That part in relationship where you’re comfortable farting n talking about it

I’m there and it seems like a determining factor in relationship about how comfortable you are with each other .

Are there any couples out there who never get comfortable about these things .

🖐 me

Although he likes to tell me I fart in my sleep. He is the ultimate troll, but it could be true 😱😱

I don't go out of my way farting in front of my husband and neither does he, it's kind of gross.

But if it happens it happens.

ay,it happened with the scorp 1,max 2 months into the relationship 😄 although I'm still shy about farting lel, I just run fast 2-3 meters away from him and we all know I'm fartin. It's good for the health 🙏🏻 And he's farting left and right, sometimes he's even shocked when it happens. I think scorpios fart a lot.

Damn, that went long.

We use to hide n fart away from each other . Our mentality one day became “ why hold it in , let it out you’ll feel better “ lol

This morning he farted n proceed to stuff me under the blanket lmao . It was a stinkless one thank goodness

The makeup thing . I have a friend who sleeps with make up to look good for her bf , don’t know how long she’ll keep it up . Poor skin

No problem 😂😎

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Posted by Juliiette
many. i fart. sorry deal with it.

And yet feets are so gross to you but farting ain't. Wow. Just wow.

yes i fart. not only that. but i have a special skill. to fart in front of everyone. divide my fart into 5 small farts. so no one knows i farted.

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Lmao tried to do that before to divide the smell . It allcsme out on the first toot

Posted by HearttofTopaz
I’ve been in a relationship for a longg time and I don’t sit around and shit constantly then bring attention to it.

It’s not that I’m not comfortable, but what is cute or appealing about any of what you mentioned above?

Don’t you guys have anything else to do and talk about? Lodz

It’s not cute lol just human . instead of pretending like we didn’t just hear the fart after some rice n beans we chose to laugh about it instead I guess lol

The Boy and I have no filter when it comes to talking about bodily functions, but we’re fairly discreet about actually doing it in front of each other. Usually. 😄

If it happens it happens, but me Libra asc isn't going to be firing up any Dutch ovens with my partner.

Growing up, wanna know what my siblings and same generation cousins were all taught? "No farting at the dinner table." That was it! Any other time is pretty much a-go, and just let it fly. Oh my goodness all the farts in the fam.

I've had my fill for several lifetimes, and prefer to not be with a girl who loves to pass around her rancid farts (trust me, I've known them). However, it is a great way for a girl to turn down her bae's constant attempts at anal. Just toss one right in his face, and ask him if he still wants it. 😉

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I think I hear ur tootz from over here

I got iIBS so I don’t doubt it lol you smell the fibrous beans ? Lmao

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If it happens it happens, but me Libra asc isn't going to be firing up any Dutch ovens with my partner.

Growing up, wanna know what my siblings and same generation cousins were all taught? "No farting at the dinner table." That was it! Any other time is pretty much a-go, and just let it fly. Oh my goodness all the farts in the fam.

I've had my fill for several lifetimes, and prefer to not be with a girl who loves to pass around her rancid farts (trust me, I've known them). However, it is a great way for a girl to turn down her bae's constant attempts at anal. Just toss one right in his face, and ask him if he still wants it. 😉

I’ll say I’m feeling gassy lol n he would still be okay with anal lmao

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But I get it lol especially if your house was comfortable with it that you got too much growing up

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eww

Gross. Ikr. No thanks.

I don't care to ever reach that "part" of the relationship.

We love, cry, laugh, sleep, eat, fuck, shower and live "together"

I'd like to keep the "farts, shit, piss" private /please.

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I’ll watch my bf pee n hold it for him for fun and draw stuff in the toilet water

I am just now realizing how weird n ofd/ abnormal I am

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Posted by HearttofTopaz
I think I hear ur tootz from over here

I got iIBS so I don’t doubt it lol you smell the fibrous beans ? Lmao

If you’ve got IBS, Chrons or Colitis then you won’t have much choice about farting. My farts are so loud now. I wasn’t gassy when I was young but that has changed.

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Omg yes I never fart when I was younger no matter what I ate . Now it’s so hard lol gas n poop n diarrhea n constipation are always a problem. Something always wrong with my intestine

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Posted by Crabra
If it happens it happens, but me Libra asc isn't going to be firing up any Dutch ovens with my partner.

Growing up, wanna know what my siblings and same generation cousins were all taught? "No farting at the dinner table." That was it! Any other time is pretty much a-go, and just let it fly. Oh my goodness all the farts in the fam.

I've had my fill for several lifetimes, and prefer to not be with a girl who loves to pass around her rancid farts (trust me, I've known them). However, it is a great way for a girl to turn down her bae's constant attempts at anal. Just toss one right in his face, and ask him if he still wants it. 😉

I’ll say I’m feeling gassy lol n he would still be okay with anal lmao

Sharing too much detail

But I get it lol especially if your house was comfortable with it that you got too much growing up

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Some men, lol. It'll definitely stop me in my tracks. Not necessarily because of the gas, but because that is firm a warning that proceeding will very likely lead to an accident haha!

I'm just someone of good manners. Most of the time xD

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Posted by Juliiette
many. i fart. sorry deal with it.

And yet feets are so gross to you but farting ain't. Wow. Just wow.

yes i fart. not only that. but i have a special skill. to fart in front of everyone. divide my fart into 5 small farts. so no one knows i farted.

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I don't know whether to laugh at this or think it's gross

I am still uncomfortable doing that around my SO, I get embarrassed no matter what lmao

He says it's normal and let it out but I just cant 😂😂 he does it around me thou but not always

I was married for twenty years and I don't ever remember my husband farting in front of me. Definitely not on purpose.

I hide it.

Lol! I never understood this need to fart or make poop jokes to feel closer n that being a scale to estimate closeness or comfort between ppl makes no sense to me whatsoever. Like why—