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The only time I came close was the day after I drank a bunch of Bacardi the night before, then chugged gas station coffee on my way to work the next day. Then I hit traffic, and held it in till I got the shit shakes. If you've never experienced the shit shakes consider yourself lucky. It's when you clench straight liquid in your asshole for so long your sphincter becomes tired and weak. I literally pulled over in traffic, ran under a bridge, and shit. It was like the equivalent of an orgasm at that point. Once I got back into my vehicle and back into traffic I felt enlightenment like never before. Like I met the hands of God for the first time.
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He loves you if he lets you poop in his face!

Not gonna happen unless we get a go ahead on an R Kelly later.

lol I'd never be with a man who allowed that

gross on so many levels

Virgo mars don't do that. I feel ya. Still peeps have even more wild fetishes than that.

Still that golden showers shit is like some animal kingdom shit. Marking my territory.

lol being peed on isn't as degrading as poop

I can't believe we're having this conversation. 😂😂😂

I can't either but if we're going to do a pie chart

90% of respondents would take being

peed on over poop

Yes but the real question is why? Is it the smell? 😂
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Maybe its the texture, or the fact it's filthy af?

Maybe in their previous life they were a dog or pig, and just want to roll around in filth and bodily fluids?

Or maybe they are kind of deep, and like the idea that something went completely through someone else's body, and it's now on or inside of them.

Maybe control? To dominate or be dominated?

Tbh idk. Vanilla sex is much better. Boring, and better. Better, and normal.
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The only time I came close was the day after I drank a bunch of Bacardi the night before, then chugged gas station coffee on my way to work the next day. Then I hit traffic, and held it in till I got the shit shakes. If you've never experienced the shit shakes consider yourself lucky. It's when you clench straight liquid in your asshole for so long your sphincter becomes tired and weak. I literally pulled over in traffic, ran under a bridge, and shit. It was like the equivalent of an orgasm at that point. Once I got back into my vehicle and back into traffic I felt enlightenment like never before. Like I met the hands of God for the first time.

There's a 5 mile stretch of river back in Indiana where I've done that under all the bridges at one time or another while fishing.

Sausage McGriddles and crappy coffee for breakfast on the way to the river after a night of beer drinking is a recipe for disaster.
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Finding a good bridge to run under always works lol! I try to find all the outdoor public parks in my area that have porta johns just incase. I stay away from public bathrooms ever since a really bad situation at a McDonald's once. I had to go really bad only to wait for a man to leave the bathroom. It smelled like one would imagine a McDonald's bathroom would smell like. I went into the stall only to find the inside of the toilet cover in shit stains. I tried to flush which did nothing, and thought "I rather shit my pants." Since there was no going back for me I sat down in a hurry anyway and the seat was still warm. The fact I seen the guy walk out made it worse. I thought for sure I was getting crabs or something. It seems every indoor public bathroom is always vile and in use. Since then I always use out door porta john's. In pretty much every public park I've been in they get cleaned regularly, and people rarely use them in general.
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The only time I came close was the day after I drank a bunch of Bacardi the night before, then chugged gas station coffee on my way to work the next day. Then I hit traffic, and held it in till I got the shit shakes. If you've never experienced the shit shakes consider yourself lucky. It's when you clench straight liquid in your asshole for so long your sphincter becomes tired and weak. I literally pulled over in traffic, ran under a bridge, and shit. It was like the equivalent of an orgasm at that point. Once I got back into my vehicle and back into traffic I felt enlightenment like never before. Like I met the hands of God for the first time.

Maaaaan I have bathroom anxiety so I know if I was in this situation, once I got under the bridge I’d no longer have to shit until I got back in my car 😖