what gift for each DXPER?
GIFTS for DXPERS
-a travel spirograph for hollyhock
-a book for ands "how to get out of the daddyzone"
-rejuvenating hand and fingers lotion for heavy
-a book for ands "how to get out of the daddyzone"
-rejuvenating hand and fingers lotion for heavy
STD/sti checkups for Everyone In mafia 😆
1 dxp point each!
Posted by ellesbelles😆
Prosthetic hands for CC so she doesn't have to have nubs.
Omg I thought nubs meant small tits lololol lord I'm going to hell.
Posted by hydorahI don’t love you for nothing! Lmao!
-a travel spirograph for hollyhock
-a book for ands "how to get out of the daddyzone"
-rejuvenating hand and fingers lotion for heavy
Posted by hydorahSo...I don’t get an engagement ring with Scorpio shaped diamond from Tiffany?
what gift for each DXPER?
😡😡😡
Posted by WarAngel1I thought smoked salmon for everybody includes everybody!
I just want Oreo cookies. I'm easy to keep happy. 😁
I want it on a bagel with cream cheese.
And Oreo is racist!
Posted by Gemitatian engagement ring wth scorpio84Posted by hydorahSo...I don’t get an engagement ring with Scorpio shaped diamond from Tiffany?
what gift for each DXPER?
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Posted by hydorahIs 84 some alternative to 69?Posted by Gemitatian engagement ring wth scorpio84Posted by hydorahSo...I don’t get an engagement ring with Scorpio shaped diamond from Tiffany?
what gift for each DXPER?
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Hmmmm...you are sexy beast you are!
Tell me about it!
Posted by WarAngel1So you are ‘special’?Posted by GemitatiSalmon is what I give everyone else. The Oreos are for me!Posted by WarAngel1I thought smoked salmon for everybody includes everybody!
I just want Oreo cookies. I'm easy to keep happy. 😁
I want it on a bagel with cream cheese.
And Oreo is racist!click to expand
Of course! Your Scorpio ass needs some sweets to recover after stinging those salmon eaters idiots?
❤️
Posted by WarAngel1I don’t remember saying ‘salmon’ or even ‘lox’ in ANY of my posts until now!Posted by GemitatiLMAO! Nah, I would pick nice gifts for everyone based on what they've talked to me about. I take gift giving very seriously!Posted by WarAngel1So you are ‘special’?Posted by GemitatiSalmon is what I give everyone else. The Oreos are for me!Posted by WarAngel1I thought smoked salmon for everybody includes everybody!
I just want Oreo cookies. I'm easy to keep happy. 😁
I want it on a bagel with cream cheese.
And Oreo is racist!
Of course! Your Scorpio ass needs some sweets to recover after stinging those salmon eaters idiots?
❤️click to expand
Sure most of ‘receivers’ of your graceful gesture dint even KNOW what salmon is so they are happy until smelly shit will offend their senses of smell...because it’ll travel...and you know how travelers smells specially if they are fish...🤢
red teletubby costume for skies
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
Posted by hydorahWhat about Teena and Ands?
red teletubby costume for skies
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
You are crappy father!
Posted by WarAngel1Sorry but I'ma have to re-gift that salmon...allergic over here! 😛
Smoken salmon for EVERYBODY!
Posted by WarAngel1I’ll remember...in ER! If I’ll survive your generosity...THEN Dxp will be DONE!Posted by GemitatiRemember, it's the thought that counts!Posted by WarAngel1I don’t remember saying ‘salmon’ or even ‘lox’ in ANY of my posts until now!Posted by GemitatiLMAO! Nah, I would pick nice gifts for everyone based on what they've talked to me about. I take gift giving very seriously!Posted by WarAngel1So you are ‘special’?Posted by GemitatiSalmon is what I give everyone else. The Oreos are for me!Posted by WarAngel1I thought smoked salmon for everybody includes everybody!
I just want Oreo cookies. I'm easy to keep happy. 😁
I want it on a bagel with cream cheese.
And Oreo is racist!
Of course! Your Scorpio ass needs some sweets to recover after stinging those salmon eaters idiots?
❤️
Sure most of ‘receivers’ of your graceful gesture dint even KNOW what salmon is so they are happy until smelly shit will offend their senses of smell...because it’ll travel...and you know how travelers smells specially if they are fish...🤢click to expand
Are you trying to destroy this happy, wonderful and unique place? Are you working for @secret? Fess UP!!!
