@brianafay
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look at us thirsty hoes.... *eyeball emoji*
I'm just here for the.....
Who am I kidding 😈
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hahahahahahahaha
look at us thirsty hoes.... *eyeball emoji*
I’m having a rough week at work 🤣 a dick imprint pic would make it 👌🏼 This much better.
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Same.. I was just talking earlier about how grouchy I am today. This thread makes it all bettttttter.
😄
@arkansassy
Are you a stripper cop?
I was last Halloween 😄
Should I make a "Post your Cameltoe" thread next?
I'll comply with this thread if you make that thread
You won't...
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.
* Looks down at raging man bulge* ....*Looks over at picture of gf*.......*puts down camera*
Smart man.
Ohh officer, I've been a bad girl!
Who needs foreplay when you got a uniform
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.
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First, booty
Now penis bulge
Why don't we go a lil extra and ask for cameltoes?
It's dxp after all.
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.
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Why do women pussyshame?
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.
First, booty
Now penis bulge
Why don't we go a lil extra and ask for cameltoes?
It's dxp after all.
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Make the thread! lol
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.
First, booty
Now penis bulge
Why don't we go a lil extra and ask for cameltoes?
It's dxp after all.
Mine won’t fit in the camera lense
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Not even this?
I am praying to God that terramine doesn't get unbanned today and finds this thread.
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.
Nah fat pum pum is fashionable homie... yeen know?
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Not a specialty of mine, so no, didn't know. LOL
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.
First, booty
Now penis bulge
Why don't we go a lil extra and ask for cameltoes?
It's dxp after all.
I vote buttholes
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And here I was prepping for my thirst trap. Oh wait..
IF YOU SQUINT REAL HARD...AYYYLMAO
Ayyyyy look at rabbit coming thru
Should I make a "Post your Cameltoe" thread next?
Yes
@arkansassy
xD DXP has seen enough of me for the year
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
well if a woman's vajayjay is bulging, I think imma pass on seeing that.
Why do women pussyshame?
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Why can't people realize sarcasm in a joke thread
So this for penises only?
No cameltoes?
A bulge is a bulge
I feel very attacked right now as a woman with 1 puffy poosay 🐡🐡🐡🐡
@Arkansassy and I are here for you ^_^
Two alllll beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, *no cheese*.. pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun!
Extra large bun...and don't worry about the pickles girl I brought my own 😏
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/dead at this lol
I wonder when @GemLover is gonna show up to call all you ladies perverts
The fuck dude. What's wrong with you? Are you like retarded or something? You seem to can't keep my name out your mouth. I had no intention to be on this thread. I didn't even bothered to click on this thread till now. I'm not at all interesting in this thread. I'm not gay. And you are the only pervert on here.
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Nawwww, I see at least 8 of us in this thread.
I almost took a picture of my chubby belly, but then I realized what this thread is really about.
i want a cleavage thread. but there's almost no gay women on dxp and it's not like emhendo is gonna post her rack. 😢
You have to be clever about this
“Post your ant hills”
“Post your sports bra”
i want a cleavage thread. but there's almost no gay women on dxp and it's not like emhendo is gonna post her rack. 😢
Actually on second thought maybe it shouldn’t come from you or dazed for a start 😂
I wonder when @GemLover is gonna show up to call all you ladies perverts
The fuck dude. What's wrong with you? Are you like retarded or something? You seem to can't keep my name out your mouth. I had no intention to be on this thread. I didn't even bothered to click on this thread till now. I'm not at all interesting in this thread. I'm not gay. And you are the only pervert on here.
Are you making fun of retarded people now?
And dude.. you've had my name in your mouth at least once a day for two weeks now.
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Ironic, isn't it?
He's done the same shit to me for months. And I've responded 1 time recently to tell him the same shit he's bitching about, about you.
Lulz
@nikkistar is terramine really banned? what did he do—
Went on a spree of telling people to kill themselves.
i want a cleavage thread. but there's almost no gay women on dxp and it's not like emhendo is gonna post her rack. 😢
@GemLover gonna call you a pervert. Best watch yourself
You're the biggest joke of DXP
Did he take my spot?
Better step up my game
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Not nearly as pervy
And you’re not a Gemini so you automatically win life’s lotto (lol sorry gems)
Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname
Can mine be named "mondaine"?
Montaine can’t come
To the phone right now
It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.
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Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname
Can mine be named "mondaine"?
Montaine can’t come
To the phone right now
It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.
I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.
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Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?
Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname
Can mine be named "mondaine"?
Montaine can’t come
To the phone right now
It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.
I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.
Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?
The salad is where it’s at
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Now I made myself hungry. Great.
Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname
Can mine be named "mondaine"?
Montaine can’t come
To the phone right now
It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.
I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.
Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?
The salad is where it’s at
Now I made myself hungry. Great.
Damn woman. Now I gotta text the Mrs and eat out tonight
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I'm sure she has something for you to eat *wink wink*... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry gals, my jeans are about 1 or 2 sizes too big right now, so there's a lot of excess fabric there...
https://www.dxpnet.com/users/image/?id=7062650
What was it you said, about illusion?
Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname
Can mine be named "mondaine"?
Montaine can’t come
To the phone right now
It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.
I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.
Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?
The salad is where it’s at
Now I made myself hungry. Great.
Damn woman. Now I gotta text the Mrs and eat out tonight
I'm sure she has something for you to eat *wink wink*... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been eating that daily for a while now. Whoever said it was fat free is full of shit. I’ve gained 6 lbs in 3 weeks
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Hold up that kinda weight gain might mean your pregnant. Time to pee on a stick!
I'm waiting for @arkansassy to personally model his cock cage for us. 😈😈😈👀👀👀👀👀👀
Post your wangs and we shall give them a nickname
Can mine be named "mondaine"?
Montaine can’t come
To the phone right now
It's DXP so I can't just say mundane...I need to butcher the spelling.
I asked Fisk to meet me at all of garden but she didn't respond.
Who could pass up the unlimited breadsticks?
The salad is where it’s at
Now I made myself hungry. Great.
Damn woman. Now I gotta text the Mrs and eat out tonight
I'm sure she has something for you to eat *wink wink*... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Been eating that daily for a while now. Whoever said it was fat free is full of shit. I’ve gained 6 lbs in 3 weeks
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God bless Leos
Amen 🙏🏻
i want a cleavage thread. but there's almost no gay women on dxp and it's not like emhendo is gonna post her rack. 😢
"Rate - a- rack" ever see that thread on eq2flames? LMFAO my guild did one for the guild females...
I just thought of someone.
whats up?
I just thought of someone.
whats up?
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Don't play stupid. Lol
Lmao. This threads shows me how savage we women are.
I just thought of someone.
whats up?
Don't play stupid. Lol
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Metatron is an asexual being on dxp moving forward....
please don't attempt to rape me...you won't enjoy it...
I just thought of someone.
whats up?
Don't play stupid. Lol
Metatron is an asexual being on dxp moving forward....
please don't attempt to rape me...you won't enjoy it...
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Bro. You gonna make me use the big guns huh?
Alright you asked for it. You should know me by now....
THIS AIN'T THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE LIED AND PRETENDED TO BE SOMETHING YOU AREN'T.
*Drops Mic*
Good day. Lol
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