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Soul
@Soul
10 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by YouHoor
Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!

Yoh used to be so cute

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Just one. Not myself, and not in this thread thus far.

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YouHoor
@YouHoor
8 Years

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Posted by palehooves
Posted by YouHoor
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@Damnata won an award one year about everyone wanting to bang her though. if i'm remembering correctly. lmao.
@CanthalTilt
why do you always have to try to start shit?
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You're overreacting

I'm sensing major sexual tension between you and ands. It needs to be resolved. I see a love triangle forming



I'm the catalyst
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Soul
@Soul
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Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!
Oiii!! Not all of us !!
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Dann now I feel bad lol. You're actually a decent person. You and a few others tbh.

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@nikkistar
8 Years10,000+ Posts

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Posted by Hare
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@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?
My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.
Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.

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You always gotta not let me win a round huh?
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@nikkistar
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@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?
My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.
Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.


You always gotta not let me win a round huh?
No, I'm going down fighting.

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I am trying to give you a compliment, damnit. JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT YOU SELF DEPRECATING ASSHOLE.
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MyStarsShine
@MyStarsShine
9 Years25,000+ Posts

Comments: 37529 · Posts: 41243 · Topics: 331
Posted by Hare
Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!
What about sliding naked down a ramp covered in shredded fiberglass and metal shavings into a pool full of lemon juice and salt?

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That sounds like great fun!
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@nikkistar
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Posted by Hare
Posted by nikkistar
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@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?
My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.
Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.


You always gotta not let me win a round huh?
No, I'm going down fighting.


I am trying to give you a compliment, damnit. JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT YOU SELF DEPRECATING ASSHOLE.
Deprecating or defecating?

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Deprecating and defecating.
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@nikkistar
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Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?
My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.
Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.


You always gotta not let me win a round huh?
No, I'm going down fighting.


I am trying to give you a compliment, damnit. JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT YOU SELF DEPRECATING ASSHOLE.
Deprecating or defecating?


Deprecating and defecating.
I make fun of myself AND shit myself!

I should not have eaten those food truck tacos!

😭

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We got a winner folks!
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MyStarsShine
@MyStarsShine
9 Years25,000+ Posts

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Posted by Soul
Posted by MyStarsShine
Posted by Soul
I'd rather rub shards of glass into my eyes then fall into a vat of sulfuric acid.

Knowing the types of men women here like is enough information to know they are the finest dysfunctional harlots the internet has to offer. Tinder has nothing on this place!
Oiii!! Not all of us !!
Dann now I feel bad lol. You're actually a decent person. You and a few others tbh.

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Don't feel bad......I am a rose amongst the thorns



Lol

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LillyPetal
@LillyPetal
10 Years5,000+ Posts

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Posted by palehooves
@Hare are you sexy? you don't take peen selfies but do you ever posts pics of that mug of yours?
My bestfriend is so hot, he got a chick he wifed up, to steal toilet paper from the rich for him. That's how hot he is.
Yeah but we had access to the VIP lounge so we were kind like the rich people.


You always gotta not let me win a round huh?
No, I'm going down fighting.


I am trying to give you a compliment, damnit. JUST SIT DOWN AND TAKE IT YOU SELF DEPRECATING ASSHOLE.
Deprecating or defecating?


Deprecating and defecating.
I make fun of myself AND shit myself!

I should not have eaten those food truck tacos!

😭


We got a winner folks!
Spicy Korean beef tacos with kimchee salsa makes my insides cry.

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Kimchi has been my latest obsession! I eat it along with ? , vegan ? ! —
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@nikkistar
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Spicy Korean beef tacos with kimchee salsa makes my insides cry.


You white folks got sensitive stomachs. I can eat that for days without having any issues. lol
Normally I can too...

But once I get the bubbleguts, it takes a while to get over.

I think Burger King messed me up.

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BK is gross man.
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@nikkistar
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Spicy Korean beef tacos with kimchee salsa makes my insides cry.


You white folks got sensitive stomachs. I can eat that for days without having any issues. lol
Normally I can too...

But once I get the bubbleguts, it takes a while to get over.

I think Burger King messed me up.


BK is gross man.
I know, but it's like the FWB you know you should avoid but its way too easy to get something quick so you don't pass it up.

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It was the 5 for $ 4 wasn't it?