Quartz and crystals for MyStarshine
A time turner for CC
Kellyanne Conway excuse generator for the Virgos
Cashmere onesie pjs for ands
Organic non gmo herb wall for Roman
Botox for gemitati........’s pussy
A time turner for CC
Kellyanne Conway excuse generator for the Virgos
Cashmere onesie pjs for ands
Organic non gmo herb wall for Roman
Botox for gemitati........’s pussy
Posted by WarAngel1Send them salmon First! So it wouldn’t kill them dead! Just shits for pants to fit better! LolPosted by GemitatiHaha, no. I'm not working with the site admin. I kinda feel sorry for the them. No matter what new stuff they implement, people complain. 😁Posted by WarAngel1I’ll remember...in ER! If I’ll survive your generosity...THEN Dxp will be DONE!Posted by GemitatiRemember, it's the thought that counts!Posted by WarAngel1I don’t remember saying ‘salmon’ or even ‘lox’ in ANY of my posts until now!Posted by GemitatiLMAO! Nah, I would pick nice gifts for everyone based on what they've talked to me about. I take gift giving very seriously!Posted by WarAngel1So you are ‘special’?Posted by GemitatiSalmon is what I give everyone else. The Oreos are for me!Posted by WarAngel1I thought smoked salmon for everybody includes everybody!
I just want Oreo cookies. I'm easy to keep happy. 😁
I want it on a bagel with cream cheese.
And Oreo is racist!
Of course! Your Scorpio ass needs some sweets to recover after stinging those salmon eaters idiots?
❤️
Sure most of ‘receivers’ of your graceful gesture dint even KNOW what salmon is so they are happy until smelly shit will offend their senses of smell...because it’ll travel...and you know how travelers smells specially if they are fish...🤢
Are you trying to destroy this happy, wonderful and unique place? Are you working for @secret? Fess UP!!!
Hell, even I do it too!click to expand
motivational poster for damnata "works of this year turn into successes of next year"
mexico chanclas for fknnerd bought at the last trip, inscription says "lo diste su todo"
mexico chanclas for fknnerd bought at the last trip, inscription says "lo diste su todo"
Posted by hydorahHon! I think you’ve injected one cube too much!
motivational poster for damnata "works of this year turn into successes of next year"
mexico chanclas for fknnerd bought at the last trip, inscription says "lo diste su todo"
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeNot everyone live in a cities with 260 days of gloom! So keep all the coals where they needed! In Seattle!!!
A man from the hallmark channel for me.
And coal for everyone else
shutup likes for gemitati and a card that says "these are shutup likes"
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeWho passes THE HARD—Posted by WarAngel1Hard pass
Smoken salmon for EVERYBODY!click to expand
Giiiirl...you need some trip to a memory line!
Posted by hydorahYou will cry in the morning when you see my note...’left until Jan, 1st. Wake up kids. Fridge is empty...drink lots of water. Love me. And I mean I love ME’
shutup likes for gemitati and a card that says "these are shutup likes"
Posted by ellesbellesHaha....you are way too clever 😛
Prosthetic hands for CC so she doesn't have to have nubs.
For you....an observation award (gold plated)
😘
Posted by GemitatiPosted by hydorahWhat about Teena and Ands?
red teletubby costume for skies
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
You are crappy father!
click to expand
😂😂
Right— Spank him mom!!
Posted by lANDSlIt rather be me in a different bridal dress n wedding themes each time😂😂
A mug for teena that shows a different guy’s face every time you put coffee in it
Posted by ScrufflesAww that would be so nice❤️🙈
A Hydorah sepia filtered selfie and a fake ID for Cloudy
Oreos for WarAngel
A psychiatrist for LittleFairy
A Spanish male model for UVD
Mafia Game for Dummies book for Townies
Cardboard Jed cutout for Skies
New server for Duncan
Socks for Hydorah
Teena 6.0 thread for Teena
Merry Christmas everyone 🙂
Posted by LadyNeptuneThank you miss
Quartz and crystals for MyStarshine
A time turner for CC
Kellyanne Conway excuse generator for the Virgos
Cashmere onesie pjs for ands
Organic non gmo herb wall for Roman
Botox for gemitati........’s pussy
And for you.......everything you desire 🌟
Posted by lANDSlbro you have already had sex?Posted by xkraftYasPosted by lANDSlAnds, is that your Leo?Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeLol so I shouldn’t see it?Posted by lANDSlReally dawg
Tickets to the lion king for cc
I've seen alot 20 plus broadway plays and that was the most boring
But I appreciate the sentiment
Yes I'm a lion
Queen
I just want a recording of the opening song I guess for my alarm clock
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because I think she might be packing a surprise
Merry Christmas 😆
hmmm....
