DXP Members you would fuck

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by Brittnie on Saturday, September 28, 2019 and has 107 replies.

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@Brittnie
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Posted by iamnotahumanbeing
Posted by Brittnie

Go!

I got dibs on all of the Scorpios of course. And just this one Virgo. _Dazed, I believe, I am convinced, has been lying about his sun sign this entire time. I don't think him to be a Scorpio. Not without hard and solid evidence to support this claim. I think he just wants to fit in. He's probably, most likely, a Virgo or a Cancer or even a fucking Pisces. I wouldn't put it passed him.

But yeah. All of the Scorpios. They're mine. And I don't intend on sharing not a single one of them with anybody on here either. Fuck I look like?

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Ok I ain’t fightin’ no one over a man but I’ll smash and dash 😎

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@Brittnie
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Posted by Black-Mamba
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Posted by emeraldgem

Haha! And he answered so innocently too. Well you can change my head gasket anytime. 😜

eye-roll is this going to be one of those threads where people talk sexually to one another?

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No, I just figure you can do that on PMs, but I am bored, I guess continue the sexual innuendos so i can be slightly entertained

sexual innuendo on dxp is like picking from the bottom of the barrel

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I am the bottom of the barrel so anyone wanna meet me down here to keep me preoccupied and entertained is their choice

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Posted by Black-Mamba

This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.

There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.

i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one

Ewwwwwww

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Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by Haruuka
Posted by Black-Mamba

This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.

There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.

i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one

Ewwwwwww

Its true, once i was playing cards against humanity with dxp members, and this one chick came in there and said she needs to get back on DXP to find a guy to get with, that she's been with users on here...

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Brittnie
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Posted by Silverado
Posted by Brittnie
Posted by Silverado

I was just notified that I am not allowed to give names, or else... 😲🤭

***DISLIKE***

Listen lady, Lorena Bobbitt is a hero to many women out there. I don't want to be a victim... 🔪🔪🔪🔪🍆🔪🔪🔪🔪

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Aw you scared, ok, I understand. We would never want anything to happen to you so you keep that list safe.

*puts invisible cloak over the rest of this message*

You can send the list to me, I won’t tell anyone 😉😏

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Posted by Silverado
Posted by Black-Mamba

This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.

There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.

i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one

You're right, I'm ugly as all hell, thanks for reminding me! 😋

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Why do you think you're ugly ?

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@neves
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I don't trust the internet. It's a lot like those "ads vs reality" memes...

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And yeah, sure... food is still food - just close your eyes and shove it down your throat (might taste better than it looks). Sex is not that different - i suppose, but still... food poisoning or some nasty virus - should make you think twice (i wouldn't take the risk - till i see the results of all the known medical tests 🧐).

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@Brittnie
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Posted by neves

I don't trust the internet. It's a lot like those "ads vs reality" memes...

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And yeah, sure... food is still food - just close your eyes and shove it down your throat (might taste better than it looks). Sex is not that different - i suppose, but still... food poisoning or some nasty virus - should make you think twice (i wouldn't take the risk - till i see the results of all the known medical tests 🧐).

Damn you right af

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