Rules for newbies

You are on page out of 3 | Reverse Order
Profile picture of nikkistar
Lifelong Cat Lady
@nikkistar
8 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 7399 · Posts: 18799 · Topics: 84
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by nikkistar
1) Don't start stupid ass "What sign is loyal or will cheat" threads.

2) If you are looking for relationship advice, jokes on you.

3) Terramine is the Scorpio King

4) If you are here about a Cancer man, you will likely end up in the Cancer Man Left Me thread.
I'm not going to do any of those, they aren't relevant.

Am I safe now?
click to expand

Probably not.
Profile picture of Teena
Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by nikkistar
1) Don't start stupid ass "What sign is loyal or will cheat" threads.

2) If you are looking for relationship advice, jokes on you.

3) Terramine is the Scorpio King

4) If you are here about a Cancer man, you will likely end up in the Cancer Man Left Me thread.
I'm not going to do any of those, they aren't relevant.

Am I safe now?
click to expand

One can never be safe on dxp... but you can sure believe so😁
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by Chang
Posted by ItsMeRoman
If you came to dxp with a relationship and then eventually start posting about relationship issues and subsequently a “breakup” along with a small selection of fire selfies AND that’s when he starts heavily pming you, during your relationship doubts etc 😎 girl you’re being FapFished, don’t add him to Skype girl....you better run back home to the lover you are fake breakuping with.

Image Not Found


If you are Jenny

Heavy is bubba

Jed is a shrimp
click to expand

Jed also made of silicone. And he has daddy. That’s why he has daddy’s issues. Up his butt...
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Chang
Watch out for edgelord drones flying around your house especially if you are a Virgo and from Romania
Why and what's wrong with edgelord?

Well, I'm a Scorpio and not from Romania.
Yayy! 'Nother scorpio 😛

Wait for it! This place has lot of love to give to you.

Do you have an intense stare at all??
click to expand

Lmao! Teeena! How dare you— 🤣🤣🤣
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
I don't know, now I'm wondering if I should regret finally joining after reading this place from time to time.
Oh yes! You should regret. Only if you are happy and want to change that!
I am part regretting already, trying to understand what the hell you all are on about.

click to expand

That’s the thing...we don’t know!

🤣🤣🤣

But maybe your moon is screwed up or something? 💦😂💦
Profile picture of Teena
Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Chang
Watch out for edgelord drones flying around your house especially if you are a Virgo and from Romania
Why and what's wrong with edgelord?

Well, I'm a Scorpio and not from Romania.
Yayy! 'Nother scorpio 😛

Wait for it! This place has lot of love to give to you.

Do you have an intense stare at all??
Are you a Scorpio as well?

Hello Teena 🙂

Why does it suddenly have a lot of love, I've just been warned of everything.

Do Scorpios get a special card for that?

What do you think, do I look like I have an intense stare? 😄
click to expand

Haha...yes I'm a scorpio 🐣

Yes yes... scorpios have special card for everything. Everything is excused if you are one. It's the most lit n elite bunch here😛

In @gemitati's words, we are god's gift to the gods themselves 😁

Lol!! Umm...you seem more like a naughty scorpio! Tell us your other placements 😄

Profile picture of Teena
Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Chang
Watch out for edgelord drones flying around your house especially if you are a Virgo and from Romania
Why and what's wrong with edgelord?

Well, I'm a Scorpio and not from Romania.
Yayy! 'Nother scorpio 😛

Wait for it! This place has lot of love to give to you.

Do you have an intense stare at all??
Lmao! Teeena! How dare you— 🤣🤣🤣
click to expand

😂😂😂

How can I not be when I have you??🐣
Profile picture of Teena
Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by DeadInside
Posted by Teena
Posted by justagirl
Never trust anyone, even those that seem to be a friend, they will and do throw you under the bus if it gains them some seeming fake popularity or a way "in". Some do it just to be bitches and assholes.

Turn off PMs except from those you follow. lol
True story!!

