If Your Privates Were Candy

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by TachibanaSan on Saturday, February 13, 2016 and has 43 replies.

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Posted by ShadowAbsorber
@op i asked in another thread but don't think you saw. Are you that girl who used to be on dxp and would write in verses? a thread was made about you once. do you remember? or am i confused

you did? no i did not see it.
yes, i am the woman who
writes in verses.

a thread was made about me?

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hugs. i've missed you too.
i have been fine, and you?

no need to apologize,really.
i did leave for quite a time.
i appreciate the time that you
took to communicate with me.
🙂

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Posted by ShadowAbsorber
wow i feel so cheesy for saying that & vulnerable for expressing how i feel ot a scorpio and i'm not sure if you'll take it as flattery and get mad. i messed up i'm so embarrassing. i'm gonna go take a nap.

i embrace you with open arms.
do not feel cheesy, my dear 🙂
it is good to have feeling.

i take it neither as flattery, and
i do not get angry at it either.
i take it as genuine. Arigatou.

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Posted by ShadowAbsorber
wow i feel so cheesy for saying that & vulnerable for expressing how i feel ot a scorpio and i'm not sure if you'll take it as flattery and get mad. i messed up i'm so embarrassing. i'm gonna go take a nap.

you Tauruses are so cute
when the feeling hits you.
you are strong, but are so
embarrassed to show how
you feel sometimes. ha ha.

you reminded me of my
Taurus husband just now.

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Posted by KinglyCrab
Posted by ShadowAbsorber
Posted by TachibanaSan
Posted by ShadowAbsorber
wow i feel so cheesy for saying that & vulnerable for expressing how i feel ot a scorpio and i'm not sure if you'll take it as flattery and get mad. i messed up i'm so embarrassing. i'm gonna go take a nap.

you Tauruses are so cute
when the feeling hits you.
you are strong, but are so
embarrassed to show how
you feel sometimes. ha ha.

you reminded me of my
Taurus husband just now.

Scorpios always have this effect on me - I feel so much for them, but whenever I try to express it, I always feel like it just isn't enough. I just come up short.

Btw I was reading through some of the other posts on this thread, and I hope you're okay. I won't repeat the info.

If you don't mind me asking what did the crabs in you life do for you to generalize all crabs like you do? Why must you have such a negative outlook on a group of people just because of the shit stain people who just happened to be born between june 22- July 22 . This is irregardless of astrology, it's just negative people seem to come to you and that just makes you sad, hence your name ( shadow absorber) . Learn how to not let people cast their shadow on you. You seem unbelievably sensitive, these people are your reality, but they're not the only reality. Although I may be talking for no reason, with you guys it's like talking to the wall.

I dunno though.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/oCgiu0Vv6bbCU/giphy.gif


i think you put this
in the wrong place.

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This whole thread has me rethinking my entire life and likely wanting to commit seppukku with a chainsaw and wondering. "Why hasn't anyone killed all of humanity yet? They would very likely benefit." But all jokes aside 😄. My privates would be napalm flavored so somebody's mouth will catch fire after giving head. And it'd serve as the funniest way to go out like someone's crotch is on fire.