CreepyPants
@CreepyPants
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Posted by starlover
..there is also a cool cat called Adolf 😄 that lives next door to my ex and she follows me down the road too haha

Posted by Montgomery
"I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination."
-Hunter S. Thompson
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Posted by james tate
SATAN HASN'T A SINGLE HELPER;
THE OPPOSITION EMPLOYS MILLIONS.
THE HOUNDS, THE HOUNDS
COME BAYING AT MY HEELS,
THE HOUNDS, THE HOUNDS!
THE BREATH OF DEATH I FEEL.
FROM THE BOOK OF COUNTED SORROWS



Posted by james tate
good stuff
i would love to show you good stuff
by the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes,
willam shakespeare









Posted by LibraSid
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating... Take him to that bitch's front door and see if his wife connects.
At the fast food counter...
Me: let me get a vodka please.
Cashier: sir, this is McDonald's.
Me: fine, a McVodka then.
Kids have so much energy because they siphon it from their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

Posted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson

Posted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson
Everyone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apcclick to expand


Posted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTennPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson
Everyone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
avoid rape, say yes?
click to expand

Posted by aquapiscescusp
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
~ C.S. Lewis

Posted by CapTennPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTennPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson
Everyone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
avoid rape, say yes?
Better......I suppose.click to expand

Posted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTennPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTennPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson
Everyone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
avoid rape, say yes?
Better......I suppose.
Just kidding obviously ~click to expand

Posted by LibraSid
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating... Take him to that bitch's front door and see if his wife connects

Posted by CapTennPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTennPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTennPosted by aquapiscescuspPosted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson
Everyone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
avoid rape, say yes?
Better......I suppose.
Just kidding obviously ~
Obviously, yes, unless you have a fetish that you'd like to divulge?
Hmmmclick to expand

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