@labelladonna Read, sink in n memorize all of this. This is too important!!
yall taking dxp too serious
click to expand

Shhhh🤫😁
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Chang
Watch out for edgelord drones flying around your house especially if you are a Virgo and from Romania
Why and what's wrong with edgelord?

Well, I'm a Scorpio and not from Romania.
There is nothing wrong with her that’s why she has a problem to fit in to this madhouse. But she is almost there.

@edgelord lmao
So what you're telling me is that you're crazy.

I think I should be worried.
click to expand

No. I am most normal one here.

I just stand out. So nobody gets near me.

And I eat Scorpios! Men. So you are safe.
Profile picture of Teena
Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
I don't know, now I'm wondering if I should regret finally joining after reading this place from time to time.
Oh yes! You should regret. Only if you are happy and want to change that!
I am part regretting already, trying to understand what the hell you all are on about.


That’s the thing...we don’t know!

🤣🤣🤣

But maybe your moon is screwed up or something? 💦😂💦
My moon is in Libra.

Why would it be screwed up?
click to expand

Daamn!! Only @Nikkistar can take care of you now.
Profile picture of Teena
Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Chang
Watch out for edgelord drones flying around your house especially if you are a Virgo and from Romania
Why and what's wrong with edgelord?

Well, I'm a Scorpio and not from Romania.
Yayy! 'Nother scorpio 😛

Wait for it! This place has lot of love to give to you.

Do you have an intense stare at all??
Are you a Scorpio as well?

Hello Teena 🙂

Why does it suddenly have a lot of love, I've just been warned of everything.

Do Scorpios get a special card for that?

What do you think, do I look like I have an intense stare? 😄
Haha...yes I'm a scorpio 🐣

Yes yes... scorpios have special card for everything. Everything is excused if you are one. It's the most lit n elite bunch here😛

In @gemitati's words, we are god's gift to the gods themselves 😁

Lol!! Umm...you seem more like a naughty scorpio! Tell us your other placements 😄


I don't know, I've a feeling you're writing that with a bit of sarcasm.

But I'll take the "we are god's gift to the gods themselves" comment. 😄

Haha, am I a naughty Scorpio?

Maybe I am, or maybe...
click to expand

Lol! You'll soon see if I'm being sarcastic or not. Give it time🙃

Hahah... I love that statement too except that Gemitati can say it better. I think I kinda effed it up😂

Profile picture of Damnata
Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Comments: 252 · Posts: 36418 · Topics: 473
1) Be thick skinned

2) Realize we don't know your life no matter how much you detail it. We can troll, help, debate etc. It is not personal.

3) Realize we all just try to make life work as we go along.

4) Rejoice at being able to get unfiltered input without moderation or rage delete that you don't hear what you want. That's the best thing about DXP for me.

5) DXP is what you make of it, tailor it to your taste.
Profile picture of Teena
Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by justagirl
Never trust anyone, even those that seem to be a friend, they will and do throw you under the bus if it gains them some seeming fake popularity or a way "in". Some do it just to be bitches and assholes.

Turn off PMs except from those you follow. lol
True story!!

@labelladonna Read, sink in n memorize all of this. This is too important!!
Ok, but what are PMs?

click to expand


Personal messages. You can directly message users here.
Profile picture of Damnata
Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Comments: 252 · Posts: 36418 · Topics: 473
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by justagirl
Never trust anyone, even those that seem to be a friend, they will and do throw you under the bus if it gains them some seeming fake popularity or a way "in". Some do it just to be bitches and assholes.

Turn off PMs except from those you follow. lol
True story!!

@labelladonna Read, sink in n memorize all of this. This is too important!!
Ok, but what are PMs?

click to expand

Private messages.
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Chang
Watch out for edgelord drones flying around your house especially if you are a Virgo and from Romania
Why and what's wrong with edgelord?

Well, I'm a Scorpio and not from Romania.
Yayy! 'Nother scorpio 😛

Wait for it! This place has lot of love to give to you.

Do you have an intense stare at all??
Are you a Scorpio as well?

Hello Teena 🙂

Why does it suddenly have a lot of love, I've just been warned of everything.

Do Scorpios get a special card for that?

