Do you ever get micro orgasm all of a sudden remembering what he/she said?
Micro orgasm
Is that like the value brand version of the real thing?
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lol omg the things you can find
Show me on the teddy bear where you felt this “micro orgasm” and maybe I can relate 🤔
Nope. I wake up horny from dreaming about all the things he or she should have been though.
Posted by hydorah🙏 Tell me you don't look like him! I have enough stress in my life!
Posted by hydorahSo what's funny? You are getting old champ!
Posted by edgelordI wouldn't say I'm bisexual. Though with the right amount of alcohol and the right type of people who knows LMAO!Posted by Soulhe? you're bisexual?
Nope. I wake up horny from dreaming about all the things he or she should have been though.click to expand
I was really just saying that so people could relate regardless of sexual preference.
Posted by edgelordWe all humans bisexual! Because we can! And if there is no opposite sex for too long around - we would all do with same Sex!Posted by SoulPosted by edgelordI wouldn't say I'm bisexual. Though with the right amount of alcohol and the right type of people who knows LMAO!Posted by Soulhe? you're bisexual?
Nope. I wake up horny from dreaming about all the things he or she should have been though.
I was really just saying that so people could relate regardless of sexual preference.
ah gotcha. lol.
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Fight me! You will lose!
Posted by GemitatiI do believe there are people who are 100% turned off by the opposite sex. Then there are the type who gladly go both ways. Then the type who simply have a high sex drive and will sway both ways depending on how turned on they are.Posted by edgelordWe all humans bisexual! Because we can! And if there is no opposite sex for too long around - we would all do with same Sex!Posted by SoulPosted by edgelordI wouldn't say I'm bisexual. Though with the right amount of alcohol and the right type of people who knows LMAO!Posted by Soulhe? you're bisexual?
Nope. I wake up horny from dreaming about all the things he or she should have been though.
I was really just saying that so people could relate regardless of sexual preference.
ah gotcha. lol.
Fight me! You will lose!click to expand
Posted by SoulExactly! It's just none of modern people ever been in circumstances where there aren't other sex present...Posted by GemitatiI do believe there are people who are 100% turned off by the opposite sex. Then there are the type who gladly go both ways. Then the type who simply have a high sex drive and will sway both ways depending on how turned on they are.Posted by edgelordWe all humans bisexual! Because we can! And if there is no opposite sex for too long around - we would all do with same Sex!Posted by SoulPosted by edgelordI wouldn't say I'm bisexual. Though with the right amount of alcohol and the right type of people who knows LMAO!Posted by Soulhe? you're bisexual?
Nope. I wake up horny from dreaming about all the things he or she should have been though.
I was really just saying that so people could relate regardless of sexual preference.
ah gotcha. lol.
Fight me! You will lose!
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So...do you masturbate or have skin on skin contact with same Sex?
Another week...
Fuck it...comento me baby! Lol
Posted by GemitatiI'd say I've masturbated with the same sex in mind about 10% total. Its hard to find an attractive male imo. Back in my late teens I did have a few sexual encounters with the same sex. I'm much more attracted to women in general, but was somewhat attracted to the friend at the time. Both of us were straight males, and would use alcohol as an excuse to mess around. It hasn't happened since, but I honestly don't regret it. Some things you never know till you try, and it was pretty fun and interesting. I much rater be with women though, and find them much more attractive.Posted by SoulExactly! It's just none of modern people ever been in circumstances where there aren't other sex present...Posted by GemitatiI do believe there are people who are 100% turned off by the opposite sex. Then there are the type who gladly go both ways. Then the type who simply have a high sex drive and will sway both ways depending on how turned on they are.Posted by edgelordWe all humans bisexual! Because we can! And if there is no opposite sex for too long around - we would all do with same Sex!Posted by SoulPosted by edgelordI wouldn't say I'm bisexual. Though with the right amount of alcohol and the right type of people who knows LMAO!Posted by Soulhe? you're bisexual?
Nope. I wake up horny from dreaming about all the things he or she should have been though.
I was really just saying that so people could relate regardless of sexual preference.
ah gotcha. lol.
Fight me! You will lose!
So...do you masturbate or have skin on skin contact with same Sex?
Another week...
Fuck it...comento me baby! Lolclick to expand
Posted by LifeOnMarsNoooPosted by GemitatiRumor has it he looks like this guyPosted by hydorah🙏 Tell me you don't look like him! I have enough stress in my life!click to expand
Posted by GemitatiPosted by LifeOnMarsNoooPosted by GemitatiRumor has it he looks like this guyPosted by hydorah🙏 Tell me you don't look like him! I have enough stress in my life!click to expand
Change the nose, I don't have a hooked nose, give him larger eyes and different eyebrows, and yes I kinda look like him. I have less wrinkles too I think. And a more voluptuous mouth.
