@_Dazed
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Umm.. okay. Anything besides vibrators?
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And a month worth of nutrisystem food
a meeting with a financial advisor
Or a therapist
Or a life coach
A college class
Posted by Moon_RiverPosted by ArinoaquaI would probably buy kitchen knives
Was gonna suggest this actually. Or a single nicer knife.
I need a new knife block anyway.
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Wall magnet strips are better for your knives.
lots of alkalizer tonic raw cane juice, like a years worth
A bread making machine, flour and seeds, so I could isolate for the next 14 days
Posted by LadyNeptunelots of alkalizer tonic raw cane juice, like a years worth
What is that?
Half pound of pumpkin pie ganja.
Posted by dillweedi could prob use a food processor.
that would really help me out tbh
I think that is gonna be my next purchase actually.
Posted by dillweedPosted by _DazedUmm.. okay. Anything besides vibrators?
dildos?
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Double ended? We'll meet in the middle with a kiss?
Posted by _DazedPosted by LadyNeptunelots of alkalizer tonic raw cane juice, like a years worth
What is that?
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nectar of the gods
Seems like a few are thinking the same.
Would buy a decent food processor, can’t be making nut butters in a smoothie maker anymore
Posted by Moon_RiverI’m using the food processor my mom has had since I was a baby.
Impressive!
I love older machines, built to last.
Posted by Moon_RiverPosted by IsoldePosted by Moon_RiverI’m using the food processor my mom has had since I was a baby.
Impressive!
I love older machines, built to last.
Kinda... it takes like 3 times to get it to fit in the groove properly and I have to jam in a butter knife to get it to start the motor. 😂
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smh
Posted by Moon_RiverPosted by IsoldePosted by Moon_RiverI’m using the food processor my mom has had since I was a baby.
Impressive!
I love older machines, built to last.
Kinda... it takes like 3 times to get it to fit in the groove properly and I have to jam in a butter knife to get it to start the motor. 😂
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Er... looks like that $ 500 could be useful 😅
And there I was worried about burning out the motor
Posted by HypnotoadHitachi cordless drill.
Ooo..
I am actually looking for a cordless combo. Driver, Impact, and nail gun. Haven't decided on the brand yet.
$ 500 isn't going to change my life
Buy a lottery ticket!? 🤔
A few womanizers
Posted by CaploveOne of those Roomba/robot vacuums.
Fuck You
Posted by CaploveOne of those Roomba/robot vacuums.
Did anyone say adopt a pet?
Is this thread intended to get us excited for our next stimulus check?
a new vacuum would change my life
A kitty. 🐈

Posted by brianafayIs this thread intended to get us excited for our next stimulus check?
No. Just copying reddit.
Posted by HypnotoadPosted by tctapp007$ 500 isn't going to change my life
What a Taurus thing to say.
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lol well it isn't - I have more than $ 500 and can buy pretty much what the fuck I want or need so therefore the question is pretty much mute for me lol
now if we're talking 5 million that would change my life but then I'd be dreaming
Posted by HypnotoadPosted by tctapp007Posted by HypnotoadPosted by tctapp007$ 500 isn't going to change my life
What a Taurus thing to say.
lol well it isn't - I have more than $ 500 and can buy pretty much what the fuck I want or need so therefore the question is pretty much mute for me lol
now if we're talking 5 million that would change my life but then I'd be dreaming
You just keep getting more Taurus.
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Some useful course (or more) for a business or something. Knowledge is power. 😉
$ 500 won't change my life. I can go down a list of shit I've bought within the last 6 months that was over $ 500.
Some things listed here by others are way below $ 500.
I can't buy new tires for my cars at $ 500. Mulitply that X's 3 for one car.
Getting 3 of 6 wisdom tooth pulled with elective full anesthesia cost $ 1500 after very good dental insurance. Gotta nother 3 to pull cause dentist disagreed with the oral surgeon that all 6 wisdom teeth need to go.
A tune up on one car is $ 700. I bought to cars in the same year and maintenance is at damned near the same time.
Hubby did a brake job in one car at $ 700 cost whereas the professionals were going to charge $ 1,100.
I could go on....
My daughter's virtual books for one semester costs $ 500.
Why does this topic anger me, LOL.
25 bjs from your mom
A colt 45 and 1 bullet.
Should’ve bought one of the Bad Bunny concert tickets for like $ 350. Resale value is over 1500 right now maaannnnn
Posted by _elle_Not life changing but if you would have put $ 500 in dogecoin when @hydorah said you were stupid for doing so....you'd have over $ 3200 today.

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What is something you can buy for less than $ 500 that will change your life?