How Many Scorpios

How many planets in your natal chart are in Scorpio?

I have five: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto (also North Node).

None...



...😏

I have Scorpio Vesta and Scorpio Venus. But I still find that Scorpio placements understand Scorpio placements. Similar to Pisces placements. You just get it.

Dammit.

Thought this was How Many Scorpios... does it take to change a light bulb

so I clicked.

Well damn. They exist...

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

What, me move?

How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

II

How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

The light's fine as it is.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?

just Pluto but isn't that generational?

Do you like Pisces man?

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Posted by MissScruffs

Well damn. They exist...

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

What, me move?

How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

II

How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

The light's fine as it is.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?

lol @ the light's fine as it is 🤣😂

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and @ What light bulb?

Poor spaced out Pisces 😂

They're all pretty accurate 😂🤣

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Do you like Pisces man?

Administrator confirmed.

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

That’s not a Scorpio trait at all....not weak or followers

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

That’s not a Scorpio trait at all....not weak or followers

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That's what I once thought. But some of these Scorpios proved me wrong😏

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Posted by IcemanTD7

How many planets in your natal chart are in Scorpio?

I have five: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto (also North Node).

Sun

Mercury

Mars

Pluto

Ascendant

Lilith

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Not sure if your chart turns me on or scares the shit out of me

Posted by MissScruffs

Well damn. They exist...

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

What, me move?

How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

II

How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

The light's fine as it is.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?

I like the Sag one! 😆

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

That’s not a Scorpio trait at all....not weak or followers

That's what I once thought. But some of these Scorpios proved me wrong😏

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Not seen those traits

I’ve seen moody, controlling, private etc but never weak or followers...

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

That’s not a Scorpio trait at all....not weak or followers

That's what I once thought. But some of these Scorpios proved me wrong😏

Aren't you a Sag ? If so, you are in no place to talk

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Peachy I've seen you sticking your nose where it doesn't belong for the sake of arguing. Which leaves me shaking my head and log off for the day. I like to say that's a sign of weakness when you or anybody get into an internet argument with strangers when they talk bad about your zodiac sign. And no my post weren't in anyway shape or form was in relation to you in specific. I don't see you as a creep.

And no I'm no Sagittarius. And even I once thought my sign is suppose to be talkative, outgoing and extrovert but obviously it's been proven wrong somehow.

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Posted by IcemanTD7

How many planets in your natal chart are in Scorpio?

I have five: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto (also North Node).

Sun

Mercury

Mars

Pluto

Ascendant

Lilith

Not sure if your chart turns me on or scares the shit out of me

Why not both?😈

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Perhaps

Posted by Aqua-Marine

That’s a lot of Scorpio

I haveeeee... 0 lol

Haha, it is a lot! Sometimes it feels like too much 😬

Sun

Mercury

Uranus

True node

Sun

Mercury

Uranus

True node

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None...



...😏

Haha, nice one 🙂

Posted by saggurl88

I have Scorpio Vesta and Scorpio Venus. But I still find that Scorpio placements understand Scorpio placements. Similar to Pisces placements. You just get it.

Huh, interesting thought. Do you think this just occurs with these two signs?

Posted by ClassyAquarius

I have Pluto and lilith

But I have 6 in Capricorn

Cool! I have 2 in Cap.

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Posted by saggurl88

I have Scorpio Vesta and Scorpio Venus. But I still find that Scorpio placements understand Scorpio placements. Similar to Pisces placements. You just get it.

Huh, interesting thought. Do you think this just occurs with these two signs?

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I’m not sure. I just noticed it with these two. It could be a water thing.

I have Sag and Leo in my chart and I don’t think all Sag or Leo placements are a like. It’s so varied and hard to understand because they aren’t emotional signs.

But because water is ruled by emotional responses, they are easy to see the similarities for me.

Cancer placements hold too much back to be noticeable with this. Too much under surface brewing.

Posted by MrsElleCappysnatch

I have Scorpio in the dwarf planet drakarrasoloopa.

I've read that it is the most powerful scorpio that exists.

