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"So I can show off my gold chain, gold ring. Roll through the hood on them gold thangs"
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Posted by PotHeadVirgo27
I'm not sure I would have a huge issue with this. I mean how big is the house?

Enough room for you not to be in their presence?

You could maybe put up with it for a month while saving up some money and looking for another roomie. I mean depending on your standards and where you live, I'm sure you can find a trailer for like 400 to 500 a month. Hell, maybe even cheaper.

I mean all kinds of fucked up situations can occur from this but what you must remember is the door is always open and they can't hold you against your will so...

You should definitely buy a gun if you're going to be living with strangers and keep it a secret.
Yep, gotta have gun.
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Posted by LeDominoes
What the hell else would you use escorts for? Sex? LMFAO, weirdos.
Not always. Some dudes will pay to be pee'd on, their balls walked on with heels. People be into some weird shit...
Guys pay to cuddle in bed.
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Why pay a dirty prostitute to cuddle you when you can invoke cute demons to astrally skinship with you in the darkest night

? smh
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Scrumptious
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Posted by Andalusia
Posted by VenusAquarius
Can't tell nobody what to do in their home... whether it be smoking, drinking, walking around naked, etc.

The answer will most likely be, you can leave.
Exactly.

I guess I just wish he would have mentioned this up front, before I moved in, so i.wouldn't have to start looking for another place yet again.
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Hey baby you can move in with me
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Andalusia
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Posted by tiziani
Posted by Andalusia
Posted by MIIeFisk
Posted by Andalusia
I should probably just resign myself to moving back in with my parents.
Just until you can get back on your feet. Nothing is permanent.
True. Just thought I'd be farther along in life at this point. It's fucking depressing.

At least I won't have to worry for my safety or random females, lol.
I don't even have a house right now. I was meant to be moved out of here by now. I'm unwanted in two countries.

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Unwanted in 2 countries.

Wanted in 7 others.

*Edited to add a winky face 😉
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"So I can show off my gold chain, gold ring. Roll through the hood on them gold thangs"
@VenusAquarius
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Posted by Skye
Posted by tiziani
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by LeDominoes
What the hell else would you use escorts for? Sex? LMFAO, weirdos.
Not always. Some dudes will pay to be pee'd on, their balls walked on with heels. People be into some weird shit...
Guys pay to cuddle in bed.




Interesting and creepy lol

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They do. I say a guy suing his cuddler on one of those courtroom reality shows.

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Andalusia
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Posted by Scrumptious
Posted by Andalusia
Posted by Scrumptious
What made you move out of your previous place before ? Was it the cancer guy
I lived with my older sister and her boyfriend before. I don't support their relationship, plus I felt like a third wheel, so I moved out.

Maybe the problem is me.
And you can't move into your own apt because?

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Too expensive at the moment.
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Scrumptious
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Posted by Andalusia
Posted by Scrumptious
Posted by Andalusia
Posted by Scrumptious
What made you move out of your previous place before ? Was it the cancer guy
I lived with my older sister and her boyfriend before. I don't support their relationship, plus I felt like a third wheel, so I moved out.

Maybe the problem is me.
And you can't move into your own apt because?


Too expensive at the moment.
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😕

Weren't you working 2 jobs
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"So I can show off my gold chain, gold ring. Roll through the hood on them gold thangs"
@VenusAquarius
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Posted by Skye
Posted by VenusAquarius
Posted by Skye
Posted by tiziani
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by LeDominoes
What the hell else would you use escorts for? Sex? LMFAO, weirdos.
Not always. Some dudes will pay to be pee'd on, their balls walked on with heels. People be into some weird shit...
Guys pay to cuddle in bed.




Interesting and creepy lol


They do. I say a guy suing his cuddler on one of those courtroom reality shows.




Let me guess, he got a boner

and she refused to cuddle it? 😆
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LOL

He was one of those eloquently evasive types and the judge was coming down to that conclusion but, he wouldn't admit it. He was trying to obligate her like they were in a relationship.

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Posted by tiziani
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672114/Britain-s-cuddling-agency-promises-help-stressed-executives-unloved-politicians-50-hour-snuggles.html



Britain's first cuddling agency promises to help stressed executives and unloved politicians £50-an-hour snuggles

BeCuddled is looking to recruit people to become professional cuddlers

Service is brainchild of holistic therapist Kitty Mansfield, 48, from London

Ideal candidates for the job are 'tactile, empathetic and non-judgmental'

Mansfield stresses the service she offers to clients is purely platonic

The unusual idea is the brainchild of holistic therapist Kitty Mansfield, 48, from West London, who three years ago began offering her services as Britain's first professional 'snuggler'.

She has been earning up to £360 a day by opening her arms to people who 'crave intimacy' and her clients include stressed executives, the bereaved or people simply wanting a warm embrace
Lol at the non-judgmental bit for qualifications, hehe I mean if you are considering to be a cuddler what are you going to be judging? How someone lays down? Lol
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.... it's rough when he slams his door every morning at 1 am, and i'm pretty much on farmer's hours. it's also not all that funny when he has bitchy, homo shout fests with his gay lover at 2am....
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Okay, I don't do gifs but this one is mine.

I'm in tears.
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Posted by Andalusia
Posted by VenusAquarius
What's his sign?

Are you living there for free?

If you become uncomfortable in a living arrangement this soon, you best believe it's not a good sign of things to come.

Better dip now before things get worse.


He's a Capricorn. January 17. He has a house, I am renting space in it.

I pay a flat, monthly rate of $ 400 for rent and utilities. Not free, but definitely cheaper than anything I could find on my own.
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Hmm same bday as my ex... He did seedy things as well. ?
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Posted by Andalusia
Posted by VenusAquarius
What's his sign?

Are you living there for free?

If you become uncomfortable in a living arrangement this soon, you best believe it's not a good sign of things to come.

Better dip now before things get worse.


He's a Capricorn. January 17. He has a house, I am renting space in it.

I pay a flat, monthly rate of $ 400 for rent and utilities. Not free, but definitely cheaper than anything I could find on my own.
Hmm same bday as my ex... He did seedy things as well. ?
Basically Andalusia paid for his hooker habit. I know where that $ 400 went lol!
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Oh nooo lol