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WINTER IS COMING 😛
Salad is only manly if it contains something that used to have a face.
-Man Code
Posted by wagtail
WINTER IS COMING 😛
It's still winter here, sigh.
yeh, heading into it down here... Not looking forward to it, but should be mild if Global warming is all it's cracked up to be. Just very wet.
The Dude: Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding."
-Gibran
"I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination."
-Hunter S. Thompson
🙂
Posted by starlover
..there is also a cool cat called Adolf 😄 that lives next door to my ex and she follows me down the road too haha
Aww.
I have one kitty who stays outside (except to eat, and when it rains), and she *always* follows when I walk.
I get the feeling she's trying to keep an eye on me to make sure I'm coming back.
Posted by Montgomery
"I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination."-Hunter S. Thompson
🙂
Oh nice 🙂
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm".
--Churchill
I don't know if this was posted 7 pages deep, but....
—Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.?? ~ Alphonse Karr
"My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, compassion, some humor and some style " ~ Maya Angelou
"I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it" Maya Angelou
"As I stand against the wall watching the crowd dance to the music that's being played, The One walks up and says 'care to dance'. I say, 'no. let's get out of here and make our own music'". ~beautifulsoul, DXP hardcore romantic
"Everyday we live up or down to whatever we tell ourselves." ~ Dwayne Morgan, fav spoken word artist
"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment" ~ Dorothy Neville
"I am de rudeness in yuh face, I am de riddim in yuh waist--tell dem..."....😄
Nice Phoenix 🙂
"If I cut you off, chances are you handed me the scissors"
"If yir not happy, f**k off!" - Dave the Rave, Glasgow
"To label me is to negate me"
-Soren Kierkegaard
—By the duty to be happy, I thus refer to the ideology... that urges us to evaluate everything in terms of pleasure and displeasure...on the one hand, we have to make the most of our lives; on the other, we have to be sorry and punish ourselves if we don't succeed in doing so. This is a perversion of a very beautiful idea: that everyone has a right to control his own destiny and to improve his life.??
- Pascal Bruckner
—Ultimately, 'how's it going?' is the most futile and the most profound of questions. To answer it precisely, one would have to make a scrupulous inventory of one's psyche, considering each aspect in detail. No matter: we have to say 'fine' out of politeness and civility and change the subject, or else ruminate the question during our whole lives and reserve our reply for afterward.??
?? Pascal Bruckner
A little on him..his book "The bitter moon" should be read by anyone at some point in their lives. There was a movie about it, so I am going to throw some quotes from there.
Mimi: I want to marry you. I want to give you babies. I want to give you the rest of my life!
Oscar: I don't want the rest of your life. I want my own.
Oscar: In the eyes of every woman, I could see the reflection of the next.
Oscar: Nothing ever surpass the rapture of that first awakening. I might have been Adam with the taste of apple fresh in my mouth. I was looking at all the beauty in the world embodied in a single female form and I knew, with sudden blinding certainty, this was IT!
SATAN HASN'T A SINGLE HELPER;
THE OPPOSITION EMPLOYS MILLIONS.
THE HOUNDS, THE HOUNDS
COME BAYING AT MY HEELS,
THE HOUNDS, THE HOUNDS!
THE BREATH OF DEATH I FEEL.
FROM THE BOOK OF COUNTED SORROWS
Posted by james tate
SATAN HASN'T A SINGLE HELPER;
THE OPPOSITION EMPLOYS MILLIONS.THE HOUNDS, THE HOUNDS
COME BAYING AT MY HEELS,
THE HOUNDS, THE HOUNDS!
THE BREATH OF DEATH I FEEL.FROM THE BOOK OF COUNTED SORROWS
Good stuff :o)
LOLOL
good stuff
i would love to show you good stuff
by the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes,
willam shakespeare
Posted by james tate
good stuffi would love to show you good stuff
by the pricking of my thumbs,
something wicked this way comes,willam shakespeare
Please elaborate.
NOT HERE I DON'T WANT TO BE BAND AGAIN.
Posted by james tate
NOT HERE I DON'T WANT TO BE BAND AGAIN.
Which band was that? 😄
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
~ C.S. Lewis
Our lives can change direction in an instant. And it's possible that an entire adult can be determined by such a moment ??_sparkling like gold in the dross of everyday existence. -Iain Pears
you're not bored, you're boring.
I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth. And truth rewarded me. -Simone De Beauvoir fellow cap sun/pisces moon
One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star -Nietzche
The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all -R Branson
Lol @ You're not bored, you're boring -- so true
"When you throw dirt, you lose ground".
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
When you're crying, nobody sees your tears.
When you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
When you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But fart just one time...
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating... Take him to that bitch's front door and see if his wife connects.
At the fast food counter...
Me: let me get a vodka please.
Cashier: sir, this is McDonald's.
Me: fine, a McVodka then.
Kids have so much energy because they siphon it from their parents like midget gasoline thieves.
Posted by LibraSid
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating... Take him to that bitch's front door and see if his wife connects.At the fast food counter...
Me: let me get a vodka please.
Cashier: sir, this is McDonald's.
Me: fine, a McVodka then.Kids have so much energy because they siphon it from their parents like midget gasoline thieves.
😆 😄
Posted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson
Everyone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
Posted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike TysonEveryone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
click to expand
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
reminds me of a pretty bad quote somewhere
"It's not rape, it's surprise sex" ahhh terrible.
Posted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike TysonEveryone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
avoid rape, say yes?
click to expand
Better......I suppose.
Posted by aquapiscescusp
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.~ C.S. Lewis
I like this one better.
Posted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike TysonEveryone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
avoid rape, say yes?
Better......I suppose.
click to expand
Just kidding obviously ~
Posted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike TysonEveryone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
avoid rape, say yes?
Better......I suppose.
Just kidding obviously ~
click to expand
Obviously, yes, unless you have a fetish that you'd like to divulge?
Hmmm
Posted by LibraSid
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating... Take him to that bitch's front door and see if his wife connects
Wife!!!
Damn autocorrect.
See if his wifi connects...
Posted by CapTenn
Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike TysonEveryone has a plan until you get accused of rape -- apc
That makes me uncomfortable, apc. No "consensual" sex for you!
avoid rape, say yes?
Better......I suppose.
Just kidding obviously ~
Obviously, yes, unless you have a fetish that you'd like to divulge?
Hmmmclick to expand
Yeah... Nah 😄
AQUA, AQUA
YOU ARE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS
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Our lives can change direction in an instant. And it is possible that an entire adult can be determined by such a moment
...Sparkling like gold in the dross of every day. -Ian Pears