DXP Secret Valentine :: 2016 :: (Page 3)

Am I the only one who has ended up strongly disliking 80% of their dxp crushes ??

Posted by WhiteChocolate

Posted by Damnata

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Posted by starwars
I'm not a people person, I only like turtles

Why turtles?

My wife loves turtles.

WTF is it with Virgos and turtles?

I had one named Confucius that chose suicide over living with me.

Damn, I loved that turtle. Did give it a proper water burial and all.

I'm sorry about your turtle.

On a somewhat related note...

I witnessed 1) an iguana trying to steal my beer, 2) an iguana with two tails, and 3) a hawk snatching an iguana off the top of the mangroves while in Florida.

SMH

Reptiles.

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Circle of life! 🙂 And the iguana stealing the beer, that's just a smart iguana! I'm hoping it was good beer at least!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boys have cooties
I love you and your cute little bootie

To FyzaGems

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It's been a while but I thought to myself of the words you said and the comfort it brought. Who knew you could teach me so much. Wherever you are, I hope it's beautiful like you.
I miss you..

@Flo

Posted by SassyKiwi
Am I the only one who has ended up strongly disliking 80% of their dxp crushes ??

Posted by xtina
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boys have cooties
I love you and your cute little bootie

To FyzaGems From your not so secret admirer

YOU WHORE!

Posted by VivaciousScorpio
Well sometimes I go out by myself and I look across the water.

And I think of all the things what you're doing and in my head a create a picture.

Vivienne, Valerie...

I love Turtles too! I wanted one since I was 8 and finally got one when I turned 19.He lasted for only a week.My baby.I love him and may his soul RIP.It was hard burying him with my own hands,very sad.
Maybe it is a Virgo thing?I have Virgo moon and rising.

used to like a lot of people but idk if theyre here anymore

@Vixen2

A Vixen In the Night
She comes to talk to me, that leo moon
A thousand fiery dreams she screams, to my water moon
A night of dreams with your screams of tears, of warning they are
Seven days away in comes deaths way
It is the eagles way baby, that set you on my way

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The wind makes love to the ocean vixen, as the rain falls
The wind makes love to you so good, that you think your losing your mind

inspired from john geddis an many before!

Posted by TURNDOWNFORWHAT
used to like a lot of people but idk if theyre here anymore

Who you looking for?

Posted by Scruffles
19 pages of gifs and bullshit and no name dropping. Disappointing.

I'm trying scruffabubbly, the love will come

It has to

It doesn't help this thread is up against failed marriages and why would she cheat.

Or he

Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.

Posted by Damnata
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.

Yes, for sure... Maybe I started off too early...

Posted by abcdEU
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?

No way not possible

I'm not one of those people you have a crush on

Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by Damnata
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.

Yes, for sure... Maybe I started off too early...

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I don't think you had, I was actually thinking it should start earlier.

Gives people time to work on their feelings and poems 😄

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Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by Damnata
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.

Yes, for sure... Maybe I started off too early...

I don't think you had, I was actually thinking it should start earlier.

Gives people time to work on their feelings and poems 😄

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Yeah, some need more time than others lol

Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by Damnata

Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by Damnata
Topic will pick up speed in the days before the Hallmark holiday and afterwards.

Yes, for sure... Maybe I started off too early...

I don't think you had, I was actually thinking it should start earlier.

Gives people time to work on their feelings and poems 😄

Yeah, some need more time than others lol

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I am a conflicted individual with many robotic feels, okay?!

Posted by Scruffles

Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by abcdEU
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?

No way not possible

Nonsense.

Your secret admirer just sent me this for you...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
APC... you're hot
so come do me, boo.

It's clearly love.

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So funny!

Who is it?

I like all of you. Especially the ones I hate.

Posted by Arielle83
No one likes me

I like you.

Posted by Scruffles

Posted by aquapiscescusp

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Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by abcdEU
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?

No way not possible

Nonsense.

Your secret admirer just sent me this for you...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
APC... you're hot
so come do me, boo.

It's clearly love.

So funny!

Who is it?

I cannot say..

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Oh that one trying to catfish me? Yeah

I genuinely find each and every one of you endearingly nauseating

Posted by abcdEU

Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by abcdEU
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?

No way not possible

I have a crush on this poster,
Come on everybody let's roast her. 😛

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You do?

Posted by Scruffles

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Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by abcdEU
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?

No way not possible

Nonsense.

Your secret admirer just sent me this for you...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
APC... you're hot
so come do me, boo.

It's clearly love.

So funny!

Who is it?

I cannot say..

Oh that one trying to catfish me? Yeah

Cat.. yes. No fish tho.

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Hahahaha

Posted by Scruffles

Posted by Arielle83
No one likes me

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
A̶P̶C̶ Arielle you're hot
so come do me, boo.

Clearly you are wrong.

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this pattern...have you morphed into a horny crab since deldo's counsel on drinks?

Posted by Heart
How would you go about a secret Valentine for a Capricorn? Real life goat not online.

A few more details...

Posted by Heart
How would you go about a secret Valentine for a Capricorn? Real life goat not online.

s̶a̶c̶r̶i̶f̶i̶c̶e̶ hire a midget, put wings on him and have him float above the capricorn with a bag of money. then provide the capricorn with a bow to shoot him down and collect it.

he'll be thrilled.

