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4# pisces are dead weight
LMAO ...so true it hurts
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at least some of them have the decency to off themselves later in life
"Lawrence Oates (MAR 17) famously sacrificed himself by walking out alone into a snowstorm to avoid slowing his companions' progress."
that's how they become martyrs
they KNOW
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Posted by NotYourAverageAquarius
Man never thought I’d be reading this about the Pisces game host.
Has he comented here?
xD Im the pisces game host u son of a bitch
click to expandThis simply had to be saved for posterity!
😂
This 👏 is 👏 what 👏 you 👏 do 👏!
So basically what you're saying is they're God's because of their white privilege?
Do you really think he is saying anything? Lmao
Man travels the world posting in Dxp and other forums 24/7! Do you think he SEES anything? He gets this shit FROM internet! 🤦♀️
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uarians will be alone forever, but I truly think its the virgos.
Everyone is deeply flawed. That includes you.
Anyway, I'd love to join the pity woe is me fest but I'm not a water sign.
Either way, what I said stands. If you ever feel like really reading into the Virgo psyche and not just engaging in an emotional circle jerk..I'll be around.
People shouldn't date Virgos anyway. It's hard to be in the presence of greatness so I understand how it pokes at insecurities. You are forgiven, my children.
😉
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Yup, even though it's very normal for Capricorn man to be cheated on. So, i know the next girl would cheats on me too, but for now, I must leave.
For most cap men I know, they were the ones who cheated.
Loooll in what world? Capricorn men get cheated on by all Zodiac sign women except Pisces
In every world except yours, apparently
There is no Zodiac sign man get cheated on more often than Capricorn men.
I know one cap who was cheated on by his leo, but that’s it
See? I am right.
One does not equal a pattern
In general Aries women are ugly, in general Capricorn men always get cheated on by all zodiac sign women except Pisces.
Exceptions always happens, granted.
But thats not equal of the universal truth Astrology can offer if you dare enough to research it by yourself without being biased.
Capricorn man
Pisces Female 1102
Capricorn Female 1038
Libra Female 1017
Cancer Female 1015
Aries Female 1001
Gemini Female 987
Leo Female 987
Virgo Female 985
Sagittarius Female 982
Scorpio Female 973
Aquarius Female 964
Taurus Female 959
Have you noticed that you're the only person in this thread who breaks the social contract by posting their own damn posts?
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He is not the only one! He is just most boring and repetitive.
However Dxp is so kind that everybody gets attention. Even this stupid annoying freak...
Dxp rocks!
No discrimination zone!!! 👻📣👌
Sorry. Didn’t realize it’s best post thread. 🙈😱
@Weeds on Virgo men with Leo moon
"They are as fun as a witches dry cunt.
Far better are leos with virgo placements"
😆
Chicks with dicks.
So libra males?? 😛
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"Honestly I just log on to DXP to see if some members had passed away in their sleep" - MoneyTreats
The girl and the guy are both DXPers.
I thought it was super urgent like real life
But now that you gave us this little detail I now know it is more urgent than life itself
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Lmao
TheRabbit (on Scorpio moons)
"He already has a shallow grave dug in his backyard for you"
Lol
Should rename this thread to kittens online diary
Should rename this thread to kittens online diary
Yes, incredibly self indulgent
Take your law degree that you won as a prize in a box of frosted flakes and your "logic" and your "evidence" and shove it up your stupid ass, you pathetic fuck
Should rename this thread to kittens online diary
Or lock it and start the one with Kitten being banned from posting in it.
He is so retarded that firebunny and Ands seem...’normal’...
Have I said that?
🤦♀️
People like DXP for the same reasons they like dive bars
Humble
Cheap
A little sketchy
If there’s a hell, dxp is the prequel
there is no church, there is no steeple
just a scene where lonely people
recycle memes, repeat their themes,
and build cathedrals to their ego,
…like every thread conceived by Neno.
So click a race thread, board the trainwreck
at the entrance, leave your brain checked.
Hear the sirens of our shores,
singing songs to passing seaships.
Its been so long since some have seen dick,
that they’re as salty as sardine tins.
