
Gemitati
@Gemitati
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Posted by EnochtheWiseHave you seen his book 'Insane life of DXPnet'?Posted by GemitatiTruth in this. If there's a way to make money off it though, Tiz is probably already capitalizing on that....lol
...really...
However he keeps this Best Post thread alive and I just saw one I've missed...CLASSIC!
Posted by tcta
Many years ago I went out with this guy and a few days later my best friend asked if I was going to see him again. I told her that no, he was not my knight in shining armor. She then said, can I have him. I said sure, why not ? Here's his number. They are still married.
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So...comedy is one of the hardest things to find and create.
We have SO much of this here at dxp!
How about making it a money making business?
Like EVERYONE - not just Tiziani or a few others who actually humble enough and care to nominate funny posts - I mean EVERYONE who wants to get a piece of pie - actually participating and at some point THE FUNNIEST posts gets published as a book and everyone who participated sharing proceeds?
This way...we can be here 24/7...and get direct deposit into the banks and it wouldn't be MLM crap!
What do you say Tiz and others lazy asses including myself— —click to expand



Posted by KilgoretroutYour aknowlegement of my rare talent makes me want to ask...WHO ARE YOU BOZO—Posted by GemitatiYou're kinda funnyPosted by GetMistedStick it! Bite me!
wut
P.S. I charge per bite...click to expand

Posted by AneemA08I love English!
I like gemini vibes. It exudes my psyche.
Me like my alternate mum.

Posted by OrGasMeSo you aren't my competition...good...
I freaking love that Scorpio woman!

Posted by KilgoretroutI know everything already so I am not sure if you can add to my knowledge.Posted by GemitatiWhat do you want to know??Posted by KilgoretroutYour aknowlegement of my rare talent makes me want to ask...WHO ARE YOU BOZO—Posted by GemitatiYou're kinda funnyPosted by GetMistedStick it! Bite me!
wut
P.S. I charge per bite...click to expand


Posted by KilgoretroutI can see but if you will keep poking into my eye - you might not be able to see at all! ?Posted by GemitatiSee you are a little funnyPosted by KilgoretroutI know everything already so I am not sure if you can add to my knowledge.Posted by GemitatiWhat do you want to know??Posted by KilgoretroutYour aknowlegement of my rare talent makes me want to ask...WHO ARE YOU BOZO—Posted by GemitatiYou're kinda funnyPosted by GetMistedStick it! Bite me!
wut
P.S. I charge per bite...
So consider yourself let go...for now...click to expand


Posted by TeenaTry to get on a list 'I don't understand you and @tiziani' posted by someone no one understands!!
It's impossible to not like him??

Posted by KilgoretroutBelieve it or not - some people LOVE me.Posted by GemitatiI like youPosted by KilgoretroutI can see but if you will keep poking into my eye - you might not be able to see at all! ?Posted by GemitatiSee you are a little funnyPosted by KilgoretroutI know everything already so I am not sure if you can add to my knowledge.Posted by GemitatiWhat do you want to know??Posted by KilgoretroutYour aknowlegement of my rare talent makes me want to ask...WHO ARE YOU BOZO—Posted by GemitatiYou're kinda funnyPosted by GetMistedStick it! Bite me!
wut
P.S. I charge per bite...
So consider yourself let go...for now...click to expand

Posted by KilgoretroutI don't know if I should just kill myself or cry a little or ignore you...Posted by GemitatiI'm Kilgore. I used to be here then I went away and now I am back. I have a tendency to be silly and self deprecatingPosted by KilgoretroutBelieve it or not - some people LOVE me.Posted by GemitatiI like youPosted by KilgoretroutI can see but if you will keep poking into my eye - you might not be able to see at all! ?Posted by GemitatiSee you are a little funnyPosted by KilgoretroutI know everything already so I am not sure if you can add to my knowledge.Posted by GemitatiWhat do you want to know??Posted by KilgoretroutYour aknowlegement of my rare talent makes me want to ask...WHO ARE YOU BOZO—Posted by GemitatiYou're kinda funnyPosted by GetMistedStick it! Bite me!
wut
P.S. I charge per bite...
So consider yourself let go...for now...
I am still not sure of their names...
Who are you?click to expand

Posted by GC02And who are you?
Lol look now this is going to turn into an every one loves tiz thread.
*when geminis plans back fire*

Posted by Gemitati??Posted by TeenaTry to get on a list 'I don't understand you and @tiziani' posted by someone no one understands!!
It's impossible to not like him??
Today news! I am still recovering...
Don't think Tiz cared but...click to expand


Posted by GC02Like I give a damn...Posted by GemitatiDon't be upset lol, everyone loves you too gemitati!! ?Posted by GC02And who are you?
Lol look now this is going to turn into an every one loves tiz thread.
*when geminis plans back fire*
Darn! I've asked that already...
Some one who killed Gore...
I need a drink...
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Posted by GC02You think it's funny?
Oh my gosh when I type gemitati my phone corrects the spelling to genitalia —?





