DXP Members you would fuck (Page 2)

Posted by Silverado

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Silverado

Posted by Black-Mamba

This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.

There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.

i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one

You're right, I'm ugly as all hell, thanks for reminding me! 😋

Why do you think you're ugly ?

I got a massive Scorpio knows that tilts a little bit to the left. 🤣

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So does Dustin Hoffman, Adrien Brody and others and women find them attractive

Don't be so hard on yourself...

I have 3 😏

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by WateryGem

Just felt like adding to the mood!! Enjoy!.😋😜😘

Aren't you the one who posted the Halsey video? I tried to do a move from that video in the kitchen this morning while my coffee was brewing and fell on my tuckus.

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Lol Yes!! 😘😜🤣

I just love that you were doing it. 🤣🤣🤣 If only there was a video. Now, I have to watch that video again.

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by WateryGem

Just felt like adding to the mood!! Enjoy!.😋😜😘

Aren't you the one who posted the Halsey video? I tried to do a move from that video in the kitchen this morning while my coffee was brewing and fell on my tuckus.

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Let me know when you try these moves!! Lol I've done quite of few of them. 🤫🤫🤫

Posted by iamnotahumanbeing

Posted by LostinmyMind11

Myself

I feel like you should let me join you in one of those sessions in the future. You know, the one time just for the one time. Or twice if you really like it and you're firery as fuck tho so I kind of think that you probably would most definitely like it. You'd like it a lot, in fact. Excuse my arrogance. I should try practicing a little more humility.

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You already missed this morning session but I could pencil you in for a later date 😉

Posted by Brittnie

I have 3 😏

gurl spill the beans :p

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by WateryGem

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by WateryGem

Just felt like adding to the mood!! Enjoy!.😋😜😘

Aren't you the one who posted the Halsey video? I tried to do a move from that video in the kitchen this morning while my coffee was brewing and fell on my tuckus.

Let me know when you try these moves!! Lol I've done quite of few of them. 🤫🤫🤫

lol

I haven't watched this one yet. It looks a bit more athletic.

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🤣🤣🤣 Its a bit more on the floor. It's a favorite song of mine since I was a teen. 😮😮🤸‍♀️💦

Its a trap......



More smashable ladies than men tho haha and thats all I have to say about that! 😋

Posted by leooox

Posted by Brittnie

I have 3 😏

gurl spill the beans :p

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Saggurl88 then I’d marry her

Silverado & Dreamy88 my Asian persuasion 😍

Posted by leooox

LMAOOOOOOO thats the best gif hahahah

Posted by AbbyNormal

Posted by leooox

LMAOOOOOOO thats the best gif hahahah

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She wasn't ready!!! (In my Kevin Hart voice)

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by leooox

Posted by Brittnie

I have 3 😏

gurl spill the beans :p

Saggurl88 then I’d marry her

Silverado & Dreamy88 my Asian persuasion 😍

You gonna give me some strong twinky sons out of that yummy uterus? 🥰

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My suns like: 😯😳

My Venus is like: Of course! I already have Asian names picked out from my favorite Anime’s 😍

I'm married but if a women here flirts, I'ma flirt, she'll catch feelings, but I won't. Hahaha, there's no women on here that (if single) I would smash, although there are a couple cute ones which I won't mention.

Posted by emeraldgem

I am massively disappointed to come back and not see anyone else speaking up. *yawns*

I just don't have anything to contribute to this subject.

I'd rather watch from the sidelines.

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by leooox

Posted by Brittnie

I have 3 😏

gurl spill the beans :p

Saggurl88 then I’d marry her

Silverado & Dreamy88 my Asian persuasion 😍

You gonna give me some strong twinky sons out of that yummy uterus? 🥰

My suns like: 😯😳

My Venus is like: Of course! I already have Asian names picked out from my favorite Anime’s 😍

Aight I’m gonna have to get a whiff of that bento box so I could mark my territory



Hippity hoppity you’re now my property 🧙‍♂️

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My DxpDaddy, it is Final.

Done swept me off my feet and made me your bitch. The fire and water in my chart are happy and content now.

