twinkletoes
@twinkletoes
8 Years1,000+ Posts
Comments: 10 · Posts: 1549 · Topics: 55
Why does it seem like....
??
I was going to post yesterday
Do you use a koozie when you drink beer?
I'm conducting research
Do you use a koozie when you drink beer?
I'm conducting research
Posted by The_AndsCall center. Right. *WINKY WINKY*
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
Posted by The_AndsHe got into a wrong place and bitching about it. Was that call center job?
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
That wall of text I wasted time reading?
Wonderful, fun and all over great post!
NOT!!!
Posted by The_Andsoh yeah
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
Posted by The_Andsdude, you're fucking ugly.Posted by twinkletoesPosted by The_Andsoh yeah
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
click to expand
Posted by The_AndsPosted by twinkletoesAre you gonna PM teena a pic of the engagement ring you got her?Posted by The_Andsdude, you're fucking ugly. laterPosted by twinkletoesPosted by The_Andsoh yeah
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
"Baby I swear when I am out of this call center job we'll get married forrealz!"
"Just one more... phone call..."
"Hello Sir this is Twinkletoes how may I help you?"click to expand
What the fcuk ypi lmpw ab out teema—
Posted by The_AndsPosted by twinkletoesLulz too triggered to spell —??Posted by The_AndsPosted by twinkletoesAre you gonna PM teena a pic of the engagement ring you got her?Posted by The_Andsdude, you're fucking ugly. laterPosted by twinkletoesPosted by The_Andsoh yeah
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
"Baby I swear when I am out of this call center job we'll get married forrealz!"
"Just one more... phone call..."
"Hello Sir this is Twinkletoes how may I help you?"
What the fcuk ypi lmpw ab out teema—
click to expand
and you're still ugly as shit. what the fuck you want me to do about it?
Posted by The_AndsPosted by twinkletoesPosted by The_Andsoh yeah
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.click to expand
Down Syndrome confirmed.
Posted by The_AndsNO motherfucker. wait, yesPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowRight and people are sooo interested in your jed storiesPosted by The_AndsPosted by twinkletoesPosted by The_Andsoh yeah
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
Hey MotherFucker, you know me better than I do, don't you. bitch ass.
Down Syndrome confirmed.click to expand
OMG you a ugly son of a bitch
Posted by The_AndsI ain't yo bro, so what the fuck kinda code are we talking about now. son.Posted by LePetitFiskI don't usually break brocode but he is cheating on you with teena. ?
You lonely, unemployed assholes better fucking leave my boyfriend alone.click to expand
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYO BITCH. YOU CORNY
Posted by The_AndsWhy are you laughing so hard.Posted by twinkletoes—??Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowYO BITCH. YOU CORNY
click to expand
Posted by The_Andssounds like you are living in the movies, brah. either that or smoking some serious crack-cocaine.Posted by LePetitFiskBro we are like the korean movie where our partners cheat on us and then we bang in a motel ?Posted by The_AndsDon't pull me and IDK into your love-gone-wrong saga with her, bro. You love triangle with her and Firebunny don't have anything to do with us.Posted by LePetitFiskSources tell me there was some torrid PMing going onPosted by The_AndsIf there's no PMing. There's no cheating. And what DXP male isnt cheating on their DXP girlfriend with TinaPosted by LePetitFiskI don't usually break brocode but he is cheating on you with teena. ?
You lonely, unemployed assholes better fucking leave my boyfriend alone.
click to expand
mother fucker, why aren't you sharing—?
Posted by The_AndsSHIT!!
Look at him fisk he is guilty
Fish his Hanes out of the hamper and see if he came home from work with pre cum
That can only mean he has been engaging in some torrid PMs without release because he has to answer phones all day
I forgot to do laundry.
Your mama do yours today yet?
Posted by The_AndsPosted by twinkletoesI have a maid her name is Gina
Your mama do yours today yet?click to expand
And I think you are on crack-cocaine also but we won't go there.
Posted by LePetitFiskI like this.
My babe is steadfast, hardworking, and he cooks for me.
A whole lot.
Posted by GemitatiNegatory, Motherfuckatory.Posted by The_AndsHe got into a wrong place and bitching about it. Was that call center job?
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
That wall of text I wasted time reading?
Wonderful, fun and all over great post!
NOT!!!
click to expand
Posted by LePetitFiskWhy aren't we married yet?
My babe is steadfast, hardworking, and he cooks for me.
Posted by The_AndsFuck your ass with a fuciking piece of allthread, bitchPosted by LePetitFiskSources tell me there was some torrid PMing going onPosted by The_AndsIf there's no PMing. There's no cheating. And what DXP male isnt cheating on their DXP girlfriend with TinaPosted by LePetitFiskI don't usually break brocode but he is cheating on you with teena. ?