Posted by 2MoonI'm a kinda person who likes reading in general. And the best part, to me, about any kinda literature is it's ambiguity. Somethings should be left to the imagination. Maybe my imagination actually makes me more happier than the writers' intentions. Nothing is more intriguing than that to me. I also remember telling him that his writing should be more ambiguous n not too definite lol.Also I'm a huge believer in diplomacy myself. So I love his style .Posted by TeenaHe is very intriguing and cool, but I find him annoying sometimes, so I guess it's possible! lol
It's impossible to not like him??
What I find annoying about him is the way he communicates and expresses himself...
It's always too short and witty ??
Too witty / smart...
Too much references and vague answers for a regular person, it's hard to understand him and receive a clear / direct answer!
Feels like he is trying to make things too complicated and complex just for fun...lol
I guess we have to pay to receive true answers.
Promoting his website and books...
I can understand
🙂click to expand

Posted by 2MoonPosted by TeenaHe is very intriguing and cool, but I find him annoying sometimes, so I guess it's possible! lol
It's impossible to not like him??
What I find annoying about him is the way he communicates and expresses himself...
It's always too short and witty ??
Too witty / smart...
Too much references and vague answers for a regular person, it's hard to understand him and receive a clear / direct answer!
Feels like he is trying to make things too complicated and complex just for fun...lol
I guess we have to pay to receive true answers.
Promoting his website and books...
I can understand
🙂click to expand

Posted by KilgoretroutYou're back? Married Scorpio with little kids?Posted by GemitatiYou're kinda funnyPosted by GetMistedStick it! Bite me!
wut
P.S. I charge per bite...click to expand


Posted by KilgoretroutPosted by VenusAquariusI'm touched you remember mePosted by KilgoretroutYou're back? Married Scorpio with little kids?Posted by GemitatiYou're kinda funnyPosted by GetMistedStick it! Bite me!
wut
P.S. I charge per bite...
click to expand

Posted by KilgoretroutYes... and, self-effacing...chill to the max...Posted by VenusAquariusThanks. Also very sillyPosted by KilgoretroutPosted by VenusAquariusI'm touched you remember mePosted by KilgoretroutYou're back? Married Scorpio with little kids?Posted by GemitatiYou're kinda funnyPosted by GetMistedStick it! Bite me!
wut
P.S. I charge per bite...
I missed you! Hope all is well with the family. You're sweet and genuine.
click to expand



Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYou don't worth more than fingernin a butt !
I reserve my comedic talents for those who deserve em.
You don't. You couldn't afford me anyway.

Posted by 2MoonAre you taking to me?Posted by TeenaI never saw him promoting his stuff... 🙂Posted by 2MoonI'm a kinda person who likes reading in general. And the best part, to me, about any kinda literature is it's ambiguity. Somethings should be left to the imagination. Maybe my imagination actually makes me more happier than the writers' intentions. Nothing is more intriguing than that to me. I also remember telling him that his writing should be more ambiguous n not too definite lol.Also I'm a huge believer in diplomacy myself. So I love his style .Posted by TeenaHe is very intriguing and cool, but I find him annoying sometimes, so I guess it's possible! lol
It's impossible to not like him??
What I find annoying about him is the way he communicates and expresses himself...
It's always too short and witty ??
Too witty / smart...
Too much references and vague answers for a regular person, it's hard to understand him and receive a clear / direct answer!
Feels like he is trying to make things too complicated and complex just for fun...lol
I guess we have to pay to receive true answers.
Promoting his website and books...
I can understand
🙂
But if I'm talking about me, I also equally appreciate candid n savage people. It's just there's nothing intriguing about that.
N coming to wit.. it's fine. I don't see it as something really special.Look around dxp alone. It's everywhere. Overrated imo. That'd never be the only reason for me to particularly like or dislike anyone.
Btw I never saw him promoting his books n work.
What I was insinuating was that I think he is insinuating to visit his website and buy his stuff...
Like he values his work, time, services / help....
Gotta pay to get access to a complete version!
Like the version that he is here on dxpnet is the demo version Tiz! 😛 lol
I think.....
Like him, you got some Gemini in your chart.. that's why you like all this witty stuff, imagination and very vague answers! 😛
I'm the savage.. lolclick to expand

