Do you have to work with Control Freaks?

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Seriously, has anyone ever had to work with Control Freaks before?

Dear God, I have a story to tell.

So this morning, I threw a plastic bottle into the trash can.

This old Libra cat lady (easily in her 60s, and divorced/childless) comes out of nowhere, and opens the trash can lid.

She then digs through the garbage, and pulls my bottle out of the trash. She then proceeds to tell me that she recycles.

I am like, WTF? You abandoned your hot breakfast and coffee to sift through the trashcan for my garbage?

Some serious control freak issues going on there, and I was like, no fucking wonder you are divorced, lady.
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Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Greetings, psychopath.

To answer your question....

No, but I don't understand this behavior at all.

How can someone be so controlling as to attempt to dictate where my trash goes?


What do you have against recycling?

Did you get up and put it back in the garbage?
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No, I kept my distance.

I figured she might break out a switchblade or a hand grenade if I put it back into the trashcan.
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Posted by -Damous

To be honest have you ever thought about the whole “control freak” thing and wondered why you can’t handle if a woman doesn’t act X way?


Hey soyboy, since when does a man need to do as a woman says?

I raised the point on this forum for a reason.

....And that reason is to question why a woman would act in such a supremely unattractive way.

Garbage goes into garbage can.

Garbage does not get pulled out of garbage can with bare hands after it is placed there.

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Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

To be honest have you ever thought about the whole “control freak” thing and wondered why you can’t handle if a woman doesn’t act X way?


Hey soyboy, since when does a man need to do as a woman says?

I raised the point on this forum for a reason.

....And that reason is to question why a woman would act in such a supremely unattractive way.

Garbage goes into garbage can.

Garbage does not get pulled out of garbage can with bare hands after it is placed there.




You are SUPER fragile, yet calling me a soyboy. That's downright hilarious. You're such a bitchmade motherfucker xD
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Funny, your mother told me the exact opposite last night.

....and twice this morning.
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

To be honest have you ever thought about the whole “control freak” thing and wondered why you can’t handle if a woman doesn’t act X way?


Hey soyboy, since when does a man need to do as a woman says?

I raised the point on this forum for a reason.

....And that reason is to question why a woman would act in such a supremely unattractive way.

Garbage goes into garbage can.

Garbage does not get pulled out of garbage can with bare hands after it is placed there.




You are SUPER fragile, yet calling me a soyboy. That's downright hilarious. You're such a bitchmade motherfucker xD


Funny, your mother told me the exact opposite last night.

....and twice this morning.
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Why did you ex fiance break off the engagement?
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Posted by Neshama

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

To be honest have you ever thought about the whole “control freak” thing and wondered why you can’t handle if a woman doesn’t act X way?


Hey soyboy, since when does a man need to do as a woman says?

I raised the point on this forum for a reason.

....And that reason is to question why a woman would act in such a supremely unattractive way.

Garbage goes into garbage can.

Garbage does not get pulled out of garbage can with bare hands after it is placed there.




You don't need to do what a woman says.

But women are like horses. When we think YOU are the better leader we follow you. If we think hey this guy makes unwise decisions ....we question things.

Are you the better leader? I don't mean men in general ..i mean YOU specifically.
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Well, I have accomplished a few things with my time.

....And I know how to practice self-control in the face of a control freak, so there's that.
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Posted by Effortless

I raised the point on this forum for a reason.

....And that reason is to question why a woman would act in such a supremely unattractive way.




So if she didn't recycle would you have found her, quote, supremely attractive?

I bet if we looked at your porn hub history you like to watch old grannies getting fucked.
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No, I have no interest in watching old bags like you have sex.

Gross.
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Posted by -Damous

OHHHHH NO!

SHE. SHE. SHE. TOUCHED MY TRASH!

MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APARTTTTTTTTT


Have you always been a fag, or is this a recent development?


Always been, duh. I could be everything you think is bad or embarrassing and I'd STILL get more respect than you. How rough for you.

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Respect at DXPnet is about as valuable as winning "employee of the month" as a manure salesman.

Since when is your stupid shit of any value?

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Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

OHHHHH NO!

SHE. SHE. SHE. TOUCHED MY TRASH!

MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APARTTTTTTTTT


Have you always been a fag, or is this a recent development?


Always been, duh. I could be everything you think is bad or embarrassing and I'd STILL get more respect than you. How rough for you.




Respect at DXPnet is about as valuable as winning "employee of the month" as a manure salesman.



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Is that why you need to share your life stories here?
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Posted by JustBrowsing

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

To be honest have you ever thought about the whole “control freak” thing and wondered why you can’t handle if a woman doesn’t act X way?


Hey soyboy, since when does a man need to do as a woman says?

I raised the point on this forum for a reason.

....And that reason is to question why a woman would act in such a supremely unattractive way.

Garbage goes into garbage can.

Garbage does not get pulled out of garbage can with bare hands after it is placed there.




You are SUPER fragile, yet calling me a soyboy. That's downright hilarious. You're such a bitchmade motherfucker xD


Funny, your mother told me the exact opposite last night.

....and twice this morning.


Why did you ex fiance break off the engagement?


