List of Alpha Don'ts (Page 2)

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Posted by SanchoElMejor

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Posted by scorchedearth

Posted by LunarMaiden
This thread is supremely Beta.

there's only a few people on the site that are taking this shit seriously. the rest of us are joking. πŸ˜‰

You're one of those who take this thread seriously. Stop claiming to be one of us, beta.

Alphas don't refer to other alphas as friends or as part of a group. Beta alert!

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No such admission can be inferred from my post. #readagain

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Posted by PVandJelleh

Posted by LunarMaiden
This thread is supremely Beta.

Gasp! How dare you! 😱

Betas don't argue it's beneath us. We wait til the fighting is done and choose the strongest opponent. πŸ˜„

**Disclaimer: I'm joking...kind of. Alphas please put your pitchforks away.**

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PVAF, there's alpha men in this thread!! :p

(BETA alerts all the women who need an alpha man) ^_~

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Posted by SanchoElMejor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

you said "Stop claiming to be one of us". An alpha, in their mind, is the only alpha. #AlphaLessons101.

A true Alpha would realize that it cannot be practically possible to be the only Alpha in the world. There are hundreds of alphas around the world. But there are how many people right now? 7 million? hundreds is still a rarity.

Incorrect. Alphas do not think in that way. They live to conquer the world and bring it into their territory. There can only be one. This isn't the kitty leagues, kid.

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One Alpha to rule the world? Are you kidding me? Has there been any one as such in history? None. πŸ˜‰

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Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

you said "Stop claiming to be one of us". An alpha, in their mind, is the only alpha. #AlphaLessons101.

A true Alpha would realize that it cannot be practically possible to be the only Alpha in the world. There are hundreds of alphas around the world. But there are how many people right now? 7 million? hundreds is still a rarity.

Incorrect. Alphas do not think in that way. They live to conquer the world and bring it into their territory. There can only be one. This isn't the kitty leagues, kid.

One Alpha to rule the world? Are you kidding me? Has there been any one as such in history? None. πŸ˜‰

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Genghis Khan? πŸ˜› but some of us women are kind of afraid of him. But if he chose one (some) of us (if we women were in that era...some would go...Yes, sir, yes sir. Where do I kneel? Or run and hide!!!) holy crap, he's Double Virgo too. Pluto cancer.
http://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Genghis_Khan

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Posted by PVandJelleh

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

you said "Stop claiming to be one of us". An alpha, in their mind, is the only alpha. #AlphaLessons101.

A true Alpha would realize that it cannot be practically possible to be the only Alpha in the world. There are hundreds of alphas around the world. But there are how many people right now? 7 million? hundreds is still a rarity.

Incorrect. Alphas do not think in that way. They live to conquer the world and bring it into their territory. There can only be one. This isn't the kitty leagues, kid.

One Alpha to rule the world? Are you kidding me? Has there been any one as such in history? None. πŸ˜‰

Genghis Khan? πŸ˜› but some of us women are kind of afraid of him. But if he chose one (some) of us (if we women were in that era...some would go...Yes, sir, yes sir. Where do I kneel? Or run and hide!!!) holy crap, he's Double Virgo too. Pluto cancer.
http://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Genghis_Khan

A double Virgo. **Snickers**

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That's Sean Connery, Lance Armstrong, and my father in law πŸ˜›!! but hubbykins has virgo risng ftw!! (hears the stampede of women going to the virgo forum)

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One test to know if a man is an alpha: He would always want to lead, and if somebody else is the leader, he'd feel uncomfortable. The more evolved alphas would soon understand that there has to be always a single strong leader in a group and would realize that it's always better to align with the stronger males in the group. These alpha males don't become any less alpha. They're still alphas. They just respect authority.

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Posted by SanchoElMejor

Posted by firebunny
One test to know if a man is an alpha: He would always want to lead, and if somebody else is the leader, he'd feel uncomfortable. The more evolved alphas would soon understand that there has to be always a single strong leader in a group and would realize that it's always better to align with the stronger males in the group. These alpha males don't become any less alpha. They're still alphas. They just respect authority.

