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Who would be in your DXP Mafia?
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@Nemilicious
@exo
I'll think about the rest but these have what it takes for this specific line of work. I'll be the peaceful consigliere (fun fact: mafia boss who reigned the longest: ~32 years was a Virgo - John T Scalish)
Not sure about having what it takes but they're Italian so that goes with the territory.
Posted by exo
damnata, phoenix, elle, getmisted, nights. 😛
Posted by Damnata
@Nemilicious@exo
I'll think about the rest but these have what it takes for this specific line of work. I'll be the peaceful consigliere (fun fact: mafia boss who reigned the longest: ~32 years was a Virgo - John T Scalish)
Not sure about having what it takes but they're Italian so that goes with the territory.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8zUlTZmhuCg/VmD0KIDWksI/AAAAAAAAJq4/BFKAVMgwMvk/s640/goodfellas-tommy% 2Bdesimone% 2Bpesci.png
Someone needs to play Joe Pesci
Posted by Damnata
@Nemilicious@exo
I'll think about the rest but these have what it takes for this specific line of work. I'll be the peaceful consigliere (fun fact: mafia boss who reigned the longest: ~32 years was a Virgo - John T Scalish)
Not sure about having what it takes but they're Italian so that goes with the territory.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8zUlTZmhuCg/VmD0KIDWksI/AAAAAAAAJq4/BFKAVMgwMvk/s640/goodfellas-tommy% 2Bdesimone% 2Bpesci.png
Someone needs to play Joe Pesci
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Indeed.
for my maffia gang:
@clay because she's cray, we need someone like that. Scary and capable of anything
@ands, because I think he's a pimp in real life, he'd bring some money
@firebunny our mama's boy lawyer
@tiziani and @palerio would be our pretty boys
@prince_pisces we'd use him to corrupt some politicians
@rockyroad and @busyeyes to bash down doors
@koniuchaa , she'd just eat up all my hard earned money
@eva_the_diva would be la mamma
EnochtheWise • (Eva blows on right index finger....BLOCKED!) "SNAKE - aka Scorpio" 😡 (he's Brasi Family) 😆
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by hydorah
@eva_the_diva would be la mamma
That's right! I protect "La Familia" 😄
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by clay
I only need p-angel by my side
best answer. lol
Posted by Prince_Pisces
Pretty much anyone who would do all the hard work for me.
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lol same. 😆
Posted by irreconcilabledifferences
firebunnyuvd
clay
one bird with three stones
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Uh, expression is, "Killing three birds w/ONE stone" 😆
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by irreconcilabledifferences
firebunnyuvd
clay
one bird with three stones
Uh, expression is, "Killing three birds w/ONE stone" 😆
I know. I wrote it like that on purpose, I mean to say that all three DXPers ands mentioned are one and the same person trolling under different accounts.
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I knew that, too 😆 I LOVE David Bowie! RIP 😭
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by hydorah
@eva_the_diva would be la mammaThat's right! I protect "La Familia" 😄
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
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always there to dispense hugs and pasta
Posted by irreconcilabledifferences
firebunnyuvd
clay
one bird with three stones
Uh, expression is, "Killing three birds w/ONE stone" 😆
I know. I wrote it like that on purpose, I mean to say that all three DXPers ands mentioned are one and the same person trolling under different accounts.
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I think UVD is real
Posted by hydorah
@eva_the_diva would be la mammaThat's right! I protect "La Familia" 😄
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
always there to dispense hugs and pasta
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AND vino! Don't forget the vino! 🍹
🤗 Cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
DXP Mafias, watch out!!!
I'd want Damnata, GetMisted, Scuffles, and Starwars on my team. Good or bad side for that matter. Those people are really good players and pay attention to fine details.
Posted by Soul
I'd want Damnata, GetMisted, Scuffles, and Starwars on my team. Good or bad side for that matter. Those people are really good players and pay attention to fine details.
starwars is funny, always so mean but sweet 😆. i like phoenixrising too. she makes the best gifs on the site!!
i like the virgos though, damnie and yupvirgo. lol even with all his PDA gifs.