~Fin~

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

Posted by enfant_terrible

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

This is true but do I regret it? No

Would I do it all over again?

Probably

Posted by emeraldgem

My ex was a Dodge Ram guy. Always had issues...come to think of it so did he.

I got a Ram and haven't had any. Had a Chevy and a Ford that I seemed to have a lot of issues with.

Chevy: 6.2l bent push rods led to head work.

Ford: 6.0l diesel injectors seemed to keep going out, never again!

Ram: 6.4l runs and pulls like a champ.

Posted by Black-Mamba

Waiting

The leo is sleeping right now

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by Dreamy88

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by leooox

Posted by Brittnie

I have 3 😏

gurl spill the beans :p

Saggurl88 then I’d marry her

Silverado & Dreamy88 my Asian persuasion 😍

You gonna give me some strong twinky sons out of that yummy uterus? 🥰

My suns like: 😯😳

My Venus is like: Of course! I already have Asian names picked out from my favorite Anime’s 😍

Aight I’m gonna have to get a whiff of that bento box so I could mark my territory



Hippity hoppity you’re now my property 🧙‍♂️

My DxpDaddy, it is Final.

Done swept me off my feet and made me your bitch. The fire and water in my chart are happy and content now.

~Fin~

Then it’s settled. There’s one more last thing to do...

Brittnie



Will you be my....



















bAbY mOmMa

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I do!!!!!

But only if I have an unlimited supply of ring pops. For when one is gone and I need another one..

There’s something else I can suck on in the mean time 😏 but I still want my ring pops.

Let the baby making COMMENCE!

🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻

I swear to GAWD if y’all turn my sexy thread into a motor-vehicle thread

✊🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼💥💥💥

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by enfant_terrible

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.

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Lmfao

You are a DOLL

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by enfant_terrible

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.

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He should of thought about it before texting like he's some kind of "too cool for school" type of dude. I'm at work, I wonder what his excuse it!

Posted by Denali

Posted by Amourr

Probably soul

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I've seen the sky just begin to fall

And you say, "All things pass into the night"

Frank: You hear that Jeff?

Jeff: What is it?

Frank: I have no idea.

And I say, "Oh no sir, I muss say you're wrong

I muss disagree, oh no sir, I muzzz say you're wrong!"

Frank: Its getting louder.

Jeff: Should we be worried?

Frank: Just stay calm jeff.

Won't you listen to me—?

Frank: It's coming right for us!

Jeff: Is it Soul?

Frank: No I'm afraid its even worse... Its one of his dead cliche memes...

GOOD BYE HORSES!! IM FLYING OVER YOU!!!

GOOD BYE HORSES! IM FLYIN FLYIN FLYIN OVER

YOoOoOuUu

Frank: That was close. You ok jeff?

Jeff: ......

Frank: Oh god he's dead! WHY GOD, WHY—

And they all passed into the night.

The end

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by enfant_terrible

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.

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Literally just finished like two hrs ago lol

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by enfant_terrible

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.

Literally just finished like two hrs ago lol

*high five*

I didn't even want to say anything, because I'm tired of always arguing with you, but it was like...

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How's that working out for you?

Hmmm...

I have so many questions

I hear @Prince_Pisces has a big stick..

So probably him. Figure out some crooked 8 figuration so we can fuck each other's butts at the same time.

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by enfant_terrible

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.

Literally just finished like two hrs ago lol

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Milliseconds after I cum I wipe my dick off in her hair then jump on DXP. I gotchu homie

Posted by enfant_terrible

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

Oh there you are!!! Hadn't seen you seducing these threads until tonight.. 😜😘😎

Posted by Foot_In_Mouth

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Phantom_Dangus

Posted by enfant_terrible

So many losers on a Saturday sitting around on an interweb forum talking which loser they would fuck when they could be fucking someone IRL right now

Unless you're engaged in intercourse right now, you're a guy posting about losers posting instead of having sex, instead of having sex.

Literally just finished like two hrs ago lol

Milliseconds after I cum I wipe my dick off in her hair then jump on DXP. I gotchu homie

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No, but about 2 hrs.. like i said

Posted by Black-Mamba

A leo moon response:

Me, Myself, and I

I was literally going to put my name down

Posted by Notmyrealname

Just how blackout drunk am I in this scenario?

