@Damnata
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Award Nominations
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Lmao
Posted by Dreamyboy
Posted by Damnata
This is a topic for the award nominations. We're not voting for people yet.Any and all ideas for awards this year. You want to see "Most tryhard user", here is the place to submit that award idea.
I'll let the topic run til Monday the 20th of November, 9 AM central time.
Then I will compile a list of all awards ideas and we'll vote on what awards make it through to the ceremony.
We need a time machine for that date 😢 I don't have a flux capacitor
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Fixed.
Worst Country to Visit
Country You'll Most Likely to Skip
Posted by firebunny
Worst Country to VisitCountry You'll Most Likely to Skip
Can't wait to vote in this category. So many choices.
Most Loyal Friend
It's been missing for the past three years. 😢
You can copy some of the awards on my thread and I'll close it down.
User most likely to be in a cult - Jazzymom
Posted by firebunny
You can copy some of the awards on my thread and I'll close it down.
Added:
Best newcomer
Sorriest Sumcookiemonster of the decade.
Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
Warrior Princess of the year.
Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
Comeback of the Year.
Sexiest treetrunk of the century.
Most Likely To Grab You By The kitty 2017.
You can close it now.
Posted by SkiesAfire
User most likely to be in a cult - Jazzymom
Lmao I hope this one gets votes.
Most likely to steal a pair of chanclas
most likely to be terramine's father - rabbit AKA john goodman
most likely to win "this ands aint loyal" award
Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by SkiesAfire
most likely to be terramine's father - rabbit AKA john goodman
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*fixed*
Posted by SkiesAfire
most likely to be terramine's father - rabbit AKA john goodman
Posted by Damnata
Posted by SkiesAfire
User most likely to be in a cult - Jazzymom
Lmao I hope this one gets votes.
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What’s dxp? Lmao...
shade thread of the year , courtesy of dramanata : this thread
thanks but no thanks, I don't throw shade
getthoest user
Voted off DXP -award
User most likely to follow firebunny around and try to steal the spotlight from his awards thread award
Posted by hydorah
User most likely to follow firebunny around and try to steal the spotlight from his awards thread award
lmao hilarious
3 years ago: damnata you should've done the awards from beginning to end and kept it all transparent.
today: why are you doing this?
Posted by Damnata
Posted by hydorah
User most likely to follow firebunny around and try to steal the spotlight from his awards thread award
lmao hilarious
3 years ago: damnata you should've done the awards from beginning to end and kept it all transparent.
today: why are you doing this?
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you should tally the votes and then pass the results to firebunny so he makes an entertaining trainwreck award ceremony, most of his award categories don't make sense anyway.
Posted by tiziani
If Skies and Damnata host - kissesfingersbene
my one in depth interaction with skies in chat was...
me: hey you're that scorpio guy with aries moon right?
skies: yeah. what's your moon
me: aries lol
skies: lol awesome. what's your venus?
me: cancer
skies: oh god *ghosts*
Posted by hydorah
Posted by Damnata
Posted by hydorah
User most likely to follow firebunny around and try to steal the spotlight from his awards thread award
lmao hilarious
3 years ago: damnata you should've done the awards from beginning to end and kept it all transparent.
today: why are you doing this?
you should tally the votes and then pass the results to firebunny so he makes an entertaining trainwreck award ceremony, most of his award categories don't make sense anyway.
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nah there will be plenty of drama cuz i want people to either bring it in the topic or hold their words forever.
Posted by tiziani
If Skies and Damnata host - kissesfingersbene
i'd just go full billy when people get out of hand "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY JUST SIDDOWN AND SHUT IT! Q&A's LATER!"
Posted by Chang
Will there be graphics? I don’t want it to look like my workout program saved in Notes
yeah i will do my best but i am no robyn.
Brokeback Mountain Award (Gayest DXP couple, real or perceived)
The Casper Award (user that posts once and then disappears)
The Train wreck Thread Award (As always)
The "Who Let Rainman Access a Keyboard?" Award (most autistic user). We could also call it the "Rick and Morty Award"
The "Race is All I Got Award" (most racist user)
Biggest DXP Feud (although nothing beats Aquavita and the English language nomination a couple of years ago)
And there's more......
As a side note, Happy Thanksgiving to you all, even those who don't have/celebrate the holiday.
Posted by SkiesAfire
Posted by tiziani
If Skies and Damnata host - kissesfingersbene
i'd just go full billy when people get out of hand "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY JUST SIDDOWN AND SHUT IT! Q&A's LATER!"
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this is exactly how i manage every team work ever.
Posted by tiziani
Posted by Damnata
Posted by tiziani
If Skies and Damnata host - kissesfingersbene
my one in depth interaction with skies in chat was...
me: hey you're that scorpio guy with aries moon right?
skies: yeah. what's your moon
me: aries lol
skies: lol awesome. what's your venus?
me: cancer
skies: oh god *ghosts*
It would definitely work, your dry humour with his absurdist humour.
