Your Teenage Years

Used to get trashed on energy drinks and run around the ghetto til 4 in the morning acting stupid. Met most of my friends out there.

Only talk to 1 of them now.

I cut school to go study at the library.

I got detention.

I was a nerd.

I wasted 80 grand on blow and strippers.

And I am dead serious about that too.

Skinny dipping with my polo team in Hawaii

Got bored waiting to go to a sleepover with all the girly-friends, I believe it was the end of sophomore year (highschool) so the Aries bestie and I started just driving around town. Didn't take long for us to start randomly stealing orange traffic/construction cones. We crammed as many as we could in that tiny-ass car over like, a two hour period.. stuck some in the trunk.. we made it like a game n tried to take em from the most obvious spots to see if we'd get caught. Lol. About sundown we went to my house and tried storing them in my room and my mom was all "uh, no.. that's illegal AF, they aren't coming into my house - got put them back." So we each kept one (I painted on the one I kept lol, oops).. and we dumped the rest in a random spot.

Getting my arse kissed by my town and college recruiters. Fun, fun, fun almost untouchable privilege. Can’t go into detail but I’m glad cellphones weren’t so prevalent.

I was a teenager in the 90s. Thankfully there was no smart phones back then. I would get up and sing Hey Big Spender or I will Survive, into the lecture theatre microphone before the teachers would come in from break. Or I'd go into other people's Homeroom start writing on the chalkboard and pretend I'm a teacher. Would also swipe the TV remote and fast forward the videos when we had to watch documentaries. I was very disruptive but charming enough not to get in trouble. I was a stereotypical Leo.

Now I'm kind of shy and hate drawing any attention to myself.