Posted by Hare
LOL @ DXP badassesNone of you are fit to be members of an organized crime operation.
You'll all be too worried about either who's going to feed your cats or figuring out where to park your car tonight to keep the repo guys from finding it.
it doesn't seem right to post viper assassination. lol
it should be, a comedy. DeadPOOP guild, not mafia.
This would be my list of 'absolutely' -
Champranger
Scruffles.
Nights.
Elle.
Exo.
Hare.
Starwars.
PhoenixRising.
This would be my list of 'maybe' -
Deadpoop.
Damnata.
Dazed.
Tachi.
Tiz.
Ram416.
Nemesis.
Shadowcat.
Ajna, Plagued, Fragrance and Piscis_Hominis
The UnderestimatedCovertOvertSquad.
Hard-core with a soft underbelly.
If you win, you get three guided meditation sessions and a years supply of yoga mats.
Posted by Damnata
@Nemilicious@exo
I'll think about the rest but these have what it takes for this specific line of work. I'll be the peaceful consigliere (fun fact: mafia boss who reigned the longest: ~32 years was a Virgo - John T Scalish)
Not sure about having what it takes but they're Italian so that goes with the territory.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-8zUlTZmhuCg/VmD0KIDWksI/AAAAAAAAJq4/BFKAVMgwMvk/s640/goodfellas-tommy% 2Bdesimone% 2Bpesci.png
Someone needs to play Joe Pesci
Indeed.
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joe pesci is aqua/aries moon/cap mars.
maybe aquaboy??
Posted by Soul
I'd want Damnata, GetMisted, Scuffles, and Starwars on my team. Good or bad side for that matter. Those people are really good players and pay attention to fine details.starwars is funny, always so mean but sweet 😆. i like phoenixrising too. she makes the best gifs on the site!!
i like the virgos though, damnie and yupvirgo. lol even with all his PDA gifs.
Thanks it's the effect of my cap moon combined with my Libra mercury
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Better watch out for StarWars.
I sense she is a dangerous operative!
Posted by Soul
I'd want Damnata, GetMisted, Scuffles, and Starwars on my team. Good or bad side for that matter. Those people are really good players and pay attention to fine details.starwars is funny, always so mean but sweet 😆. i like phoenixrising too. she makes the best gifs on the site!!
i like the virgos though, damnie and yupvirgo. lol even with all his PDA gifs.
Thanks it's the effect of my cap moon combined with my Libra mercury
Better watch out for StarWars.
I sense she is a dangerous operative!
When are you going to post your bitch and moan thread for Tuesday?
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You took the lead on that years ago, so I figured you had it under control.
Posted by Soul
I'd want Damnata, GetMisted, Scuffles, and Starwars on my team. Good or bad side for that matter. Those people are really good players and pay attention to fine details.starwars is funny, always so mean but sweet 😆. i like phoenixrising too. she makes the best gifs on the site!!
i like the virgos though, damnie and yupvirgo. lol even with all his PDA gifs.
Thanks it's the effect of my cap moon combined with my Libra mercury
Better watch out for StarWars.
I sense she is SIGNS OF TRAILS CHAMPION!
fixed.
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StarWars! Are you going to see the new Star Wars movie next month?
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
This would be my list of 'absolutely' -Shadowcat.
Scruffles.
Nights.
Elle.
Exo.
Hare.
Starwars.
PhoenixRising.
I'd protect you by using Nights as a human shield
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What a useless shield, Virgal I had higher expectations of you. Everything would simply pass through him. You know those Mermen, they are about as invisible as they come. Shifty creatures. 😆
He would be better laid out as bait. 😈
Posted by Soul
I'd want Damnata, GetMisted, Scuffles, and Starwars on my team. Good or bad side for that matter. Those people are really good players and pay attention to fine details.starwars is funny, always so mean but sweet 😆. i like phoenixrising too. she makes the best gifs on the site!!
i like the virgos though, damnie and yupvirgo. lol even with all his PDA gifs.
