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The Peremptory DXP Awards 2017
The Rules
All you have to do is to mention the name of the DXP user whom you want to win the award under the category that will be stated in subsequent posts.
There is no longer need to nominate since each vote is automatically considered a nomination. You can only vote once per each category. Second votes will not be counted. Your votes will be strictly monitored for compliance with the rules.
The voting commences as soon as the categories/awards are posted in this thread and will end on December 16, 2017 at 11:59 pm Greenwich Meridian Time (0).
The awards will be handed as soon as the tallying is done.
Posted by clouds
Awkward
Shut up
The List of Awards
Best Fire Sign Male
Best Fire Sign Female
Best Earth Sign Male
Best Earth Sign Female
Best Air Sign Male
Best Air Sign Female
Best Water Sign Male
Best Water Sign Female
The List of Awards
Trainwreck Thread of the Year
DXP Jargon of the Year
Love-and-Hate Team of the Year
Notorious Leo Moon of the Year
Revolutionary Jester of the Year
Cute Guy of the Year
Gorgeous Smoldering Hot Chick of the Year
Best DXP Fight of the Year
White Knight of the Year
Best Booty
Notification Junkie of the Year.
Top Z-list Celebrity
Completely Lost Without DXP
Best Villain
Best Click-baiter
The Golden Taco Award
Most Likely to Never Sleep
Always Optimistic
The R-E-S-P-E-C-T Gal of the Year
Best Sock Puppet Account
Person Most Blocked
DXP King
DXP Queen
Let the voting begin!
@Ands, you're required to vote.
What is the golden taco award—? 😍😍😍😍
Posted by clouds
Posted by firebunny
Posted by clouds
Awkward
Shut up
Suck my chanclas
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Ewww!
You're not allowed to vote. You're a MINOR.
Posted by AquaNextDoor
What is the golden taco award—? 😍😍😍😍
@Soul can explain.
You may now cast your votes. You may also cast votes for some of the categories while leaving the others blank as long as you cast only one vote per category during the entire duration of the voting period.
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
Following the 2013 format, the number of votes of all nominees will be revealed. There will also be updates as to the number of votes from time to time.
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.
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There were already suggestions as to the awards.
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/i-wanna-host-this-years-dxp-awards-9457640/
The 2013 Awards Ceremony didn't have a separate thread for nominations. Since when have you been here?
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Following the 2013 format, the number of votes of all nominees will be revealed. There will also be updates as to the number of votes from time to time.
Are you working for Duncan?
Anyways my votes are for sale!
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Somebody asked who wants to host this year's ceremony. I did. Nobody else did. And we're running out of time so I posted this thread. Everybody else is silent. The 2013 Awards took place in a similar manner.
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.
There were already suggestions as to the awards.
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/i-wanna-host-this-years-dxp-awards-9457640/
The 2013 Awards Ceremony didn't have a separate thread for nominations. Since when have you been here?
At least she's in 2017
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She must be new. She wasn't here in 2013 I bet.
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Following the 2013 format, the number of votes of all nominees will be revealed. There will also be updates as to the number of votes from time to time.
Are you working for Duncan?
Anyways my votes are for sale!
Somebody asked who wants to host this year's ceremony. I did. Nobody else did. And we're running out of time so I posted this thread. Everybody else is silent. The 2013 Awards took place in a similar manner.
That's not what I wanted to know...
Voting should be by secret ballot. That's how I sell my points to few people and don't even bother to vote...smh
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Can you define secret ballot to me?
Well, if you're selling your votes, I'm advising you now not to vote. That's rigging.
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.
There were already suggestions as to the awards.
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/i-wanna-host-this-years-dxp-awards-9457640/
The 2013 Awards Ceremony didn't have a separate thread for nominations. Since when have you been here?
Who did 2013? Scorched? Because that was deleted for being a train wreck like this thread. Get with the times fb. This is like 100 times more boring.
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And what's your point?
ayyylmao
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Following the 2013 format, the number of votes of all nominees will be revealed. There will also be updates as to the number of votes from time to time.
Are you working for Duncan?
Anyways my votes are for sale!