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aries mars - gemini mars shenanigans
Posted by Damnata
Posted by hydorah
Posted by Damnata
Posted by hydorah
User most likely to follow firebunny around and try to steal the spotlight from his awards thread award
lmao hilarious
3 years ago: damnata you should've done the awards from beginning to end and kept it all transparent.
today: why are you doing this?
you should tally the votes and then pass the results to firebunny so he makes an entertaining trainwreck award ceremony, most of his award categories don't make sense anyway.
nah there will be plenty of drama cuz i want people to either bring it in the topic or hold their words forever.
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i'd like to hear that at a wedding "speak now or forever hold that shit in forever"
"did that priest just say shit and forever twice?"
Posted by ItsMeRoman
User most likely posting from a public library 📚
That would be AquaBoy.
most likely to post wushu slow mo vids on their dating website profile - ands
Posted by TheRabbit
The Maruchan Ramen Award for Poorest User
did you know designer pasta exists?
Posted by TheRabbit
Posted by Damnata
Posted by TheRabbit
The Maruchan Ramen Award for Poorest User
did you know designer pasta exists?
Yes.
I have a pound of lemon/lavender pasta in my pantry right now.
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You poor peasant.
http://www.cracked.com/article_25329_designer-pasta-means-rich-people-have-run-out-ideas.html
Posted by Chang
Posted by SkiesAfire
most likely to post wushu slow mo vids on their dating website profile - ands
Hey I told you about that under the sanctity of PMs
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it can't be worse than that one okcupid profile.
Posted by Chang
Posted by ItsMeRoman
In previous years people voted for and against hosts. I don't know why that process isn't being followed this year. Unofficial but typically done through large mutual consensus.If the Damnata really wants to host it then I'm sure her loyal friends will vote her in, but the process should still stand....otherwise why am I paying taxes for a faulty process?
I don't like.
No it is whoever bulldozes everyrone into being the host
That is how Robyn did it
How scorched did it
In the absence of bulldozers
It is ripe for the taking
Firebunny just wasn’t assertive enough
And relied too much on user participation
Maybe next year
It is Damnata’s year now
She is the bulldozer
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Honestly I just looked at that trainwreck of a topic and it offended my Virgo sensibilities. My input will be minimal regardless.
Posted by Chang
Posted by SkiesAfire
most likely to post wushu slow mo vids on their dating website profile - ands
Hey I told you about that under the sanctity of PMs
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My bad if you're serious, btw lmao
*can't be trusted*
User Mostly Likely to be Blocked
User with the Biggest Blocked List
The Amateur Armchair Psychologist Award- user most likely to accuse others of having personality disorders & least likely to be qualified in doing so
Biggest Twat (figuratively)
Biggest Twat (literally)
Member Most Likely to low key be a Reality TV Star
Posted by HearttofTopaz
Posted by Koniuchaa
User That Never Makes Any Sense
@SmeWman @HearttofTopaz
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😂😂😂😂
Posted by Sodapop
Most likely to be a North Korean spy.
most likely to be kim jong un's nephew
Posted by tiziani
Posted by ItsMeRoman
In previous years people voted for and against hosts. I don't know why that process isn't being followed this year. Unofficial but typically done through large mutual consensus.If the Damnata really wants to host it then I'm sure her loyal friends will vote her in, but the process should still stand....otherwise why am I paying taxes for a faulty process?
I don't like.
The vote happened. We all voted in Damnata and Skies. Good job DXP.
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99% of DXP has no idea who skies is, just fyi
Posted by HearttofTopaz
Posted by Koniuchaa
User That Never Makes Any Sense
@SmeWman @HearttofTopaz
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My chanclas are quaking and are also very triggered
Are we keeping the standard sign awards in? Will there be a thread to vote on the suggested catagories?
Best Cancer Man Left Me Topic
Best Is She/He Into Me Topic
Best Scorpio Girl Topic
Best Out Of The Space User
Posted by edgelord
ahhhh it's that time of the year again. lovely.
Why do you think there has been the sudden increase in their prescence on the boards for older users ( some not all of them) and the amount of drama has increased lolol it's like this every year.
Posted by edgelord
Posted by justagirl
Posted by edgelord
ahhhh it's that time of the year again. lovely.
Why do you think there has been the sudden increase in prescence older users ( some not all of them) and the amount of drama has increased lolol it's like this every year.
i've mostly ignored the awards for years now. for a variety of reasons. i'll probably ignore this years too. it's just hilarious to me firebunny has been doing it and then damnata just comes in and demands she do it. #alphawomanthings and he just submits. lmao
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no one wanted firebunny to do it and his thread was a fucking hot mess. There has been a process in place for at least 3 years, yet he was trying to change everything? lol NO
Plus i didn't see her demand anything.
Anyway, im not here to argue over who should or shouldnt do it.
@damnata see my previous questions when you get a chance 🙂
Posted by ItsMeRomanDXPs Most Benevolent
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by hydorah
Posted by ItsMeRomanDXPs Most Benevolent
Show me who touched you in the special spots.
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that was a funny post roman, and I know you're a good person inside
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This is a topic for the award nominations. We're not voting for people yet.
Any and all ideas for awards this year. You want to see "Most tryhard user", here is the place to submit that award idea.
I'll let the topic run til Tuesday the 28th of November, 9 AM central time.
Then I will compile a list of all awards ideas and we'll vote on what awards make it through to the ceremony.