a lot of people but idk if theyre here anymore
@Vixen2
A Vixen In the Night
She comes to talk to me, that leo moon
A thousand fiery dreams she screams, to my water moon
A night of dreams with your screams of tears, of warning they are
Seven days away in comes deaths way
It is the eagles way baby, that set you on my way
-------
The wind makes love to the ocean vixen, as the rain falls
The wind makes love to you so good, that you think your losing your mind
inspired from john geddis an many before!
A Vixen In the Night
She comes to talk to me, that leo moon
A thousand fiery dreams she screams, to my water moon
A night of dreams with your screams of tears, of warning they are
Seven days away in comes deaths way
It is the eagles way baby, that set you on my way
-------
The wind makes love to the ocean vixen, as the rain falls
The wind makes love to you so good, that you think your losing your mind
inspired from john geddis an many before!
Posted by TURNDOWNFORWHATWho you looking for?
used to like a lot of people but idk if theyre here anymore
Posted by ScrufflesI'm trying scruffabubbly, the love will come
19 pages of gifs and bullshit and no name dropping. Disappointing.
It has to
It doesn't help this thread is up against failed marriages and why would she cheat.
Or he
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.
Posted by DamnataYes, for sure... Maybe I started off too early...
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.
Posted by abcdEUNo way not possible
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?
I'm not one of those people you have a crush on
Posted by aquapiscescuspI don't think you had, I was actually thinking it should start earlier.Posted by DamnataYes, for sure... Maybe I started off too early...
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.click to expand
Gives people time to work on their feelings and poems 😄
Posted by DamnataYeah, some need more time than others lolPosted by aquapiscescuspI don't think you had, I was actually thinking it should start earlier.Posted by DamnataYes, for sure... Maybe I started off too early...
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.
Gives people time to work on their feelings and poems 😄click to expand
Posted by aquapiscescuspI am a conflicted individual with many robotic feels, okay?!Posted by DamnataYeah, some need more time than others lolPosted by aquapiscescuspI don't think you had, I was actually thinking it should start earlier.Posted by DamnataYes, for sure... Maybe I started off too early...
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.
Gives people time to work on their feelings and poems 😄click to expand
Posted by ScrufflesSo funny!Posted by aquapiscescuspNonsense.Posted by abcdEUNo way not possible
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?
Your secret admirer just sent me this for you...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
APC... you're hot
so come do me, boo.
It's clearly love.click to expand
Who is it?
I like all of you. Especially the ones I hate.
Posted by Arielle83I like you.
No one likes me
Posted by ScrufflesOh that one trying to catfish me? YeahPosted by aquapiscescuspI cannot say..Posted by ScrufflesSo funny!Posted by aquapiscescuspNonsense.Posted by abcdEUNo way not possible
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?
Your secret admirer just sent me this for you...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
APC... you're hot
so come do me, boo.
It's clearly love.
Who is it?click to expand
I genuinely find each and every one of you endearingly nauseating
Posted by abcdEUYou do?Posted by aquapiscescuspI have a crush on this poster,Posted by abcdEUNo way not possible
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?
Come on everybody let's roast her. 😛click to expand
Posted by ScrufflesHahahahaPosted by aquapiscescuspCat.. yes. No fish tho.Posted by ScrufflesOh that one trying to catfish me? YeahPosted by aquapiscescuspI cannot say..Posted by ScrufflesSo funny!Posted by aquapiscescuspNonsense.Posted by abcdEUNo way not possible
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?
Your secret admirer just sent me this for you...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
APC... you're hot
so come do me, boo.
It's clearly love.
Who is it?click to expand
Posted by Scrufflesthis pattern...have you morphed into a horny crab since deldo's counsel on drinks?Posted by Arielle83Roses are red,
No one likes me
Violets are blue.
A̶P̶C̶ Arielle you're hot
so come do me, boo.
Clearly you are wrong.click to expand
Posted by HeartA few more details...
How would you go about a secret Valentine for a Capricorn? Real life goat not online.
Posted by Hearts̶a̶c̶r̶i̶f̶i̶c̶e̶ hire a midget, put wings on him and have him float above the capricorn with a bag of money. then provide the capricorn with a bow to shoot him down and collect it.
How would you go about a secret Valentine for a Capricorn? Real life goat not online.
he'll be thrilled.
Posted by abcdEUI'll take itPosted by aquapiscescuspI do today. 😉Posted by abcdEUYou do?Posted by aquapiscescuspI have a crush on this poster,Posted by abcdEUNo way not possible
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?
Come on everybody let's roast her. 😛click to expand
Posted by ScrufflesGive me their addressPosted by SassyKiwiUh oh..
I genuinely find each and every one of you endearingly nauseating
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
A̶P̶C̶ ̶A̶r̶i̶e̶l̶l̶e̶ Sassy you're hot
so come do me, boo.
I think we have a modern day Romeo on our hands.click to expand
I'll be there
With surgical tools
We can play doctor
#HardCandy
Posted by Gobshite
Oh, my love, my darling...
Happy Valentine's Day!
I just want you to know that you'll always be the second most important woman in my life. After all, a son's mother should always come first.