But also the most tentative, unfortunately 😉

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Posted by IcemanTD7

How many planets in your natal chart are in Scorpio?

I have five: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto (also North Node).

Sun

Mercury

Mars

Pluto

Ascendant

Lilith

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Nice; same in quantity as myself 🖐️

Posted by MissScruffs

Well damn. They exist...

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

What, me move?

How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

II

How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

The light's fine as it is.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?

Haha, I love this; cracks me up!

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

just Pluto but isn't that generational?

Yeah. It's a 10 or 12 year period or something close I believe.

Posted by _Dazed

Do you like Pisces man?

Me?

Posted by Sith_Rogen

Every single one of my planets are Scorpio and are in the 8th house.

The Scorpio God has arrived✌️ 🦂

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

I'm new to this community, so not very familiar with the resident Scorps yet. I wouldn't be so pessimistic about it though; maybe you would be characterized by what you described if you had a buncha Scorpio in you, but maybe not - there's hope for Scorpios. 🙂

I'm most definitely a flawed person, and I see that and work everyday to improve. I don't think all Scorpios have the same weaknesses or strengths either.

Out of curiosity, is there any sign(s) dominant in your chart? If so, could I ask which?

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Posted by IcemanTD7

Posted by saggurl88

I have Scorpio Vesta and Scorpio Venus. But I still find that Scorpio placements understand Scorpio placements. Similar to Pisces placements. You just get it.

Huh, interesting thought. Do you think this just occurs with these two signs?

I’m not sure. I just noticed it with these two. It could be a water thing.

I have Sag and Leo in my chart and I don’t think all Sag or Leo placements are a like. It’s so varied and hard to understand because they aren’t emotional signs.

But because water is ruled by emotional responses, they are easy to see the similarities for me.

Cancer placements hold too much back to be noticeable with this. Too much under surface brewing.

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Cool. I don't know the signs of many people I know, so I don't think I have a perspective on this, but it is a fascinating thought; thanks for sharing it!

Speaking of Pisces, I happen to have one of those in my chart as well.

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Posted by saggurl88

Posted by IcemanTD7

Posted by saggurl88

I have Scorpio Vesta and Scorpio Venus. But I still find that Scorpio placements understand Scorpio placements. Similar to Pisces placements. You just get it.

Huh, interesting thought. Do you think this just occurs with these two signs?

I’m not sure. I just noticed it with these two. It could be a water thing.

I have Sag and Leo in my chart and I don’t think all Sag or Leo placements are a like. It’s so varied and hard to understand because they aren’t emotional signs.

But because water is ruled by emotional responses, they are easy to see the similarities for me.

Cancer placements hold too much back to be noticeable with this. Too much under surface brewing.

Cool. I don't know the signs of many people I know, so I don't think I have a perspective on this, but it is a fascinating thought; thanks for sharing it!

Speaking of Pisces, I happen to have one of those in my chart as well.

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I don’t have Pisces in my chart at all, which is why I noticed how they treat each other. It’s like their own language.

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Posted by saggurl88

I have Scorpio Vesta and Scorpio Venus. But I still find that Scorpio placements understand Scorpio placements. Similar to Pisces placements. You just get it.

Oh snap were counting asteroids too? The only Scorpio placement I have is the worst placement of all... Scorpio chiron in the 8th house... send help

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My Uranus is in Scorpio too but I don’t know what that means. My vesta is dominant, which is why I added it.

Moon, Pluto, and just to be cheeky Lilith lol.

Two and I'm already pretty watery.

(I think)

Well this was fun.

Mars and Pluto I think is all but somehow pullen has me as Scorpio dominant. I’m all over the place really. Lol kinda like me in general....

My fav ex has sun, moon, Venus and Pluto at least. One of the good ones, he is.

Rising and Saturn

Moon and pluto in the 12th H conjunct ascendant in Scorpio.. 🙄

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

I'm new to this community, so not very familiar with the resident Scorps yet. I wouldn't be so pessimistic about it though; maybe you would be characterized by what you described if you had a buncha Scorpio in you, but maybe not - there's hope for Scorpios. 🙂

I'm most definitely a flawed person, and I see that and work everyday to improve. I don't think all Scorpios have the same weaknesses or strengths either.