False. They become a lot less alpha by definition. If an alpha thinks anyone is higher or equal to them, then they are not the alpha.

I wonder how Genghkis khan would think....sounds about right.

Posted by LibraSid
Someone bumped the test, I'm a sigma. One thing the description had correct... I don't care.

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i feel that test is wrong. Cause you do CARE! lmao!!

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Posted by SanchoElMejor

Posted by firebunny
One test to know if a man is an alpha: He would always want to lead, and if somebody else is the leader, he'd feel uncomfortable. The more evolved alphas would soon understand that there has to be always a single strong leader in a group and would realize that it's always better to align with the stronger males in the group. These alpha males don't become any less alpha. They're still alphas. They just respect authority.

False. They become a lot less alpha by definition. If an alpha thinks anyone is higher or equal to them, then they are not the alpha.

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Go to a law school. Go to a police academy. And see what I mean. Authority means order. I was an OUTLAW before I came to law school, always against authority. All because I'm an Alpha. But then I realized later on how important it is to have peace and order in the society. Have you joined a frat just yet?

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Posted by CluelessCancer
Alphas don't rape or beat women. They rape and beat men.

or like Lions in the wild, or Moose, Mountain goats, ect, they fight to the death till they are head of the pack. Even wild horses... and all the women....(i mean females wait)
Even the lone bull in the field is among all the cows....

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Posted by scorchedearth
everyone but the leader is beta. it's not a whole shit ton of alphas all working together.

you just admitted that you're beta. how can you not see that?

real alphas understand the real social dynamics. while they can't be the leaders asap, they sneak themselves all the way up by understanding who controls who. it's called under the radar strategy. if you are an evolved alpha, you'd understand what i mean.

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Posted by firebunny

Posted by scorchedearth
everyone but the leader is beta. it's not a whole shit ton of alphas all working together.

you just admitted that you're beta. how can you not see that?

real alphas understand the real social dynamics. while they can't be the leaders asap, they sneak themselves all the way up by understanding who controls who. it's called under the radar strategy. if you are an evolved alpha, you'd understand what i mean.

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Uh oh, Alphas be damned! This one has evolved. We got us alpha 2.0

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Posted by CluelessCancer

Posted by scorchedearth

Posted by CluelessCancer

Posted by scorchedearth
omg bunny just called himself an "evolved" alpha. i can't even...

Are you joking, you're being unnecessarily cruel to the bunny. why does he offend you?

i said he wasn't alpha and then he freaked out on me. this wasn't my doing.

and really this shit is all over a quiz twinks posted. what difference does it really make?

This whole Sigma, Alpha, beta thing is annoying and really stupid, but it entertains people, so whatever.

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Makes sense.

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Posted by tiziani

Posted by scorchedearth

i said he wasn't alpha and then he freaked out on me. this wasn't my doing.

and really this shit is all over a quiz twinks posted. what difference does it really make?

It was 100 percent your doing. Your attacks are lame and you should quit while you're behind.

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Oh Lawd....

He gone an done it now.

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Posted by CluelessCancer

Posted by scorchedearth

Posted by CluelessCancer

Posted by scorchedearth
omg bunny just called himself an "evolved" alpha. i can't even...

Are you joking, you're being unnecessarily cruel to the bunny. why does he offend you?

i said he wasn't alpha and then he freaked out on me. this wasn't my doing.

and really this shit is all over a quiz twinks posted. what difference does it really make?

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This whole Sigma, Alpha, beta thing is annoying and really stupid, but it entertains people, so whatever.

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Posted by LibraSid
We made it 10 pages before someone got called a cunt, we were doing so well people.

yeah scorchedearth seriously needs to get banned. she always take the boards seriously. she's just a pain to read. in fact, i like DJ over her. at least DJ is interesting to me. scorchedearth bores me to death.

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Posted by enfant_terrible
Alphas don't need to resort to bully antics.

Precisely.

I have never understood idiot psychology very well.

