For a woman there really is no better feeling in the universe than...

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Gemitati
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Posted by LadyNeptune
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Posted by SeaLion

Waking up and getting good morning text by 2 different men...

You are a whore...💅🏻🙄

How are you gonna call her a whore when you entertained multiple men's texts, phone calls, dates, and dicks, ALL WHILE BEING MARRIED.

Lol what a trip.
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Are you really THAT dumb—

It was a JOKE!!! And she got it...

Go be advocate for your imaginary bf!
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Posted by ParisianLeo

So poetic, it's beautiful.

No one puts an orgasm on their list?

I thought it was the most incredible sensation...

Just wondering...


Unlike men, women's minds dont revolve around getting off. Sure, a good orgasm is a wonderful thing, and we can have multiple. But, it is not the first thing that crosses my mind when I wake up...unless of course I just had a hot sexy dream.
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Posted by NemDeux
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Posted by NemDeux
Posted by SeaLion

Waking up and getting good morning text by 2 different men...

you must get very little attention ....usually.

This is somewhat of a joke post. Not really taking it seriously.

why?
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One of the guys posted the same thing directed towards men and talked about getting morning head. I was bored so I made one for the ladies.