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Posted by Berzerker

4# pisces are dead weight

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Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by Berzerker

4# pisces are dead weight

LMAO ...so true it hurts

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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius

Man never thought I’d be reading this about the Pisces game host.

Has he comented here?

xD Im the pisces game host u son of a bitch

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This simply had to be saved for posterity!

😂

Posted by Romz-



This 👏 is 👏 what 👏 you 👏 do 👏!

Posted by Gemitatti

Posted by xXxBitcheroniiiXxX

So basically what you're saying is they're God's because of their white privilege?

Do you really think he is saying anything? Lmao

Man travels the world posting in Dxp and other forums 24/7! Do you think he SEES anything? He gets this shit FROM internet! 🤦‍♀️

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uarians will be alone forever, but I truly think its the virgos.

Everyone is deeply flawed. That includes you.

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Damnata

Anyway, I'd love to join the pity woe is me fest but I'm not a water sign.



Either way, what I said stands. If you ever feel like really reading into the Virgo psyche and not just engaging in an emotional circle jerk..I'll be around.



People shouldn't date Virgos anyway. It's hard to be in the presence of greatness so I understand how it pokes at insecurities. You are forgiven, my children.

😉

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Yup, even though it's very normal for Capricorn man to be cheated on. So, i know the next girl would cheats on me too, but for now, I must leave.

For most cap men I know, they were the ones who cheated.

Loooll in what world? Capricorn men get cheated on by all Zodiac sign women except Pisces

In every world except yours, apparently

There is no Zodiac sign man get cheated on more often than Capricorn men.

I know one cap who was cheated on by his leo, but that’s it

See? I am right.

One does not equal a pattern

In general Aries women are ugly, in general Capricorn men always get cheated on by all zodiac sign women except Pisces.

Exceptions always happens, granted.

But thats not equal of the universal truth Astrology can offer if you dare enough to research it by yourself without being biased.



Capricorn man

Pisces Female 1102

Capricorn Female 1038

Libra Female 1017

Cancer Female 1015

Aries Female 1001

Gemini Female 987

Leo Female 987

Virgo Female 985

Sagittarius Female 982

Scorpio Female 973

Aquarius Female 964

Taurus Female 959

https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/astrology/-statistically-most-lasting-attraction-between-signs-i-totally-agree--8229514/

Have you noticed that you're the only person in this thread who breaks the social contract by posting their own damn posts?

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Posted by GC07

Posted by tiziani

Chicks with dicks.

So libra males?? 😛

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Posted by MoneyTreats

Posted by GC07

The girl and the guy are both DXPers.

I thought it was super urgent like real life

But now that you gave us this little detail I now know it is more urgent than life itself

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Posted by LadyNeptune

Should rename this thread to kittens online diary

Posted by nanobot

Take your law degree that you won as a prize in a box of frosted flakes and your "logic" and your "evidence" and shove it up your stupid ass, you pathetic fuck

Posted by LadyNeptune

Should rename this thread to kittens online diary

Posted by brianafay

People like DXP for the same reasons they like dive bars

Humble

Cheap

A little sketchy

Posted by Metatron

If there’s a hell, dxp is the prequel

there is no church, there is no steeple

just a scene where lonely people

recycle memes, repeat their themes,

and build cathedrals to their ego,

…like every thread conceived by Neno.

So click a race thread, board the trainwreck

at the entrance, leave your brain checked.

Hear the sirens of our shores,

singing songs to passing seaships.

Its been so long since some have seen dick,

that they’re as salty as sardine tins.

View the food pics used to groom chicks

for some PM predation.

dudes lubin’ up that inbox,

for the deep penetration.

See grandpas heckled for their sandals,

hand all their shekels to the vandals.

Every day you’ll catch a handful,

of messy spectacles and scandals,

like Jed’s age when he met Heavy,

and his testicles were handled.

So many filters on the selfies,

its hard to gauge just who is prettiest.

But nothing stops the front page traffic,

like when saggurl posts her tiddy pics.

Sockpuppets, catfish, rants from racist crazies,

death threats and porn gifs, betwixt pics of newborn babies

...even members who have sex tapes, circulating lately.

P-Angel passes popcorn, smiling up at us from Hades.

Posted by CancerAquaSagg

Run, block him. He will never completely want you. Only competition makes him chase you.

Posted by TheRabbit

Get drunk and bang a Gemini chick.

Posted by Ararule

Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll

The term fertilisation means when a male and female gamete forms together to create a zygote. In context of human biology the female gamete is the oocyte (which is an egg cell formed in the ovary) and the male gamete is the sperm. The zygote is a mixture of the two. The zygote is not considered just an egg with sperm inside anymore than a sperm living in an egg. It’s something on its own now.

using big words ain't going to impress me. Can you make sense. Look sperm is a small cell that is in semen. It can't bleed. You can't see it. Millions of it are produced. The egg there is only one or two. The numbers of egg determine how many babies a women will produce. There only a large numbers of eggs. Sperm one ejaculation equals how many millions. Look the egg is the meat and sperm is the recipe. There is only a numbers of meat. While the seasoning there are many but it not the meal.

