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I have 3 😏
Just felt like adding to the mood!! Enjoy!.😋😜😘
Aren't you the one who posted the Halsey video? I tried to do a move from that video in the kitchen this morning while my coffee was brewing and fell on my tuckus.
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Lol Yes!! 😘😜🤣
I just love that you were doing it. 🤣🤣🤣 If only there was a video. Now, I have to watch that video again.
Just felt like adding to the mood!! Enjoy!.😋😜😘
Aren't you the one who posted the Halsey video? I tried to do a move from that video in the kitchen this morning while my coffee was brewing and fell on my tuckus.
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Let me know when you try these moves!! Lol I've done quite of few of them. 🤫🤫🤫
Myself
I feel like you should let me join you in one of those sessions in the future. You know, the one time just for the one time. Or twice if you really like it and you're firery as fuck tho so I kind of think that you probably would most definitely like it. You'd like it a lot, in fact. Excuse my arrogance. I should try practicing a little more humility.
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You already missed this morning session but I could pencil you in for a later date 😉
I have 3 😏
gurl spill the beans :p
Just felt like adding to the mood!! Enjoy!.😋😜😘
Aren't you the one who posted the Halsey video? I tried to do a move from that video in the kitchen this morning while my coffee was brewing and fell on my tuckus.
Let me know when you try these moves!! Lol I've done quite of few of them. 🤫🤫🤫
lol
I haven't watched this one yet. It looks a bit more athletic.
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🤣🤣🤣 Its a bit more on the floor. It's a favorite song of mine since I was a teen. 😮😮🤸♀️💦
Its a trap......
More smashable ladies than men tho haha and thats all I have to say about that! 😋
I have 3 😏
gurl spill the beans :p
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Saggurl88 then I’d marry her
Silverado & Dreamy88 my Asian persuasion 😍
LMAOOOOOOO thats the best gif hahahah
LMAOOOOOOO thats the best gif hahahah
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She wasn't ready!!! (In my Kevin Hart voice)
I have 3 😏
gurl spill the beans :p
Saggurl88 then I’d marry her
Silverado & Dreamy88 my Asian persuasion 😍
You gonna give me some strong twinky sons out of that yummy uterus? 🥰
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My suns like: 😯😳
My Venus is like: Of course! I already have Asian names picked out from my favorite Anime’s 😍
I'm married but if a women here flirts, I'ma flirt, she'll catch feelings, but I won't. Hahaha, there's no women on here that (if single) I would smash, although there are a couple cute ones which I won't mention.
I am massively disappointed to come back and not see anyone else speaking up. *yawns*
I just don't have anything to contribute to this subject.
I'd rather watch from the sidelines.
I have 3 😏
gurl spill the beans :p
Saggurl88 then I’d marry her
Silverado & Dreamy88 my Asian persuasion 😍
You gonna give me some strong twinky sons out of that yummy uterus? 🥰
My suns like: 😯😳
My Venus is like: Of course! I already have Asian names picked out from my favorite Anime’s 😍
Aight I’m gonna have to get a whiff of that bento box so I could mark my territory
Hippity hoppity you’re now my property 🧙♂️
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My DxpDaddy, it is Final.
Done swept me off my feet and made me your bitch. The fire and water in my chart are happy and content now.
~Fin~
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
This is true but do I regret it? No
Would I do it all over again?
Probably
My ex was a Dodge Ram guy. Always had issues...come to think of it so did he.
I got a Ram and haven't had any. Had a Chevy and a Ford that I seemed to have a lot of issues with.
Chevy: 6.2l bent push rods led to head work.
Ford: 6.0l diesel injectors seemed to keep going out, never again!
Ram: 6.4l runs and pulls like a champ.
Waiting
The leo is sleeping right now
I have 3 😏
gurl spill the beans :p
Saggurl88 then I’d marry her
Silverado & Dreamy88 my Asian persuasion 😍
You gonna give me some strong twinky sons out of that yummy uterus? 🥰
My suns like: 😯😳
My Venus is like: Of course! I already have Asian names picked out from my favorite Anime’s 😍
Aight I’m gonna have to get a whiff of that bento box so I could mark my territory
Hippity hoppity you’re now my property 🧙♂️
My DxpDaddy, it is Final.
Done swept me off my feet and made me your bitch. The fire and water in my chart are happy and content now.
~Fin~
Then it’s settled. There’s one more last thing to do...
Brittnie
Will you be my....
bAbY mOmMa
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I do!!!!!
But only if I have an unlimited supply of ring pops. For when one is gone and I need another one..
There’s something else I can suck on in the mean time 😏 but I still want my ring pops.
Let the baby making COMMENCE!
🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻
I swear to GAWD if y’all turn my sexy thread into a motor-vehicle thread
✊🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼💥💥💥
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.
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Lmfao
You are a DOLL
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.
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He should of thought about it before texting like he's some kind of "too cool for school" type of dude. I'm at work, I wonder what his excuse it!
