Astrology lied to meh!

What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?

Mine(from people I know in real life)

Aries

Stereotype

... I'm a badass bro

IRL

*huddled in blankets watching my little pony* ...I'm a badass bro

Taurus

Stereotype

*portrayed as calm

IRL

*can be savage as fuck*

Gemini

Stereotype

*liar*

IRL

*it takes NOTHING to sway them* -_- Gemini: we hold these truth to be self evident...

Random person: no we don't

Gemini: Well shit I guess we don't

Cancer

Stereotype

*portrayed as innocent *

IRL

*stuffs bodies under bed* thats me suuupppper innocent

Leo

Sterotype

*portrayed as confident *

IRL

Has so many dark insecurities.. (Don't.. I love you guys)

Libra

Stereotype

Polite, meek

IRL

Has such a ruthless business sense that it would give a cappie a hard on

Virgo

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpful*

IRL

Will smile politely as you make a moron out of your self

Scorpio

Stereotype

*Portrayed as a sex god*

IRL

Watching the notebook for the 15324 time trying not to actively sobbed

Saggie

*portrayed as always looking for the next adventure*

IRL

Strangely sentimental about places they have been, things they have done, and people they know

Capricorn

Stereotype

*portrayed as ruthless*

IRL

Is a smol bean... I know, I know I couldn't believe it either...

Aqua

Stereotype

*portrayed as detached*

IRL

Can be more senstive than a cancer on her period with chaffed nips.... 😄 (I like it)

Pisces

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpless*

IRL

Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer

😆 😆 😆 don't take this descriptions seriously(its my own goofball humor). Except Leo... You do... Take my post about you guys... Serious

i'm a humanitarian lol

Astrology is kinda like baking cookies... you change one major ingredient like from chocolate chips to raisin and you have a different cookie.

Posted by Moonbutter
Astrology is kinda like baking cookies... you change one major ingredient like from chocolate chips to raisin and you have a different cookie.

This is the best comparison ever in life

..

Posted by starwars

Posted by Moonbutter
Astrology is kinda like baking cookies... you change one major ingredient like from chocolate chips to raisin and you have a different cookie.

how dare raisin cookies call themselves cookies

click to expand

But, but, you just did ?

Posted by Cancan26
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?

Pisces

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpless*

IRL

Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer

Not! 😡 Uh, NOT helpless & we don't get away with so much shit....(I already used my BLOCK button "twice" today). Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

🤗 cyber hugs!

Love,

Eva

Posted by EvatheDiva

Posted by Cancan26
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?

Pisces

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpless*

IRL

Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer

Not! 😡 Uh, NOT helpless & we don't get away with so much shit....(I already used my BLOCK button "twice" today). Ahhhhhhh!!!!!

🤗 cyber hugs!

Love,

Eva

click to expand

Lmao! 😆

Posted by Tom_Sawyer

Posted by Cancan26
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?

Mine(from people I know in real life)

Aries

Stereotype

... I'm a badass bro

IRL

*huddled in blankets watching my little pony* ...I'm a badass bro

Taurus

Stereotype

*portrayed as calm

IRL

*can be savage as fuck*

Gemini

Stereotype

*liar*

IRL

*it takes NOTHING to sway them* -_- Gemini: we hold these truth to be self evident...

Random person: no we don't

Gemini: Well shit I guess we don't

Cancer

Stereotype

*portrayed as innocent *

IRL

*stuffs bodies under bed* thats me suuupppper innocent

Leo

Sterotype

*portrayed as confident *

IRL

Has so many dark insecurities.. (Don't.. I love you guys)

Libra

Stereotype

Polite, meek

IRL

Has such a ruthless business sense that it would give a cappie a hard on

Virgo

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpful*

IRL

Will smile politely as you make a moron out of your self

Scorpio

Stereotype

*Portrayed as a sex god*

IRL

Watching the notebook for the 15324 time trying not to actively sobbed

Saggie

*portrayed as always looking for the next adventure*

IRL

Strangely sentimental about places they have been, things they have done, and people they know

Capricorn

Stereotype

*portrayed as ruthless*

IRL

Is a smol bean... I know, I know I couldn't believe it either...

Aqua

Stereotype

*portrayed as detached*

IRL

Can be more senstive than a cancer on her period with chaffed nips.... 😄 (I like it)

Pisces

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpless*

IRL

Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer

😆 😆 😆

Aries - can't solve the simplest thing with logic, exploads when you tell em how to fix it.

Taurus - women = "grounded", men = nice, till you give them alcohol and they remember what problems they have in life.

Gemini - good way to keep then silent is a Mike Tyson special in the face.

Cancer - most of the time got no free will.

Take em, fuck em and throw them out.

Leo - if you're gifted, verbally that is, you can drive a Leo to suicide like no probs.

Libra - the scale keep's turning be because the brain ain't working.

Virgo - evil motherfuckers.

