What would you do if you were invisible

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

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Posted by xiongmao

Just imagine all the restricted areas I could get into. 👀

You might be invisible, but you won't be able to get beyond biometric entry points. 🤓

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So you gotta walk closely behind the guy.

Not easy though

Posted by xiongmao

Just imagine all the restricted areas I could get into. 👀

Area 51 top of my list

Posted by xiongmao

Just imagine all the restricted areas I could get into. 👀

Area 51 top of my list

-Drunk dance around butt naked probably since I'm invisible and nobody can see me out of character

-walk straight thru music stores glass windows and grab as many guitars I want

I don't know how we can steal anyway when we invisible. You can't take anything but if I could steal guitars while invisible I would.

Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

Where do I start.....nothing and nobody will be safe, lol

Well, it's one thing to be invisible in a movie (where everything is align in a way that could favor the protagonist... quite fake - might i add) - and a whole 'nother in real life. Might sound fun - but looking at the big picture - seems more like a hassle to me. I mean, even if you're invisible you're still a tactile object. It's not like you become a ghost as well - so other beings could pass through you. And that's just it. That's the troublesome part (irl compared to movies). Most beings on this planet are equipped with an organic radar... with sensory tools (like eyesight, smell or hearing) - intended for a smooth navigation - so we don't bump into things (most of the time). And... while actually invisible (quite far from being treated like you're invisible - cause then it might work) - most living things wouldn't be able to take your position into account. Thus, navigating in this world could be quite a hassle - to say the least. Maybe a slow moving individual - could be easier to avoid (yet, wouldn't say the same about multiple individuals - especially a crowd) - but this days... even on the sidewalk - you have people with bicycles or scooters - not to mention birds or even a dog (whom, might still be able to spot ones presence - and sure to bark or even byte).

So, yeah... if you're invisible - getting from point A to B seems way way way harder than the usual. Might have better luck at night - when most stores or closed but even then - only in secluded places (with few or no beings around). That being said... doesn't seem that fun either. Sounds better to be like one of them ghosts from the movies (like Casper 👻).

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Haunt people who’d done bad things to children

👻I am the ghost of Christmas past and i am here to screw yours up👻

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Catch flights ✈️ and not feelings- in first class!

I’d tap people on the shoulder or tug their hair and when they turned around shout

👻BOO👻

For some reason when I typed people it came up as pea piles 😂🥴

Posted by Parkourler

...I would drive Donald Trump insane.

*like*

Lol

Posted by GC11_

This sounds like an introverts dream.

underrated, you are on point. where are the likes?

Harvey Weinstein stuff

Posted by saggurl88

Catch flights ✈️ and not feelings- in first class!

If the planes goes down and everyone with it, just think no one will ever actually pick up your corpse. You'd just invisible-rot, lol.

Fyi....So everyone saying they're going into top secret places, they might have cameras that can sense you lol

If i was invisible, Id want to see if we really live in a dome or not.

Posted by Enfant-Terrible-II

Harvey Weinstein stuff

Men lol

-solve fermat theorem

-visit all the planets in the solar system (partcicularly jupiter)

-get rich with stock trading

-get into the best restaurant, get the best meal, then leave without paying

but only if you could get invisible at will, the guy in the invisible man story is constantly invisible, probably miserable and doomed to haunt an hotel for the rest of his life

I would definitely sneak into many peoples places and learn their secrets. I wouldn't even do it to fuck people over in any way, I just genuinely like looking through people's private stuff for fun. Being invisible would make that so much easier.

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Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

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I swear I started to put pranks down yesterday. Ain't no doubt I would prank Scorpio women by pulling their hair from behind if I was invisible and when they look back they don't see nobody. They fun to fuck with for real for real.

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Posted by Lostthoughts

Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

I swear I started to put pranks down yesterday. Ain't no doubt I would prank Scorpio women by pulling their hair from behind if I was invisible and when they look back they don't see nobody. They fun to fuck with for real for real.

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lol moving car keys, folding laundry wrong behind thier back, pushing carts down the street, driving a car with the windows down, and etc. So many ways to mess with people 😂

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Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

I swear I started to put pranks down yesterday. Ain't no doubt I would prank Scorpio women by pulling their hair from behind if I was invisible and when they look back they don't see nobody. They fun to fuck with for real for real.

lol moving car keys, folding laundry wrong behind thier back, pushing carts down the street, driving a car with the windows down, and etc. So many ways to mess with people 😂

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I would mess with magicians and talkshow hosts. 😁

Posted by Enfant-Terrible-II

Posted by saggurl88

Catch flights ✈️ and not feelings- in first class!

If the planes goes down and everyone with it, just think no one will ever actually pick up your corpse. You'd just invisible-rot, lol.

