@firebunny
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I wanna host this year's DXP awards
Posted by ItsMeRoman
To Firebunny
From Everyone on DXP
Hey sweetie. I'll give you an award right away. 🙂
Jed has volunteered. And you'd suck at it anyway.
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Roman, your baby fats are falling off 😄
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by firebunny
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Roman, your baby fats are falling off 😄
I'm sending a message to your mom on FB right now!
So rude!
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Don't worry, I like fat women. I love squeezing something. I wanna hug you and pinch your baby cheeks. 🙂
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Jed has volunteered. And you'd suck at it anyway.
I'm better than your Jed. I'll show you my abs!
bunny got my vote
Posted by hydorah
bunny got my vote
Thank you! 🙂 Please tell others I'm ready.
Posted by Dreamyboy
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Did he really say that in the movie LOL I don't remember hearing that
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Yes
It took 30 seconds to find. LazzzzzzY fish!
Posted by TheTinMan
Start making your categories. To host awards you have to prepare now and not when it's time.I sure as hell don't make a good host. And even if I did nobody pays me no mind. I'm usually seen as a troller.
You mean the person who hosts the awards also comes up with the categories— I only remember Trainwreck Thread of the Year. Lmao.
Maybe @tiziani can help me. @_@
Hmmm... I think Ands and Hydorah are the two best people who could help me with the awards.
Let's see...
1. Trainwreck Thread of the Year
2.
Okay, I'll think more about the categories tomorrow. It's 2 am here in the Philippines.
I nominate the bottlegate thread for trainwreck thread of the year
Posted by hydorah
I nominate the bottlegate thread for trainwreck thread of the year
hey! let's talk about the categories first! can you come up with some?
2. DXP Vocabulary Word of the Year
>>I think you can think of a better name for that category.
Posted by firebunny
Posted by hydorah
I nominate the bottlegate thread for trainwreck thread of the year
hey! let's talk about the categories first! can you come up with some?
2. DXP Vocabulary Word of the Year
>>I think you can think of a better name for that category.
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most ridiculous ands thread of the year
Posted by LooksmaxCamp
I don't host awardsI win them
okay dude. you won't host this year's awards... but can you help me come up with the categories—
1. Trainwreck Thread of the Year
2. Most Ridiculous Ands Thread of the Year
3. DXP Jargon of the Year
4. Love-and-Hate Team of the Year
what else—
Ands, hydorah, please help!
Posted by LooksmaxCamp
Posted by firebunny
Posted by LooksmaxCamp
I don't host awardsI win them
okay dude. you won't host this year's awards... but can you help me come up with the categories—
No you should tally votes
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Ok I will tally the votes then.
new clique candidate of the year
Posted by hydorah
new clique candidate of the year
nice! that's a good one. what about a name for "good threadstarter"?
5. Notorious Leo Moon of the Year
6. Revolutionary Jester of the Year
7. New Clique Candidate of the Year
We need at least 10 awards for this year. We don't need a lot. So I need three more.
What else can you think of?
8. Cute Guy of the Year
9. Gorgeous Smoldering Hot Chick of the Year
10. The Sweetheart Bae of the Year -> for the third sex
11. The Easily-Triggered DXPer of the Year
>> better name/s for this?
12. Funniest Roaster of the Year
>> opposite of #11. better name/s for this?
13. Best Racist Baiting Thread of the Year
*Some of the above-mentioned categories will be eliminated.
The Most Nostalgic "Deleted" Thread of the Year
--- where it will remain in everyone's oblivion. 😢
Oh plz categories are easy. Anything goes right?