Out of curiosity, is there any sign(s) dominant in your chart? If so, could I ask which?

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Oh I agree with you. Not every scorpios has the same weaknesses and strengths. I got loads of female scorpio friends whom I call my harems (might as well be my harems if I'm dining them out and spending more money on them than my own woman and myself) and they really are some pretty swell people. Not nothing at all like some of these ones here.

Gemini and cancer dominant

Posted by MissScruffs

Well damn. They exist...

How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs.

How many Tauruses does it take to change a light bulb?

What, me move?

How many Geminis does it take to change a light bulb?

II

How many Cancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but he has to bring his mother.

How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?

A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.

How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?

One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.

How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?

Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They LIKE the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?

One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?

The light's fine as it is.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?

How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?

What light bulb?

lmao

I expected the Cap to say "fuck it, let's buy a new house"

However, when I was a little boy, my mother always nagged at me "Your brother (Scorpio) has hands made of gold, while you only like to destroy". My 20s were really rough at times..

Posted by virgal_perfectionist

just Pluto but isn't that generational?

Yes.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

I have never met weak Scorpios, and I wouldn't call them weak but rather vulnerable, they r very sensitive but they hide it very well, probably people here just show a side they usually hide in real life.

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Hm. A very interesting little read🙂 a likely story if you will.

Well I guess everybody show a side on the internet's that they don't show to the world at large. I'm not talkative like how I might appear to be here. I just don't show my talkative nature in real life. I guess I'm just not too confident in that aspect and I'm afraid I might say something embarrassing so I tend to stay quiet.

But vulnerable really ain't the word to describe them. It's something more to it than being vulnerable. Soft and offensive I wanna say. They can't let anything go. They are obsessed people. And I can tell all the scorpio users that has the dwarf planet Pluto as their top dominant. There's lots more but I'ma stop here.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

That’s not a Scorpio trait at all....not weak or followers

That's what I once thought. But some of these Scorpios proved me wrong😏

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Told ya Myfartsshine is full of . It's an inherent Scorp trait, it's like they're allergic to reality. A honest Scorp is a unicorn.

Rising, Venus and Pluto 🙃

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Just Lilith. And honestly I'm so thankful to not have any Scorpios running wildly in my chart. I'll end up being weak, a follower, can't stand on my own and aggravating like the vast majority of the Scorpios on here.

That’s not a Scorpio trait at all....not weak or followers

That's what I once thought. But some of these Scorpios proved me wrong😏

Told ya Myfartsshine is full of . It's an inherent Scorp trait, it's like they're allergic to reality. A honest Scorp is a unicorn.

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Hm I really don't have anything negative to say or think about MyStarsShine. She's really not the culprit here. At least not that I can recall. She might be plutonian and I think she does witchcraft or something to that nature but I'm sure she's a really sweet plutonian scorpio. And you know the world is definitely gonna come to a dead end fo sure if I say someone who's plutonian is sweet.

Although enough about raging on about Scorpios on this newbie thread. I'm officially done with it. I don't even want to think highly anymore about scorpio for the remaining of the day. I plan on using this free day to sit at home chill and relax under the AC without lifting a finger. And today my birthday too so you know I ain't doing nothing today nor am I getting out the house.

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Posted by IcemanTD7

How many planets in your natal chart are in Scorpio?

I have five: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto (also North Node).

Sun

Mercury

Mars

Pluto

Ascendant

Lilith

Nice; same in quantity as myself 🖐️

What are your 3 doninant signs and planets?

Akso mbti?

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I didn't know you could have 3 dominant signs and planets each?

My rising sign is Cancer, which I was under the impression meant my dominant planet is the Moon. Since my Moon is in Scorpio (in addition to the fact I have half my planets in Scorpio), I took Scorpio to be far and away my dominant sign.

How would I go about determing a 2nd and 3rd dominant?

Also, my Moon is in the fourth house, which probably intensifies it even more. My Mars is in the first house, which is notable I presume...

