I think i want a baby

Talk me out of it. Also, happy thanksgiving america. Kthnxbai.
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  • Andalusia
    Phat Lisa Loeb
    Talk me out of it.

    Also, happy thanksgiving america.

    Kthnxbai.
  • Posted by Andalusia
    Talk me out of it.

    Also, happy thanksgiving america.

    Kthnxbai.


    They stink. And loud. And sorry, I don’t have one to spare...
  • WarAngel1
    The man, the legend.
    38 years old male from San Antonio, TX, USA
    Best thing to ever squeeze out of your loins.
  • sierra_
    who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?
    female
    me too

    go for it!
  • Go for it.

  • enfant_terrible
    "Leo Sun. Taur Asc. Cancer Moon
    32 years old male from United Consciousness of Yugoslavia
    Posted by Andalusia
    Talk me out of it.


    Ok..

    Name one unselfish reason to have a baby?
  • Andalusia
    Phat Lisa Loeb
    Gawddammit. You all are supposed to me persuading me NOT to give birth.


    And I swear to God, if the person I have blocked comes in here and makes some butterty ass comment, I will fly to the UK and not stop until he is found and I have smothered him with a pillow.
  • Posted by enfant_terrible
    Posted by Andalusia
    Talk me out of it.


    Ok..

    Name one unselfish reason to have a baby?
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    Shut up! Dxp need new members!!! Lol
  • DMV
    anybody else wanna be a hero? Sag Sun Scorpio Moon Scorpio Merc
    36 years old
    Naw girl. I think I'm ready 2
  • Andalusia
    Phat Lisa Loeb
    Posted by enfant_terrible
    Posted by Andalusia
    Talk me out of it.


    Ok..

    Name one unselfish reason to have a baby?
    click to expand


    See, this.. this i can work with.
  • seraph
    Mercurian and Venusian First Decan Leo. Third Decan Aquarius Rising.
    40 years old male from Canada
  • Ellygant
    Ascendant in Clumsy, Sun/Mercury/Venus in Scary, Moon in Comfort, Mars in Giddy
    You’ll have to be tied to a water/earth sign boyyour entire life (let’s face it, you’re like me, those are your type)

    Having a child permanently changes your mental and emotional state, a huge part of you will always unequivocally be dedicated to their safety and happiness.

    The entire way in which you raise them reflects greatly the type of human being they’ll be and in turn how they affect every single other person they meet. Your treatment of them will reverberate into society by how they treat others.

    You won’t get any sleep for at least four years.

    They rearrange your organs.

    Your bladder will never function the same again.

    Your boobs enter a biological lottery of ‘will we be the best breasts ever or die a saggy death after this???’

    You can’t eat sushi or deli meat for the duration of pregnancy which might as well be a century.
  • Ellygant
    Ascendant in Clumsy, Sun/Mercury/Venus in Scary, Moon in Comfort, Mars in Giddy
    Oh and your wife will be really upset.

    It’s harder for me to feed you and a baby in the basement.
  • LePetitFisk
    No thanks.
    You'll end up giving birth to another Gobbutter and imposing another cantankerous Capricorn into this world that no one wants.
  • LePetitFisk
    No thanks.
    How's that...?
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