It’s no fun if you don’t remember it!

Posted by CancerAquaSagg

So some people actually get turned on by dxp members. What 😩

Yep! Some of us are mental 🥴

Posted by emeraldgem

Haha! Only because the rest of you are too cowardly, oh I meant discrete....*eyeroll*. 😝

Hey I came out and admitted mine. Now I happily have a DxpDaddy because of it 💁🏻‍♀️💅🏼

Posted by NelsonScorp

🤐

Someone called all Scorpios anyway so you already taken 😂😂😂

Posted by CancerAquaSagg

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by CancerAquaSagg

So some people actually get turned on by dxp members. What 😩

There are some really beautiful women on DXP.

Yeah but everyone seem mental here. That's so unappealing 🤣

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Get in touch with your mental side girl, I know you have one 😉

Posted by Silverado

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by Silverado

Posted by shakedown

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by shakedown

Is the 16 pages worth reading? Anything juicy?

No. @Silverado is doing alright out of the thread though.

@Silverado 😎😎😎 TX

God Bless Texas! 🇨🇱

I heard everything is bigger in Texas.

I can tell you this much, it takes an entire day to get the hell out of this state depending on which direction you go! 😩

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You missed your cue for a big dick joke

Taurus will be sorely disappointed now 😁😂

Jesus! Are we still fucking members? 😂😂😂

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Gemitati

@alexcaries but only after the wedding...💕🍾

I'm telling your Aries 🌝

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Maybe THAT will help me getting kink out of him? 🤔

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

What’s the character limit on a reply?

10 000 so if you need more - make following post.

Posted by Silverado

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Silverado

Posted by Black-Mamba

This thread should read DXP members you already done fucked.

There's a leo cancer chick in here, the Asian one with the klignon forehead who has a whole roster.

i heard lots of stuff goes down, many women come in here to get sexed up by dxp men, which is weird to me, cause i have yet to see a cute one

You're right, I'm ugly as all hell, thanks for reminding me! 😋

Why do you think you're ugly ?

I got a massive Scorpio knows that tilts a little bit to the left. 🤣

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Some of us like a curve I mean tilt to the left...

Posted by Brittnie

Go!

No one:

Brittnie: WHO WOULD YOU FUCK??

Lmaooo I love you gurl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Who wants to bet someone is going to be “offended” if they get named?

I hope so, I love the drama

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by Brittnie

Go!

No one:

Brittnie: WHO WOULD YOU FUCK??

Lmaooo I love you gurl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hahaha

I love you too girl!

Just tryna stir the pot 😘

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Gemitati

@alexcaries but only after the wedding...💕🍾

I'm telling your Aries 🌝

Maybe THAT will help me getting kink out of him? 🤔

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....or he may end up killing you 😲

Or not even noticing if he has 🌝 in Aqua😄

Posted by Silverado

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Silverado

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by Silverado

Posted by shakedown

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by shakedown

Is the 16 pages worth reading? Anything juicy?

No. @Silverado is doing alright out of the thread though.

@Silverado 😎😎😎 TX

God Bless Texas! 🇨🇱

I heard everything is bigger in Texas.

I can tell you this much, it takes an entire day to get the hell out of this state depending on which direction you go! 😩

You missed your cue for a big dick joke

Taurus will be sorely disappointed now 😁😂

Oh I knew what he meant, I just didn't want to be too vulgar. 😊

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I was hoping for a double entendre 🤪

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Posted by Brittnie

Posted by AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

Who wants to bet someone is going to be “offended” if they get named?

I hope so, I love the drama

I’d smash @brittnie 😋

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YAY 😆

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Gemitati

Posted by MyStarsShine

Posted by Gemitati

@alexcaries but only after the wedding...💕🍾

I'm telling your Aries 🌝

Maybe THAT will help me getting kink out of him? 🤔

....or he may end up killing you 😲

Or not even noticing if he has 🌝 in Aqua😄

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Yeah...you think? I’ve seen the beast unleashed for a moment...it wasn’t scary but maybe I AM a freak? 🤔