Thanks it's the effect of my cap moon combined with my Libra mercury
Better watch out for StarWars.
I sense she is SIGNS OF TRAILS CHAMPION!
fixed.
StarWars! Are you going to see the new Star Wars movie next month?
I don't like to disappoint you but I've only watched one out of the 100 StarWars movies out there!
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What!!!!!!!! Which one?
Posted by Soul
I'd want Damnata, GetMisted, Scuffles, and Starwars on my team. Good or bad side for that matter. Those people are really good players and pay attention to fine details.starwars is funny, always so mean but sweet 😆. i like phoenixrising too. she makes the best gifs on the site!!
i like the virgos though, damnie and yupvirgo. lol even with all his PDA gifs.
Thanks it's the effect of my cap moon combined with my Libra mercury
Better watch out for StarWars.
I sense she is SIGNS OF TRAILS CHAMPION!
fixed.
StarWars! Are you going to see the new Star Wars movie next month?
I don't like to disappoint you but I've only watched one out of the 100 StarWars movies out there!
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The defining question would be - Which one?
Posted by Brotato
alot of people are saying...that @starwars is the Jar Jar Binks of DXP.
Hah. 😆
Posted by Soul
I'd want Damnata, GetMisted, Scuffles, and Starwars on my team. Good or bad side for that matter. Those people are really good players and pay attention to fine details.starwars is funny, always so mean but sweet 😆. i like phoenixrising too. she makes the best gifs on the site!!
i like the virgos though, damnie and yupvirgo. lol even with all his PDA gifs.
Thanks it's the effect of my cap moon combined with my Libra mercury
Better watch out for StarWars.
I sense she is SIGNS OF TRAILS CHAMPION!
fixed.
StarWars! Are you going to see the new Star Wars movie next month?
I don't like to disappoint you but I've only watched one out of the 100 StarWars movies out there!
The defining question would be - Which one?
The Force Awakens 😆
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Why must you break my heart?
Out of all the episodes, you had to start with that one. Look at what you have done, my heart is shattered. Now, piece it back together. Here is the glue gun, good luck. 😈
Posted by Damnata
@Nemilicious@exo
I'll think about the rest but these have what it takes for this specific line of work. I'll be the peaceful consigliere (fun fact: mafia boss who reigned the longest: ~32 years was a Virgo - John T Scalish)
Not sure about having what it takes but they're Italian so that goes with the territory.
yeahh i´ll be in the kitchen cooking some polenta ....
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have you ever had polenta the traditional way, laid out on a wooden surface and people are standing around eating together?
Posted by exo
damnata, phoenix, elle, getmisted, nights. 😛
The dxp streets will run red
Especially will Elle as our hitwoman
Her Asperger focus + lack of soul = the perfect hitwoman
apc is also the best!!! and I like palerio too. he's a funny Italian. tiz is coolio too. sits on the fence at times, but him and palerio are very intelligent in disguise. maybe the Italians are always this way.lol
edit - omg, elle is the best too!! aries moon for the win.
Posted by sakuraflowers
Damnata, PR, Scruffles, Dazed, exo, Tachi, elle, Ram416, starwars, DeadpoopI'm having a hard time narrowing it down from there lol.
Edit: add Nights
Edit again: Then again, it might not be a good idea to have both of them on the same team. They might go after each other's throat. 🤔
Edit a third time: Don't make me choose. 😭
hell no, I rather team up with No and get killed by day1
Dang 😭 I can't choose 😡
you CAN NOT choose between me and the Pisces?
the offense.
LOL xD
And ... the vote goes to starwars ... sorry Nights ... *innocent look*
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Its okay
Ill program elle to take you out
//www.youtube.com/embed/8Hhr_Uj3Dpg
Posted by Fox
@afternoondelights22ur pisces self should av been with @damnata
slap
wut
Posted by Fox
@afternoondelights22ur pisces self should av been with @damnata
slap
wut
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I thought she was on the squad
Posted by Fox
@afternoondelights22ur pisces self should av been with @damnata
slap
wut
I thought she was on the squad
i xont know what tht means but i hug u
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Dont get anything on my pinstriped silk suit please 😛
Posted by TheLadyScorpio
This would be my list of 'absolutely' -Champranger
Scruffles.