Posted by 2MoonPosted by TeenaI never saw him promoting his stuff... 🙂Posted by 2MoonI'm a kinda person who likes reading in general. And the best part, to me, about any kinda literature is it's ambiguity. Somethings should be left to the imagination. Maybe my imagination actually makes me more happier than the writers' intentions. Nothing is more intriguing than that to me. I also remember telling him that his writing should be more ambiguous n not too definite lol.Also I'm a huge believer in diplomacy myself. So I love his style .Posted by TeenaHe is very intriguing and cool, but I find him annoying sometimes, so I guess it's possible! lol
It's impossible to not like him??
What I find annoying about him is the way he communicates and expresses himself...
It's always too short and witty ??
Too witty / smart...
Too much references and vague answers for a regular person, it's hard to understand him and receive a clear / direct answer!
Feels like he is trying to make things too complicated and complex just for fun...lol
I guess we have to pay to receive true answers.
Promoting his website and books...
I can understand
🙂
But if I'm talking about me, I also equally appreciate candid n savage people. It's just there's nothing intriguing about that.
N coming to wit.. it's fine. I don't see it as something really special.Look around dxp alone. It's everywhere. Overrated imo. That'd never be the only reason for me to particularly like or dislike anyone.
Btw I never saw him promoting his books n work.
What I was insinuating was that I think he is insinuating to visit his website and buy his stuff...
Like he values his work, time, services / help....
Gotta pay to get access to a complete version!
Like the version that he is here on dxpnet is the demo version Tiz! 😛 lol
I think.....
Like him, you got some Gemini in your chart.. that's why you like all this witty stuff, imagination and very vague answers! 😛
I'm the savage.. lolclick to expand

Posted by 2MoonWhomPosted by GemitatiNo..Posted by 2MoonAre you taking to me?Posted by TeenaI never saw him promoting his stuff... 🙂Posted by 2MoonI'm a kinda person who likes reading in general. And the best part, to me, about any kinda literature is it's ambiguity. Somethings should be left to the imagination. Maybe my imagination actually makes me more happier than the writers' intentions. Nothing is more intriguing than that to me. I also remember telling him that his writing should be more ambiguous n not too definite lol.Also I'm a huge believer in diplomacy myself. So I love his style .Posted by TeenaHe is very intriguing and cool, but I find him annoying sometimes, so I guess it's possible! lol
It's impossible to not like him??
What I find annoying about him is the way he communicates and expresses himself...
It's always too short and witty ??
Too witty / smart...
Too much references and vague answers for a regular person, it's hard to understand him and receive a clear / direct answer!
Feels like he is trying to make things too complicated and complex just for fun...lol
I guess we have to pay to receive true answers.
Promoting his website and books...
I can understand
🙂
But if I'm talking about me, I also equally appreciate candid n savage people. It's just there's nothing intriguing about that.
N coming to wit.. it's fine. I don't see it as something really special.Look around dxp alone. It's everywhere. Overrated imo. That'd never be the only reason for me to particularly like or dislike anyone.
Btw I never saw him promoting his books n work.
What I was insinuating was that I think he is insinuating to visit his website and buy his stuff...
Like he values his work, time, services / help....
Gotta pay to get access to a complete version!
Like the version that he is here on dxpnet is the demo version Tiz! 😛 lol
I think.....
Like him, you got some Gemini in your chart.. that's why you like all this witty stuff, imagination and very vague answers! 😛
I'm the savage.. lol
Not talking to you / not talking about you...click to expand

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However he keeps this Best Post thread alive and I just saw one I've missed...CLASSIC!
Posted by tcta
Many years ago I went out with this guy and a few days later my best friend asked if I was going to see him again. I told her that no, he was not my knight in shining armor. She then said, can I have him. I said sure, why not ? Here's his number. They are still married.
-----////
So...comedy is one of the hardest things to find and create.
We have SO much of this here at dxp!
How about making it a money making business?
Like EVERYONE - not just Tiziani or a few others who actually humble enough and care to nominate funny posts - I mean EVERYONE who wants to get a piece of pie - actually participating and at some point THE FUNNIEST posts gets published as a book and everyone who participated sharing proceeds?
This way...we can be here 24/7...and get direct deposit into the banks and it wouldn't be MLM crap!
What do you say Tiz and others lazy asses including myself— —