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Posted by saggurl88

Sometimes I watch Virgo videos on Youtube and they are so long, sometime 2 hours and they are frequent, uploaded once, twice or three times on a weekly basis, and all I think about while watching, is "I wonder who they are ignoring" 😆

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Posted by nikkistar

I would say @Neno2, but I honestly think he is harmless. Besides, you can't stare people into dying.

I am too attractive to be a serial killer👍

Besides, the majority of dxp girls like me,including you,so not creepy too

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Posted by TheRabbit

We take things like squirrels for granted. The way we're Ike Turner-ing this planet, they might not be around in the future. It's just needless death.

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Posted by thekiss

i don't see windbreaker on anyone's list



Just thought I add a little something extra to this. I also don't see no lady on here that has a thing for men who plays a guitar. That turns me completely on to see a woman playing a guitar or just holding one. She doesn't even have to know how to play it.



Your non negotiable for a woman is ‘able to hold a guitar?’

Posted by iamnotahumanbeing

Why would anyone want a Pisces? They're disloyal. They have absolutely no honor to hold to their name. They have not a single ounce of a backbone to them. They look to others for their protectors because they can't even defend themselves when the shit hits the fan. They're fucking cowards. And are known liars. They lie. And they do cheat but decide to play the innocent card when their backs are against the wall but if you're someone like me, you can clearly and so very easily see past the facade. They try to manipulate but aren't that very good at it. They try to feed you bullshit with their attempts to get under your good graces. Like for instance, they'll tell you something like how you can trust them, they care for you and you are their friend and all that other bullshit but will stab you in the fucking back to the very next person without thinking twice about it. They're users. Deceivers. Conniving. Cunning. And I don't trust them. I don't trust any of them, in fact, because they're all the same. And they easily cry too (over petty shit) which makes them easily weak in my eyes. They're the worst of all four of the mutable signs. Fake as Santa Clause, a unicorn, the tooth fairy and the motherfucking pink Easter bunny. Fuck 'em all. Try a Scorpio woman if you want a real one. Scorpios are consistent. Scorpios never switch or choose up. You can always count on a Scorpio to be their by your side for the good, the bad and ugliest of times. They're the truest sign of loyalty in every sense of the word. Which is why they have mine. Personally, I don't see how Pisces is said to be a good fit for a Scorpio when they represent just about everything a Scorpio hates deep down inside. I don't know. It must be a water thing.

Posted by besarlalluvia

They must both be laughing at you in one hotel room rn. Idk how u haven't burnt his car already

Posted by seraph

Black men are choosing white women across the board... have you seen the numbers? We have... we have all these numbers. We can’t deny it. Black women have failed black men, especially black mothers with their boys... it’s outrageous, have you seen the Iranians? Have you seen what Iran is doing? I mean, if we look at oil prices... those black mothers... I gotta tell ya... hey we’ve got all the numbers, I’ve seen them. You know something, they’re probably Democrats, this is what my people are telling me, they’re probably Democrats... Look, this economy is the strongest it’s ever been, really ever, have we got... I think we have our biggest economists endorsing this, huge economists... I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure we have that.

Posted by Metatron

Narcissism is definied differently now with the advent of internet culture, youtubers, etc....the primary symptom is that the person has to be your ex who you're still pissed at....

Posted by dilettante

lol @ all these sag energy ppl posting about being generous... ya but w/ WHOSE $ $ $ ? hmmm—

Posted by bumboklatt

Im aquarius with 5th house (leos house) and pisces sometimes kinda irritate me. It's like hearing a screaming baby in a plane.

Its like the wrong kind of attention seeking and tries way too hard to act masculine cringeworthy whereas leo energy is just arrogant by existance not by effort so its kinda offensive

They can be cool and helpful too but it takes a lot of work to handle the modd swings. Its basically like handling a woman but its a dude

So its a lose lose lol

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Posted by Arielle83

Go sell bitter somewhere else.

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Posted by virgoOPPP

sexiest energy i've ever encountered was this guy back in uni

first time i saw him, he was playing pool... wasn't saying anything, just this quiet, solid, manly presence (maybe he's an aries moon idk).. by looks, you'd think he's normal, not even very tall but there's just this energy about him.....

and the girl who introduced me to him was an acquaintance of mine (and his GF) 😭😭

i still don't know what his sign is 😭😭

Big dick energy.

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Posted by Lynx

Posted by Lynx

Going to try again. I got Pisces.

@smol does this mean I need to date a Cap man? 😆

Honestly, You are too beautiful to be a Pisces.

So please just act like a beautiful Air sign woman and cheats on Cap man if you ever dated one.

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Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Not that I'm in search for a match. I'm just kinda going with the flow to keep this trend going.

I need to know who the best 3 candidates for gemini males.

And think real hard on this one before posting because Geminis are special people in comparison to the others.

Sag - gift of the gab and easy going in the face of Geminis other side. Plus both either share a sense of learning, self improvement or adventure.

Aquarius I've seen before and it seems to work if one is the leader or adult. Both want the best for each other and are quirky experimentalists.

Not sure on third, but possibly leo, Taurus or cancer.

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