what are the funniest signs?

as to elements, this would be the order (IMO): fire-earth-water-air

as to signs, this would be the order (IMO): sagittarius - leo - aquarius - virgo - capricorn - cancer/scorpio/pisces - aries - taurus - gemini - libra

don't get me wrong. i find libras to be the coolest people on earth. sagittarius seem to be the most hilarious as their sense of humor borders OUTRAGE. i would normally laugh boisterously with them. the leos are also very funny, same with a couple of aquareans. the virgos are not as funny but a LOT of them are really witty and hilarious. capricorns have the knack of sharing stories the hilarious way (i can cite david sedaris as a very good example). the water signs are in between. aries, taurus, gemini and libra have at least one funny person that i know of.

Witty are those who are chatty and they are Geminis and i think Aquarius are witty too in a sarcastic way though.

hahahahah... sags are just so freakin' out there... Nicki Minaj is a great example!

the funniest lines i ever heard were from sagittarius girls. 🙂 the leos, aquarius, virgos and capricorns are fond of dry but very very hilarious jokes. 🙂 so it does seem the sagittarius folks get the most votes. 🙂

i love the dry but well-thought of jokes. i like the blunt jokes too... particularly of my virgo sister... 🙂

Sagittarius are funny when they don't try to be. I laughed at a Sagittarius once and they said "don't mock me!" Hahaha. I was not laughing AT them, but what they said.
Leos are funny when they try to imitate people. They know how to paint an almost perfect caricature, with great comic timing.

I think Leo sun sag moons are the funniest people alive.
Sag mars take everything as a joke. So they too.

Capricorns are funny when they don't take themselves so seriously. Scorpios when they take themselves so seriously it reaches a point where it dont matter 🙂

Posted by Sutekh
Geminis and Sags

Aquas are funny as fk in a dry sarcastic way.

^^^ what he said. 🙂 I think aquas are very but in a awkward way, kind of like what Sutekh said. Leo's are funny as well, as I am just finding out.

I just saw this the other day. Hilarious!

Least funny - Virgo and Taurus :/


Aquas - IMO they are very funny, but watch out once the jokes run out, it becomes awkward.... then it's no longer funny for a long time (Saturn's curse)

Aquarius
Sag
Virgo
Cancer

My Virgo sis is hilarious. Ill come up with something completely off the wall retarded and she completes it no matter how crazy it is. We just laugh and laugh, but its amazing how shes always able to follow and complete whatever I come up with.

Aquas are just beyond funny. My aqua mom and her aqua brother can entertain a whole crowd with their jokes, then eventually get mad that people are laughing at them lol. My mom is at her most hilarious moments when she's upset. The same with my sis Cancer father.

Posted by lnana04
Aquarius


My Virgo sis is hilarious. Ill come up with something completely off the wall retarded and she completes it no matter how crazy it is. We just laugh and laugh, but its amazing how shes always able to follow and complete whatever I come up with.

OMG!!! I have a Virgo sis who's exactly like that! She's soooo hilarious! I always have fun with her. And when I say she's exactly like that, I'm not kidding... Whenever I do something lame, she says something (completes it) that turns what I just did into a completely funny incident! And then, we'll laugh our as*es out! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! There's never a day when we don't laugh together. 🙂 She's the reason why Virgo is up on my list at #4. Well, I know a lot of Virgo people from where I come from who do have a sense of humor. 🙂

What's her birthday btw? My sis' is on September 14. 🙂

Leos are pretty funny in my opinion, at least the ones I know 🙂
Also, my brother is an Aries and we have many private jokes, and I also find one of my best friends to be very funny, and he's an Aries, too.

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Posted by lnana04
Aquarius


My Virgo sis is hilarious. Ill come up with something completely off the wall retarded and she completes it no matter how crazy it is. We just laugh and laugh, but its amazing how shes always able to follow and complete whatever I come up with.

OMG!!! I have a Virgo sis who's exactly like that! She's soooo hilarious! I always have fun with her. And when I say she's exactly like that, I'm not kidding... Whenever I do something lame, she says something (completes it) that turns what I just did into a completely funny incident! And then, we'll laugh our as*es out! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! There's never a day when we don't laugh together. 🙂 She's the reason why Virgo is up on my list at #4. Well, I know a lot of Virgo people from where I come from who do have a sense of humor. 🙂

What's her birthday btw? My sis' is on September 14. 🙂

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LoL, she's an August 30th Virgo. She never leaves me hanging. Just the other day she got up all slow from sitting on the floor and her knees were poppin lol. I rushed towards her pretending I was going to kick her in the knees, and I was like "what if I kicked you and your knees gave out?" She said "giirrlll, I'll chase you around this house on my elbows!" and she started demonstrating how fast she'd be moving lol, then I mentioned how terrifying that would be and how my slow behind would probably still get caught smh. We just laugh and joke about the most retarded things.

Fixed signs are funny imo because they can literally re-live a situation. My Leo cousin gets just as pissed and passionate about something that happened 10yrs ago as he does about something that happened yesterday, so he tells stories with the same energy he had at the time lol. My Aqua mom, and Aqua uncle do too. They get completely into their stories.