I think I know why...

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Do you always slap men on the ass like this queer, or is this a new thing for you?
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by JustBrowsing

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

To be honest have you ever thought about the whole “control freak” thing and wondered why you can’t handle if a woman doesn’t act X way?


Hey soyboy, since when does a man need to do as a woman says?

I raised the point on this forum for a reason.

....And that reason is to question why a woman would act in such a supremely unattractive way.

Garbage goes into garbage can.

Garbage does not get pulled out of garbage can with bare hands after it is placed there.




You are SUPER fragile, yet calling me a soyboy. That's downright hilarious. You're such a bitchmade motherfucker xD


Funny, your mother told me the exact opposite last night.

....and twice this morning.


Why did you ex fiance break off the engagement?


I think I know why...

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Do you always slap men on the ass like this queer, or is this a new thing for you?
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Does your ex fiance recycle?
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

OHHHHH NO!

SHE. SHE. SHE. TOUCHED MY TRASH!

MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APARTTTTTTTTT


Have you always been a fag, or is this a recent development?


Always been, duh. I could be everything you think is bad or embarrassing and I'd STILL get more respect than you. How rough for you.




Respect at DXPnet is about as valuable as winning "employee of the month" as a manure salesman.






Is that why you need to share your life stories here?


Actually, I was questioning why a woman would do something so annoying.

....And you fags got in line to personally attack me.

Like I said before, your gay sex shit isn't my thing.

You queers can keep it to yourselves.
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Does your ex fiance like gay sex?
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Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

OHHHHH NO!

SHE. SHE. SHE. TOUCHED MY TRASH!

MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APARTTTTTTTTT


Have you always been a fag, or is this a recent development?


Always been, duh. I could be everything you think is bad or embarrassing and I'd STILL get more respect than you. How rough for you.




Respect at DXPnet is about as valuable as winning "employee of the month" as a manure salesman.






Is that why you need to share your life stories here?


Actually, I was questioning why a woman would do something so annoying.

....And you fags got in line to personally attack me.

Like I said before, your gay sex shit isn't my thing.

You queers can keep it to yourselves.


Does your ex fiance like gay sex?
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Like I said, keep the gay sex shit to yourself, dude.

Not interested.
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

OHHHHH NO!

SHE. SHE. SHE. TOUCHED MY TRASH!

MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APARTTTTTTTTT


Have you always been a fag, or is this a recent development?


Always been, duh. I could be everything you think is bad or embarrassing and I'd STILL get more respect than you. How rough for you.




Respect at DXPnet is about as valuable as winning "employee of the month" as a manure salesman.






Is that why you need to share your life stories here?


Actually, I was questioning why a woman would do something so annoying.

....And you fags got in line to personally attack me.

Like I said before, your gay sex shit isn't my thing.

You queers can keep it to yourselves.


Does your ex fiance like gay sex?


Like I said, keep the gay sex shit to yourself, dude.

Not interested.
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I'm asking about your ex fiance.. not you.

Can I get her number?
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Posted by -Damous

Effortless is secretly gay. He just doesn't know how to cope with it. Dude, it's cool. We don't care. Just quit hiding it under woman hatred. Any time you wanna attack someone else you're just thinking about dicks. We know where your head is at.


Given the way you are chasing after me, it's clear you are the queer here.

No need to project your feelings toward me.

If you want to get down with the gay sex shit, your butt-buddy Dazed is open to it.
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Posted by Neshama

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

OHHHHH NO!

SHE. SHE. SHE. TOUCHED MY TRASH!

MY WHOLE WORLD IS FALLING APARTTTTTTTTT


Have you always been a fag, or is this a recent development?


Always been, duh. I could be everything you think is bad or embarrassing and I'd STILL get more respect than you. How rough for you.




Respect at DXPnet is about as valuable as winning "employee of the month" as a manure salesman.






Is that why you need to share your life stories here?


Actually, I was questioning why a woman would do something so annoying.

....And you fags got in line to personally attack me.

Like I said before, your gay sex shit isn't my thing.

You queers can keep it to yourselves.


WHAT?
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That comment is directed at the two or three gay men who are here simply to project their homosexual fantasies at me.

It was not directed at you, dear lady.
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Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Effortless is secretly gay. He just doesn't know how to cope with it. Dude, it's cool. We don't care. Just quit hiding it under woman hatred. Any time you wanna attack someone else you're just thinking about dicks. We know where your head is at.


Given the way you are chasing after me, it's clear you are the queer here.

No need to project your feelings toward me.

If you want to get down with the gay sex shit, your butt-buddy Dazed is open to it.


More of it pouring from your mouth. Tough life for you.
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You would know before I would.
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by Effortless

I raised the point on this forum for a reason.

....And that reason is to question why a woman would act in such a supremely unattractive way.




So if she didn't recycle would you have found her, quote, supremely attractive?

I bet if we looked at your porn hub history you like to watch old grannies getting fucked.


No, I have no interest in watching old bags like you have sex.

Gross.
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So then why remark on her attractiveness then...hmmm.

Methinks you protest too much
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

How many times can we get him to say "gay sex" in this thread?

anyone want to wager?