- biggest whiny crybaby of the year
- best dxp fight of the year
- best virtual K.O. of the year
- most sexual frustrated user of the year (I know this can be tricky)
- biggest catfish of the year
- most annoying user/thread/post/forum/zodiac of the year
- best dxp anti-/couple of the year
- most superficial user of the year
- best ass kisser of the year
- biggest ALPHA MALE CAT of the year
- biggest BETA MALE dog of the year 😢
- most crazy fe/male rant of the year
...a.s.o
Posted by TheSag
Oh plz categories are easy. Anything goes right?- biggest whiny crybaby of the year
- best dxp fight of the year
- best virtual K.O. of the year
- most sexual frustrated user of the year (I know this can be tricky)
- biggest catfish of the year
- most annoying user/thread/post/forum/zodiac of the year
- best dxp anti-/couple of the year
- most superficial user of the year
- best ass kisser of the year
- biggest ALPHA MALE CAT of the year
- biggest BETA MALE dog of the year 😢
- most crazy fe/male rant of the year
...a.s.o
thank you for the cool suggestions! 🙂
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheSag
Oh plz categories are easy. Anything goes right?- biggest whiny crybaby of the year
- best dxp fight of the year
- best virtual K.O. of the year
- most sexual frustrated user of the year (I know this can be tricky)
- biggest catfish of the year
- most annoying user/thread/post/forum/zodiac of the year
- best dxp anti-/couple of the year
- most superficial user of the year
- best ass kisser of the year
- biggest ALPHA MALE CAT of the year
- biggest BETA MALE dog of the year 😢
- most crazy fe/male rant of the year
...a.s.o
thank you for the cool suggestions! 🙂
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Whenever somebody needs my help, I am here 🙂
Posted by TheSag
Posted by firebunny
Posted by TheSag
Oh plz categories are easy. Anything goes right?- biggest whiny crybaby of the year
- best dxp fight of the year
- best virtual K.O. of the year
- most sexual frustrated user of the year (I know this can be tricky)
- biggest catfish of the year
- most annoying user/thread/post/forum/zodiac of the year
- best dxp anti-/couple of the year
- most superficial user of the year
- best ass kisser of the year
- biggest ALPHA MALE CAT of the year
- biggest BETA MALE dog of the year 😢
- most crazy fe/male rant of the year
...a.s.o
thank you for the cool suggestions! 🙂
Whenever somebody needs my help, I am here 🙂
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Let's talk more about this tomorrow. We need goofy titles to these awards. 🙂
Notification junkie of the year.
Top Z list celebrity
Completely lost without dxpnet
Best positive leader
Best villain
Best click baiter
The golden taco award
Most likely to never sleep
Always optimistic
The R-E-S-P-E-C-T gal of the year award
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
HOW RUDE.I volunteered with my legally blonde gif.
Even though i didnt mean it. Its still rude. I feel.
Hmmm okay I didn't know you volunteered. I'm sorry. Who else has volunteered? I can help you with the categories. Let's talk through this.
please do away with the "best [x sun sign] of the year" awards
*Person Most Blocked
Posted by hydorah
please do away with the "best [x sun sign] of the year" awards
We can have Best Fire Sign Male, etc. 🙂
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
HOW RUDE.I volunteered with my legally blonde gif.
Even though i didnt mean it. Its still rude. I feel.
Hmmm okay I didn't know you volunteered. I'm sorry. Who else has volunteered? I can help you with the categories. Let's talk through this.
Yeah im not chopped liver. But i dont want to host. I just been waiting to use that gif for forever and finally had the chance.
Ok i can be your assistant. How about categories like
1. Most narcissistic
2. Most likely to be a murderer
3. Closet gay
4. Most likely to be a catfish
5. User with the most hidden profiles
6. User with the darkest secret.
7. User with the most sheltered life
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*Best Sock Puppet Account
Posted by Soul
Notification junkie of the year.Top Z list celebrity
Completely lost without dxpnet
Best positive leader
Best villain
Best click baiter
The golden taco award
Most likely to never sleep
Always optimistic
I like your suggestions. Keep them coming! 🙂
Posted by GC02
Vote GC02 for best booty 😉
We will have Best Booty Award then. You already got 2 votes. Good luck! 🙂
Posted by firebunny
The R-E-S-P-E-C-T gal of the year award
This is a new award. It will be given to the woman who is assertive yet commands respect, especially from the men.
Just like these two women:
Hey man, why don't you get together with Kim Jong Un aka @looksmaxcamp
i see great things in the future
what the fuck are these points things—
YOU GOTTA BUY POINTS— FUCK THAT SHIT
WHO THE FUCK
nevermind...
I don't understand you, twinkletoes.
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I have ample time! And nobody seems to be volunteering anyway. 🙂