Have you ever taken a dump around your S.O.?

do you wait for him to go to work?
do you wait for him to go to sleep?
do you do it at work?

or, do you have no shame in your game and will take a dump with the door open.

I have 3 bathrooms in my house. if company is downstairs and i have to take a dump, i go upstairs lol.

with my ex and we lived together in a one bathroom apt, id wait for him to go to work.

with my family, there is no shame in my game...we all use the bathroom with the door open. except my dad for obvious reasons.

LMAO.

God, NO..I pee thou. As a matter of fact, I like to pretend that THEY only go to the toilet only to take a piss & nothing else. Imagining their faces all twisted while trying to crap is & would be a turn-off. And the smell! Just no.

Hell no...but last week no lie, they were painting the apartment building (outside) and I ran home from work, I had to go so bad I didnt realize they were out there, I took a dump with the door open, playing with my cell phone as I`m using the bathroom, well when i was done and was washing my hands I looked over to see one of the hot painters staring at me..I hid in my living room where he couldnt see me for about a hr...

LOl was so embarassing, all I kept thinking was I hope I didnt make any weird pooping faces, which i`m sure I did..

Lol @ pooping faces.

yea it was pretty gross, and there still not done painting, so I have to face them for hopefully another week.

Posted by jessgoogoo
LOl was so embarassing, all I kept thinking was I hope I didnt make any weird pooping faces, which i`m sure I did..

JAHAHAHAHAHA straining i c

LOL oh god i wish i could, he got a good long personal look at me, makes me dread going home from work right now just knowing their still not done hahah...

Posted by Poisson
My ex took a shit while I was taking a shower. I was pissed.

bwahahahah what a way to ruin the shower experience.

Never, I find it odd as a discussion point as well (this just recently came up too). Peeing is one thing, to take a crap, yeah, no, that's "my" time TYVM. I am quick in and out though... he is too (yes, part of our discussion) lol.

Posted by xdimplez
I saw that LIMM

Hahaha 😉

I have no shame.

Posted by ninjutsu
If I need to do that I won't wait for anyone; I just go to the bathroom, close/lock the door and complete my objective. I always do it like a german anyway: fast and efficiently and I clean up hygienically.

My aries ex used to try to show me his various poos if they were weird shapes etc. When I would refuse he would sometimes plead with me to have a look if they were particularly interesting. It felt like I was dealing with a child who had created some fabulous drawing and was proudly all "hey look at what I made, ma!!"

Thats wierd because I like to admire my work. I thought it was a virgo thing.

Posted by SUT2pointoh

Posted by DMV
do you wait for him to go to work?
do you wait for him to go to sleep?
do you do it at work?

or, do you have no shame in your game and will take a dump with the door open.

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Men are so open with their dumps. women are traditionally more coy. lol

have any of your dames taken a dump around you?

Posted by cheekyfaerie
Best.thread.ever! Had to close my door at work cause I was dyin in here. 😄

It's better to go than to hold it. That can have some bad repercussions. Totally not my first choice tho. That said, been married twice... you start to care less and less.

i was thinking about it the other day.

do you wait for him to go to work? heck no!
do you wait for him to go to sleep? naw!
do you do it at work? yup!

or, do you have no shame in your game and will take a dump with the door open. i won't do it with the door open but when you have to go you have to go!

What the heck! Are you ladies even holding it and waiting when you're in long term relationships? I will be polite during the first few months but after that, plop plop!

i have my tricks to keep that shit quiet.

i'll take care of business anywhere if i need. I refuse to make myself uncomfortable holding anything in and waiting. not to mention, it's not exactly the healthiest habit anyways. the longer you hold it in, the more your body absorbs water from what you're supposed to let out... making it... hard as a rock. not pleasant.

however once...

i had to go really bad... ran to my bathroom and forgot the window was wide open. my neighbors were outside. as soon as i went i made all those really happy "yay, i'm pooping!" noises and loud sighs of relief.

immediately after, i realized i heard them at normal conversation volume... so they definitely heard me at my orgasmic bm volume.

...no question in my mind

this convo makes me wanna live in a body condom

Posted by PotHeadVirgo24
As long as she washes her filthy hands and sprays some goddam air freshner, I can give 2 shits.

your supposed to sing happy birthday while washing your hands

i aint got time for all that singing stuff. i just soap up and rinse. but i do agree that excessive handwashing leads to dryness. some of it i see as unnecessary.

your right Biker. people at work get so bent out of shape over how people take smelly dumps in the bathroom.

seriously?!

Speaking of work, I hate having such a need at work... public restroom and all, "please nobody be in there!" I tell myself. Usually, I'm in luck. If someone comes in, I'll stay in the stall until they leave... unless, they're going to be a while in their own stall. Hand washing, absolute necessity!

Why is it that other people's poo and farts usually smell worse than your own?

Hell no. I don't know what it is about doing the #2 around my S/O, I just can't. It grosses me out. I wouldn't even fart around them.

Yes I would wait until he's sleeping. Speaking of farts, I hate it when I'm on a date with someone & my stomach is acting up...I have to hold my farts in, lol. I hate that shit, no pun intended. 😛

of course

LOL! 😛

Yeah. I lock the door tho, and spray some air freshener around when I'm done. 🙂

Someone took a dump in the middle of the floor in the men's room at work once... talk about disgruntled.

I am so regular that I used the bathroom every morning before I bathe. It is the rare occasion or an upset stomach otherwise.