GEM*TWO
@GEM*TWO
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Who is the Biggest Hipster on DXP?
Cuz I wanna know when this trend will die...er, end.
Posted by JuliietteWe still have them here.
there are no hipsters here.
and hipsters are so passe with accent egu or whatever, i forgot french completely.
😒
I had questions...
Posted by Juliiette1. How do u feel about being a cliche?Posted by GEM*TWOPosted by JuliietteWe still have them here.
there are no hipsters here.
and hipsters are so passe with accent egu or whatever, i forgot french completely.
😒
I had questions...
what do yo wanna know. i know couple of them.
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2. Do u think of forging your own identity as too challenging?
3. What will u do once "sexy" is cool again?
Posted by capitalismI thought he lived in Indiana? Jeeez what did I miss while I was gone?
Loves his craft beer, has a beard, plays the banjo. lives in some run down city in Ohio, so hipster.
BTW this isn't a needle in a haystack question.
It's not like I'm asking for the biggest catlady...
It's not like I'm asking for the biggest catlady...
Posted by LittleStarU live in Portland aka Hipster Capital of the world.😁
I’m a hipster 80% of the year. 🙃
I think you need to check in with Reddit.
Twinks, u need black rimmed glasses and "unique" tattoos.
Also, it helps if u take your dog to brunch, and rant on and on about how u hate gluten.
Also, it helps if u take your dog to brunch, and rant on and on about how u hate gluten.
Posted by LePetitFiskSalt. Who hurt u?
Your hipster jokes are about as played out as roman's myspace digs.
@tomsawyer
Posted by JuliietteI used to go by BlackIndian.Posted by GEM*TWO
Twinks, u need black rimmed glasses and "unique" tattoos.
Also, it helps if u take your dog to brunch, and rant on and on about how u hate gluten.
who were you before? it seems everyone knows but me. 😢
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Posted by JuliietteHow was he rude to u? His mom would pack him "bomb" snacks.
that asshole was rude to me. yes, blackindian.
TV
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeRight? I thought he would come back with a clever, smart ass remark, he came back biting.Posted by TheRabbithe's the #1 hipster and lol i've never seen you talk like thisPosted by capitalismHipsters drink shitty ironic beer, vote republican, live off their trust funds, and live in overpriced, gentrified metropolitan areas.
Loves his craft beer, has a beard, plays the banjo. lives in some run down city in Ohio, so hipster.
Get your boyfriend's dick out of your ass and actually learn what a hipster is before your vomit all over your keyboard, you little bitch.
ROAR
hahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Posted by JuliietteLOL he's the expert on hipsters thoPosted by LadyNeptune
@tomsawyer
noooooooooooo, don't summon him. i read your "convo". wtf was that.
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Posted by TheRabbitCareful. The victim might pull you down by your man bun.
And if you call me a hipster in real life, I will break the glass bottle that my organic oak aged Brett IPA came in and stab you with it, so long as I don't get blood in my flannel shirt or beard.
Posted by JuliietteHe's mad he can't afford my design services LOLPosted by TomSawyerPosted by JuliietteWhat is the question?Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by JuliietteLOL he's the expert on hipsters thoPosted by LadyNeptune
@tomsawyer
noooooooooooo, don't summon him. i read your "convo". wtf was that.
@tomsawyer lol
i didn't want to get into, you are good on your own, but was wtf—
idk, i read your convo with super cool @ladyneptune so i wondered what was that about. you were such an asshole.
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Posted by GEM*TWOCome to silverlake if you want to see hipsters in their natural habitat.
Serious responses only.
Thx.
Watch them groom their hobo beards. Watch them graze on $ 18 juices. Observe first hand the unique mating rituals of the hipster. One enters the bike shop and two leave.
probs me since every one calls me that.
Hipsters are nerds now
ands is metrosessuale, not hipster
metrosessuale is the italian, gayer version of metrosexual
metrosessuale is the italian, gayer version of metrosexual
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