Probably soul
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2c83693f34721280945540d3b1337d1a/tenor.gif
I've seen the sky just begin to fall
And you say, "All things pass into the night"
Frank: You hear that Jeff?
Jeff: What is it?
Frank: I have no idea.
And I say, "Oh no sir, I muss say you're wrong
I muss disagree, oh no sir, I muzzz say you're wrong!"
Frank: Its getting louder.
Jeff: Should we be worried?
Frank: Just stay calm jeff.
Won't you listen to me—?
Frank: It's coming right for us!
Jeff: Is it Soul?
Frank: No I'm afraid its even worse... Its one of his dead cliche memes...
GOOD BYE HORSES!! IM FLYING OVER YOU!!!
GOOD BYE HORSES! IM FLYIN FLYIN FLYIN OVER
YOoOoOuUu
Frank: That was close. You ok jeff?
Jeff: ......
Frank: Oh god he's dead! WHY GOD, WHY—
And they all passed into the night.
The end
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.
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Literally just finished like two hrs ago lol
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.
Literally just finished like two hrs ago lol
*high five*
I didn't even want to say anything, because I'm tired of always arguing with you, but it was like...
https://media.tenor.com/images/c45fa932cdcb198ffee991815c0f3819/tenor.gif
How's that working out for you?
Hmmm...
I have so many questions
I hear @Prince_Pisces has a big stick..
So probably him. Figure out some crooked 8 figuration so we can fuck each other's butts at the same time.
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.
Literally just finished like two hrs ago lol
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Milliseconds after I cum I wipe my dick off in her hair then jump on DXP. I gotchu homie
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
Oh there you are!!! Hadn't seen you seducing these threads until tonight.. 😜😘😎
So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now
Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.
Literally just finished like two hrs ago lol
Milliseconds after I cum I wipe my dick off in her hair then jump on DXP. I gotchu homie
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No, but about 2 hrs.. like i said
A leo moon response:
Me, Myself, and I
I was literally going to put my name down
Just how blackout drunk am I in this scenario?
It’s no fun if you don’t remember it!
So some people actually get turned on by dxp members. What 😩
Yep! Some of us are mental 🥴
Haha! Only because the rest of you are too cowardly, oh I meant discrete....*eyeroll*. 😝
Hey I came out and admitted mine. Now I happily have a DxpDaddy because of it 💁🏻♀️💅🏼
🤐
Someone called all Scorpios anyway so you already taken 😂😂😂
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So some people actually get turned on by dxp members. What 😩
There are some really beautiful women on DXP.
Yeah but everyone seem mental here. That's so unappealing 🤣
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Get in touch with your mental side girl, I know you have one 😉
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
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Is the 16 pages worth reading? Anything juicy?
No. @Silverado is doing alright out of the thread though.
@Silverado 😎😎😎 TX
God Bless Texas! 🇨🇱
I heard everything is bigger in Texas.
I can tell you this much, it takes an entire day to get the hell out of this state depending on which direction you go! 😩
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You missed your cue for a big dick joke
Taurus will be sorely disappointed now 😁😂
Jesus! Are we still fucking members? 😂😂😂
@alexcaries but only after the wedding...💕🍾
I'm telling your Aries 🌝
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Maybe THAT will help me getting kink out of him? 🤔
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
What’s the character limit on a reply?
10 000 so if you need more - make following post.
This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.
There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.
i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one
You're right, I'm ugly as all hell, thanks for reminding me! 😋
Why do you think you're ugly ?
I got a massive Scorpio knows that tilts a little bit to the left. 🤣
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Some of us like a curve I mean tilt to the left...
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Who wants to bet someone is going to be “offended” if they get named?
I hope so, I love the drama
Go!
No one:
Brittnie: WHO WOULD YOU FUCK??
Lmaooo I love you gurl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hahaha
I love you too girl!
Just tryna stir the pot 😘
@alexcaries but only after the wedding...💕🍾
I'm telling your Aries 🌝
Maybe THAT will help me getting kink out of him? 🤔
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....or he may end up killing you 😲
Or not even noticing if he has 🌝 in Aqua😄
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Is the 16 pages worth reading? Anything juicy?
No. @Silverado is doing alright out of the thread though.
@Silverado 😎😎😎 TX
God Bless Texas! 🇨🇱
I heard everything is bigger in Texas.
I can tell you this much, it takes an entire day to get the hell out of this state depending on which direction you go! 😩
You missed your cue for a big dick joke
Taurus will be sorely disappointed now 😁😂
Oh I knew what he meant, I just didn't want to be too vulgar. 😊
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I was hoping for a double entendre 🤪
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns
Who wants to bet someone is going to be “offended” if they get named?
I hope so, I love the drama
I’d smash @brittnie 😋
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YAY 😆
@alexcaries but only after the wedding...💕🍾
I'm telling your Aries 🌝
Maybe THAT will help me getting kink out of him? 🤔
....or he may end up killing you 😲
Or not even noticing if he has 🌝 in Aqua😄
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Yeah...you think? I’ve seen the beast unleashed for a moment...it wasn’t scary but maybe I AM a freak? 🤔
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