Dunno about order. Funny is funny. Here's who hits my funny bone and I'm sure I've missed some:

George Carlin, Taurus
Ricky Gervais, Cancer
Sommore, Taurus
Katt Williams, Virgo
Eddie Murphy, Aries
Rowan Atkinson, Capricorn
Wanda Sykes, Pisces
Eddie Izzard, Aquarius
Mel Brooks, Cancer
Stephen Colbert, Taurus
Jo Brand, Cancer
Seth Macfarlane, Scorpio
Craig Ferguson, Taurus
Billy Connelly, Sagittarius
Dennis Miller, Scorpio
David Spade, Cancer
Dawn French, Libra
Jennifer Saunders, Cancer
Michael Palin, Taurus
Graham Norton, Aries
Jamie Foxx, Sagittarius
Adam Sandler, Virgo
Mel Blanc, Gemini
John Cleese, Scorpio
Seth Rogan, Aries
Steve Carrell, Leo
Dana Carvey, Gemini
Mike Myers, Gemini
Jack Black, Virgo
Rosalind Russell, Gemini

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Posted by lnana04
Aquarius


My Virgo sis is hilarious. Ill come up with something completely off the wall retarded and she completes it no matter how crazy it is. We just laugh and laugh, but its amazing how shes always able to follow and complete whatever I come up with.

OMG!!! I have a Virgo sis who's exactly like that! She's soooo hilarious! I always have fun with her. And when I say she's exactly like that, I'm not kidding... Whenever I do something lame, she says something (completes it) that turns what I just did into a completely funny incident! And then, we'll laugh our as*es out! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! There's never a day when we don't laugh together. 🙂 She's the reason why Virgo is up on my list at #4. Well, I know a lot of Virgo people from where I come from who do have a sense of humor. 🙂

What's her birthday btw? My sis' is on September 14. 🙂

LoL, she's an August 30th Virgo. She never leaves me hanging. Just the other day she got up all slow from sitting on the floor and her knees were poppin lol. I rushed towards her pretending I was going to kick her in the knees, and I was like "what if I kicked you and your knees gave out?" She said "giirrlll, I'll chase you around this house on my elbows!" and she started demonstrating how fast she'd be moving lol, then I mentioned how terrifying that would be and how my slow behind would probably still get caught smh. We just laugh and joke about the most retarded things.

Fixed signs are funny imo because they can literally re-live a situation. My Leo cousin gets just as pissed and passionate about something that happened 10yrs ago as he does about something that happened yesterday, so he tells stories with the same energy he had at the time lol. My Aqua mom, and Aqua uncle do too. They get completely into their stories.

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And I did laugh at the very same line your sister has said! 🙂 Hahahahah! My sister would say the same really, really crazy stuff... she never runs out of crazy things to say... and they would come out as spontaneously as one could ever think of. 🙂

Btw, I have 2 friends whose bday is August 30 and they are both hilarious! 🙂

Too bad, not a lot of people here on dxpnet appreciat

Everyone is going to boo me out of the room, but I happen to think Taurus folks are hilarious. Some of the funniest people I know.

Posted by static
Gemini, Gemini, Gemini! 🙂

+1

Aries are up there too (at least the ones I have met).

Sagi, duh.
Not only do I personally think I'm hilarious, I've never met another Sagi that I didn't laugh hysterically with.
To the point of tears.

Leos are a close second for me. They are so quick and witty. Just slightly less outrageous than Sagis because they have slightly more shame. Haha 😛

Libras are just epic imo. Idk how anyone can find them boring.

Gems, if I can get past them annoying the ever living shit out of me, I find them epic-ly funny as well.
There have been a few I clicked with...and the two of us together was especially funny because we really feed off one another.

Oh and two of the funniest people I've ever met were Pisces with strong Aries influence

I laugh when they breathe. They are both ridiculous

Leos. : )
Also had a few good laughs with a taurus.

of the people I know in my life personally

Cancer - Creative Funny....secretly I get some of my funny shit from friend ^.^ no lie when he wants to be he can be goddamn hilarious but sometimes it gets corny just depends.

Leo - Judging from my brother who always has a smart ass comment to make ALL the time

Aquarius - My other brother who can be quite funny when he is not so fucking serious about everything -_-

Pisces - Everyone of them I know is funny WTF?

To me personally gemini's aren't that funny I dunno why either but maybe I just haven't met enough of them in real life. Virgos don't really do it for me either....I'm sure their are exceptions can't say I know enough of them anyways. Libras can be funny just depends...typically I don't really find them funny. I mean honestly their can be funny people from all signs this is just my experience.

Sagittarius - Will be on the list just cause everyone seems to think they are. I have a lot of Sagittarius placements like 3 (those placements probably don't mean shit but I just decided to look dumb and mentions them) and I think when my humor does not get misunderstood that most people find me downright hysterical.

the best times i've had joking around have been with geminis. i'm a leo. that air/fire combo is unstoppable!

Leo, Aquarius and Cancer.

Oh and Aries girls. 😛

Aquarius dry humor.Peace!