What do you think, do I look like I have an intense stare? 😄
Haha...yes I'm a scorpio 🐣

Yes yes... scorpios have special card for everything. Everything is excused if you are one. It's the most lit n elite bunch here😛

In @gemitati's words, we are god's gift to the gods themselves 😁

Lol!! Umm...you seem more like a naughty scorpio! Tell us your other placements 😄

click to expand

You are going to be left without...sweets!

👹
Profile picture of Teena
Tina
@Teena
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 2009 · Posts: 14503 · Topics: 0
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Chang
Watch out for edgelord drones flying around your house especially if you are a Virgo and from Romania
Why and what's wrong with edgelord?

Well, I'm a Scorpio and not from Romania.
Yayy! 'Nother scorpio 😛

Wait for it! This place has lot of love to give to you.

Do you have an intense stare at all??
Are you a Scorpio as well?

Hello Teena 🙂

Why does it suddenly have a lot of love, I've just been warned of everything.

Do Scorpios get a special card for that?

What do you think, do I look like I have an intense stare? 😄
Haha...yes I'm a scorpio 🐣

Yes yes... scorpios have special card for everything. Everything is excused if you are one. It's the most lit n elite bunch here😛

In @gemitati's words, we are god's gift to the gods themselves 😁

Lol!! Umm...you seem more like a naughty scorpio! Tell us your other placements 😄


You are going to be left without...sweets!

👹
click to expand


Oh noooo!!! That's the worst curse someone could ever put on me!! 😭😭😭😭 Don't do it Gemi pleaseeee😭😭
Profile picture of nikkistar
Lifelong Cat Lady
@nikkistar
8 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 7399 · Posts: 18799 · Topics: 84
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
I don't know, now I'm wondering if I should regret finally joining after reading this place from time to time.
Oh yes! You should regret. Only if you are happy and want to change that!
I am part regretting already, trying to understand what the hell you all are on about.


That’s the thing...we don’t know!

🤣🤣🤣

But maybe your moon is screwed up or something? 💦😂💦
My moon is in Libra.

Why would it be screwed up?
Daamn!! Only @Nikkistar can take care of you now.
You make it sound like it's a bad thing to have a Libra moon.

@Nikkistar, help?

click to expand

Oh my fellow Scorp with a Leeb Moon, you are in the right hands.
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by aquarius_man
Posted by Gemitati
What would you want to tell newbies entering this place so there life would be bearable here?


That every girl who writes - grin on her face - ''move on; he is not that much into you'' is a single mother raising her kids.

That every boy who sends unsolicited - and solicited, for that matter - dick pics is a tosser.

And that Libra women are as dumb as they come.
If Libra Women are dumb, which sign are the most intelligent?

click to expand

Scorpio...dummy! Who else?

You’ve been here for an hour and haven’t learn shit— Jedsass!!!
Profile picture of nikkistar
Lifelong Cat Lady
@nikkistar
8 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 7399 · Posts: 18799 · Topics: 84
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by bawlikestogomoo
You will never be as rich as Roman
Lies

My NSA Dad > Hers
Baw is an Asian Doctor in California. This is his way of humble bragging because he knows he makes more money than anyone here...he chat cammed one of his chequebook receipts.

Also my dad always wins but you can say yours does, doesn’t matter to me.
click to expand

Man, you aren't fun to joke with. You get all squishy.
Profile picture of Damnata
Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Comments: 252 · Posts: 36418 · Topics: 473
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Damnata
1) Be thick skinned

2) Realize we don't know your life no matter how much you detail it. We can troll, help, debate etc. It is not personal.

3) Realize we all just try to make life work as we go along.

4) Rejoice at being able to get unfiltered input without moderation or rage delete that you don't hear what you want. That's the best thing about DXP for me.

5) DXP is what you make of it, tailor it to your taste.
You make this place sound like it's meant to be a journey where we might come out scathed! 😄
click to expand

There's no moderators so you will get all sorts of replies. People don't censor themselves. Depends on whether you think it's good or bad.

If you enjoy sarcasm and shade, DXP is good too lol.