You lonely, unemployed assholes better fucking leave my boyfriend alone.
click to expand
Posted by twinkletoesSo you think you are pository?Posted by GemitatiNegatory, Motherfuckatory.Posted by The_AndsHe got into a wrong place and bitching about it. Was that call center job?
Right and I have to read your rants about your call center job
That wall of text I wasted time reading?
Wonderful, fun and all over great post!
NOT!!!
click to expand
Ha! Hahaha! You are frigging delusional like Cinderella...
Posted by The_AndsPosted by twinkletoesIt's over broPosted by The_AndsFuck your ass with a fuciking piece of allthread, bitchPosted by LePetitFiskSources tell me there was some torrid PMing going onPosted by The_AndsIf there's no PMing. There's no cheating. And what DXP male isnt cheating on their DXP girlfriend with TinaPosted by LePetitFiskI don't usually break brocode but he is cheating on you with teena. ?
You lonely, unemployed assholes better fucking leave my boyfriend alone.
I just have one last question...
Would you go hunting in these shorts?click to expand
NO dumbshit but i'm pretty sure I could make your loser-ass disappear.
Call your mama if she ain't call you today, bitch.
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
being on your way home in the evening and getting approached by an old fart at least in his 60s, who says he specializes in full nude body massages and night-long rim jobs, who then proceeds to insist you must have his cell number so you can send him late
Have any of you ever been stalked or secretly watched? I'm talking about ... putting a virus on your technology to read your private messages, following you, normal stalker ish. What did you do to make it stop? Is there a certain placement that makes one
Venus in saggy...
Oh yeah so like...today we were going shopping, right?
YEah and there were like, totally no lines open except one, and my BF had the AODACITY to talk to this like...cashier, he LOOKED AT HER CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. How the fuck dare he DISRESPECT me like tha
Hi everyone, I really need your suggest.
I met a guy, we had a few times dated, and we had really good conversations, we were talking and laughing a lot when we met, but we never have a real chat or message, I tried to message to him, he just reply me ve
We've dated for a while and its been fun. I left the town we met for 3 months, and she kept calling I should come back and all that. 2 months ago I returned to the same town, and we met again, had sex again. I asked her if she cheated while I was away, sh
In case you've been following my saga.. We had two super amazing fun days jam packed full of radness.. We laughed and laughed for dayyyyzzzzzzzz.... We cuddled... But... That's it. He didn't make a move!! NO i am not ugly gross or stinky.... I thought lee
Does anyone have any good alternate meanings for the 2nd house other than money or material possessions?
I have Sun, Mercury, Saturn and Uranus in the 2nd house in Sagittarius
I just don't relate to the materialistic descriptions of the house. I ha
this doesn't really need to be for Sag specifically but I'm a sag and am struggling with some traumatic family situations.
Not getting into all the details but there were some circumstances that have left me and my sister (Cap) on the outs with our par
This will most likely be my last post in here. 1 less person looking for answers lol.
Dude cancelled on me Friday so I didn't contact him at all. Then this morning he messaged me asking how my weekend was and wanted to know where a our mutual friend
Is this typical? Is this what it's all about?
Astro talks about Sag's ability to see truth and interpret it with brutal honesty. But aren't you mother fuckers also delusional?
His sun conjuncts my ascendant in the 1st house. The last time I had someone's sun conjunct my ascendant, he was in my 12th and I just adored him.. and said so to his face.
This new guy caught my eye the minute I laid eyes on him in class.
He's a Sagi
My 8 year old daughter and 8 year old nephew are both Sagittarius. They are the coolest kids ever. They are super funny, creative, and fun. They are really good at sports and always on the go. My daughter is absolutely gorgeous. She does not like school.
I got mad at him for being distant not being sweet and wanting to see me after not seeing me for a week and us finally both being home. I wouldn't if cared to not see him if he would of said "miss you so much babe but I'm so busy. Can't wait to see you an
Have you ever just picked a fight with your partner for no reason? Just to see how they'll react or how they are when angry?
I did this last night with the Aries. We've never fought or even has a minor disagreement. It's been soooo easy and we get alon
So I met this Sag who has been great.
Flowers, dinner, holds my hand, so respectful, met his friends, call and texts me all the time, never ignores my messages or calls, picks me up at the end of the night when i got out on my own with girlfriends. Co
Please?
1. 2
Leo. sun. Leo
Aries. moon. Aries
Leo. mercury. Cancer
Virgo. venus. Virgo
Cancer. Mars. Cap
Sagi.
I notice that sag have their own specific code of honor ...they go by their own set of rules :)
its very interesting ..cause it varies from sag to sag
examples of real life code of honor
sag1
cheats on his wife but always come home to his famil
How do Sagittarius people take rejection when they feel blown off? What is the typical response?
Like some dumbass halfwit just decided to make a thread because their attention span just went to shit and thought it would be a good idea to write some bullshit that no one gives a fuck about
i fucking blame
@the_ands becase he's just dumber than dirt
@firebunny because he's a straight up pussy