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tripod
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shoentanz!! You might have an acid build up in your system! Look into apple cider vinegar. When you get the heartburn/pain, a tablespoon or two in water with honey will give you immidiate relief! you can put it in juice... something like apricot, or a berry.. one night I thought i was having a heart attact,.. Tried the apple cider, as a test of what I'd read about it,.. and could hardly believe how fast it worked wonders!!
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HEY JUICE

*dumps a fresquila into Juicy's navel and starts drinking*

c'mon now let mama tanz have a sip...I know yer a bodyshotschic 😛

and tripod- thanks for the advice...is that a "homeopathic" remedy? *suspisciousness* I like chemicals o_O but hey- I'm willing to try anything at this point! *puts apple cider vin on the list*

you know- I once drank the stuff as a kid...it was in the fridge and it had a picture of an apple on it- so I thought- ohh good we do have applejuice...it was in a little glass bottle- looked like a kid-sized juice drink...boy was I ever wrong!

I nearly passed out- I slugged some right from the glass bottle...right there standing in the kitchen with the fridge door hanging open...I saw freaky whiteness flash before my eyes and got an intense rush in my head- I almost hurled

but I'm SO over that incident...worked it out in therapy like years ago o_O


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Hi Schoene!!! Hi sb!! we are like ships crossing in the night....my new sweet gem summoned me again and I was once again rewarded with lots of O'sss as in multiple.. :0

I new you needed me...I felt it in my soul *or was that sympathy stomach pains?*

Dr. Crabbie strongly *flexing biseps* suggests you go see your doc....*crabbie herself has had very similar symtoms in past life of stress and misery* and found that 90% of ulcers and stomach irritations are actually caused by the wrong bacteria in the stomach and are often difficult to self correct or medicate without a combination of prescription antibiotics and antacids.

o_O may suggest eating moldy bread (Penicillin) and basic soap (antacid) but Dr. Crabbie says "Don't do it! Just say NO to non-drugs! Drugs are better and support our American pharmaceudical companies, not to mention require an office visit to your doctor who charges $ 75 to pat you on the back for 3 min and then yell "NEXT!" Besides your friendly insurance company would be without profits and the collapse of this abusive system would mean the loss of jobs for thousands of your friends and family."

So...take care of yourself Tanzy....

🙂