DXP Members you would fuck

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@Brittnie
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Posted by iamnotahumanbeing

Posted by Brittnie

Go!

I got dibs on all of the Scorpios of course. And just this one Virgo. _Dazed, I believe, I am convinced, has been lying about his sun sign this entire time. I don't think him to be a Scorpio. Not without hard and solid evidence to support this claim. I think he just wants to fit in. He's probably, most likely, a Virgo or a Cancer or even a fucking Pisces. I wouldn't put it passed him.

But yeah. All of the Scorpios. They're mine. And I don't intend on sharing not a single one of them with anybody on here either. Fuck I look like?

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Ok I ain’t fightin’ no one over a man but I’ll smash and dash 😎

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@Brittnie
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Posted by 7s

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by 7s

There's 2 I'd smash. Would actually smash 1 out of those 2.

Who are they? Spill the beans

you first

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No you

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@Brittnie
9 Years1,000+ PostsAquarius

Whoever wanted to fuck dazed, I forget and I’m too lazy to check. Fuck him so hard he hits his head on the dashboard and knocks some sense into him LOL

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@Brittnie
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Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by ElvisStalinWoods

Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by emeraldgem

Haha! And he answered so innocently too. Well you can change my head gasket anytime. 😜

eye-roll is this going to be one of those threads where people talk sexually to one another?

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No, I just figure you can do that on PMs, but I am bored, I guess continue the sexual innuendos so i can be slightly entertained

sexual innuendo on dxp is like picking from the bottom of the barrel

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I am the bottom of the barrel so anyone wanna meet me down here to keep me preoccupied and entertained is their choice

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@Brittnie
9 Years1,000+ PostsAquarius

Posted by Silverado

Posted by emeraldgem

Haha! And he answered so innocently too. Well you can change my head gasket anytime. 😜

There's a couple of o-rings I can stretch, if you'd like! 😁

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Keep going guys, this is making me hawt

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@MyStarsShine
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by Jade_Alexander

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Jade_Alexander

Why can’t anyone wanna fuck me?!? WHY?!?

What happened to the Pisces guy?

He’s not on DXP!

Things are good...

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That's great to hear πŸ‘πŸ˜Š

Does the Aqua guy know you're seeing someone?

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@Brittnie
9 Years1,000+ PostsAquarius

Posted by Jade_Alexander

Posted by Jammerwheels

Posted by Jade_Alexander

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Jade_Alexander

Why can’t anyone wanna fuck me?!? WHY?!?

What happened to the Pisces guy?

He’s not on DXP!

Things are good...

You prefer virtual fucking? Lol

Sexting actually excited me a lot

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Yes we are Air Signs, we love that sexting 😍

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@Haruuka
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Jade_Alexander

Posted by Haruuka

Posted by Jade_Alexander

Why can’t anyone wanna fuck me?!? WHY?!?

I DOOOOO!!!!

THANK YOU!

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Welcome, anytime!

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@Haruuka
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Silverado

I was just notified that I am not allowed to give names, or else... 😲🀭

Or what!?

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@Haruuka
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Black-Mamba

This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.

There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.

i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one

Ewwwwwww

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@Brittnie
9 Years1,000+ PostsAquarius

Posted by Haruuka

Posted by Silverado

I was just notified that I am not allowed to give names, or else... 😲🀭

Or what!?

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Or nothing, he sits on the throne of lies

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@Haruuka
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by Haruuka

Posted by Silverado

I was just notified that I am not allowed to give names, or else... 😲🀭

Or what!?

Or nothing, he sits on the throne of lies

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Ah

Old men thing

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@Haruuka
8 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by Haruuka

Posted by Black-Mamba

This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.

There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.

i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one

Ewwwwwww

Its true, once i was playing cards against humanity with dxp members, and this one chick came in there and said she needs to get back on DXP to find a guy to get with, that she's been with users on here...

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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@Brittnie
9 Years1,000+ PostsAquarius

Posted by Silverado

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by Silverado

I was just notified that I am not allowed to give names, or else... 😲🀭

***DISLIKE***

Listen lady, Lorena Bobbitt is a hero to many women out there. I don't want to be a victim... πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ†πŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺπŸ”ͺ

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Aw you scared, ok, I understand. We would never want anything to happen to you so you keep that list safe.

*puts invisible cloak over the rest of this message*

You can send the list to me, I won’t tell anyone πŸ˜‰πŸ˜

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@MyStarsShine
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by Silverado

Posted by Black-Mamba

This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.

There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.

i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one

You're right, I'm ugly as all hell, thanks for reminding me! πŸ˜‹

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Why do you think you're ugly ?

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@neves
10 Years1,000+ Posts

I don't trust the internet. It's a lot like those "ads vs reality" memes...

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And yeah, sure... food is still food - just close your eyes and shove it down your throat (might taste better than it looks). Sex is not that different - i suppose, but still... food poisoning or some nasty virus - should make you think twice (i wouldn't take the risk - till i see the results of all the known medical tests 🧐).

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@Brittnie
9 Years1,000+ PostsAquarius

Posted by neves

I don't trust the internet. It's a lot like those "ads vs reality" memes...

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And yeah, sure... food is still food - just close your eyes and shove it down your throat (might taste better than it looks). Sex is not that different - i suppose, but still... food poisoning or some nasty virus - should make you think twice (i wouldn't take the risk - till i see the results of all the known medical tests 🧐).

Damn you right af

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