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I'll be brining my own parachute and busting open those doors! 😛

Posted by Soul

I would definitely sneak into many peoples places and learn their secrets. I wouldn't even do it to fuck people over in any way, I just genuinely like looking through people's private stuff for fun. Being invisible would make that so much easier.

Do you look through your spouses phone too?

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Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

I swear I started to put pranks down yesterday. Ain't no doubt I would prank Scorpio women by pulling their hair from behind if I was invisible and when they look back they don't see nobody. They fun to fuck with for real for real.

lol moving car keys, folding laundry wrong behind thier back, pushing carts down the street, driving a car with the windows down, and etc. So many ways to mess with people 😂

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Or jab a Virgo man straight in the mouth as soon as he answer the door when you knock lol...

Excuse me for saying this, but I am an anime fan, so if UA High School was real, I would apply, go through the entrance exam and join the Hero Course they offer there. I would try my best to get into the best class- Class 1A and be besties with Toru Hagakure, so she would know that's she's not alone.

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Posted by Lostthoughts

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Posted by Lostthoughts

Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

I swear I started to put pranks down yesterday. Ain't no doubt I would prank Scorpio women by pulling their hair from behind if I was invisible and when they look back they don't see nobody. They fun to fuck with for real for real.

lol moving car keys, folding laundry wrong behind thier back, pushing carts down the street, driving a car with the windows down, and etc. So many ways to mess with people 😂

I would mess with magicians and talkshow hosts. 😁

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OMG OMG fucking with magicians would be epic on so many levels. They would be forced to go along with it with a straight face lmao

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Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

I swear I started to put pranks down yesterday. Ain't no doubt I would prank Scorpio women by pulling their hair from behind if I was invisible and when they look back they don't see nobody. They fun to fuck with for real for real.

lol moving car keys, folding laundry wrong behind thier back, pushing carts down the street, driving a car with the windows down, and etc. So many ways to mess with people 😂

Or jab a Virgo man straight in the mouth as soon as he answer the door when you knock lol...

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trust me moving shit they constantly use would be more then enough lol

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Posted by Enfant-Terrible-II

Harvey Weinstein stuff

Men lol

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totally unnecessary.

Pretty sure a ad for " Sex with a ghost services" would never leave you wanting😜

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Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

I swear I started to put pranks down yesterday. Ain't no doubt I would prank Scorpio women by pulling their hair from behind if I was invisible and when they look back they don't see nobody. They fun to fuck with for real for real.

lol moving car keys, folding laundry wrong behind thier back, pushing carts down the street, driving a car with the windows down, and etc. So many ways to mess with people 😂

Or jab a Virgo man straight in the mouth as soon as he answer the door when you knock lol...

trust me moving shit they constantly use would be more then enough lol

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😆 maaan this thread got me in the mood to play some pranks on these two Scorpio girls I know on a personal level in real life now. I can't for two reasons, 1 because I'm scared they gone slap me and two I'm heading out to the tattoo parlor so no time for pranks.

Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

I would smell the stinkiest perfume or cologne and follow around people I didn't like. Everyone would hate them and I would laugh. I'd probably laugh so hard I'd slip a fart and get caught.

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Posted by Lostthoughts

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Posted by Parkourler

Just watched Invisible Man. I wonder what I would do with that, how I would handle it.

I would kill bad people, steal secrets and put them online. I would drive Donald Trump insane. Visit special forced training facilities. Sleep in the louvre. Steal money. I could do perverted shit to my celebrity crushes, but I am not able to do that. I have a conscience and empathy.

Maybe being alone would turn me into one.

I could do insider trading. I would travel for free, and come to you dxpers muhaha.

What about you?

you know what I've thought of this before and the same as you minus visiting dxpers.

Would make it my life mission to expose politicians. Listen to their meetings and post transcripts later.. Expose thier true motives after they make thier bullshit speeches lol

Oh ya pranks. A LOT of pranks.

I swear I started to put pranks down yesterday. Ain't no doubt I would prank Scorpio women by pulling their hair from behind if I was invisible and when they look back they don't see nobody. They fun to fuck with for real for real.

lol moving car keys, folding laundry wrong behind thier back, pushing carts down the street, driving a car with the windows down, and etc. So many ways to mess with people 😂

Or jab a Virgo man straight in the mouth as soon as he answer the door when you knock lol...

trust me moving shit they constantly use would be more then enough lol

😆 maaan this thread got me in the mood to play some pranks on these two Scorpio girls I know on a personal level in real life now. I can't for two reasons, 1 because I'm scared they gone slap me and two I'm heading out to the tattoo parlor so no time for pranks.

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One of my guidelines for pranks is: If it would make them laugh too, then it's fine. Even if they are the type to swipe at you lol

Posted by Hamsthetics

Also, i want to go to europe and dedicated my life to search and find the woman on my Avi. I believe i can die peacefully when i finally know who she really is.

It’s Penelope Cruz

I’d cop a feel of Aidan Turner

😃🥵