Post your bulge

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by brianafay on Friday, August 3, 2018 and has 79 replies.

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Ariqua

Posted by justagirl

look at us thirsty hoes.... *eyeball emoji*

I’m having a rough week at work 🤣 a dick imprint pic would make it 👌🏼 This much better.

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Same.. I was just talking earlier about how grouchy I am today. This thread makes it all bettttttter.

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@aquasnoz
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by nanobot

Should I make a "Post your Cameltoe" thread next?

I'll comply with this thread if you make that thread

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Dolluxxe

So this for penises only?

No cameltoes?

well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Ixion

* Looks down at raging man bulge* ....*Looks over at picture of gf*.......*puts down camera*

Smart man.

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@Dolluxxe
9 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Dolluxxe

So this for penises only?

No cameltoes?

well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.

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First, booty

Now penis bulge

Why don't we go a lil extra and ask for cameltoes?

It's dxp after all.

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@enfant_terrible
18 Years10,000+ PostsLeo

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Dolluxxe

So this for penises only?

No cameltoes?

well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.

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Why do women pussyshame?

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Dolluxxe

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Dolluxxe

So this for penises only?

No cameltoes?

well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.

First, booty

Now penis bulge

Why don't we go a lil extra and ask for cameltoes?

It's dxp after all.

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Make the thread! lol

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@Dolluxxe
9 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by HeartofTopazz

Posted by Dolluxxe

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Dolluxxe

So this for penises only?

No cameltoes?

well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.

First, booty

Now penis bulge

Why don't we go a lil extra and ask for cameltoes?

It's dxp after all.

Mine won’t fit in the camera lense

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Not even this?

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Ixion

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Dolluxxe

So this for penises only?

No cameltoes?

well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.

Nah fat pum pum is fashionable homie... yeen know?

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Not a specialty of mine, so no, didn't know. LOL

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@Dolluxxe
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Posted by Arkansassy

Posted by Dolluxxe

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Dolluxxe

So this for penises only?

No cameltoes?

well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.

First, booty

Now penis bulge

Why don't we go a lil extra and ask for cameltoes?

It's dxp after all.

I vote buttholes

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And here I was prepping for my thirst trap. Oh wait..

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by justagirl

Posted by Dolluxxe

So this for penises only?

No cameltoes?

well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.

Why do women pussyshame?

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Why can't people realize sarcasm in a joke thread

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Ixion

Posted by Arkansassy

Posted by Ixion

Posted by nanobot

I feel very attacked right now as a woman with 1 puffy poosay 🐡🐡🐡🐡

@Arkansassy and I are here for you ^_^

Two alllll beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, *no cheese*.. pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!

Extra large bun...and don't worry about the pickles girl I brought my own 😏

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/dead at this lol

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by GemLover

Posted by Arkansassy

I wonder when @GemLover is gonna show up to call all you ladies perverts

The fuck dude. What's wrong with you? Are you like retarded or something? You seem to can't keep my name out your mouth. I had no intention to be on this thread. I didn't even bothered to click on this thread till now. I'm not at all interesting in this thread. I'm not gay. And you are the only pervert on here.

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Nawwww, I see at least 8 of us in this thread.

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@Barber_The_1st
8 Years

I almost took a picture of my chubby belly, but then I realized what this thread is really about.

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by edgelord

i want a cleavage thread. but there's almost no gay women on dxp and it's not like emhendo is gonna post her rack. 😢

You have to be clever about this

“Post your ant hills”

“Post your sports bra”

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by edgelord

i want a cleavage thread. but there's almost no gay women on dxp and it's not like emhendo is gonna post her rack. 😢

Actually on second thought maybe it shouldn’t come from you or dazed for a start 😂

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@nikkistar
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Posted by Arkansassy

Posted by GemLover

Posted by Arkansassy

I wonder when @GemLover is gonna show up to call all you ladies perverts

The fuck dude. What's wrong with you? Are you like retarded or something? You seem to can't keep my name out your mouth. I had no intention to be on this thread. I didn't even bothered to click on this thread till now. I'm not at all interesting in this thread. I'm not gay. And you are the only pervert on here.

