Escorts (Page 2)

Posted by LeDominoes
What the hell else would you use escorts for? Sex? LMFAO, weirdos.

Not always. Some dudes will pay to be pee'd on, their balls walked on with heels. People be into some weird shit...

Posted by PotHeadVirgo27
I'm not sure I would have a huge issue with this. I mean how big is the house?

Enough room for you not to be in their presence?

You could maybe put up with it for a month while saving up some money and looking for another roomie. I mean depending on your standards and where you live, I'm sure you can find a trailer for like 400 to 500 a month. Hell, maybe even cheaper.

I mean all kinds of fucked up situations can occur from this but what you must remember is the door is always open and they can't hold you against your will so...

You should definitely buy a gun if you're going to be living with strangers and keep it a secret.

Yep, gotta have gun.

This would really bother me too.

Sorry OP.

Yukky.

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Posted by LeDominoes
What the hell else would you use escorts for? Sex? LMFAO, weirdos.

Not always. Some dudes will pay to be pee'd on, their balls walked on with heels. People be into some weird shit...

Guys pay to cuddle in bed.

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Why pay a dirty prostitute to cuddle you when you can invoke cute demons to astrally skinship with you in the darkest night

? smh

Stop pretending OP, and make your move already

Tell him you're ready to deliiver that fresh pussy against just a bit of daddy pampering and low-key wifing.

Posted by MIIeFisk
Some dudes should pay escorts to teach them how to kiss...

Gross.

No one kisses an escort.

Or so I've heard.

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Posted by Quantum

Posted by MIIeFisk
Some dudes should pay escorts to teach them how to kiss...

Gross.

No one kisses an escort.

Or so I've heard.

What do you mean? Pornhub lied to me?

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Yes.

Did you watch

I should probably just resign myself to moving back in with my parents.

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by VenusAquarius
Can't tell nobody what to do in their home... whether it be smoking, drinking, walking around naked, etc.

The answer will most likely be, you can leave.

Exactly.

I guess I just wish he would have mentioned this up front, before I moved in, so i.wouldn't have to start looking for another place yet again.

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Hey baby you can move in with me

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Posted by Andalusia
I should probably just resign myself to moving back in with my parents.

Just until you can get back on your feet. Nothing is permanent.

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True. Just thought I'd be farther along in life at this point. It's fucking depressing.

At least I won't have to worry for my safety or random females, lol.

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Posted by Andalusia
I should probably just resign myself to moving back in with my parents.

Just until you can get back on your feet. Nothing is permanent.

True. Just thought I'd be farther along in life at this point. It's fucking depressing.

At least I won't have to worry for my safety or random females, lol.

I don't even have a house right now. I was meant to be moved out of here by now. I'm unwanted in two countries.

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Unwanted in 2 countries.

Wanted in 7 others.

*Edited to add a winky face 😉

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Posted by LeDominoes
What the hell else would you use escorts for? Sex? LMFAO, weirdos.

Not always. Some dudes will pay to be pee'd on, their balls walked on with heels. People be into some weird shit...

Guys pay to cuddle in bed.

Interesting and creepy lol

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They do. I say a guy suing his cuddler on one of those courtroom reality shows.

Posted by andstrollbot
I'm like the only Asian on my floor. Everyone else is a white dude shacked up with a filipina hooker.

Tell me more...

Posted by Quantum

Posted by andstrollbot
I'm like the only Asian on my floor. Everyone else is a white dude shacked up with a filipina hooker.

Tell me more...

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LOL

What made you move out of your previous place before ? Was it the cancer guy

Posted by Scrumptious
What made you move out of your previous place before ? Was it the cancer guy

I lived with my older sister and her boyfriend before. I don't support their relationship, plus I felt like a third wheel, so I moved out.

Maybe the problem is me.

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by Scrumptious
What made you move out of your previous place before ? Was it the cancer guy

I lived with my older sister and her boyfriend before. I don't support their relationship, plus I felt like a third wheel, so I moved out.

Maybe the problem is me.

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And you can't move into your own apt because?

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Posted by Andalusia

Posted by Scrumptious
What made you move out of your previous place before ? Was it the cancer guy

I lived with my older sister and her boyfriend before. I don't support their relationship, plus I felt like a third wheel, so I moved out.

Maybe the problem is me.

And you can't move into your own apt because?

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Too expensive at the moment.

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by MIIeFisk
Pretty much... you might want to start looking... again. Sorry, melly. ?

Just furthers my believe that I have piss poor judgment when it comes to guys. Or that I somehow manage to call forth their weird / asshole / or questionable side.

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Posted by Andalusia

Maybe the problem is me.

That's usually the case, yes.

