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Posted by 2MoonNo I was callin ya on your BS 'shy' card, I knew what you were doin you sly Leeb! 😛 lolPosted by CuddleBug88😂😂😂Posted by 2Moon"pretends"...lolPosted by CuddleBug88( pretends to be shy )Posted by 2MoonLame-o, I missed it, lol.
Hided my pics on page 50, no one can Photoshop me 😋 😄 😊
🙈 🙉
😄
I'm not really a shy person if that's what you are trying to say! 😡😤😠
I uploaded the pictures but after 2 hours didn't even get 1 like 😭😭😭😭
So I said fck it! Dxp don't deserve my handsome Libran charm and hided the pictures. 😢 😂
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Posted by GC02No. Do work lol.
Can y’all give me some page numbers with hotties so I don’t have to look through 58pgs??
Actually now I wonder who you have blocked. I see 60 pages lol
Posted by GC02I don't see why they would. Never found you annoying personally.Posted by SoulI already saw you 😉Posted by GC02No. Do work lol.
Can y’all give me some page numbers with hotties so I don’t have to look through 58pgs??
Actually now I wonder who you have blocked. I see 60 pages lol
I don’t have anyone blocked, but I’m sure a few ppl have blocked my annoying ass.click to expand
Posted by sakuraflowersI see you creeping and lurking 👀Posted by GC02https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/message/?id=6737272
Can y’all give me some page numbers with hotties so I don’t have to look through 58pgs??
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/message/?id=7065696
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/message/?id=9445228
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/message/?id=9459981
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Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesHe's the one hurling homophobic slurs around, yet I'm the rude one.......kids, don't do drugs.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShowSoooooo rudePosted by SupesPosted by HeavyEntertainmentShowQuit being a homo and perving on my picPosted by SssupesYou should audition for a new Supernatural spin-off/prequel, young Bobby Singer.
Wait, oh my effin god look at this uncanniness!!! And you're both Leos.
Yeah no, I'm into super-fit young demigods, not 40+ unattractive fat men. But keep believing otherwise, whatever gets your juices going.
PS: I'm not the one liplocking with Crowley.
That looks a helluva lot like you......just sayin...... don't raise the homo alarm on others until you're ready to fess up yerself, scunner.click to expand
and one more thing
Posted by aquarius_manPosted by enividOh, no. I only posted it to show that I am old enough to be your dad 😄, now im going to deletePosted by aquarius_manLooking good 👌🏻
@enivid - this me
https://imgur.com/a/a8XHV
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I'm like 2 decades old
Posted by AfternoonDelights22Mmmmmmmhhhhhhh........
Afternoondelight disappears and suddenly ladyneptune appears........
Coincidence?
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Posted by MetatronProps for saying no to roidsPosted by firebunnyway too long....
You have a great body bro. How long have you been working out?
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What this thread has taught me, is that women are far more thirsty than the men on this site. lololol
Posted by Gob_ShiteLOL oh snap!Posted by nikkistar
What this thread has taught me, is that women are far more thirsty than the men on this site. lololol
And they all seem to go for the same type (i.e. whatever the mass media has dictated as 'hunk' material)...
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On man, the men are the one's liking my comment. HAHAHAHA
Posted by nanololPosted by nikkistarThat’s been a fact for a very long time on here.
What this thread has taught me, is that women are far more thirsty than the men on this site. lololol
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or low-key thirsty.
Posted by Gob_Shiteit's Blake Shelton now..Posted by nikkistar
What this thread has taught me, is that women are far more thirsty than the men on this site. lololol
And they all seem to go for the same type (i.e. whatever the mass media has dictated as 'hunk' material)...
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man of the year.
Posted by nikkistar😂😂😂
On man, the men are the one's liking my comment. HAHAHAHA
Posted by nikkistar
What this thread has taught me, is that women are far more thirsty than the men on this site. lololol
You would think it's the Sahara desert up in this bitch.
Posted by OrGasMethx for the support...just bought testosterone pills off amazon....
Have fun @Metatron 💦
Posted by NemDeux
@Metatron aka Enoch
i have no idea who or what instilled that deep insecurity/dysmorphia in you -but it is a real shame. also, reading how you comment about yourself ....cracks my black little raisin of a heart.
Posted by NemDeuxhave yet to meet a pisces sun or moon without a huge heart, however deeply its buried....Posted by Metatronpeople esp. children can be so mean and degrading, cruel and sadistic. it leaves an impact and they have no idea how deep it went.Posted by NemDeux
@Metatron aka Enoch
i have no idea who or what instilled that deep insecurity/dysmorphia in you -but it is a real shame. also, reading how you comment about yourself ....cracks my black little raisin of a heart.
ok. enough of this sentimental gooyness. 😂😂😂click to expand
Rocking a fuccboi haircut.
It's not my place, it's at my office. Just in case anyone wonders what's with the ugly curtains 😁
Posted by DonumDeiif I was asked to guess his origin, I'd say serbianPosted by enfant_terrible
Rocking a fuccboi haircut.
You are such slav iz profila! ;pclick to expand
Posted by DonumDeiturkishPosted by hydorah
if I was asked to guess his origin, I'd say serbian
Uh...you gotta do me next, Nostradamus!