Posted by hydorahPosted by GemitatiIsn't that what I said?Posted by LifeOnMarsNoooPosted by GemitatiRumor has it he looks like this guyPosted by hydorah🙏 Tell me you don't look like him! I have enough stress in my life!
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Posted by LifeOnMarsPaws off! Just sayin'👹Posted by hydorah
Change the nose, I don't have a hooked nose, give him larger eyes and different eyebrows, and yes I kinda look like him. I have less wrinkles too I think. And a more voluptuous mouth.
😍😘❤️
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Posted by twinkletoesSo you have dental issues? That figures why you are always so stressed, nasty and bitchy boy! GO TO DENTIST STUPID!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)
yo dis bish is HAAAWWWT
Posted by LifeOnMarssince you don't seem to be attending school (or maybe you have special homeschooling hours), anyway since you spend a good 18 hours a day on DXP, maybe you could take some of that time and use an image editing program to scientifically recreate hydorah's face using these directives?Posted by hydorah
Change the nose, I don't have a hooked nose, give him larger eyes and different eyebrows, and yes I kinda look like him. I have less wrinkles too I think. And a more voluptuous mouth.
😍😘❤️
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Posted by hydorahNaaaah! Why would I bother? It's not like I REALLY give a damn! 😂Posted by LifeOnMarssince you don't seem to be attending school (or maybe you have special homeschooling hours), anyway since you spend a good 18 hours a day on DXP, maybe you could take some of that time and use an image editing program to scientifically recreate hydorah's face using these directives?Posted by hydorah
Change the nose, I don't have a hooked nose, give him larger eyes and different eyebrows, and yes I kinda look like him. I have less wrinkles too I think. And a more voluptuous mouth.
😍😘❤️
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Posted by Gemitatithe result could be funnyPosted by hydorahNaaaah! Why would I bother? It's not like I REALLY give a damn! 😂Posted by LifeOnMarssince you don't seem to be attending school (or maybe you have special homeschooling hours), anyway since you spend a good 18 hours a day on DXP, maybe you could take some of that time and use an image editing program to scientifically recreate hydorah's face using these directives?Posted by hydorah
Change the nose, I don't have a hooked nose, give him larger eyes and different eyebrows, and yes I kinda look like him. I have less wrinkles too I think. And a more voluptuous mouth.
😍😘❤️
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Posted by hydorahSo just post your pic and we will all have a good laugh! Common!Posted by Gemitatithe result could be funnyPosted by hydorahNaaaah! Why would I bother? It's not like I REALLY give a damn! 😂Posted by LifeOnMarssince you don't seem to be attending school (or maybe you have special homeschooling hours), anyway since you spend a good 18 hours a day on DXP, maybe you could take some of that time and use an image editing program to scientifically recreate hydorah's face using these directives?Posted by hydorah
Change the nose, I don't have a hooked nose, give him larger eyes and different eyebrows, and yes I kinda look like him. I have less wrinkles too I think. And a more voluptuous mouth.
😍😘❤️
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Posted by LifeOnMarsAre you still here?Posted by hydorahPosted by LifeOnMarssince you don't seem to be attending school (or maybe you have special homeschooling hours), anyway since you spend a good 18 hours a day on DXP, maybe you could take some of that time and use an image editing program to scientifically recreate hydorah's face using these directives?Posted by hydorah
Change the nose, I don't have a hooked nose, give him larger eyes and different eyebrows, and yes I kinda look like him. I have less wrinkles too I think. And a more voluptuous mouth.
😍😘❤️
No, I just had the flu. I'm back to school now and can't dedicate more than 5 min to DXP
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Posted by EnochtheWiseLaughing is the...good thing!Posted by UrsaMediocrethis makes me laugh every time I open this thread...needs more likes...click to expand
Keep opening! Lol
Posted by GemitatiYes, I have dental issues.Posted by twinkletoesSo you have dental issues? That figures why you are always so stressed, nasty and bitchy boy! GO TO DENTIST STUPID!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)
yo dis bish is HAAAWWWTclick to expand
Why are you so judgemental and bitchy?
You've got my reason. what's your excuse for being a straight up bitch?
Posted by twinkletoesI am just a bitch.Posted by GemitatiIPosted by twinkletoesSo you have dental issues? That figures why you are always so stressed, nasty and bitchy boy! GO TO DENTIST STUPID!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_(film)
yo dis bish is HAAAWWWT
Yes, I have dental issues.
Why are you so judgemental and bitchy?
You've got my reason. what's your excuse for being a straight up bitch?click to expand
Never thought I need an excuse for that!
You tripping me. Do I have to?
Posted by Mr_PinchyLol no. It's like a small piece of big pie!
Is that like the value brand version of the real thing?
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As good as big but smaller...so you don't get full but like the the taste...
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Will bunnies talk now? About everything?