i'm all jammed up

and i don't mean slathered in the strawberry variety.

i recently took time off work to volunteer for green peace and these idiots sent me to a third world country.

i can get internet but it's restricted. i'm stuck down shit's creek here-- i mean, i'm gladly volunteering my time here --for a while, and i'm going to have to access some sites that are blocked. namely porn, and my green peace volunteer profile page.... and my damn roku. i got slingtv but that shit is fucking blocked. what the fuck am i supposed to do? i've got a laptop, phone, and the motivation to be entertained without seeing hookers.

what are my options here?

alright, before all the wisecracks flood in,

i'm screwing around with VPN's, but i can't seem to get anything working on the laptop.

i'm trying a free one on my phone but it's slow as fucking hell. everything damn near times out.

i might have to just break down and fork over cash for a service.......

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Posted by twinkletoes
and i don't mean slathered in the strawberry variety.

i recently took time off work to volunteer for green peace and these idiots sent me to a third world country.

i can get internet but it's restricted. i'm stuck down shit's creek here-- i mean, i'm gladly volunteering my time here --for a while, and i'm going to have to access some sites that are blocked. namely porn, and my green peace volunteer profile page.... and my damn roku. i got slingtv but that shit is fucking blocked. what the fuck am i supposed to do? i've got a laptop, phone, and the motivation to be entertained without seeing hookers.

what are my options here?

You should have had porn already downloaded to your devices for emergencies like this. Other than that, go smash some of the locals!

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dude i go through porn like toilet paper stop playing.

that's the point of porn.

besides, i brought my clean PC because it runs fast, and i stopped keeping porn on my phone when i pocket texted my boss some of my choice graphix on accident.

Posted by Dreamyboy
What country did they send you to? And what are you helping do? Sounds fun actually

they keep telling me it's called Nonya Biness and it's in the Thockayouan region right outside Siberia...

it's not even on the fuckin maps, i think they are screwing with me.

i don't even know what the fuck we're supposed to be doing. i needed a pencil sharpener today and i had to use a damn rock, i don't know what the fuck is going on here

dont be jammed up twinkie!

bush porn, just spy on the animals going at it

or I can send you porn in your PMs

Posted by LePetitFisk
They dont have National Geographic magazines from 1987 you can read?... maybe some Reader's Digest?

No, they don't. You need to get off your butt and get me a subscription or something

Posted by Dreamyboy
What if your friend emailed you some videos and you downloaded it. Would that work?

hey i love random porn as much as the next guy, but I can foresee a situation in the near future where it would be convenient to access the aforementioned at my leisure. i'm getting sick of netflix, i want my slingtv.

Posted by hydorah
bush porn, just spy on the animals going at it

or I can send you porn in your PMs

DUDE, stop teasing me right now it's been a rough day

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Posted by twinkletoes

Posted by Dreamyboy
What country did they send you to? And what are you helping do? Sounds fun actually

they keep telling me it's called Nonya Biness and it's in the Thockayouan region right outside Siberia...

it's not even on the fuckin maps, i think they are screwing with me.

i don't even know what the fuck we're supposed to be doing. i needed a pencil sharpener today and i had to use a damn rock, i don't know what the fuck is going on here

Interesting. Green Peace wasting recourses?

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no...? the rock was free....

i don't know why there were so many pen sharpeners lying around though....

that shit was just weird.

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Posted by Dreamyboy
What if your friend emailed you some videos and you downloaded it. Would that work?

Hook him up with some scat and fisting from your extensive DVD collection.

I have a few choice materials I can send him too! It crude, but it will get the job done.

Twinkle: Are you into furry or shaved women?

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damn, that sort of thing matters to you?? shit. i've been doing it wrong all this time.

Posted by Dreamyboy

Posted by twinkletoes

Posted by Dreamyboy
What if your friend emailed you some videos and you downloaded it. Would that work?

hey i love random porn as much as the next guy, but I can foresee a situation in the near future where it would be convenient to access the aforementioned at my leisure. i'm getting sick of netflix, i want my slingtv.