View the food pics used to groom chicks
for some PM predation.
dudes lubin’ up that inbox,
for the deep penetration.
See grandpas heckled for their sandals,
hand all their shekels to the vandals.
Every day you’ll catch a handful,
of messy spectacles and scandals,
like Jed’s age when he met Heavy,
and his testicles were handled.
So many filters on the selfies,
its hard to gauge just who is prettiest.
But nothing stops the front page traffic,
like when saggurl posts her tiddy pics.
Sockpuppets, catfish, rants from racist crazies,
death threats and porn gifs, betwixt pics of newborn babies
...even members who have sex tapes, circulating lately.
P-Angel passes popcorn, smiling up at us from Hades.
@Brillo_Pad
*I was Bruce_Campbell for a while and Harrison_Ford*.
Past life memories
😄
Run, block him. He will never completely want you. Only competition makes him chase you.
Get drunk and bang a Gemini chick.
Posted by Aliensusedourbogroll
The term fertilisation means when a male and female gamete forms together to create a zygote. In context of human biology the female gamete is the oocyte (which is an egg cell formed in the ovary) and the male gamete is the sperm. The zygote is a mixture of the two. The zygote is not considered just an egg with sperm inside anymore than a sperm living in an egg. It’s something on its own now.
using big words ain't going to impress me. Can you make sense. Look sperm is a small cell that is in semen. It can't bleed. You can't see it. Millions of it are produced. The egg there is only one or two. The numbers of egg determine how many babies a women will produce. There only a large numbers of eggs. Sperm one ejaculation equals how many millions. Look the egg is the meat and sperm is the recipe. There is only a numbers of meat. While the seasoning there are many but it not the meal.
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Sometimes I watch Virgo videos on Youtube and they are so long, sometime 2 hours and they are frequent, uploaded once, twice or three times on a weekly basis, and all I think about while watching, is "I wonder who they are ignoring" 😆
I would say @Neno2, but I honestly think he is harmless. Besides, you can't stare people into dying.
I am too attractive to be a serial killer👍
Besides, the majority of dxp girls like me,including you,so not creepy too
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We take things like squirrels for granted. The way we're Ike Turner-ing this planet, they might not be around in the future. It's just needless death.
Posted by Yodi
Everyone that said no.. needs to throw their cat away and get a dog 😂😅
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Posted by thekiss
i don't see windbreaker on anyone's list
Just thought I add a little something extra to this. I also don't see no lady on here that has a thing for men who plays a guitar. That turns me completely on to see a woman playing a guitar or just holding one. She doesn't even have to know how to play it.
Your non negotiable for a woman is ‘able to hold a guitar?’
Posted by Notmyrealname
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Posted by thekiss
i don't see windbreaker on anyone's list
Just thought I add a little something extra to this. I also don't see no lady on here that has a thing for men who plays a guitar. That turns me completely on to see a woman playing a guitar or just holding one. She doesn't even have to know how to play it.
Your non negotiable for a woman is ‘able to hold a guitar?’
Sorry I had to do it 😆
@emeraldgem
If I loved the guy I wouldn't care if I was Mrs. Fuckyomama
@MyStarsShine and @alexcaries
Haha at Braniacs
Richard Hammond would be proud ... @alexscaries...are you up for it?
Dxp celebs 🌟🌟
Call the show Brain Crumbs?
Why would anyone want a Pisces? They're disloyal. They have absolutely no honor to hold to their name. They have not a single ounce of a backbone to them. They look to others for their protectors because they can't even defend themselves when the shit hits the fan. They're fucking cowards. And are known liars. They lie. And they do cheat but decide to play the innocent card when their backs are against the wall but if you're someone like me, you can clearly and so very easily see past the facade. They try to manipulate but aren't that very good at it. They try to feed you bullshit with their attempts to get under your good graces. Like for instance, they'll tell you something like how you can trust them, they care for you and you are their friend and all that other bullshit but will stab you in the fucking back to the very next person without thinking twice about it. They're users. Deceivers. Conniving. Cunning. And I don't trust them. I don't trust any of them, in fact, because they're all the same. And they easily cry too (over petty shit) which makes them easily weak in my eyes. They're the worst of all four of the mutable signs. Fake as Santa Clause, a unicorn, the tooth fairy and the motherfucking pink Easter bunny. Fuck 'em all. Try a Scorpio woman if you want a real one. Scorpios are consistent. Scorpios never switch or choose up. You can always count on a Scorpio to be their by your side for the good, the bad and ugliest of times. They're the truest sign of loyalty in every sense of the word. Which is why they have mine. Personally, I don't see how Pisces is said to be a good fit for a Scorpio when they represent just about everything a Scorpio hates deep down inside. I don't know. It must be a water thing.
