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Dxp member who had never bitched about Scorpios!

Dxp member who had never bitched about Geminis!

DXP member who gave it their all

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Awkward

What was your other name stupid fuck?

Startwars?

Naah...the longest word she used was

riiiiiiich...

Posted by Chang
Dxp member who talks to you with the bathroom door open

I win hands down!

Posted by Chang

Posted by hydorah
DXP member who gave it their all

Bandwagoneer

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Was it orgy type of Banging?

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Awkward

What was your other name stupid fuck?

Startwars?

Naah...the longest word she used was

riiiiiiich...

Awkward.

My name was the same as now ma’am

So Anyways, im thinking bout investing in a gold tooth.

Thoughts?

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Or buying keyboard with stuck keys?

Posted by Chang

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Chang

Posted by hydorah
DXP member who gave it their all

Bandwagoneer

Was it orgy type of Banging?

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Shhhh...

There's a minor here! @_@

chinaman with the golden chanclas

Greatest Dad in the World

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Awkward

What was your other name stupid fuck?

Startwars?

Naah...the longest word she used was

riiiiiiich...

Awkward.

My name was the same as now ma’am

So Anyways, im thinking bout investing in a gold tooth.

Thoughts?

Or buying keyboard with stuck keys?

My keyboard is the least of these worries

Have you seen these impeccable veneers?

There’s only one way to improve their auras

You and I both know what that is.... a gold tooth.

I’m Booking my appt today

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You are the only one who doesn’t worry about your keyboard.

If the keys were stuck - it would be like 🙏

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Awkward

What was your other name stupid fuck?

Startwars?

Naah...the longest word she used was

riiiiiiich...

Awkward.

My name was the same as now ma’am

So Anyways, im thinking bout investing in a gold tooth.

Thoughts?

Or buying keyboard with stuck keys?

My keyboard is the least of these worries

Have you seen these impeccable veneers?

There’s only one way to improve their auras

You and I both know what that is.... a gold tooth.

I’m Booking my appt today

You are the only one who doesn’t worry about your keyboard.

If the keys were stuck - it would be like 🙏

This is my moment to shine, I’ve just accepted an award

Gtfo

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Your mom gave you $ 5?

Who will give the awards?

I volunteer.

Posted by WolfInRamsClothing

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Awkward

What was your other name stupid fuck?

Startwars?

Naah...the longest word she used was

riiiiiiich...

Be careful, She's a Scorpio. You might lose your nomination ) lol

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Yeah! I know...her mom must had been ‘akward’ and forgot her birth day!

user who doesn't worry about keyboards

Greatest Sideburns

DXPer who'd most likely blurt out something, revealing that she's actually silently reading your thread

heartoftopaz previous account was not trolly at all, it's like she fell on her head and lost half her IQ

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by Chang

Posted by hydorah
DXP member who gave it their all

Bandwagoneer

Was it orgy type of Banging?

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wtf

Wnt sum fuk award.

Most Stylish Merkin

DxP member who talked the most shit.

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Posted by HearttofTopaz
Awkward

Most Awkward 😋

also, Most Likely to PWP (Post While Pooping) 🙃

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by AbbyNormal

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Awkward

Most Awkward 😋

also, Most Likely to PWP (Post While Pooping) 🙃

I don’t PWP

I have pretty quick poops. I wait until it’s about to fall out of my beehole before I’ll go to the bathroom.

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sorry i should ve put that second one in a separate response not quoting you lol

Awkward

Most Likely to Post While Pooping

(has nothing to do with @HeartofTopaz... healthy colon so i hear 🙃)

I play logic games while pooping

just fyi

Posted by HearttofTopaz

Posted by hydorah
I play logic games while pooping

just fyi

Ol’ Patch Burns gotta stay sharp

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once you get past 30, start training your brain. You'll thank me later billy