Are you making fun of retarded people now?

And dude.. you've had my name in your mouth at least once a day for two weeks now.

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Ironic, isn't it?

He's done the same shit to me for months. And I've responded 1 time recently to tell him the same shit he's bitching about, about you.

Lulz

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by Superman77

Posted by Arkansassy

Posted by GemLover

Posted by Arkansassy

Posted by edgelord

i want a cleavage thread. but there's almost no gay women on dxp and it's not like emhendo is gonna post her rack. 😢

@GemLover gonna call you a pervert. Best watch yourself

#mute

You're the biggest joke of DXP

Did he take my spot?

Better step up my game

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Not nearly as pervy

And you’re not a Gemini so you automatically win life’s lotto (lol sorry gems)

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@nikkistar
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Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by HeartofTopazz

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by Ariqua

Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname

Can mine be named "mondaine"?

Montaine can’t come

To the phone right now

It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.

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@nikkistar
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Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by HeartofTopazz

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by Ariqua

Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname

Can mine be named "mondaine"?

Montaine can’t come

To the phone right now

It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.

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I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.

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Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by HeartofTopazz

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by Ariqua

Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname

Can mine be named "mondaine"?

Montaine can’t come

To the phone right now

It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.

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I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.

Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?

The salad is where it’s at

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Now I made myself hungry. Great.

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@nikkistar
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Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by HeartofTopazz

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by Ariqua

Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname

Can mine be named "mondaine"?

Montaine can’t come

To the phone right now

It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.

Image Not Found

I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.

Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?

The salad is where it’s at

Now I made myself hungry. Great.

Damn woman. Now I gotta text the Mrs and eat out tonight

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I'm sure she has something for you to eat *wink wink*... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by HeartofTopazz

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by Ariqua

Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname

Can mine be named "mondaine"?

Montaine can’t come

To the phone right now

It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.

Image Not Found

I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.

Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?

The salad is where it’s at

Now I made myself hungry. Great.

Damn woman. Now I gotta text the Mrs and eat out tonight

I'm sure she has something for you to eat *wink wink*... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Been eating that daily for a while now. Whoever said it was fat free is full of shit. I’ve gained 6 lbs in 3 weeks

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Hold up that kinda weight gain might mean your pregnant. Time to pee on a stick!

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

I'm waiting for @arkansassy to personally model his cock cage for us. 😈😈😈👀👀👀👀👀👀

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@brianafay
20 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by Superman77

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by HeartofTopazz

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by Ariqua

Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname

Can mine be named "mondaine"?

Montaine can’t come

To the phone right now

It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.

Image Not Found

I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.

Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?

The salad is where it’s at

Now I made myself hungry. Great.

Damn woman. Now I gotta text the Mrs and eat out tonight

I'm sure she has something for you to eat *wink wink*... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Been eating that daily for a while now. Whoever said it was fat free is full of shit. I’ve gained 6 lbs in 3 weeks

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God bless Leos

Amen 🙏🏻

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@justagirl
13 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by edgelord

i want a cleavage thread. but there's almost no gay women on dxp and it's not like emhendo is gonna post her rack. 😢

"Rate - a- rack" ever see that thread on eq2flames? LMFAO my guild did one for the guild females...

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@Metatron
9 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Black-Mamba

I just thought of someone.

@metatron

whats up?

Don't play stupid. Lol

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Metatron is an asexual being on dxp moving forward....

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please don't attempt to rape me...you won't enjoy it...

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Metatron

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by Metatron

Posted by Black-Mamba

I just thought of someone.

@metatron

whats up?

Don't play stupid. Lol

Metatron is an asexual being on dxp moving forward....

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please don't attempt to rape me...you won't enjoy it...

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Bro. You gonna make me use the big guns huh?

Alright you asked for it. You should know me by now....

THIS AIN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE LIED AND PRETENDED TO BE SOMETHING YOU AREN'T.

*Drops Mic*

Good day. Lol

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