Dazed
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@Black-Mamba
Size of your Hoohoo
@Black-Mamba
Like a tiny house
Looks small from the outside but is quite spacious and functional once you’re inside
Looks small from the outside but is quite spacious and functional once you’re inside
Posted by Dreamyboy
Tell me when to stop at how many fingers or which finger
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Posted by brianafay
Like a tiny house
Looks small from the outside but is quite spacious and functional once you’re inside
You have a T.A.R.D.I.S. for a hoohah?
Posted by Leeta
I remember a few years ago I was sitting with a large group of ppl when one of the guys there I didn't know struck up a convo with me. He seemed nice and then suddenly leaned in towards me and wrapped his thumb and middle finger around my wrist and said you have tiny wrists which means your vagina is small.
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Hate to burst your bubble but when you lose weight your wrist get smaller but vj is not getting smaller...so...that guy is an idiot!
Men have different finger sizes.
One can insert 4 when another hits 1.
Stupid assumption and all...
One can insert 4 when another hits 1.
Stupid assumption and all...
Posted by TheRabbit
Didn't @astrobyn once jam a ruler in her vag to measure it?
Wait...I don’t think CC asked how deep. You always screw shit up bozo!
Posted by enfant_terriblePosted by _Dazed
@Black-Mamba
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I believe I shared that picture to you in confidence....
You’ve violated site agreement!
My 🌸 looks like Kylie Jenner’s 1st set of lips 👄...the real ones 😂.
Petite curtains and very soft 👌🏻 cuz coconut oil 🥥 is amazing.
Petite curtains and very soft 👌🏻 cuz coconut oil 🥥 is amazing.
Posted by TheRabbit
Didn't @astrobyn once jam a ruler in her vag to measure it?
it wasn't a ruler, you insert sex toy and measure after.
This was forever ago but I want to say it was somewhere 7.5, If I was a man I'd be happy with that.
But the vagina is not fixed organ, it stretches and contracts like yoga pants.
Please trim your nails before sticking your finger in or you might cut me.
My pussy is moody...
Has happend a few times.
My pussy is moody...
Has happend a few times.
bump
Butthole not included 😆
The real question is can you tell the size of a womans kitty from just inspecting her dirty panties?
Is there any scientific research in this, or can I be the first?
Is there any scientific research in this, or can I be the first?
Real question.
How can someone call someone else thirsty when all they post about is being a stripper influencer, and talk about being in a bikini on a party boat of some dude she is FWB with? And "noticing" the aqua/cancer or whatever dude who she is bitching about that doesn't want to settle down with her, is looking her way and "bothered" she's hanging out with the other guy that she knows is hanging out with her because she's "hot" and makes his boat look good?
How can someone call someone else thirsty when all they post about is being a stripper influencer, and talk about being in a bikini on a party boat of some dude she is FWB with? And "noticing" the aqua/cancer or whatever dude who she is bitching about that doesn't want to settle down with her, is looking her way and "bothered" she's hanging out with the other guy that she knows is hanging out with her because she's "hot" and makes his boat look good?
Posted by nikkistar
Real question.
How can someone call someone else thirsty when all they post about is being a stripper influencer, and talk about being in a bikini on a party boat of some dude she is FWB with? And "noticing" the aqua/cancer or whatever dude who she is bitching about that doesn't want to settle down with her, is looking her way and "bothered" she's hanging out with the other guy that she knows is hanging out with her because she's "hot" and makes his boat look good?
I prefer the shout-out....
HEY fuck face...you thirsty!
Now you try...
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Posted by LostinmyMind11Posted by nikkistar
Real question.
How can someone call someone else thirsty when all they post about is being a stripper influencer, and talk about being in a bikini on a party boat of some dude she is FWB with? And "noticing" the aqua/cancer or whatever dude who she is bitching about that doesn't want to settle down with her, is looking her way and "bothered" she's hanging out with the other guy that she knows is hanging out with her because she's "hot" and makes his boat look good?
I prefer the shout-out....
HEY fuck face...you thirsty!
Now you try...
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Been there. Done that. Even quoted her and posted her stuff in the aging catlady thread. Lol
Posted by nikkistar
Real question.
How can someone call someone else thirsty when all they post about is being a stripper influencer, and talk about being in a bikini on a party boat of some dude she is FWB with? And "noticing" the aqua/cancer or whatever dude who she is bitching about that doesn't want to settle down with her, is looking her way and "bothered" she's hanging out with the other guy that she knows is hanging out with her because she's "hot" and makes his boat look good?
She makes his boat looks good?
Are you talking about @LadyNeptune?
Posted by Soul
The real question is can you tell the size of a womans kitty from just inspecting her dirty panties?
Is there any scientific research in this, or can I be the first?
What’s dirty panties? And why it’s dirty? And why are you inspecting it? Is it your job? What’s the title? Is it your day job? Etc.
Posted by mudra_
What sizs is your hoo hoo dazed
He said if 8 inches big...his isn’t big then.
So...can you work with this number?
Posted by mudra_Posted by _DazedPosted by mudra_
What sizs is your hoo hoo dazed
My man boohoo?
Yea. And the circumference of your boodooclick to expand
There is no free falling poopoo coming out my boodoo.
Posted by mudra_Posted by _DazedPosted by mudra_Posted by _DazedPosted by mudra_
What sizs is your hoo hoo dazed
My man boohoo?
Yea. And the circumference of your boodoo
There is no free falling poopoo coming out my boodoo.
You just came home from the bar didnt you lolclick to expand
No. Came home straight from work. Why?
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