Let's talk about thst awful movie .......... that's part of an awful trilogy based on terrible books

This topic was created in the Movies forum by Adreamuponwaking on Monday, February 19, 2018 and has 42 replies.

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Did you think the sex scenes were better?

I did ...at least.

still have some issue though in general...with the lack of foreplay.......

like girls need more than what is portrayed in all three movies.

Also

...the butt plug scene?

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Man I got dragged to see this bullshit on Valentine's Day with two friends. I couldn't get over how A) packed it was and B) that people actually seemed to enjoy it.

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I feel like if you see it as porn for female audiences..and judge it like porn

then it's not as bad as we would think

porn is always ridiculous

and is full of bad acting

plot holes

spectacle

etc

lol

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Posted by Adreamuponwaking

wooooowww that's so awesome. i haven't read the rest of the books or anything but ...sooo coollll!!

she gets this gorgeous mansion and the attractive lady architect is ssoooo flirty. she slammed that bitch down. lol

and how she got top executieve office work with her own beautiful view of the city.

cooo coooo coooo..... what a dreamy story. ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

gonna write a trilogy too. lol ๐Ÿ˜† love it!!!!

what dreams are made of...

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it's like the vampire series, TWILIGHT but not supernatural. lmao ๐Ÿ˜„

making MILLIONS for writing romance and lusty love...yo!!!

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Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by Adreamuponwaking

wooooowww that's so awesome. i haven't read the rest of the books or anything but ...sooo coollll!!

she gets this gorgeous mansion and the attractive lady architect is ssoooo flirty. she slammed that bitch down. lol

and how she got top executieve office work with her own beautiful view of the city.

cooo coooo coooo..... what a dreamy story. ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

gonna write a trilogy too. lol ๐Ÿ˜† love it!!!!

what dreams are made of...

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it's like the vampire series, TWILIGHT but not supernatural. lmao ๐Ÿ˜„

making MILLIONS for writing romance and lusty love...yo!!!

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the horrible vampire movies

don't have the sex scenes though...so there is no redeeming feature.

this movie...had one that I really liked

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Posted by Adreamuponwaking

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Man I got dragged to see this bullshit on Valentine's Day with two friends. I couldn't get over how A) packed it was and B) that people actually seemed to enjoy it.

LOL!!!!

yeah people laughed and had other positive reactions.

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Yep. This lady I was sitting next to was really into it. Not my cup of tea but it was nice to see people laughing and enjoying their valentine's day!

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I have never seen anyone of these movies *cringe*

They seem like sacrilege compared to some of the excellent movies that have been released of late, eg Three Billboards..

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Posted by Adreamuponwaking

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Posted by Adreamuponwaking

wooooowww that's so awesome. i haven't read the rest of the books or anything but ...sooo coollll!!

she gets this gorgeous mansion and the attractive lady architect is ssoooo flirty. she slammed that bitch down. lol

and how she got top executieve office work with her own beautiful view of the city.

cooo coooo coooo..... what a dreamy story. ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

gonna write a trilogy too. lol ๐Ÿ˜† love it!!!!

what dreams are made of...

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it's like the vampire series, TWILIGHT but not supernatural. lmao ๐Ÿ˜„

making MILLIONS for writing romance and lusty love...yo!!!

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the horrible vampire movies

don't have the sex scenes though...so there is no redeeming feature.

this movie...had one that I really liked

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millions loved it though.

not dxp peeps. lol

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Iโ€™ve never watched or read a single second of that bullshit but I had someone try to convince me itโ€™s actually a great love story and women empowerment story because she changes him in the end or something like that

Yawn

Still not interested

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Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by Adreamuponwaking

wooooowww that's so awesome. i haven't read the rest of the books or anything but ...sooo coollll!!

she gets this gorgeous mansion and the attractive lady architect is ssoooo flirty. she slammed that bitch down. lol

and how she got top executieve office work with her own beautiful view of the city.

cooo coooo coooo..... what a dreamy story. ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

gonna write a trilogy too. lol ๐Ÿ˜† love it!!!!

what dreams are made of...

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it's like the vampire series, TWILIGHT but not supernatural. lmao ๐Ÿ˜„

making MILLIONS for writing romance and lusty love...yo!!!

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That's because El James was a big fan of the Twilight series. Fifty Shades actually started out as slash fiction (fan fiction works ripped off from actual works of fiction) and gave Fifty Shades a BDSM twist, for that slight difference from the original Twilight series.

Then someone gave EJ the idea to make an entire series of books, again not unlike the Twilight series.

I feel really sorry for Stephenie Meyer.

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Posted by brianafay
Iโ€™ve never watched or read a single second of that bullshit but I had someone try to convince me itโ€™s actually a great love story and women empowerment story because she changes him in the end or something like that

Yawn

Still not interested

If you consider physical, emotional and mental abuse a love story of sorts, then yeah.

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Posted by Ram416

Posted by brianafay
Iโ€™ve never watched or read a single second of that bullshit but I had someone try to convince me itโ€™s actually a great love story and women empowerment story because she changes him in the end or something like that

Yawn

Still not interested

If you consider physical, emotional and mental abuse a love story of sorts, then yeah.

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Considering the source - makes perfect sense

She married my father in law so something not right there

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Posted by MyStarsShine
I have never seen anyone of these movies *cringe*

They seem like sacrilege compared to some of the excellent movies that have been released of late, eg Three Billboards..

lol

excellent movies?

in my opinion there are none...at least that have a wide run.

i've always been a fan of indie movies however.

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Posted by Ram416

Posted by brianafay
Iโ€™ve never watched or read a single second of that bullshit but I had someone try to convince me itโ€™s actually a great love story and women empowerment story because she changes him in the end or something like that

Yawn

Still not interested

If you consider physical, emotional and mental abuse a love story of sorts, then yeah.