My MBTI is INFJ; what about you?

Posted by Generous_Libra

I have two, Mercury and Pluto and both are dominant, Scorpio is my second dominant sign after Libra.

Cool👌 I'm a Libra 🌞.

How do you know Mercury and Pluto are dominant in your chart? Still getting used to the particulars of Astrology.

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Posted by IcemanTD7

How many planets in your natal chart are in Scorpio?

I have five: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto (also North Node).

Sun

Mercury

Mars

Pluto

Ascendant

Lilith

Nice; same in quantity as myself 🖐️

What are your 3 doninant signs and planets?

Akso mbti?

I didn't know you could have 3 dominant signs and planets each?

My rising sign is Cancer, which I was under the impression meant my dominant planet is the Moon. Since my Moon is in Scorpio (in addition to the fact I have half my planets in Scorpio), I took Scorpio to be far and away my dominant sign.

How would I go about determing a 2nd and 3rd dominant?

Also, my Moon is in the fourth house, which probably intensifies it even more. My Mars is in the first house, which is notable I presume...

My MBTI is INFJ; what about you?

Astro.com

Pullen chart to determine your dominants and much more

I am an intj

Scorpio planets all in 1 th house

Jupiter in 8 th house

Moon in 9

Capricorn stelium in 2 nd houde

Dom planets:

1.Pluto

2.sun

3.saturn

Dom signs:

1. Scorpio

2.Capricorn

3.Aries

Water dominant 42.4%

Fixed 44.7%

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According to Astro.com Pullen, my dominants are as follows:

Planets

1. Moon

2. Mars

3. Pluto/Sun (tied)

Signs

1. Scorpio

2. Cancer

3. Leo

Water 46.7% , Fixed 44.3% (Cardinal close behind @ 41.5% )

What's really weird to me is Aries is listed as my 4th dominant sign, even though I don't have any Aries in my chart - must be my Mars in 1st House placement...

Another site (astro-seek.com) rates my Dominant Planets differently:

Planets

1. Mars

2. Pluto

3. Uranus

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How many planets in your natal chart are in Scorpio?

I have five: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, and Pluto (also North Node).

Sun

Mercury

Mars

Pluto

Ascendant

Lilith

Nice; same in quantity as myself 🖐️

What are your 3 doninant signs and planets?

Akso mbti?

I didn't know you could have 3 dominant signs and planets each?

My rising sign is Cancer, which I was under the impression meant my dominant planet is the Moon. Since my Moon is in Scorpio (in addition to the fact I have half my planets in Scorpio), I took Scorpio to be far and away my dominant sign.

How would I go about determing a 2nd and 3rd dominant?

Also, my Moon is in the fourth house, which probably intensifies it even more. My Mars is in the first house, which is notable I presume...

My MBTI is INFJ; what about you?

Astro.com

Pullen chart to determine your dominants and much more

I am an intj

Scorpio planets all in 1 th house

Jupiter in 8 th house

Moon in 9

Capricorn stelium in 2 nd houde

Dom planets:

1.Pluto

2.sun

3.saturn

Dom signs:

1. Scorpio

2.Capricorn

3.Aries

Water dominant 42.4%

Fixed 44.7%

According to Astro.com Pullen, my dominants are as follows:

Planets

1. Moon

2. Mars

3. Pluto/Sun (tied)

Signs

1. Scorpio

2. Cancer

3. Leo

Water 46.7% , Fixed 44.3% (Cardinal close behind @ 41.5% )

What's really weird to me is Aries is listed as my 4th dominant sign, even though I don't have any Aries in my chart - must be my Mars in 1st House placement...

Another site (astro-seek.com) rates my Dominant Planets differently:

Planets

1. Mars

2. Pluto

3. Uranus

How are you a moon dominant with moon in scorpio? That makes no sense.

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I have 3 planets (Moon being one of them) in the 4th house and Cancer Rising; I'm assuming that would be why. Like I said though, according to another site, my dominant planets are different, and the Moon is not listed as one of the top 3.

Who knows...