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Cancan
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Posted by Metatron
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....

me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:

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looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

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over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:

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my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

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Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

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showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...

pls help me looksmax...




Dayyyyyummmm... 😈
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by Metatron
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....

me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:

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looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

Image Not Found

over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:

Image Not Found

my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

Image Not Found

Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

Image Not Found

showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...

pls help me looksmax...




You seriously look like a doppelgänger of a friend... Corey? 👀
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Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar


He's just looking for an Ands replacement.... Be nice lol
69 pm's in 45 mins though?
Listen, he jsut wants to 69 with you. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
he suspiciously stopped when they reached that number...

lol...I kid...he just sent one...
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I could send you 68 more PMs if you want. 😄

I kid.
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Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar


He's just looking for an Ands replacement.... Be nice lol
69 pm's in 45 mins though?
Listen, he jsut wants to 69 with you. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
he suspiciously stopped when they reached that number...

lol...I kid...he just sent one...
I could send you 68 more PMs if you want. 😄

I kid.
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So you're a PM predator————
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firebunny
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Posted by firebunny
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar


He's just looking for an Ands replacement.... Be nice lol
69 pm's in 45 mins though?
Listen, he jsut wants to 69 with you. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
he suspiciously stopped when they reached that number...

lol...I kid...he just sent one...
I could send you 68 more PMs if you want. 😄

I kid.
So you're a PM predator————
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Definition? I don't send PMs very often. Only fyza, ands and teena have received pms from me over the past year.
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Posted by firebunny
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar


He's just looking for an Ands replacement.... Be nice lol
69 pm's in 45 mins though?
Listen, he jsut wants to 69 with you. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
he suspiciously stopped when they reached that number...

lol...I kid...he just sent one...
I could send you 68 more PMs if you want. 😄

I kid.
So you're a PM predator————
Definition? I don't send PMs very often. Only fyza, ands and teena have received pms from me over the past year.
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Joke man, joke.
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The beach is a zone of uncertainty
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Posted by Metatron
looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone

my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

pls help me looksmax...






is this shade
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humble brag
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Tina
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Posted by Teena
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
@metatron - Incoming synastry chart threads about you...you attention whore =P
so far, so good....



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Daaamn! Are you blowing off ppl already😒 ?? I just thought I'll slide into your pms😐
THIRST
Yasss!!😁
you must be immune to psycho.
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😂😂😂

You think he is a psycho??
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Posted by firebunny
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar


He's just looking for an Ands replacement.... Be nice lol
69 pm's in 45 mins though?
Listen, he jsut wants to 69 with you. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
he suspiciously stopped when they reached that number...

lol...I kid...he just sent one...
I could send you 68 more PMs if you want. 😄

click to expand

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Tina
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
@metatron - Incoming synastry chart threads about you...you attention whore =P
so far, so good....



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Daaamn! Are you blowing off ppl already😒 ?? I just thought I'll slide into your pms😐
THIRST
Yasss!!😁
you must be immune to psycho.
😂😂😂

You think he is a psycho??
think? i know he's a psycho

good luck
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LOL!!

You don't want me to be with Ixi...n now Enoch 😒😒 How will I ever find a guy😭
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Tina
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Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
@metatron - Incoming synastry chart threads about you...you attention whore =P
so far, so good....



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Daaamn! Are you blowing off ppl already😒 ?? I just thought I'll slide into your pms😐
THIRST
Yasss!!😁
you must be immune to psycho.
😂😂😂

You think he is a psycho??
think? i know he's a psycho

good luck

LOL!!

You don't want me to be with Ixi...n now Enoch 😒😒 How will I ever find a guy😭


Get your man lady! I'm no cockblock

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😂😂😘
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the last picture you look like a hitler jew
LOL...haven't heard that before...

I've always thought you were attractive...surprisingly so....beautiful eyes and lips....
i think you've shared a pic before, were you in like a black suit?

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I've lurked for a long time. I did join the forum with a different username a while back, and yes I shared some pics.You saw them and you probably wouldn't want me to share your reaction...lol. I'm gonna be nice.

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Posted by CaramelizedCoffee


the last picture you look like a hitler jew
LOL...haven't heard that before...

