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@SassyKiwi
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Posted by Undine
Why would a woman, 10 years his junior, pass as his grandma?

Posted by Weeds
She denies it.

Posted by Vicktoria
I think they're both unattractive. 🤷


Posted by SassyKiwi
Look at that man going for a classy woman instead of a 24 year old bimbo.... she could pass off as his granma but he don't care.
I was willing to drop everything to become his 24 year old bimbo...😭

Posted by HighAnds
i thought that was helen mirren


Posted by Vicktoria Cap and Virgo


Posted by kreolPosted by Black-MambaPosted by kreolPosted by Black-Mamba
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww he left me for that
You had a chance!
With Virgos, all the time. They're insecure weirdos tho, case in point Keanu Reeves
Salty 😝 don’t be like Romanclick to expand


Posted by ELIGAB
If she's a capricorn
She's there to take all his money






Posted by HighAnds
i wonder how many grandmas are boldly hitting on keanu now that they know he goes for grannies? spray on the elizabeth taylor white diamonds gurl


Posted by SassyKiwi




Posted by SassyKiwiPosted by Undine
Why would a woman, 10 years his junior, pass as his grandma?
Exaggeration. She is proudly rocking grey hair and looks beautiful. My MIL is 64 but she REFUSES to let anyone catch her with a strand of grey hair so she constantly dyes her hair.click to expand

Posted by Undine
I'm not surprised she makes Keanu look happy again. This woman even brought Tiz out of his hiding 😄!
....for a minute or so....

Posted by GemitatiPosted by SassyKiwiPosted by Undine
Why would a woman, 10 years his junior, pass as his grandma?
Exaggeration. She is proudly rocking grey hair and looks beautiful. My MIL is 64 but she REFUSES to let anyone catch her with a strand of grey hair so she constantly dyes her hair.
She ain’t rockin’ shit! Her hair dyed platinum!click to expand


Posted by Black-MambaPosted by ElvisStalinWoods
For all the pain and loss he's gone through, he probably knows to appreciate the value of a genuine love, instead of going for superficial crap
How can he genuinely love a Capricorn? Forget the wrinkles on this lady face
I’m a huge Keanu fan but him ending up with a Capricorn is hella minus points in my eyes
I’ve never met a Capricorn who truly loves...they’re all about life style
Also extremely annoying ppl. That tells me a lot about himclick to expand
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I was willing to drop everything to become his 24 year old bimbo...😭