Scorpio - too much of a pussy to get involved themself.

Likes to play games till you send em to the hospital.

Sag - a person of honesty!

Will beat the SO if they get in the way.

Capricorn - will sell you if the price is right.

Aqua - no comments.

Pisces - won't respect you if doesn't fear you.

Beat up a few times, see the fish mold itself to whatever you want it to be.

click to expand

This is so on point lmao!

I've been told I'm a bad ass in real life but I do have a sensitive emotional side as well. Only my close ppl know that about me

Posted by Algol-Rising
Shut up! You're interrupting me changing my mind about a deeply held belief!

😆 I sowy... I'll be quiet lmao

Posted by SofiaV87
I've been told I'm a bad ass in real life but I do have a sensitive emotional side as well. Only my close ppl know that about me

Lmao aries are total sweethearts 😄

Posted by MagicMona
i am a sex god. never forget that, bish

I'll try not to big daddy

Posted by Moonbutter
Astrology is kinda like baking cookies... you change one major ingredient like from chocolate chips to raisin and you have a different cookie.

Awesome way of putting it ?

Posted by starwars
cancers arent crybabies

they're actually very outgoing and witty

Aaaaayyyyeeee!!!!

Posted by juliettee
what you described is both true. the first is first impression and the other is when you get to know them better. everyone here knows who won the most likely to kill someone! 😄

😆 lmao #imnotakillabutdontpushme

Calm...then savage as a treetrunk!

Posted by Cancan26
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?

Mine(from people I know in real life)

Aries

Stereotype

... I'm a badass bro

IRL

*huddled in blankets watching my little pony* ...I'm a badass bro

Taurus

Stereotype

*portrayed as calm

IRL

*can be savage as fuck*

Gemini

Stereotype

*liar*

IRL

*it takes NOTHING to sway them* -_- Gemini: we hold these truth to be self evident...

Random person: no we don't

Gemini: Well shit I guess we don't

Cancer

Stereotype

*portrayed as innocent *

IRL

*stuffs bodies under bed* thats me suuupppper innocent

Leo

Sterotype

*portrayed as confident *

IRL

Has so many dark insecurities.. (Don't.. I love you guys)

Libra

Stereotype

Polite, meek

IRL

Has such a ruthless business sense that it would give a cappie a hard on

Virgo

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpful*

IRL

Will smile politely as you make a moron out of your self

Scorpio

Stereotype

*Portrayed as a sex god*

IRL

Watching the notebook for the 15324 time trying not to actively sobbed

Saggie

*portrayed as always looking for the next adventure*

IRL

Strangely sentimental about places they have been, things they have done, and people they know

Capricorn

Stereotype

*portrayed as ruthless*

IRL

Is a smol bean... I know, I know I couldn't believe it either...

Aqua

Stereotype

*portrayed as detached*

IRL

Can be more senstive than a cancer on her period with chaffed nips.... 😄 (I like it)

Pisces

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpless*

IRL

Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer

😆 😆 😆 don't take this descriptions seriously(its my own goofball humor). Except Leo... You do... Take my post about you guys... Serious

Hahaha this was good! ?

Posted by jane84

Posted by Cancan26
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?

Mine(from people I know in real life)

Aries

Stereotype

... I'm a badass bro

IRL

*huddled in blankets watching my little pony* ...I'm a badass bro

Taurus

Stereotype

*portrayed as calm

IRL

*can be savage as fuck*

Gemini

Stereotype

*liar*

IRL

*it takes NOTHING to sway them* -_- Gemini: we hold these truth to be self evident...

Random person: no we don't

Gemini: Well shit I guess we don't

Cancer

Stereotype

*portrayed as innocent *

IRL

*stuffs bodies under bed* thats me suuupppper innocent

Leo

Sterotype

*portrayed as confident *

IRL

Has so many dark insecurities.. (Don't.. I love you guys)

Libra

Stereotype

Polite, meek

IRL

Has such a ruthless business sense that it would give a cappie a hard on

Virgo

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpful*

IRL

Will smile politely as you make a moron out of your self

Scorpio

Stereotype

*Portrayed as a sex god*

IRL

Watching the notebook for the 15324 time trying not to actively sobbed

Saggie

*portrayed as always looking for the next adventure*

IRL

Strangely sentimental about places they have been, things they have done, and people they know

Capricorn

Stereotype

*portrayed as ruthless*

IRL

Is a smol bean... I know, I know I couldn't believe it either...

Aqua

Stereotype

*portrayed as detached*

IRL

Can be more senstive than a cancer on her period with chaffed nips.... 😄 (I like it)

Pisces

Stereotype

*portrayed as helpless*

IRL

Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer

😆 😆 😆 don't take this descriptions seriously(its my own goofball humor). Except Leo... You do... Take my post about you guys... Serious

Hahaha this was good! ?

click to expand

😆 thanks!