@Hydorah a hug and a better version of Star Wars VIII
@UnusualVaginalDischarge a hug and the man of her dreams (:
@HollyHock a hug, a load of astrology books and another hug that
helps her understand that nothing is wrong with her.
@Wagtail a hug and ask Norman Reedus to strip butt naked for her.
@RumiL a hug and tell her I miss her so much with all her favorite movies.
@v s o p a hug and a woman that never leaves him and helps him know
it's okay to be who he is.
@Aquarelle a hug, more long warm hugs and life time worth of free tickets to go
anywhere and visit me too whenever (:
@P-Angle a hug and a version of Dxpnet where no one talks about relationship
troubles lol. I hope she had a beautiful transition with no pain if she did pass.
@Gob_shite a hug and another version of Star Wars VIII that he loves that doesn't
make his head hurt lol
@LibraMudra a hug and a life time supply of Yoga mats and equipment. Gems everything
spiritual.
@Infinite8 a hug and an understanding that so many are still in her her corner no matter what.
@FishyDude a hug and a lifetime supply of free games and next gen systems.
and nothing but powerful PCs (give me one too lol)
@Gemitati a hug and the ability for everyone on dxpnet to understand her 100%
@CaramelizedCoffee a hug and a man that never whines or complains and snuggles
with her all night no matter what
@LePetitFisk a hug and a closet full of cameras. and a man that eats her &^ $ # to her liking lol.
@NotInterested a hug a life time worth of free tickets to Korea
@Adreamuponwaking a hug and time me and him can hangout and
talk about anything esoteric or spiritual 🙂
@laFille a hug and lifetime worth of free home cooked meals....
made by me lol lol
hug and love to everyone else. I'm sorry I'm getting sleepy x_x
hmmm....
@Hydorah a hug and a better version of Star Wars VIII
@UnusualVaginalDischarge a hug and the man of her dreams (:
@HollyHock a hug, a load of astrology books and another hug that
helps her understand that nothing is wrong with her.
@Wagtail a hug and ask Norman Reedus to strip butt naked for her.
@RumiL a hug and tell her I miss her so much with all her favorite movies.
@v s o p a hug and a woman that never leaves him and helps him know
it's okay to be who he is.
@Aquarelle a hug, more long warm hugs and life time worth of free tickets to go
anywhere and visit me too whenever (:
@P-Angle a hug and a version of Dxpnet where no one talks about relationship
troubles lol. I hope she had a beautiful transition with no pain if she did pass.
@Gob_shite a hug and another version of Star Wars VIII that he loves that doesn't
make his head hurt lol
@LibraMudra a hug and a life time supply of Yoga mats and equipment. Gems everything
spiritual.
@Infinite8 a hug and an understanding that so many are still in her her corner no matter what.
@FishyDude a hug and a lifetime supply of free games and next gen systems.
and nothing but powerful PCs (give me one too lol)
@Gemitati a hug and the ability for everyone on dxpnet to understand her 100%
@CaramelizedCoffee a hug and a man that never whines or complains and snuggles
with her all night no matter what
@LePetitFisk a hug and a closet full of cameras. and a man that eats her &^ $ # to her liking lol.
@NotInterested a hug a life time worth of free tickets to Korea
@Adreamuponwaking a hug and time me and him can hangout and
talk about anything esoteric or spiritual 🙂
@laFille a hug and lifetime worth of free home cooked meals....
made by me lol lol
hug and love to everyone else. I'm sorry I'm getting sleepy x_x
No
it's not for what you want you fucks
Posted by TeenaHe is getting away...Posted by GemitatiPosted by hydorahWhat about Teena and Ands?
red teletubby costume for skies
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
You are crappy father!
😂😂
Right— Spank him mom!!click to expand
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeI love you dearly and I am sending you hug back. Seriously...we can bitch and fight but there are some connections that we have and thank you for mentionig me. I can kill you but I’ll be killing you softly...if you know what I mean...❤️Posted by AjuThank you so much for thinking of me
Merry Christmas 😆
hmmm....
@Hydorah a hug and a better version of Star Wars VIII
@UnusualVaginalDischarge a hug and the man of her dreams (:
@HollyHock a hug, a load of astrology books and another hug that
helps her understand that nothing is wrong with her.
@Wagtail a hug and ask Norman Reedus to strip butt naked for her.
@RumiL a hug and tell her I miss her so much with all her favorite movies.
@V S O P a hug and a woman that never leaves him and helps him know
it's okay to be who he is.
@Aquarelle a hug, more long warm hugs and life time worth of free tickets to go
anywhere and visit me too whenever (:
@P-Angle a hug and a version of Dxpnet where no one talks about relationship
troubles lol. I hope she had a beautiful transition with no pain if she did pass.