You know the types. The ones who are obsessed with what others think of them, and often use their personalities to terrorize the lives of "inferiors."

Yeah, the self-described "Alphas" around here are really cool.

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Posted by CluelessCancer
Scorched can you let this go with Firebunny. Firebunny I won't curse you out on pm's if you continue this.

can you guys work it out, can we all just be cool?

is that possible?

TBH I'm cool with scorchedearth... until she cussed at Tiz. To me, that's just foul.

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Posted by scorchedearth

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so, what do these self-proclaimed "alphas" hope to accomplish by (attempting to) impress random internet strangers with their alleged social status?

you shouldn't take anyone seriously that does this:

#alpha

because it's obviously mocking this whole thing. there's only a couple of people on the board that are really like I AM ALPHA HEAR ME ROAR *THUMPS CHEST*

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not talking about you...talking about the select few who just NEEDS dxp to know how incredibly and TRULY alpha they are. xD

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Posted by SanchoElMejor

Posted by scorchedearth

Posted by munchkin
so, what do these self-proclaimed "alphas" hope to accomplish by (attempting to) impress random internet strangers with their alleged social status?

you shouldn't take anyone seriously that does this:

#alpha

because it's obviously mocking this whole thing. there's only a couple of people on the board that are really like I AM ALPHA HEAR ME ROAR *THUMPS CHEST*

Seriously. When the "alphas" try to join in on the fun, everyone just thinks we're being douchebags.

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nah, it's pretty obvious who's just poking fun at the concept, but some people here really do use dxp as a teat for the approval they so deeply crave.

not my problem regardless, just find it curious from a psychological standpoint.

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Posted by SanchoElMejor
The only people who actually believe in this crap are DJ, enfant, and firebunny. And shockingly, those are the people who you don't argue with. So fucking stupid. all of you.

Lol, speak for yourself.

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Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

you said "Stop claiming to be one of us". An alpha, in their mind, is the only alpha. #AlphaLessons101.

A true Alpha would realize that it cannot be practically possible to be the only Alpha in the world. There are hundreds of alphas around the world. But there are how many people right now? 7 million? hundreds is still a rarity.

Incorrect. Alphas do not think in that way. They live to conquer the world and bring it into their territory. There can only be one. This isn't the kitty leagues, kid.

One Alpha to rule the world? Are you kidding me? Has there been any one as such in history? None. πŸ˜‰

Genghis Khan? πŸ˜› but some of us women are kind of afraid of him. But if he chose one (some) of us (if we women were in that era...some would go...Yes, sir, yes sir. Where do I kneel? Or run and hide!!!) holy crap, he's Double Virgo too. Pluto cancer.
http://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Genghis_Khan


No, Genghis Khan's birthday is not confirmed.

"Born: September 14, 1186, 11:50 PM"

^^^ LMAO, How did they find out his birth date with the time & minute?

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Posted by bittersweetLemon

Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

Posted by firebunny

Posted by SanchoElMejor

you said "Stop claiming to be one of us". An alpha, in their mind, is the only alpha. #AlphaLessons101.

A true Alpha would realize that it cannot be practically possible to be the only Alpha in the world. There are hundreds of alphas around the world. But there are how many people right now? 7 million? hundreds is still a rarity.

Incorrect. Alphas do not think in that way. They live to conquer the world and bring it into their territory. There can only be one. This isn't the kitty leagues, kid.

One Alpha to rule the world? Are you kidding me? Has there been any one as such in history? None. πŸ˜‰

Genghis Khan? πŸ˜› but some of us women are kind of afraid of him. But if he chose one (some) of us (if we women were in that era...some would go...Yes, sir, yes sir. Where do I kneel? Or run and hide!!!) holy crap, he's Double Virgo too. Pluto cancer.
http://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Genghis_Khan

No, Genghis Khan's birthday is not confirmed.
"Born: September 14, 1186, 11:50 PM"
^^^ LMAO, How did they find out his birth date with the time & minute?

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probably how they also found out Jesus' Christ's Birthday. Did we live at that time and see his birth? Noooooo...