Oh and stay clear of people pitching their ideas of travel to you. There is only one legit person that does all that and that's me.
Profile picture of nikkistar
Lifelong Cat Lady
@nikkistar
8 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 7399 · Posts: 18799 · Topics: 84
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by bawlikestogomoo
You will never be as rich as Roman
Lies

My NSA Dad > Hers
Baw is an Asian Doctor in California. This is his way of humble bragging because he knows he makes more money than anyone here...he chat cammed one of his chequebook receipts.

Also my dad always wins but you can say yours does, doesn’t matter to me.
Man, you aren't fun to joke with. You get all squishy.
😐 my Uber lunch order is lost. I get really moody when I’m hungry.

click to expand

Image Not Found
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
I don't know, now I'm wondering if I should regret finally joining after reading this place from time to time.
Oh yes! You should regret. Only if you are happy and want to change that!
I am part regretting already, trying to understand what the hell you all are on about.


That’s the thing...we don’t know!

🤣🤣🤣

But maybe your moon is screwed up or something? 💦😂💦
My moon is in Libra.

Why would it be screwed up?
click to expand

You WOULDNT BE! You ARE! Because you are HERE!
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
I don't know, now I'm wondering if I should regret finally joining after reading this place from time to time.
Oh yes! You should regret. Only if you are happy and want to change that!
I am part regretting already, trying to understand what the hell you all are on about.


That’s the thing...we don’t know!

🤣🤣🤣

But maybe your moon is screwed up or something? 💦😂💦
My moon is in Libra.

Why would it be screwed up?
Daamn!! Only @Nikkistar can take care of you now.
click to expand

Nikki can’t take care of her own shit!

How can she ‘take care’ of anything period?
Profile picture of nikkistar
Lifelong Cat Lady
@nikkistar
8 Years10,000+ Posts

Comments: 7399 · Posts: 18799 · Topics: 84
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LaBellaDonna
I don't know, now I'm wondering if I should regret finally joining after reading this place from time to time.
Oh yes! You should regret. Only if you are happy and want to change that!
I am part regretting already, trying to understand what the hell you all are on about.


That’s the thing...we don’t know!

🤣🤣🤣

But maybe your moon is screwed up or something? 💦😂💦
My moon is in Libra.

Why would it be screwed up?
Daamn!! Only @Nikkistar can take care of you now.
Nikki can’t take care of her own shit!

How can she ‘take care’ of anything period?
click to expand

Stop PMing me asking to see my pikachu!
Profile picture of Gemitati
Gemitati
@Gemitati
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 2057 · Posts: 38091 · Topics: 1026
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Teena
Posted by LaBellaDonna
Posted by Chang
Watch out for edgelord drones flying around your house especially if you are a Virgo and from Romania
Why and what's wrong with edgelord?

Well, I'm a Scorpio and not from Romania.
Yayy! 'Nother scorpio 😛

Wait for it! This place has lot of love to give to you.

Do you have an intense stare at all??
Are you a Scorpio as well?

Hello Teena 🙂

Why does it suddenly have a lot of love, I've just been warned of everything.

Do Scorpios get a special card for that?

What do you think, do I look like I have an intense stare? 😄
Haha...yes I'm a scorpio 🐣

Yes yes... scorpios have special card for everything. Everything is excused if you are one. It's the most lit n elite bunch here😛

In @gemitati's words, we are god's gift to the gods themselves 😁

Lol!! Umm...you seem more like a naughty scorpio! Tell us your other placements 😄


I don't know, I've a feeling you're writing that with a bit of sarcasm.

But I'll take the "we are god's gift to the gods themselves" comment. 😄

Haha, am I a naughty Scorpio?

Maybe I am, or maybe...
Lol! You'll soon see if I'm being sarcastic or not. Give it time🙃

Hahah... I love that statement too except that Gemitati can say it better. I think I kinda effed it up😂

click to expand

You did! I just let it fly!!!

Scorpios are GODS gift to a GOD!

Tattoo it somewhere so you remember!
First
Previous
Next
Last