who keeps track of the "seconds"?

do you even care if it's 5 or 58 seconds???
a Victorian Age writer...
do you even care if it's 5 or 58 seconds???
female
What are we counting?
female
# Responsible Indulgence
When doing plank, yes. You HAVE to😂😂
29 years old female
Best PIMP this side of the Atlantic.
damn you're that bad huh.
female
Scorpio 🌞🌙
Posted by clouds
No your gf is still dissatisfied


Her big chestnuts still aren’t roasted after the 4th try
45 years old male
when you throw the shade, the shade is throwing you backward
he's talking about how long he lasts in bed
The charming gif king 😛
Who keeps tracks of the seconds here you mean? And what's with these threads you making all of a sudden? Not like it's bothering me or anything. In fact, I'm just sitting here with guitar in hand waiting patiently for you to make an exciting thread or anything drama related.
female
# Responsible Indulgence
Posted by hydorah
he's talking about how long he lasts in bed


Omg /dead!!!
Stop being mean to your son dad!!
a Victorian Age writer...
Posted by TheTinMan
Who keeps tracks of the seconds here you mean? And what's with these threads you making all of a sudden? Not like it's bothering me or anything. In fact, I'm just sitting here with guitar in hand waiting patiently for you to make an exciting thread or anything drama related.


It's DXP Awards season so no drama threads for the while.
45 years old male
when you throw the shade, the shade is throwing you backward
Posted by Teena
Posted by hydorah
he's talking about how long he lasts in bed


Omg /dead!!!
Stop being mean to your son dad!!
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lol I was just trolling the two people who failed at making the joke before me
a Victorian Age writer...
Posted by Timon
What are we counting?


The last time a message is posted on a thread. There's even "less than 1 second ago." As if that's material.
a Victorian Age writer...
Posted by hydorah
Posted by Teena
Posted by hydorah
he's talking about how long he lasts in bed


Omg /dead!!!
Stop being mean to your son dad!!


lol I was just trolling the two people who failed at making the joke before me
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I really want you to win Greatest Dad in the World.

In all honesty, my dad's a Pisces Rat too.
female
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Timon
What are we counting?


The last time a message is posted on a thread. There's even "less than 1 second ago." As if that's material.
click to expand


Are you counting?
a Victorian Age writer...
Posted by Timon
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Timon
What are we counting?


The last time a message is posted on a thread. There's even "less than 1 second ago." As if that's material.


Are you counting?
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I might. Just to see if DXP is lying!
female
# Responsible Indulgence
Posted by hydorah
Posted by Teena
Posted by hydorah
he's talking about how long he lasts in bed


Omg /dead!!!
Stop being mean to your son dad!!


lol I was just trolling the two people who failed at making the joke before me
click to expand


Lol! My bad!! I saw yours first!!😛
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