Scorpio muddled with Cancer, dash of Gemini and garnished with Sagittarius.
You’ll have to be tied to a water/earth sign boyyour entire life (let’s face it, you’re like me, those are your type)
Having a child permanently changes your mental and emotional state, a huge part of you will always unequivocally be dedicated to their safety and happiness.
The entire way in which you raise them reflects greatly the type of human being they’ll be and in turn how they affect every single other person they meet. Your treatment of them will reverberate into society by how they treat others.
You won’t get any sleep for at least four years.
They rearrange your organs.
Your bladder will never function the same again.
Your boobs enter a biological lottery of ‘will we be the best breasts ever or die a saggy death after this???’
You can’t eat sushi or deli meat for the duration of pregnancy which might as well be a century.