Somebody asked who wants to host this year's ceremony. I did. Nobody else did. And we're running out of time so I posted this thread. Everybody else is silent. The 2013 Awards took place in a similar manner.
That's not what I wanted to know...
Voting should be by secret ballot. That's how I sell my points to few people and don't even bother to vote...smh
Can you define secret ballot to me?
A ballot in which votes are cast in secret...
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First, there's no rule as to where you shall cast your vote. You can post it here or you may PM the votes to me.
But in case somebody volunteers to use an app in collecting and tallying the votes, I'm fine with that suggestion. I am just the host and my biggest concern is that this year's award ceremony be held as soon as possible.
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.
There were already suggestions as to the awards.
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/i-wanna-host-this-years-dxp-awards-9457640/
The 2013 Awards Ceremony didn't have a separate thread for nominations. Since when have you been here?
Who did 2013? Scorched? Because that was deleted for being a train wreck like this thread. Get with the times fb. This is like 100 times more boring.
And what's your point?
Online poll creator... Trust me you don't wanna be the reason for dxp relationship breakups
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Hmmm... okay, how do you do it? We can do it.
I vote:
- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumbitch of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest Fuck of the century.
Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.
I reserve the right to edit my votes later.
PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.
@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The Pussy 2017.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumbitch of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest Fuck of the century.
Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.
I reserve the right to edit my votes later.
PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.
Like your award titles are so much better. Ands' suggestion is better than all the awards you suggested. And why so late? I could've considered your award suggestions if you've posted them on the other thread.
Posted by Chang
Posted by Whiskey_in_a_barrel_for_sale
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.
There were already suggestions as to the awards.
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/i-wanna-host-this-years-dxp-awards-9457640/
The 2013 Awards Ceremony didn't have a separate thread for nominations. Since when have you been here?
Who did 2013? Scorched? Because that was deleted for being a train wreck like this thread. Get with the times fb. This is like 100 times more boring.
And what's your point?
Online poll creator... Trust me you don't wanna be the reason for dxp relationship breakups
Hu dis hot new user? 😛
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Ands, how do I edit my posts?
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.
Help him out sawncho
If this is actually you on fb's account right now, your trolls have gone too far 😂 could have at least posted an opening gif.
Would you like me to host it using firebunny’s account?
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Hey!!! That's a cool idea... but please don't change the password, will you? I'm okay with that. I just want this awards ceremony take place so badly.
Posted by Chang
I actually like heavy’s award categoriesBut like a true Aries mars he blew most of his wad with the first few and then finished weak
I'm just warming up, loverrrrrrrr. That's the beauty of having a sexually-insatiable Lion-Virgin. I can get it up AND keep it up multiple times.
This will be you in the end.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Chang
I actually like heavy’s award categoriesBut like a true Aries mars he blew most of his wad with the first few and then finished weak
I'm just warming up, loverrrrrrrr. That's the beauty of having a sexually-insatiable Lion-Virgin. I can get it up AND keep it up multiple times.
This will be you in the end.
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I might vote you guys for Love-and-Hate Team Award.
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Chang
I actually like heavy’s award categoriesBut like a true Aries mars he blew most of his wad with the first few and then finished weak
I'm just warming up, loverrrrrrrr. That's the beauty of having a sexually-insatiable Lion-Virgin. I can get it up AND keep it up multiple times.
This will be you in the end.
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I might vote you guys for Love-and-Hate Team Award.
Posted by aquarius_man
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The Pussy 2017.
agree with sorriest wannabes of the century nominations. also with most likely to grab you by the pu55y
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So I should've put Mona and Gemitati in Paragons of Virtue then huh?
HEY GUYS, I'M ALREADY ACCEPTING NOMINATIONS AND VOTES.
PLEASE CAST YOUR NOMINATIONS AND VOTES BEFORE DECEMBER 16, 2017 @ 11:59 PM, GREENWICH MERIDIAN TIME.
PLEASE BE GUIDED ACCORDINGLY.
THANK YOU.
Posted by aquarius_man
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowSo I should've put Mona and Gemitati in Paragons of Virtue then huh?
i never interacted with mona or gemitati to know which category they belong to but to me they are Old Ladies Wit An Attitude; we should maybe create a category for 50+ ladies. They are people, too.