Lots of passionate kisses,
Prince Charming
Aww, that's so sweet Gobshite,
What a lucky girl she is. 🙂
roses are red, violets are indigo
the cats were fed, to bed we can go
lying in bed, feeling numb like a Virgo (*)
wanna get laid, it's hard like a pogo
she pats my head, rationed sex is her lingo
I made my bed, fifteen years ago
to a club med, this summer we will go
(*) no offense to robots .. it had to rhyme
as a lifepath 3 it was my duty to produce something, no matter how random it is
#jobdone
the cats were fed, to bed we can go
lying in bed, feeling numb like a Virgo (*)
wanna get laid, it's hard like a pogo
she pats my head, rationed sex is her lingo
I made my bed, fifteen years ago
to a club med, this summer we will go
(*) no offense to robots .. it had to rhyme
as a lifepath 3 it was my duty to produce something, no matter how random it is
#jobdone
Posted by GetMistedPosted by SassyKiwiLies. You love me.
I genuinely find each and every one of you endearingly nauseatingclick to expand
I refuse to fluff your luna with any affirmation
fuark
Posted by Floyou aqua ladies with gemini placements make me wonder who that Scorpio man is. lolPosted by moondustIt's crazy because if I mentioned him you would think he's the last person to be sweet but he really is. 🙂Posted by Flosame
There's a Scorpio guy in here I have a crush on but... I would rather die than expose myself about him.
Lol
I don't agree with his lifestyle, it's pretty risky but honestly I miss him.click to expand
😕
sounds like he works in a 'james bond' kind of field.
Posted by Vixen2the naughty one??Posted by lisabethur8I think I can guess who @Flo 's crush...that gif. was a dead giveaway ♡♡♡ *zips lips*Posted by Floyou aqua ladies with gemini placements make me wonder who that Scorpio man is. lolPosted by moondustIt's crazy because if I mentioned him you would think he's the last person to be sweet but he really is. 🙂Posted by Flosame
There's a Scorpio guy in here I have a crush on but... I would rather die than expose myself about him.
Lol
I don't agree with his lifestyle, it's pretty risky but honestly I miss him.
😕
sounds like he works in a 'james bond' kind of field.click to expand
oooooooo FLO! 😄 😄
i hope you get to snuggles him!!
i love snuggling mine every night. so i understand!! 😄 😄
Posted by Vixen2Posted by WestsidekodakI am a Pisces Kodak...Posted by Vixen2Its must be ands lmao
I have an enormous dxp crush...
All I'm going to say is that he cracks me up...sometimes I don't know if he is joking or is serious♡♡♡
mistress of coyness,
it may be, it may not be...
this is "secret" Valentines we are talking about...
and quite a few funny guys on here...
Lol 😉click to expand
Pffft, none are secret to the observant ones.
Hope your Valentine is a great one sweetie!
🍹
__________________
TO: Supermercurial
FROM: Ryan Reynoldswrap
TO: Supermercurial
FROM: Ryan Reynoldswrap
Posted by justagirllmao@justagirl's Scorpio rising....strikes again.Posted by Vixen2Posted by WestsidekodakI am a Pisces Kodak...Posted by Vixen2Its must be ands lmao
I have an enormous dxp crush...
All I'm going to say is that he cracks me up...sometimes I don't know if he is joking or is serious♡♡♡
mistress of coyness,
it may be, it may not be...
this is "secret" Valentines we are talking about...
and quite a few funny guys on here...
Lol 😉
Pffft, none are secret to the observant ones.
Hope your Valentine is a great one sweetie!
🍹click to expand
i know right?
just by you ladie's interaction with certain men on the forum is ENOUGH. 😄 😄
not just having a convo either....anyone can have a convo, and it's nothing.
but the way you all coyly talk talk...
Posted by Vixen2ands is hilarious though. 😄 😄 heehee. must be that leo moon of his.Posted by WestsidekodakI am a Pisces Kodak...Posted by Vixen2Its must be ands lmao
I have an enormous dxp crush...
All I'm going to say is that he cracks me up...sometimes I don't know if he is joking or is serious♡♡♡
mistress of coyness,
it may be, it may not be...
this is "secret" Valentines we are talking about...
and quite a few funny guys on here...
Lol 😉click to expand
although, i find lots of comedians hilarious like Eddie Murphy, George Carlin ect.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I can't wait to see you
In a week or two!
Yes this is for someone not on DXPland!
*scurries off*
😆
violets are blue
I can't wait to see you
In a week or two!
Yes this is for someone not on DXPland!
*scurries off*
😆
Posted by justagirlwho? 😄 😄
Roses are red
violets are blue
I can't wait to see you
In a week or two!
Yes this is for someone not on DXPland!
*scurries off*
😆
Posted by lisabethur8😛Posted by justagirlwho? 😄 😄
Roses are red
violets are blue
I can't wait to see you
In a week or two!
Yes this is for someone not on DXPland!
*scurries off*
😆
click to expand
Posted by ScrufflesMine know who they are!
Oh come on people... let your dxp crush know you admire them!
dxp crushes are harmless as the possibility of anything real happening is slim to none.
dxp is a safe place.
😈
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