Nights.
Elle.
Exo.
Hare.
Starwars.
PhoenixRising.
This would be my list of 'maybe' -
Deadpoop.
Damnata.
Dazed.
Tachi.
Tiz.
Ram416.
Nemesis.
Shadowcat.
Woot! 😄 If Nights has not gotten elle to take me out yet 😛 ...
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rip
Posted by Fox
@afternoondelights22ur pisces self should av been with @damnata
slap
wut
I thought she was on the squad
i xont know what tht means but i hug u
Dont get anything on my pinstriped silk suit please 😛
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Posted by Damnata
@Nemilicious@exo
I'll think about the rest but these have what it takes for this specific line of work. I'll be the peaceful consigliere (fun fact: mafia boss who reigned the longest: ~32 years was a Virgo - John T Scalish)
Not sure about having what it takes but they're Italian so that goes with the territory.
yeahh i´ll be in the kitchen cooking some polenta ....
have you ever had polenta the traditional way, laid out on a wooden surface and people are standing around eating together?
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*hearts*
Posted by Fox
@afternoondelights22ur pisces self should av been with @damnata
slap
wut
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lmao
Posted by exo
damnata, phoenix, elle, getmisted, nights. 😛The dxp streets will run red
Especially will Elle as our hitwoman
Her Asperger focus + lack of soul = the perfect hitwoman
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Which is why I picked her lol.
I'd need brawns to match Phoenix's brains.
Posted by exo
damnata, phoenix, elle, getmisted, nights. 😛The dxp streets will run red
Especially will Elle as our hitwoman
Her Asperger focus + lack of soul = the perfect hitwoman
Which is why I picked her lol.
I'd need brawns to match Phoenix's brains.
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lmao perfect
Posted by irreconcilabledifferences
i wonder who on dxp can pull a michael corleone and pull a revolver out of his ass
Obviously dazed since he's a size queen. Plenty of room.
Posted by Damnata
@Nemilicious@exo
I'll think about the rest but these have what it takes for this specific line of work. I'll be the peaceful consigliere (fun fact: mafia boss who reigned the longest: ~32 years was a Virgo - John T Scalish)
Not sure about having what it takes but they're Italian so that goes with the territory.
yeahh i´ll be in the kitchen cooking some polenta ....
have you ever had polenta the traditional way, laid out on a wooden surface and people are standing around eating together?
i know of this traditional way of eating polenta ...but my aunt usually made and served it in a pot....with sour cream on the side .....
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I have only had it in Italy but yes growing up my grandmother made it in the pot 🙂 I guess you are italian?
Posted by irreconcilabledifferences
i wonder who on dxp can pull a michael corleone and pull a revolver out of his assObviously dazed since he's a size queen. Plenty of room.
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dazed might bring a tommy gun
Posted by Damnata
@Nemilicious@exo
I'll think about the rest but these have what it takes for this specific line of work. I'll be the peaceful consigliere (fun fact: mafia boss who reigned the longest: ~32 years was a Virgo - John T Scalish)
Not sure about having what it takes but they're Italian so that goes with the territory.
yeahh i´ll be in the kitchen cooking some polenta ....
have you ever had polenta the traditional way, laid out on a wooden surface and people are standing around eating together?
i know of this traditional way of eating polenta ...but my aunt usually made and served it in a pot....with sour cream on the side .....
I have only had it in Italy but yes growing up my grandmother made it in the pot 🙂 I guess you are italian?
i wish! no; my parents are croats; slavic. we a lot of peasant food ....cabbage; polenta; veggies etc.
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peasant food... Italians are the masters of that, bruschetta, pasta e fagioli, minestrone, etc... 😄
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