Posted by abcdEU

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Posted by abcdEU

Posted by aquapiscescusp

Posted by abcdEU
OP what if everyone has a crush on you?

No way not possible

I have a crush on this poster,
Come on everybody let's roast her. 😛

You do?

I do today. 😉

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I'll take it

Posted by Scruffles

Posted by SassyKiwi
I genuinely find each and every one of you endearingly nauseating

Uh oh..

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
A̶P̶C̶ ̶A̶r̶i̶e̶l̶l̶e̶ Sassy you're hot
so come do me, boo.

I think we have a modern day Romeo on our hands.

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Give me their address

I'll be there

With surgical tools

We can play doctor

#HardCandy

Posted by Gobshite
Oh, my love, my darling...

Happy Valentine's Day!

I just want you to know that you'll always be the second most important woman in my life. After all, a son's mother should always come first.

Lots of passionate kisses,

Prince Charming

Aww, that's so sweet Gobshite,

What a lucky girl she is. 🙂

roses are red, violets are indigo
the cats were fed, to bed we can go
lying in bed, feeling numb like a Virgo (*)
wanna get laid, it's hard like a pogo
she pats my head, rationed sex is her lingo
I made my bed, fifteen years ago
to a club med, this summer we will go

(*) no offense to robots .. it had to rhyme
as a lifepath 3 it was my duty to produce something, no matter how random it is

#jobdone

Posted by GetMisted

Posted by SassyKiwi
I genuinely find each and every one of you endearingly nauseating

Lies. You love me.

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I refuse to fluff your luna with any affirmation

fuark

Posted by Flo

Posted by moondust

Posted by Flo
There's a Scorpio guy in here I have a crush on but... I would rather die than expose myself about him.

Lol

same

It's crazy because if I mentioned him you would think he's the last person to be sweet but he really is. 🙂
I don't agree with his lifestyle, it's pretty risky but honestly I miss him.

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you aqua ladies with gemini placements make me wonder who that Scorpio man is. lol

😕

sounds like he works in a 'james bond' kind of field.

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Posted by Flo

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Posted by Flo
There's a Scorpio guy in here I have a crush on but... I would rather die than expose myself about him.

Lol

same

It's crazy because if I mentioned him you would think he's the last person to be sweet but he really is. 🙂
I don't agree with his lifestyle, it's pretty risky but honestly I miss him.

you aqua ladies with gemini placements make me wonder who that Scorpio man is. lol

😕

sounds like he works in a 'james bond' kind of field.

I think I can guess who @Flo 's crush...that gif. was a dead giveaway ♡♡♡ *zips lips*

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the naughty one??

oooooooo FLO! 😄 😄

i hope you get to snuggles him!!

i love snuggling mine every night. so i understand!! 😄 😄

Posted by Vixen2

Posted by Westsidekodak

Posted by Vixen2
I have an enormous dxp crush...
All I'm going to say is that he cracks me up...sometimes I don't know if he is joking or is serious♡♡♡

Its must be ands lmao

I am a Pisces Kodak...
mistress of coyness,
it may be, it may not be...
this is "secret" Valentines we are talking about...
and quite a few funny guys on here...
Lol 😉

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Hope your Valentine is a great one sweetie!

🍹

__________________

TO: Supermercurial

FROM: Ryan Reynoldswrap

Posted by justagirl

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Posted by Westsidekodak

Posted by Vixen2
I have an enormous dxp crush...
All I'm going to say is that he cracks me up...sometimes I don't know if he is joking or is serious♡♡♡

Its must be ands lmao

I am a Pisces Kodak...
mistress of coyness,
it may be, it may not be...
this is "secret" Valentines we are talking about...
and quite a few funny guys on here...
Lol 😉

Pffft, none are secret to the observant ones.

Hope your Valentine is a great one sweetie!

🍹

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lmao@justagirl's Scorpio rising....strikes again.

i know right?

just by you ladie's interaction with certain men on the forum is ENOUGH. 😄 😄

not just having a convo either....anyone can have a convo, and it's nothing.

but the way you all coyly talk talk...

Posted by Vixen2

Posted by Westsidekodak

Posted by Vixen2
I have an enormous dxp crush...
All I'm going to say is that he cracks me up...sometimes I don't know if he is joking or is serious♡♡♡

Its must be ands lmao

I am a Pisces Kodak...
mistress of coyness,
it may be, it may not be...
this is "secret" Valentines we are talking about...
and quite a few funny guys on here...
Lol 😉

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ands is hilarious though. 😄 😄 heehee. must be that leo moon of his.

although, i find lots of comedians hilarious like Eddie Murphy, George Carlin ect.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I can't wait to see you
In a week or two!

Yes this is for someone not on DXPland!

*scurries off*
😆

Posted by justagirl
Roses are red
violets are blue
I can't wait to see you
In a week or two!

Yes this is for someone not on DXPland!

*scurries off*
😆

who? 😄 😄

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by justagirl
Roses are red
violets are blue
I can't wait to see you
In a week or two!

Yes this is for someone not on DXPland!

*scurries off*
😆

who? 😄 😄

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😛

Posted by Scruffles
Oh come on people... let your dxp crush know you admire them!

dxp crushes are harmless as the possibility of anything real happening is slim to none.

dxp is a safe place.

Mine know who they are!

😈