You can YouTube breasts exams and vagina exams if you need to rub one out without imagination 😂

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i think i'm gonna puke

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Posted by Dreamyboy
What if your friend emailed you some videos and you downloaded it. Would that work?

Hook him up with some scat and fisting from your extensive DVD collection.

I have a few choice materials I can send him too! It crude, but it will get the job done.

Twinkle: Are you into furry or shaved women?

damn, that sort of thing matters to you?? shit. i've been doing it wrong all this time.

You would be surprised. Most guys want to shaved woman, I need fur on my pussy. I ask because not everyone thinks like me.

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if you like a furry pussy, you like a furry pussy, dude.

i don't think i've got any fetishes.... tube socks maybe? you got any of that shit?

or stockings? dude.... can you get me some thigh high sock shots............

I can't get aroused if there is no hair on the kitty

Trimmed kitty is the best

You can actually find a lot of erotic movies on youtube

Posted by hydorah
I can't get aroused if there is no hair on the kitty

Trimmed kitty is the best

You can actually find a lot of erotic movies on youtube

Erotic movies on youtube? what the fuck dude, are you an a third world country too?

Posted by xkraft
Bro, just fap to @LePetitFisk profile pics.

Works for me.

LMAO really, now.

can you send me any kinky shit, bro?

Posted by LePetitFisk
Are you in the middle of the Amazon forrest? No tribal aboriginal breasts flapping in the wind for you store in your mental fap bank?

Calm dowm.

Posted by LePetitFisk
Are you in the middle of the Amazon forrest? No tribal aboriginal breasts flapping in the wind for you store in your mental fap bank?

I'm pretty sure you have no clue where i'm at. what the fack is a fap bank?

Posted by Dreamyboy
What if your friend emailed you some videos and you downloaded it. Would that work?

😂Bros helping bros

Interesting. You'd think porn would be the one commodity available in the whole damn world.

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Posted by LePetitFisk
Are you in the middle of the Amazon forrest? No tribal aboriginal breasts flapping in the wind for you store in your mental fap bank?

I'm pretty sure you have no clue where i'm at. what the fack is a fap bank?

Mental pantry that stores visual aids to achieve release, man. Good luck wherever you are holed up in...

Maybe scroll and browse through dxp. Im quite certain there's still some scraps of ass pics from previous threads from dxp chix.

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OH SHIT! is your there? cause dang girl... you look like you got a good badunk-adunk.

honestly, i don't even remember making that post, and that was yesterday, i'm pretty screwed in the memory area. i think i'd be dead by now if i wasn't lucky... 🙂

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Posted by WarAngel1

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Posted by Dreamyboy
What if your friend emailed you some videos and you downloaded it. Would that work?

Hook him up with some scat and fisting from your extensive DVD collection.

I have a few choice materials I can send him too! It crude, but it will get the job done.

Twinkle: Are you into furry or shaved women?

damn, that sort of thing matters to you?? shit. i've been doing it wrong all this time.

You would be surprised. Most guys want to shaved woman, I need fur on my pussy. I ask because not everyone thinks like me.

I like a little hair.. like a number 3-4 on my face trimmer lol

I get a four on the sides when I get a haircut. That's a good number.

I want women, not dolls.

Something about bald vajs idk.. it's ok but I need a little hair atleast lol

It just don't feel the same lol

Amen brother! Time to bring back furry poon! 😁🤣

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bald, furry, doesn't matter to me... hell even a landing strip if i feel like getting dirty

i'm not gonna lie. i'm reading this thread again and i'm so confused right now....

i appreciate all the kinky stuff in my inbox, you guys are life preservers....

but a followup question, would i be able to setup a vpn or some other protocol to maintain my independance? i hesitate to mention this, but my aries moon really prefers to not rely on anyone or anything

ugh. i'm soooo bored. i think i might start, ugh. reading... things like books or something.

this shit sucks.