Top 3 DXP Crushes (Page 3)

@d0s3r

@SassyKiwi

@Koniuchaa

I used to have a crush on Damnata and hydorah

Posted by YouHoor

I used to have a crush on Damnata

😢

Posted by Damnata

Posted by YouHoor

I used to have a crush on Damnata

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I still like you just as much. It's just that I don't associate you with those pseudofeelings anymore. It's better that way

Seeing my answer from before made me lol. I was such a smartass! ?

I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!

Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!

Yoh used to be so cute

Posted by Soul
Just one. Not myself, and not in this thread thus far.

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Posted by palehooves
@Damnata won an award one year about everyone wanting to bang her though. if i'm remembering correctly. lmao.

I tied with Tiz in that one. Bathroom floor..disgusting.

Posted by palehooves
@Damnata won an award one year about everyone wanting to bang her though. if i'm remembering correctly. lmao.

@CanthalTilt

Posted by YouHoor

Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!

Yoh used to be so cute

Posted by Soul
Just one. Not myself, and not in this thread thus far.

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Posted by YouHoor

Posted by palehooves
@Damnata won an award one year about everyone wanting to bang her though. if i'm remembering correctly. lmao.

@CanthalTilt

why do you always have to try to start shit?

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You're overreacting

I'm sensing major sexual tension between you and ands. It needs to be resolved. I see a love triangle forming

I'm the catalyst

Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!

Oiii!! Not all of us !!

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!

Oiii!! Not all of us !!

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Dann now I feel bad lol. You're actually a decent person. You and a few others tbh.

Wtf are you nubs doing posting here circa 2015

Posted by palehooves
@Damnata won an award one year about everyone wanting to bang her though. if i'm remembering correctly. lmao.

Member you'd most like to bang on the bathroom floor —

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Posted by justagirl
No.

I like @No too ..she seems nice.

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Lmao that was before her time, I think

Great. I was tagged.

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Posted by nikkistar
Great. I was tagged.

#hotchickproblems 😛

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Ya'll need glasses.

Posted by Hare

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Great. I was tagged.

#hotchickproblems 😛

Ya'll need glasses.

They do, don't they?

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Pretty sure they need Jesus too.

Should I get with the Gemini? @palehooves

Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?

My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.

Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy?

NO!

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Posted by YouHoor
Should I get with the Gemini? @palehooves

what gemini? and why are you tagging me? lmao

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His chart

Gemini sun

Aries Moon

Aries Venus

Taurus Mercury and Mars

You're in the wrong here your sun doesn't actually save you

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Posted by YouHoor
You're in the wrong here your sun doesn't actually save you

you've never dated me. so you don't know that for sure or not, child. 😛

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I'm not a child, Leslie

Posted by palehooves
can you go to a bar and order a drink? no? okay then. kid.

oh wow so that's what truly qualifies one as an adult

No wonder this place is full of manchildz thinking that relationships are a game and cheating is acceptable

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Posted by nikkistar

Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?

My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.

Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.

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You always gotta not let me win a round huh?

Posted by palehooves
there's nothing wrong with being a child though. so i don't know why you'd be offended. you're not an adult yet though. that's just the truth.

Never indicated that I'm offended

I'm neither a child nor an adult. Those are the facts

Posted by palehooves
@nikkistar what do you think of this kid? debating a block.

Bye

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Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?

My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.

Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.

You always gotta not let me win a round huh?

No, I'm going down fighting.

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I am trying to give you a compliment, damnit. JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT YOU SELF DEPRECATING ASSHOLE.

1. @teena

2-100000000000000. the rest don't matter. 😉

Posted by Hare

Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!

What about sliding naked down a ramp covered in shredded fiberglass and metal shavings into a pool full of lemon juice and salt?

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That sounds like great fun!

Posted by palehooves
@nikkistar what do you think of this kid? debating a block.

Don't bring me into this. I have no issues with YouHoor.

@palehooves you have a very simplistic way of viewing the transition from a "kid" to an adult. It's way smoother than that

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1. @teena

2-100000000000000. the rest don't matter. 😉

Look @Teena, you're first for someone! No more 3rd!

Posted by Hare
@palehooves

You've never seen any of my pics?

you should totally post your nipple

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Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?

My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.

Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.

You always gotta not let me win a round huh?

No, I'm going down fighting.

I am trying to give you a compliment, damnit. JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT YOU SELF DEPRECATING ASSHOLE.

Deprecating or defecating?

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Deprecating and defecating.

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by earlorg16
1. @teena

2-100000000000000. the rest don't matter. 😉

Look @Teena, you're first for someone! No more 3rd!

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I think earlog plays guitar, probably a better taurus than ands

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Posted by nikkistar

Posted by earlorg16
1. @teena

2-100000000000000. the rest don't matter. 😉

Look @Teena, you're first for someone! No more 3rd!

I think earlog plays guitar, probably a better taurus than ands

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Oh snap. lol

@Hare and @Soul

You guys have to go into business...torturous pastimes for the fearless heart ... How to turn a dull weekend into an excruciatingly exciting one

😛

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Posted by earlorg16
1. @teena

2-100000000000000. the rest don't matter. 😉

Look @Teena, you're first for someone! No more 3rd!

I think earlog plays guitar, probably a better taurus than ands

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Just like afternoondights is a way better and more award worthy Piscean than some

@neanderthaltilt

We've taken a shit on this thread

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Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?

My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.

Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.

You always gotta not let me win a round huh?

No, I'm going down fighting.

I am trying to give you a compliment, damnit. JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT YOU SELF DEPRECATING ASSHOLE.

Deprecating or defecating?

Deprecating and defecating.

I make fun of myself AND shit myself!

I should not have eaten those food truck tacos!

😭

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We got a winner folks!

Posted by Soul

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Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!

Oiii!! Not all of us !!

Dann now I feel bad lol. You're actually a decent person. You and a few others tbh.

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Don't feel bad......I am a rose amongst the thorns

Lol

Posted by hydorah
@neanderthaltilt

I read some Capote today

I thought I should share this line with you, it was nice, I like it

"You exist in a half-world suspended between two superstructures, one self-expression and the other self-destruction."

Posted by Hare

Spicy Korean beef tacos with kimchee salsa makes my insides cry.

You white folks got sensitive stomachs. I can eat that for days without having any issues. lol

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Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?

My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.

Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.

You always gotta not let me win a round huh?

No, I'm going down fighting.

I am trying to give you a compliment, damnit. JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT YOU SELF DEPRECATING ASSHOLE.

Deprecating or defecating?

Deprecating and defecating.

I make fun of myself AND shit myself!

I should not have eaten those food truck tacos!

😭

We got a winner folks!

Spicy Korean beef tacos with kimchee salsa makes my insides cry.

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Kimchi has been my latest obsession! I eat it along with ? , vegan ? ! —

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Posted by Hare

Spicy Korean beef tacos with kimchee salsa makes my insides cry.

You white folks got sensitive stomachs. I can eat that for days without having any issues. lol

Normally I can too...

But once I get the bubbleguts, it takes a while to get over.

I think Burger King messed me up.

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BK is gross man.

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Spicy Korean beef tacos with kimchee salsa makes my insides cry.

You white folks got sensitive stomachs. I can eat that for days without having any issues. lol

Normally I can too...

But once I get the bubbleguts, it takes a while to get over.

I think Burger King messed me up.

BK is gross man.

I know, but it's like the FWB you know you should avoid but its way too easy to get something quick so you don't pass it up.

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It was the 5 for $ 4 wasn't it?

Posted by SassyKiwi
Wtf are you nubs doing posting here circa 2015

I bumped it