I've always thought you were attractive...surprisingly so....beautiful eyes and lips....
i think you've shared a pic before, were you in like a black suit?


I've lurked for a long time. I did join the forum with a different username a while back, and yes I shared some pics.You saw them and you probably wouldn't want me to share your reaction...lol. I'm gonna be nice.


it was on pm correct? or out?

what was my reaction megatron?

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You slid into my pms yes. lol...You asked me to strip....
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Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
@metatron - Incoming synastry chart threads about you...you attention whore =P
so far, so good....



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Daaamn! Are you blowing off ppl already😒 ?? I just thought I'll slide into your pms😐
THIRST
Yasss!!😁
you must be immune to psycho.
😂😂😂

You think he is a psycho??
think? i know he's a psycho

good luck

LOL!!

You don't want me to be with Ixi...n now Enoch 😒😒 How will I ever find a guy😭

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Ohhhhhh, @dreamyboy
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Metatron
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee


the last picture you look like a hitler jew
LOL...haven't heard that before...

I've always thought you were attractive...surprisingly so....beautiful eyes and lips....
i think you've shared a pic before, were you in like a black suit?


I've lurked for a long time. I did join the forum with a different username a while back, and yes I shared some pics.You saw them and you probably wouldn't want me to share your reaction...lol. I'm gonna be nice.


it was on pm correct? or out?

what was my reaction megatron?


You slid into my pms yes. lol...You asked me to strip....
So many layers to your psychosis

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you asked, I gave you an honest answer....
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Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Teena
Posted by Metatron
Posted by nikkistar
@metatron - Incoming synastry chart threads about you...you attention whore =P
so far, so good....



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Daaamn! Are you blowing off ppl already😒 ?? I just thought I'll slide into your pms😐
THIRST
Yasss!!😁
you must be immune to psycho.
😂😂😂

You think he is a psycho??
think? i know he's a psycho

good luck

LOL!!

You don't want me to be with Ixi...n now Enoch 😒😒 How will I ever find a guy😭


Ohhhhhh, @dreamyboy

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Oh no!! Don't summon him. We broke up yesterday. I don't wanna deal with his guns n murderous attitude n ass.He kills ppl to survive... I just can't 😒
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LadyNeptune
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffee
Posted by Metatron
hate taking photos, terrible at faking smiles. have really only been forced into it on group outings or by girlfriends, so have very few pics, and these are a few yrs old now, but here's almost the whole collection....

me on the right making the most awkward fake smile:

Image Not Found

looking greasy, with some strange creases in my neck, and one eye looking abnormally larger than the other:

Image Not Found

over a decade in the gym, still no muscle tone:

Image Not Found

my best fake smile ever, unfortunately pic came out blurry and I'm fat for the holidays:

Image Not Found

Don't really look all that different now, maybe a little leaner and typically have more facial hair. Below is my attempt at taking a selfie yesterday. Haven't seen myself looking like quite this much of a douche so that was interesting....

Image Not Found

showed the above pic to a lady friend last night and she told me I look like I'm super arrogant and in love with myself....really I was just attempting a smile....she did ask me to send it to her though lol...

pls help me looksmax...




you def look like a Scorpio, when i saw the pic i was like that dude looks like a scorpio



the last picture you look like a hitler jew
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Oxymoron much?

I think you protest too much CC.

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Ands knows all the angles 😍

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Lol
How do I get hydory to post a pic. I’m on the verge of giving up. Every time I give up a piece of me dies



this right there is why I don't post my pic


You’ll just make a lot of ppl very happy. I don’t see how that’s a problem
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I know you're evil inside, once I'll post my pic you'll do like you did to busyeyes
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HeavyEntertainmentShow
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You should audition for a new Supernatural spin-off/prequel, young Bobby Singer.

Wait, oh my effin god look at this uncanniness!!! And you're both Leos.

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Quit being a homo and perving on my pic
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Yeah no, I'm into super-fit young demigods, not 40+ unattractive fat men. But keep believing otherwise, whatever gets your juices going.

PS: I'm not the one liplocking with Crowley.

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That looks a helluva lot like you......just sayin...... don't raise the homo alarm on others until you're ready to fess up yerself, scunner.
Very harsh 😐
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If he's smart, he'll keep his stupidass mouth shut next time.