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Posted by Scrumptious

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Posted by Scrumptious
What made you move out of your previous place before ? Was it the cancer guy

I lived with my older sister and her boyfriend before. I don't support their relationship, plus I felt like a third wheel, so I moved out.

Maybe the problem is me.

And you can't move into your own apt because?

Too expensive at the moment.

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😕

Weren't you working 2 jobs

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Posted by LeDominoes
What the hell else would you use escorts for? Sex? LMFAO, weirdos.

Not always. Some dudes will pay to be pee'd on, their balls walked on with heels. People be into some weird shit...

Guys pay to cuddle in bed.

Interesting and creepy lol

They do. I say a guy suing his cuddler on one of those courtroom reality shows.

Let me guess, he got a boner

and she refused to cuddle it? 😆

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LOL

He was one of those eloquently evasive types and the judge was coming down to that conclusion but, he wouldn't admit it. He was trying to obligate her like they were in a relationship.

Was being the operative word. I could type out a chronology of events, but you've previously told me you don't need to hear my whole life story 😛

Posted by tiziani
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672114/Britain-s-cuddling-agency-promises-help-stressed-executives-unloved-politicians-50-hour-snuggles.html

Britain's first cuddling agency promises to help stressed executives and unloved politicians £50-an-hour snuggles

BeCuddled is looking to recruit people to become professional cuddlers

Service is brainchild of holistic therapist Kitty Mansfield, 48, from London

Ideal candidates for the job are 'tactile, empathetic and non-judgmental'

Mansfield stresses the service she offers to clients is purely platonic

The unusual idea is the brainchild of holistic therapist Kitty Mansfield, 48, from West London, who three years ago began offering her services as Britain's first professional 'snuggler'.

She has been earning up to £360 a day by opening her arms to people who 'crave intimacy' and her clients include stressed executives, the bereaved or people simply wanting a warm embrace

Lol at the non-judgmental bit for qualifications, hehe I mean if you are considering to be a cuddler what are you going to be judging? How someone lays down? Lol

Posted by Andalusia
Was being the operative word. I could type out a chronology of events, but you've previously told me you don't need to hear my whole life story 😛

I don't know what you mean, I'm a newbie on here.

beans, spill'em

Posted by MIIeFisk
I think he might have had something in mind. But lets not jump to conclusions. Just start looking. Tonight.

what she could do is have some empty medicine bottles laying around her room with labels for the different STDs pills. He'll probably think twice before undoing mad mel's pantaloons.

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Posted by SensitiveBlues
I'm kind of tired of you. No offense but you seem mentally slow

is it too much to fuckin ask for a pm saying "hey, you're being kinda mean..."

wtf, fuck all of you

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Posted by idgaf2
.... it's rough when he slams his door every morning at 1 am, and i'm pretty much on farmer's hours. it's also not all that funny when he has bitchy, homo shout fests with his gay lover at 2am....

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Okay, I don't do gifs but this one is mine.

I'm in tears.

Now, to go see why the gif was used. Couldn't see through tears.

No, still laughing.

Posted by Andalusia

Posted by VenusAquarius
What's his sign?

Are you living there for free?

If you become uncomfortable in a living arrangement this soon, you best believe it's not a good sign of things to come.

Better dip now before things get worse.

He's a Capricorn. January 17. He has a house, I am renting space in it.

I pay a flat, monthly rate of $ 400 for rent and utilities. Not free, but definitely cheaper than anything I could find on my own.

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Hmm same bday as my ex... He did seedy things as well. ?

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Posted by Andalusia

Posted by VenusAquarius
What's his sign?

Are you living there for free?

If you become uncomfortable in a living arrangement this soon, you best believe it's not a good sign of things to come.

Better dip now before things get worse.

He's a Capricorn. January 17. He has a house, I am renting space in it.

I pay a flat, monthly rate of $ 400 for rent and utilities. Not free, but definitely cheaper than anything I could find on my own.

Hmm same bday as my ex... He did seedy things as well. ?

Basically Andalusia paid for his hooker habit. I know where that $ 400 went lol!

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Oh nooo lol

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Posted by SensitiveBlues
I'm kind of tired of you. No offense but you seem mentally slow

what the fuck do you want me to do about it?

I'm taking to the OP!

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?

Yeah, maybe. Or I don't trust my own intuition enough.

Or people just feel comfortable telling me all of their weird secrets..

I've had strangers come up and tell me shit when I'm out too.

What's responsible for that, I wonder? Moon in the 12th? My decreased mental capacities?

Awh, tizzy. You always know just what to say 🙂

I'm a Cancer rising and moon.

😕

Posted by Scrumptious
😕

I like your style