And I'm sure if she did she is still able to read these forums and shake her head lol.
@Gob_shite a hug and another version of Star Wars VIII that he loves that doesn't
make his head hurt lol
@LibraMudra a hug and a life time supply of Yoga mats and equipment. Gems everything
spiritual.
@Infinite8 a hug and an understanding that so many are still in her her corner no matter what.
@FishyDude a hug and a lifetime supply of free games and next gen systems.
and nothing but powerful PCs (give me one too lol)
@Gemitati a hug and the ability for everyone on dxpnet to understand her 100%
@CaramelizedCoffee a hug and a man that never whines or complains and snuggles
with her all night no matter what
@LePetitFisk a hug and a closet full of cameras. and a man that eats her &^ $ # to her liking lol.
@NotInterested a hug a life time worth of free tickets to Korea
@Adreamuponwaking a hug and time me and him can hangout and
talk about anything esoteric or spiritual 🙂
@laFille a hug and lifetime worth of free home cooked meals....
made by me lol lol
hug and love to everyone else. I'm sorry I'm getting sleepy x_x
Hugs and Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
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Posted by sierra_You are brutal! Back at you...❤️🎄😍
i wish everyone gets laid
#happyholidays
Posted by sierra_your mommy porn gif is killing any chance of boner I could have
i wish everyone gets laid
#happyholidays
Posted by GemitatiLOL!! That's true. He's also being so lost these days!!Posted by TeenaHe is getting away...Posted by GemitatiPosted by hydorahWhat about Teena and Ands?
red teletubby costume for skies
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
You are crappy father!
😂😂
Right— Spank him mom!!click to expand
Posted by TeenaHe is probably looking for gifts. LmaoPosted by GemitatiLOL!! That's true. He's also being so lost these days!!Posted by TeenaHe is getting away...Posted by GemitatiPosted by hydorahWhat about Teena and Ands?
red teletubby costume for skies
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
You are crappy father!
😂😂
Right— Spank him mom!!click to expand
Posted by GemitatiHaha!! What are you gifting him mom??Posted by TeenaHe is probably looking for gifts. LmaoPosted by GemitatiLOL!! That's true. He's also being so lost these days!!Posted by TeenaHe is getting away...Posted by GemitatiPosted by hydorahWhat about Teena and Ands?
red teletubby costume for skies
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
You are crappy father!
😂😂
Right— Spank him mom!!click to expand
You think he needs an earpiece or something??
Posted by TeenaDxp points $ 10 worth...I think that’s what he really wants! LolPosted by GemitatiHaha!! What are you gifting him mom??Posted by TeenaHe is probably looking for gifts. LmaoPosted by GemitatiLOL!! That's true. He's also being so lost these days!!Posted by TeenaHe is getting away...Posted by GemitatiPosted by hydorahWhat about Teena and Ands?
red teletubby costume for skies
blue teletubby costume for kraft
yellow teletubby costume for cloudy
You are crappy father!
😂😂
Right— Spank him mom!!
You think he needs an earpiece or something??click to expand
For Little Fairy (can't remember her new name) .. a pair of gossamer wings to fly away from all the nastiness ❤️💛🌟
I'm ngl, y'all gave me some weird shit
but I appreciate the gesture.
but I appreciate the gesture.
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My photos delete (resort to the default faces) when I upload a new photo.
Can someone check if it's the same on their end?
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Will post the sun signs and elements on Wednesday evening and the rest on Thursday evening.
I literally put myself in a deep hole....HOW does anyone get out of this! I wish I could hack into the Credit Cards themselves and hit delete!
Serious responses only.
Thx.
It's daily. And there are gym tips.
Because it works against you. The moment you hit like on her selfie, you are automatically looked at as the rest of the mothafuckers that want to fuck her. No, you are not seeming attentive, you aren't complimenting, and you definitely aren't standing out
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was it everything you expected? did work go ok? is the love fire? any steamy PMs?
two more years and it's 2020, do u feel good about it?
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Hello folks.
It's that time of the year when we all gather in one topic to show gratitude and shade towards our fellow dxpers and to hand them trophies that are worth gold in internet bragging.
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Guy Fieri is my new spirit animal since we both so theatrical 😂😂😂
https://media.giphy.com/media/pXJksds5tRAic/giphy.gif
Who’s y’alls?
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@WarAngel1 came up with this idea and asked me to create a thread
Vocaroo a poem, passage from a book, a song, a quote, Christmas carols etc
Everyone welcome ... Don't be shy :P.
Will be back later to post something
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