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There's nothing ladylike about them, I can assure you. I'll fill you in later, late dinner & midnight feast just arrived.
Posted by OCJack
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
-@OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate
Says the guy who ended up with Jed because the universe decided neither of you should procreate. At least I'm just fated to be single, you're stuck with this for a boyfriend literally:
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Dont quit just yet. You're only 24. You could still find the right girl for you. Perhaps a Filipina. My sister's single.
I'll vote for you for one of the awards.
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by clouds
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.
Help him out sawncho
If this is actually you on fb's account right now, your trolls have gone too far 😂 could have at least posted an opening gif.
Would you like me to host it using firebunny’s account?
Yes, please make best baby fats a category.
Lol I’ll just hand out shady awards
Make sure all of the shady awards start with "Firebunny's" too like "Firebunny's Best Baby Fats Award"
Lmao you’re on a roll. Virgo of the year
Ikr. The greatest virgo helper with the best intentions. I think the porn version of this oscars idea is great. You could help them with the art.
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I still dont understand how this could work but I think Cloudy should not be allowed to participate. She's still a minor.
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Omfg so many control freaks on here like stfu. Who fuckin cares about the format and shit. This isnt for the president of the united states. Xanax and chill bitches.On another note im about to leave in like an hour for four days and shouldnt we wait till after the thanksgiving long weekend?
When is the thanksgiving?
I feel like the winners of the awards should naturally feel like true winners and not feel like some kind of losers. I mean, you don't want an award that's derogatory, right?
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumbitch of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest Fuck of the century.
Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.
I reserve the right to edit my votes later.
PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.
@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The Pussy 2017.
I am so incredibly honoured.
What exactly did I want to be
Posted by Chang
Posted by blvckphase
Posted by Chang
I nominate twinkletoes as user most likely to get into a fight with a parking meter
Parking meters don't go out of their way to poke at people in order to trigger a reaction Ands... He may not be the best at managing his reactions, but it surely doesn't make it any easier when you have someone calling you out to entice an argument all the time..
I called him out once
...in a light hearted shoe thread
However it goes deeper than that
Let me tell you guys the story
Once a long long time ago
Twinkletoes was a troll that posted autistically
Then something in his loins stirred
Twas the curried scent of a Scorpio woman
Twinkletoes didn’t know what to do
He spent two years trolling in between TP reports
How was he gonna engage her
So he started slowly talking to people
“Fuck USB cables and HDMI thread”
Then finally when people realized he was a real person
He mustered the courage to slide into the Curry Princess’ PMs
Little did he know her Curryness brought all the Boys to the yard
Then all of a sudden here comes Ands ready to start his day with the breezy insouciance he types with
He smells blood or is it bludh
Hey twinkletoes I read your PMs to the Curry Princess
Twinkletoes felt something in his hip
Oh that’s just his gout
He felt paranoia
Did the Curry Princess really betray the sanctity of PMs
I knew it was wrong to reveal my mighty heart
But like all girls that get cheated on he could not blame the one they were in the relationship with
Therefore the ands became that Love/hate vessel in twinkletoes internet life
Every now and then he will type in caps in an ands thread or an ands post because in that moment he was...
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Lmao 😛
Yup, nothing's serious with Ands
Posted by clouds
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by firebunny
Posted by FknNerd
No, we never openly vote like this on the boards. Fail.
Some do. I am just following the 2013 format with some of the awards taken from the 2014-16 ceremonies.
There is no rule as to where you must vote. This means, you can either vote in this thread or send them via PMs.
You're not following the format. You don't get to pick the award titles. Best whatever sign awards are the only awards that carry through each year. First you make a thread asking people to nominate award categories. Then dxp user nominations are done in another thread or through PM. Voting is done through a different site.
Help him out sawncho
If this is actually you on fb's account right now, your trolls have gone too far 😂 could have at least posted an opening gif.
Would you like me to host it using firebunny’s account?
Yes, please make best baby fats a category.