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some women do

especially pisces women apparently

50 shades was written by a pisces woman

*sigh*

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Posted by MiZLeo
I read the books but only saw the first movie. Lol, they were only suppose to make one movie about the books. I will probably watch the other 2 when I'm home alone bored and nothing else is on Netflix. I already know what happens so I'm not in any rush.

yeah watch it when your desperate and drunk lol

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Posted by Adreamuponwaking

Posted by MyStarsShine
I have never seen anyone of these movies *cringe*

They seem like sacrilege compared to some of the excellent movies that have been released of late, eg Three Billboards..

lol

excellent movies?

in my opinion there are none...at least that have a wide run.

i've always been a fan of indie movies however.

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Oh there are a few...not many i admit, but I've seen some that are memorable

Can you recommend some indie ones....we have an art house night once a week so I could look out for them?

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Posted by MyStarsShine

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Posted by MyStarsShine
I have never seen anyone of these movies *cringe*

They seem like sacrilege compared to some of the excellent movies that have been released of late, eg Three Billboards..

lol

excellent movies?

in my opinion there are none...at least that have a wide run.

i've always been a fan of indie movies however.

Oh there are a few...not many i admit, but I've seen some that are memorable

Can you recommend some indie ones....we have an art house night once a week so I could look out for them?

๐Ÿ™‚

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most beautiful island and chavela

were two of my favorites from last year

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Posted by Adreamuponwaking

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Adreamuponwaking

Posted by MyStarsShine
I have never seen anyone of these movies *cringe*

They seem like sacrilege compared to some of the excellent movies that have been released of late, eg Three Billboards..

lol

excellent movies?

in my opinion there are none...at least that have a wide run.

i've always been a fan of indie movies however.

Oh there are a few...not many i admit, but I've seen some that are memorable

Can you recommend some indie ones....we have an art house night once a week so I could look out for them?

๐Ÿ™‚

most beautiful island and chavela

were two of my favorites from last year

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Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚

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Posted by Adreamuponwaking

Posted by Ram416

Posted by brianafay
Iโ€™ve never watched or read a single second of that bullshit but I had someone try to convince me itโ€™s actually a great love story and women empowerment story because she changes him in the end or something like that

Yawn

Still not interested

If you consider physical, emotional and mental abuse a love story of sorts, then yeah.

some women do

especially pisces women apparently

50 shades was written by a pisces woman

*sigh*

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lol yeah and with aquarius and leo energy too.

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Posted by MyStarsShine

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I know of the Irish actor who took the lead role.... couldn't dominate his way out of a paper bag lol.

you dont like his type of taurean energy huh?

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It's fake Lisa

Lol

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it doesn't feel very sexy to be honest. lol

i mean it feels more like watching Twilight series but with some pretend adult scenes.

he even said that he takes the actress as a platonic friend feeling.

that tells you alot into their performance. lol

it's like play acting and they are just thinking about the $ $ $ $

i remember there was an actress/actor who was married and were hot on eachother and they felt the chemsitry through the film.

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Posted by lisabethur8

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I know of the Irish actor who took the lead role.... couldn't dominate his way out of a paper bag lol.

you dont like his type of taurean energy huh?

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It's fake Lisa

Lol

it doesn't feel very sexy to be honest. lol

i mean it feels more like watching Twilight series but with some pretend adult scenes.

he even said that he takes the actress as a platonic friend feeling.

that tells you alot into their performance. lol

it's like play acting and they are just thinking about the $ $ $ $

i remember there was an actress/actor who was married and were hot on eachother and they felt the chemsitry through the film.

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No offence to Jamie, but they could have given the role to someone with more conviction....i would have chosen more of a Heathcliff type character....darker, stronger looking....

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Posted by lisabethur8

Posted by MyStarsShine
I know of the Irish actor who took the lead role.... couldn't dominate his way out of a paper bag lol.

you dont like his type of taurean energy huh?

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It's fake Lisa

Lol

it doesn't feel very sexy to be honest. lol

i mean it feels more like watching Twilight series but with some pretend adult scenes.

he even said that he takes the actress as a platonic friend feeling.

that tells you alot into their performance. lol

it's like play acting and they are just thinking about the $ $ $ $

i remember there was an actress/actor who was married and were hot on eachother and they felt the chemsitry through the film.

No offence to Jamie, but they could have given the role to someone with more conviction....i would have chosen more of a Heathcliff type character....darker, stronger looking....

I agree. Poor choice. I've only seen the first movie and it sucked lol. The chemistry between them was pretty bad too.

Yes on Heathcliff. I had a crush on Heathcliff when I read the book as a teenager lol.

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I thought Ralph Fiennes made a great one,,did you see him in that version of Wuthering Heights?

He has Moon, Venus and something else in Scorpio

Convincing .... scarily so ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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The trailer alone was laughable,ย  I can't see myself sitting through thisย  without cringing like every 1.2 seconds. It's almost like some sort of mockery of itself. The sexiness, the delivery, the acting allย  looks ridiculously forced. They both got the personalities of Ken and Barbie. Add a mansion and a private jet and you got a movie about nothing.

And did they actually throw in some lame stalker character to shake things up in the glass house? I suppose they need some real excitement aside from all the lame choreographed sex now that they're married nd all

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Posted by brianafay
Iโ€™ve never watched or read a single second of that bullshit but I had someone try to convince me itโ€™s actually a great love story and women empowerment story because she changes him in the end or something like that

Yawn

Still not interested

Yeah bishes love to change their men. Oldest story in the book lol