You live it, pal, I am just calling you out for it.


Calling someone or something out would imply that someone is ashamed of it or it's something to be embarrassed about. I know your small brain doesn't get this, but that's how it works
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...And yet here you are chasing after me on a forum like a rabid dog.

I already told you to take your gay sex shit up with Dazed.

Not interested, and never will be.
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

How many times can we get him to say "gay sex" in this thread?

anyone want to wager?


You live it, pal, I am just calling you out for it.


Calling someone or something out would imply that someone is ashamed of it or it's something to be embarrassed about. I know your small brain doesn't get this, but that's how it works


...And yet here you are chasing after me on a forum like a rabid dog.

I already told you to take your gay sex shit up with Dazed.

Not interested, and never will be.
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Does your ex fiance like gay sex?
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Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

How many times can we get him to say "gay sex" in this thread?

anyone want to wager?


You live it, pal, I am just calling you out for it.


Calling someone or something out would imply that someone is ashamed of it or it's something to be embarrassed about. I know your small brain doesn't get this, but that's how it works


...And yet here you are chasing after me on a forum like a rabid dog.

I already told you to take your gay sex shit up with Dazed.

Not interested, and never will be.


Does your ex fiance like gay sex?
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No, but evidently you and Damous have that in common.

Why don't you two get a room already.
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Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

How many times can we get him to say "gay sex" in this thread?

anyone want to wager?


You live it, pal, I am just calling you out for it.


Calling someone or something out would imply that someone is ashamed of it or it's something to be embarrassed about. I know your small brain doesn't get this, but that's how it works


...And yet here you are chasing after me on a forum like a rabid dog.

I already told you to take your gay sex shit up with Dazed.

Not interested, and never will be.


Look, you're so fragile that you can't even handle someone educating you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaa. Ahhhhhhh man. Women must see you as a woman. I know I do. Ima stop pickin' on ol' girl now.

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Again, you have spent the past 20 minutes pursuing me like some lost dog.

I already told you I am not interested no matter how much you beg for attention.

Take your gay shit to Dazed, and get a room already.
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

How many times can we get him to say "gay sex" in this thread?

anyone want to wager?


You live it, pal, I am just calling you out for it.


Calling someone or something out would imply that someone is ashamed of it or it's something to be embarrassed about. I know your small brain doesn't get this, but that's how it works


...And yet here you are chasing after me on a forum like a rabid dog.

I already told you to take your gay sex shit up with Dazed.

Not interested, and never will be.


Does your ex fiance like gay sex?


No, but evidently you and Damous have that in common.

Why don't you two get a room already.
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Effortless, if you live in the US, do you want me to come comfort you? Buy me a ticket, I'll come hang out with you.


The Castle Law is in full effect where I live.

I wouldn't suggest you do anything so stupid.


Oooh, you're talkin' big shit now! 😄
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Like I said, I would strongly advise against something as stupid as you suggested.
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

How many times can we get him to say "gay sex" in this thread?

anyone want to wager?


You live it, pal, I am just calling you out for it.


Calling someone or something out would imply that someone is ashamed of it or it's something to be embarrassed about. I know your small brain doesn't get this, but that's how it works


...And yet here you are chasing after me on a forum like a rabid dog.

I already told you to take your gay sex shit up with Dazed.

Not interested, and never will be.


Does your ex fiance like gay sex?


No, but evidently you and Damous have that in common.

Why don't you two get a room already.


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So now you are posting GIFs of the supremely gay Peewee Herman...

.....And you are trying to convince me you and Damous are NOT gay?

Yea, sure.

....And I am an astronaut.
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Effortless, if you live in the US, do you want me to come comfort you? Buy me a ticket, I'll come hang out with you.


The Castle Law is in full effect where I live.

I wouldn't suggest you do anything so stupid.


Oooh, you're talkin' big shit now! 😄


Like I said, I would strongly advise against something as stupid as you suggested.


Buy the ticket ❤️
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No thanks.

The money would be better spent on more ammo.
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Effortless is secretly gay. He just doesn't know how to cope with it. Dude, it's cool. We don't care. Just quit hiding it under woman hatred. Any time you wanna attack someone else you're just thinking about dicks. We know where your head is at.

Actual footage of effortless's head's location

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You are actually looking pretty ugly in that GIF.

Have you always been this ugly, or is this a recent development?
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Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

Posted by Effortless

Posted by -Damous

Posted by Effortless

Posted by _Dazed

How many times can we get him to say "gay sex" in this thread?

anyone want to wager?


You live it, pal, I am just calling you out for it.


Calling someone or something out would imply that someone is ashamed of it or it's something to be embarrassed about. I know your small brain doesn't get this, but that's how it works


...And yet here you are chasing after me on a forum like a rabid dog.

I already told you to take your gay sex shit up with Dazed.

Not interested, and never will be.


Does your ex fiance like gay sex?


No, but evidently you and Damous have that in common.

Why don't you two get a room already.


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So now you are posting GIFs of the supremely gay Peewee Herman...

.....And you are trying to convince me you and Damous are NOT gay?

Yea, sure.

....And I am an astronaut.
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