Lol I’ll just hand out shady awards
Make sure all of the shady awards start with "Firebunny's" too like "Firebunny's Best Baby Fats Award"
Lmao you’re on a roll. Virgo of the year
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starwars of 2017
Posted by blvckphase
Posted by Chang
Posted by blvckphase
Posted by Chang
Posted by blvckphase
Posted by Chang
Posted by blvckphase
Posted by Chang
I nominate twinkletoes as user most likely to get into a fight with a parking meter
Parking meters don't go out of their way to poke at people in order to trigger a reaction Ands... He may not be the best at managing his reactions, but it surely doesn't make it any easier when you have someone calling you out to entice an argument all the time..
I called him out once
...in a light hearted shoe thread
However it goes deeper than that
Let me tell you guys the story
Once a long long time ago
Twinkletoes was a troll that posted autistically
Then something in his loins stirred
Twas the curried scent of a Scorpio woman
Twinkletoes didn’t know what to do
He spent two years trolling in between TP reports
How was he gonna engage her
So he started slowly talking to people
“Fuck USB cables and HDMI thread”
Then finally when people realized he was a real person
He mustered the courage to slide into the Curry Princess’ PMs
Little did he know her Curryness brought all the Boys to the yard
Then all of a sudden here comes Ands ready to start his day with the breezy insouciance he types with
He smells blood or is it bludh
Hey twinkletoes I read your PMs to the Curry Princess
Twinkletoes felt something in his hip
Oh that’s just his gout
He felt paranoia
Did the Curry Princess really betray the sanctity of PMs
I knew it was wrong to reveal my mighty heart
But like all girls that get cheated on he could not blame the one they were in the relationship with
Therefore the ands became that Love/hate vessel in twinkletoes internet life
Every now and then he will type in caps in an ands thread or an ands post because in that moment he was...
You seem to know that he is reacting out of a place of hurt, so be the bigger man and ignore the comments. That situation sounds kind of painful to me.. doesn't mean that him making jabs at you is right, but why make it worse by feeding his comments.. You've been hurt before haven't you? And having a public spectacle made of it seems even more painful..
Bro it’s not serious
I guess I am getting the award for most gullible.. Lol
I don’t think twinkletoes is serious too. Just two Aries Mercuries shouting at each other. But he’ll probably come in here and be like aww naw it’s serious motherfucker!!
LOL. I didn't know if it was serious or not, but he is sweet underneath his demeanor.
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Very sweet indeed❤️😁
lol @clouds still salty against blackphase
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumbitch of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest Fuck of the century.
Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.
I reserve the right to edit my votes later.
PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.
@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The Pussy 2017.
😐 I can't believe I got grouped in with a bunch of peasants.
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Yeah but takes a peasant to know a peasant
Posted by HearttofTopaz
Everyone check the bottom of your chanclasI smell shit
I smell some awkward
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Where is best female and male predator
Mr.pinchy and caramelisedonion
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by SmeWman
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
I vote:- @Chang = for Sorriest Sumbitch of the decade.
- @Firebunny = for Sorriest "Robin" of the decade.
- @itsmeroman @clouds @SmeWman @hydorah = for Sorriest Wannabes of the decade.
- @Mona_Machiavelli = for Sorriest Man-hater of the year.
- @gemitati = for Stinkiest Vulva of the known world.
- @LittleFairy = for Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the month.
- @LibraMudra = for Warrior Princess of the year.
- @OCJack aka Terramine = for Should Never Be Allowed To Procreate.
- @TheRabbit = for Comeback of the Year.
- @Sendintheclowns = Sexiest Fuck of the century.
Too many to choose from for CC, so I'll leave that to you chumpstains.
I reserve the right to edit my votes later.
PS: your award titles SUCK. No creativity or imagination whatsoever which is why YOU suck as a host.
@Ravishing = for Most Likely To Grab You By The Pussy 2017.
😐 I can't believe I got grouped in with a bunch of peasants.
Yeah but takes a peasant to know a peasant
Lol I knew you'd respond 😘
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My chanclas have your back bae
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Ummm so... This is an annual tradition here on DXP but, sadly, nobody has volunteered to host this event.
But since I'm an "earthy" Virgo, I cannot let this year pass without this ceremony taking place. You know, I like traditions.
And so, I decided to host this event. I don't know if this will be a success but I might as well try since I don't really have a choice anyway.
Let us begin this, shall we?