F*ckgirls Musical.ly for the straight guy

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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.

This is Mike Fox's chart for the curious baes.

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Tell me. Did you like my music video because you actually listened to the song and it's lyrics or was because the model Marianne Schröder is totally your type?
Not into blondes.

What does that tell you? 😄
Red heads. And glorious red firecrotch that comes into view when going down quicker than a submarine trying to sink a battleship.
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I already addressed you.

One name.

Röyksopp.
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
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He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol

I'm corny fuck it.
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Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
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Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol

I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
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Because.
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Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol

I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
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We do, that's the problem.
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Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol

I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
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Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.

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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
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Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol

I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.

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Lol there's enough drama queen cancers. Male and female. I like nice stuff and nice people and making memes. Take it or leave it lol
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Beefcake.
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Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol

I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.

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Lol there's enough drama queen cancers. Male and female. I like nice stuff and nice people and making memes. Take it or leave it lol
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Take what? I told you, you don't raise me uuuuuuuuuup
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
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I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
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Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol

I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.

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Lol there's enough drama queen cancers. Male and female. I like nice stuff and nice people and making memes. Take it or leave it lol
Take what? I told you, you don't raise me uuuuuuuuuup
I'm going to bed now.
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
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if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
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Nah I like genuine down to earth girls. These women love to stare at themselves
Down to earth? You mean like down & dirty?
No I get mushy for girls who still think forehead kisses and holding hands is a big jump lol

I'm corny fuck it.
Nah, YOU fuck it. Don't forget the corn.
Lol why don't people ever believe me?
We do, that's the problem.
Lmao I'm a good cancer. I pay my taxes and check my feels in check. Thank you very much sir
Where the fuck is the fun in that? You need to grow a wild side.

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Lol there's enough drama queen cancers. Male and female. I like nice stuff and nice people and making memes. Take it or leave it lol
Take what? I told you, you don't raise me uuuuuuuuuup
I'm going to bed now.
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Yes go to bed, beefcake. You'll need the strength to lift women above your head tomorrow. 😈
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
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Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
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have you seen his full chart? what are his other major placements out of curiosity?
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bitter much?! awww poor brokenhearted guy.... my ma was a libra sun cancer moon and never got over my dad who left her after over 25 years of marriage with two adopted kids... she was bitter but loved him til the day she died. only dated a couple men after they divorced and you could see it in her eyes she was never over him. might be my experience with this combo but by the looks of ALL his major aspects, it reeks of BITTER which I'm glad he's using comedy as an outlet haha. he's good at channeling it that way at least!
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
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NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!

and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!

and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
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Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"

(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.

What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.

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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!

and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"

(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.

What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.

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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!

and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"

(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.

What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.

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and, long story short, I've been sort of living under a rock gaming wise after breaking up with my fiancé about 2+ years ago now...
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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!

and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"

(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.

What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.

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and, long story short, I've been sort of living under a rock gaming wise after breaking up with my fiancé about 2+ years ago now...
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Well what better time to get back into it? The male & female protagonists are now brother & sister, so no more maleShep and femShep. Scott and Sara Ryder. Squadmates include a Krogan battlemaster, a female Turian, a wacko Asari (who is a mix of Jack & Tali), a middle-aged human female and a young human guy.

Way too much info to include here but there's ton of trailers and here's a 17-minute "loyalty mission" where you recruit the wacko Asari Peebee (aka the Hamburglar). This is pre-release footage so it's fairly new.

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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!

and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"

(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.

What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.

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and, long story short, I've been sort of living under a rock gaming wise after breaking up with my fiancé about 2+ years ago now...
Well what better time to get back into it? The male & female protagonists are now brother & sister, so no more maleShep and femShep. Scott and Sara Ryder. Squadmates include a Krogan battlemaster, a female Turian, a wacko Asari (who is a mix of Jack & Tali), a middle-aged human female and a young human guy.

Way too much info to include here but there's ton of trailers and here's a 17-minute "loyalty mission" where you recruit the wacko Asari Peebee (aka the Hamburglar). This is pre-release footage so it's fairly new.

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As a gay man who would never raise wood while watching these even if they held a gun to my head, I can't possibly see what they expect to gain from this.

To all the straight guys in here (and the dykes): does this even remotely interest you sexually? I've tried imagining guys that I've been attracted to doing this and all I see is facepalm after facepalm.
LMAO ? this dude made me crack up haha wonder his sign...
He's a Libra lol, and the one exception to my no-Libras rule. I'd fuck his brains out for 7 days straight.

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ROFL that gif tho! ?

i like that the Libran guys I've known have been rather gentlemanly and appreciate a lady... the humour is on point usually too for this sign lol
I had to use visual aids because that's exactly how I laughed after I typed the end of the previous post......fuck where is Vocaroo when you need it?

And Mike Fox isn't much of a gentleman, he's been cheated on numerous times lol and he's become a bit of a savage towards women in general.
if people actually thought about the kind of damage cheating does BEFOREHAND... he was realistic in his views here at least, brutally which i love and cackle at!! but also a lotta bitter too which was funny a little to watch as well if not a little sad haha

and i TOTALLY PICTURED THAT after hearing your adorable voice!! ?
Uh.......I never posted my voice. I told the crazy gal I don't have a mic because I haven't needed one so far, cuz I don't play games with anyone. Strictly solo player, though I am looking to possibly change that with Mass Effect Andromeda coming out in 2-3 weeks.
NEW MASS EFFECT?!?!? WHERE HAVE I BEEN?!?! THANKS FOR TELLING ME!!

and yeah that was Vageeka my bad ? dont hate me ? I'm sure yours is equally cute if not, dare I say, cuter? ?
Being a Pisces, I've noticed a common trend where we can often have high voices. I can sing "Rise"

(K. Perry) almost perfectly when I don't have a mild sore throat (which I've had for a couple years now for some reason). But it also allows me to do all kinds of weird laughs. I can make anybody crack up by doing some of those laughs. The demon laugh is my favorite because it's the heartiest of all.

What the fuck— You didn't know a new ME was coming out? It was announced like 2+ years ago and it comes out March 17/21. At least this time the male player is way hotter than the fugly default male Shepard in the first trilogy.

Image Not Found
and, long story short, I've been sort of living under a rock gaming wise after breaking up with my fiancé about 2+ years ago now...
Well what better time to get back into it? The male & female protagonists are now brother & sister, so no more maleShep and femShep. Scott and Sara Ryder. Squadmates include a Krogan battlemaster, a female Turian, a wacko Asari (who is a mix of Jack & Tali), a middle-aged human female and a young human guy.

Way too much info to include here but there's ton of trailers and here's a 17-minute "loyalty mission" where you recruit the wacko Asari Peebee (aka the Hamburglar). This is pre-release footage so it's fairly new.


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Don't know how much of the original trilogy you've played, but this is supposed to be the galaxy's attempt at expanding our horizons and potentially colonizing other worlds outside of the Milky Way. So they put together the Andromeda Initiative where a few hundred thousand of each species will depart their homeworlds & assist with colonization of planets in Andromeda galaxy.

This is Bioware's way of retconning the trainwreck that is Mass Effect 3's ending, so the whole Andromeda armada leaves the Milky Way after the events of Mass Effect 1. The journey takes several hundred years (everyone is in cryo-stasis) so by the time they arrive, the original trilogy doesn't matter. But not everything goes according to plan........and that's where Mass Effect Andromeda picks it up from.