the plot thickens
They must both be laughing at you in one hotel room rn. Idk how u haven't burnt his car already
Black men are choosing white women across the board... have you seen the numbers? We have... we have all these numbers. We can’t deny it. Black women have failed black men, especially black mothers with their boys... it’s outrageous, have you seen the Iranians? Have you seen what Iran is doing? I mean, if we look at oil prices... those black mothers... I gotta tell ya... hey we’ve got all the numbers, I’ve seen them. You know something, they’re probably Democrats, this is what my people are telling me, they’re probably Democrats... Look, this economy is the strongest it’s ever been, really ever, have we got... I think we have our biggest economists endorsing this, huge economists... I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure we have that.
Narcissism is definied differently now with the advent of internet culture, youtubers, etc....the primary symptom is that the person has to be your ex who you're still pissed at....
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probably not listening
Posted by TheRabbit
I use butter.
You eat butter and you're good to go?
Is there a "I can't believe it's not viagra" butter substitute out there?
lol @ all these sag energy ppl posting about being generous... ya but w/ WHOSE $ $ $ ? hmmm—
Im aquarius with 5th house (leos house) and pisces sometimes kinda irritate me. It's like hearing a screaming baby in a plane.
Its like the wrong kind of attention seeking and tries way too hard to act masculine cringeworthy whereas leo energy is just arrogant by existance not by effort so its kinda offensive
They can be cool and helpful too but it takes a lot of work to handle the modd swings. Its basically like handling a woman but its a dude
So its a lose lose lol
Go sell bitter somewhere else.
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LOL where was this?
Posted by 777
I dont know how the other guy fights but I hope it's a stand up fight. I hate watching fights when they roll around on the ground
sexiest energy i've ever encountered was this guy back in uni
first time i saw him, he was playing pool... wasn't saying anything, just this quiet, solid, manly presence (maybe he's an aries moon idk).. by looks, you'd think he's normal, not even very tall but there's just this energy about him.....
and the girl who introduced me to him was an acquaintance of mine (and his GF) 😭😭
i still don't know what his sign is 😭😭
Big dick energy.
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Einstein speaks 😆
“that's a fact there old and still as entitled as if they were 18 or 20, so you minus well date that age. Plus young women are trainable you can't train old hoes”
Going to try again. I got Pisces.
@smol does this mean I need to date a Cap man? 😆
Honestly, You are too beautiful to be a Pisces.
So please just act like a beautiful Air sign woman and cheats on Cap man if you ever dated one.
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and people still don't get it
knock knock noggins
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Posted by SlipperySlope
Women can be so crawl.
What's crawl?
"Kinda cringy of him"
"DUDE WHATS YOUR PROBLEM"
Dudes just shy, if dudes don't fit into a women's narrow box of what's attractive then every little thing he does is seen as a slight to her.
Even though this dude is definitely being respectful of you at work. He's not tryna hit on you or anything, he ain't stalking you. but you still find the smallest shit and make a big deal about it.
It's not a big deal, be a grown ass women and get over it.
It's also not your right to be comfortable (to an extent) just because someone makes you uncomfortable because of how they are.
Not that I'm in search for a match. I'm just kinda going with the flow to keep this trend going.
I need to know who the best 3 candidates for gemini males.
And think real hard on this one before posting because Geminis are special people in comparison to the others.
Sag - gift of the gab and easy going in the face of Geminis other side. Plus both either share a sense of learning, self improvement or adventure.
Aquarius I've seen before and it seems to work if one is the leader or adult. Both want the best for each other and are quirky experimentalists.
Not sure on third, but possibly leo, Taurus or cancer.
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