Not until I come back doe..I gotta charge my phone first! ;p
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao @metatron and his avi
Making sure that all the girls 💦💦💦💦👉👌
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao @metatron and his avi
Making sure that all the girls 💦💦💦💦👉👌
Posted by WomanInBlackLMAO hahahahahah I just noticed that HAHAHAHHAHAPosted by nikkistarThat baby terramine on his arm tho. Lmao. 😂
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao @metatron and his avi
Making sure that all the girls 💦💦💦💦👉👌click to expand
Posted by LePetitFisknot really...Posted by LittleFairyYou've been really funny lately...Posted by cloudsAnd his cock moving through her birthing canal?
Gob and CC sitting in a tree..click to expand
Posted by Smidge@Koniuchaa What do we do to people who tell us to smile? 🔪🔪🔪
You should smile
Hey Nem! 🙂
I tried posting it twice but it wouldn't work, any tips for it? I tried through Photobucket
I tried posting it twice but it wouldn't work, any tips for it? I tried through Photobucket
I had posted one on this thread a year ago, can't be arsed to search for the precise page :p
Oh yeah
Thanks for the tip!
Still not working :/
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoomphotobucket doesn't work anymore. They've retired from the market.
Hey Nem! 🙂
I tried posting it twice but it wouldn't work, any tips for it? I tried through Photobucket
Haha good point, I'm just not that great with computers these days, been living mostly "off the grid" the last couple of years
The link does work, the embedding doesn't
Posted by Infinite8Two years ago? He sent them without you asking ?Posted by MetatronLol... those are the same pictures you showed me two years ago, and I didn't asked to see them, so your lady friend might have a point.
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....
me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:
looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:
over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:
my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:
Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....
showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself ....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...
pls help me looksmax...
So, the Sag is no longer your wife? Did you two recently divorce 😧?
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Wow......strange
awkward
Posted by Infinite8Ugh...dont do it to your self. That last pic is not one I showed you and is from exactly when I said it was. And the Sag cheated and is not currently in the picture though we still hang. How are you and the husband? Thx for airing my laundry. How does your relationship look if I were to post even your most recent pm to me? Or the hundreds of others. Not at that level yet but it can go there. That thread will at least be trainwreck of the year.Posted by MetatronLol... those are the same pictures you showed me two years ago, and I didn't asked to see them, so your lady friend might have a point.
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....
me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:
looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:
over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:
my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:
Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....
showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself ....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...
pls help me looksmax...
So, the Sag is no longer your wife? Did you two recently divorce 😧?
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shh don't scare them cloudy
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoomI saw your pic.....so it did work 🙂
The link does work, the embedding doesn't
Posted by MyStarsShineIt sounds strange when she words it that misleadingly but we actually both discussed and agreed to exchange pics. I do think it was my idea as we had talked quite a while about our lives and families and she was the first person I trusted to share pics on here. Bad move I see. As was talking to her in the first place....which ultimately started to become what I deemed an emotional affair and I chose to cut off. Hence her presence here now....angry enough to break even her most recent word to me. She sent her pics as well....of course. But if I remember correctly she already knew what I looked like from all the dreams she claims to have had of me. Its all a very interesting story....Posted by Infinite8Two years ago? He sent them without you asking ?Posted by MetatronLol... those are the same pictures you showed me two years ago, and I didn't asked to see them, so your lady friend might have a point.
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....
me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:
looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:
over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:
my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:
Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....
showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself ....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...
pls help me looksmax...
So, the Sag is no longer your wife? Did you two recently divorce 😧?
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Buckle up...dis gone be good...
Your move next i8....how low can we go? DXP is Limbo in more than one sense of the word. You ready to break out of here?
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoomDid you try tinypic....always works for me.....second link down ?
@hydorah
Thanks, which code did you use to embed it?
Posted by MyStarsShineI tried it but the uploading didn't workPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomDid you try tinypic....always works for me.....second link down ?
@hydorah
Thanks, which code did you use to embed it?click to expand
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoomOkay....it does seem a bit temperamental at timesPosted by MyStarsShineI tried it but the uploading didn't workPosted by BoomShakalakaBoomDid you try tinypic....always works for me.....second link down ?
@hydorah
Thanks, which code did you use to embed it?
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Danke 🙂
Posted by BoomShakalakaBoomjust paste the image's url in the post, it must end with .jpg or .png
@hydorah
Thanks, which code did you use to embed it?
Posted by Infinite8Starting to get so jealous...lolPosted by nikkistarNo one stays on top for too long, so that is a silly goal to have.
Poor Palerio, he got booted from the top spot. Oh, how the mighty fall.
@Palerio still stands out from the rest, though. He has the looks and a beautiful and caring heart. That combo is 💫golden💫 .
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How deep you been in his pm's? In the 1000s like mine? Do you love his soul as deeply as you say you love mine just a week ago in our 2nd or so correspondence since I killed it? Have you had to get Reiki sessions to detach from him like you have from me? Did you go to his city, eat with your husband in his favorite restaurant, while that song that reminded you of him played and you sat and 'basked in his energy'? Did you send him angry pm's after he cut off from you because, given all the above, he felt it no longer seemed like a platonic friendship as originally intended?
Dont tell me you do this with everyone....
Nothing is sacred right?
Having fun yet?
Ok...your move for real now....lol....I will try and be patient...lets start a thread though...and not ruin this one....so much more to share if thats how you really want it....
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