@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts
Confess your weaknesses!
Posted by SirHorns
wanting you to read the mind of the Virgo I want to control
Considering your Sun/Moon combo I am 100% sure ^^^that wasn't a joke or sarcasm.
Therefore...
Awkward sex? Puh-Leeze. You must have the wrong sign.
The Aquarius mercury here is strong lol
Posted by SirHorns
wanting you to read the mind of the Virgo I want to controlConsidering your Sun/Moon combo I am 100% sure ^^^that wasn't a joke or sarcasm.
Therefore...
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PFFFT. The last thing I need is any more people projecting their agency and power onto me then they already do. Plus I already know how to get my Virgo to follow my lead~
Your sarcasm detector needs an upgrade it seems if it gave you a false positive on that~
Posted by Virgorean
Awkward sex? Puh-Leeze. You must have the wrong sign.
Well earth doesn't usually brag about being awesome at sex, so it;s usually the whiner-I MEAN poster making it awkward in their own mind.
Posted by Virgorean
Awkward sex? Puh-Leeze. You must have the wrong sign.Well earth doesn't usually brag about being awesome at sex, so it;s usually the whiner-I MEAN poster making it awkward in their own mind.
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No need to brag because we let our actions speak for itself 😉
Posted by Virgorean
Awkward sex? Puh-Leeze. You must have the wrong sign.Well earth doesn't usually brag about being awesome at sex, so it;s usually the whiner-I MEAN poster making it awkward in their own mind.
No need to brag because we let our actions speak for itself 😉
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Posted by Lilianni
The Aquarius mercury here is strong lol
Actually it's Cap~
Posted by yupvirgoo
I have a weakness for green tea and being asked for help or assistance.If you can emotionally manipulate me in a very subtle way, you will succeed.
but that involves you having feelings to manipulate. 😐
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Yes. This. The Scorp is very good at manipulating and taking advantage of my trusting nature.
Posted by starwars
why are you starting shit with my fellow virgos?
I believed you all could use a good dose of satire before the next wave of bitching begins about your sign.
Posted by yupvirgoo
I have a weakness for green tea and being asked for help or assistance.If you can emotionally manipulate me in a very subtle way, you will succeed.
lol. It is easy to melt a virgo's heart, until their limit has been tested.
Posted by Virgorean
Awkward sex? Puh-Leeze. You must have the wrong sign.
Try Scorpio! lol
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Hello Virgo Board, I'm X poster wanting you to read the mind of the Virgo I want to control, granted I won't ever say that out loud. Please proceed to listen to me complain for 5 paragraphs about how simple and basic miscommunication and misunderstanding of who the Virgo in question actually adds up to well orchestrated game of torture for me. Not answering the text 5 secs after I send them, offering suggestions/corrections on something I showed/told the Virgo was important, etc.
Also while you're told one side of the story, you must then behave as if all the Virgos are a monolithic hive-mind of criticism, nitpicks and awkward sex and then tell me, the poster who didn't provide a birthchart or even a balanced view of said VIRGO to get you to read their soul to the post and explain every action. 😐
OH! Also if any of you actually give me good advice, I'll most likely never post about how good things are going along with the Virgo or give thanks. I most likely won't show up till another problem pops up!
- Too many posters on this board to count.