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Dear secret diary,
I want to be more assertive with a certain person in my life. Should I let him keep calling the shots, or should I "grab life by the balls" and show him the bossy side of me he really wants to see, which I usually reserve for idiots?
Posted by TheLibraMudra
Dear secret diary,I hate when you have to take a crap and tons of people are in the bathroom in and out. It's the worst. Just leave already!
I can actually see - and smell - your crap from the southern hemisphere.
Dear diary.
Today I learned secret sucks. Who are they? Why do they pretend and hide behind secrets? Why can't they just be an honest decent person? Now that I think about it, why do I even care?? That's right I don't. Thanks diary for helping me see light yet again.
With lots of hate and the feeling of baby spiders in my heart
Soul
A secret diary on DXP
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Posted by TheLibraMudra
Dear secret diary,I hate when you have to take a crap and tons of people are in the bathroom in and out. It's the worst. Just leave already!
I can actually see - and smell - your crap from the southern hemisphere.
Stop looking at my sh i t!!!
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Dear Secret Diary,
I wonder when secret will tell us his real identity.
😉
Sincerely,
Cat Woman
Meow
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Posted by Soul
Dear diary.Today I learned secret sucks. Who are they? Why do they pretend and hide behind secrets? Why can't they just be an honest decent person? Now that I think about it, why do I even care?? That's right I don't. Thanks diary for helping me see light yet again.
With lots of hate and the feeling of baby spiders in my heart
Soul
Baby spiders in my heart LOL
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Of course baby spiders! You can fit more of them.
I'm just messing with secrets thread. They ignored my account long ago because I scare them lol.
No. 😛
Posted by neves
Posted by Secret
Post your dairy here whenever you want.Only you will be able to see what you write on this thread. No one else will be able to see it.
The reason for this thread is because your diary will be always saved and always accessible by you anytime, anywhere.
You have to start your message with "Dear secret diary".
Oh, i see... so dairy is kinda your thing (you being Secret). You want the peps of DXP to talk about their dairy... That's some weird fetish - but it's not my place to judge. After all, this is DXP. Whatever...
There's dozen of eggs in the fridge, some milk and there's still a bit of cheese left...
Did those gifs with cows getting milked - turned you on?! 😱
You sick dairy creep! 😱
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Fixed. Hide your post now.
Dear Secret Diary,
@Secret took my idea and made it his own. I feel slighted.
Posted by nikkistar
Dear Secret Diary,@Secret took my idea and made it his own. I feel slighted.
You posted your idea on my Sercret thread, everything posted there becomes my property. I now own your idea.
Dear secret diary,
Sooooo glad it's Friday!
Dear diary last night 50 sailors took me home and banged me like a Salvation Army drum. #pregnant
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistar
Dear Secret Diary,@Secret took my idea and made it his own. I feel slighted.
You posted your idea on my Sercret thread, everything posted there becomes my property. I now own your idea.
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I do not agree to this!
secret is an ass
Nhật ký thân yêu,
Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistar
Dear Secret Diary,@Secret took my idea and made it his own. I feel slighted.
You posted your idea on my Sercret thread, everything posted there becomes my property. I now own your idea.
I do not agree to this!
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When you entered that thread you automatically agree to the terms.
The terms are written in a small print at the bottom of the cover photo.
Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
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I thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?
Posted by aquarius09
Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
I thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?
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Why did you hack this thread? How did you do it?
Posted by Secret
Posted by aquarius09
Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
I thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?
Why did you hack this thread? How did you do it?
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Shameless deflection ?
Posted by aquarius09
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Posted by aquarius09
Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
I thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?
Why did you hack this thread? How did you do it?
Shameless deflection ?
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Please leave my thread. You are always trouble.
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
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Tại sao?
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Tại sao?
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Bởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...
Posted by Secret
Posted by aquarius09
Posted by Secret
Posted by aquarius09
Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
I thought this diary post couldn't be seen by anyone but Hydorah. You lie in your OP ?
Why did you hack this thread? How did you do it?
Shameless deflection ?
Please leave my thread. You are always trouble.
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Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
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why do you assume it's pejorative?
Ass is sacred in some cultures
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Tại sao?
Bởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...
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Vậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?
Posted by hydorah
Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
why do you assume it's pejorative?
Ass is sacred in some cultures
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Why are you using a technique involving the advocacy of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage me of the persuasion to do what actually is desired: the opposite of what is suggested?
Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
Posted by Secret
Posted by hydorah
secret is an ass
Oh... why? I've always been nice to you. I don't understand...
why do you assume it's pejorative?
Ass is sacred in some cultures
Why are you using a technique involving the advocacy of a belief or behavior that is opposite to the one desired, with the expectation that this approach will encourage me of the persuasion to do what actually is desired: the opposite of what is suggested?
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precisely
Posted by nikkistar
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Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Tại sao?
Bởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...
Vậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?
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Tôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.
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Posted by nikkistar
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Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Tại sao?
Bởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...
Vậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?
Tôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.
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Bạn là đúng nhưng sai.
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistar
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Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Tại sao?
Bởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...
Vậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?
Tôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.
Bạn là đúng nhưng sai.
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Không một thử nghiệm nào có thể chứng minh cho tôi đúng; Một thử nghiệm đơn lẻ có thể chứng minh tôi sai.
Posted by Secret
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Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Tại sao?
Bởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...
Vậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?
Tôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.
Bạn là đúng nhưng sai.
Không một thử nghiệm nào có thể chứng minh cho tôi đúng; Một thử nghiệm đơn lẻ có thể chứng minh tôi sai.
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Ngừng sử dụng logic với tôi.
Posted by nikkistar
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Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Tại sao?
Bởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...
Vậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?
Tôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.
Bạn là đúng nhưng sai.
Không một thử nghiệm nào có thể chứng minh cho tôi đúng; Một thử nghiệm đơn lẻ có thể chứng minh tôi sai.
Ngừng sử dụng logic với tôi.
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@Không
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Posted by nikkistar
Nhật ký thân yêu,Tôi thích những con rùa và những người đàn ông thích những danh sách.
Are you Vietnamese?
Tại sao?
Bởi vì bạn đang viết bằng tiếng Việt, đó là lý do tại sao...
Vậy bạn nghĩ gì hơn?
Tôi nghĩ rằng bạn là một người Việt Nam, hoặc hậu duệ của người Việt Nam, đang sống ở Los Angeles.
Bạn là đúng nhưng sai.
Không một thử nghiệm nào có thể chứng minh cho tôi đúng; Một thử nghiệm đơn lẻ có thể chứng minh tôi sai.
Ngừng sử dụng logic với tôi.
@Không
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Don't you at me!
Posted by Pisco
Dear diary,I woke up with no voice today, and it won't come back. It's pissing me off.
I also wore so much green today, that I'm worried I may be mistaken for an actual leprechaun.
Sincerely,
Luck of the Irish
Make a vocaroo please.
Posted by Pisco
Posted by Secret
Posted by Pisco
Dear diary,I woke up with no voice today, and it won't come back. It's pissing me off.
I also wore so much green today, that I'm worried I may be mistaken for an actual leprechaun.
Sincerely,
Luck of the Irish
Make a vocaroo please.
Haha. No way.
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Come on Pisco... just 10 seconds.
Posted by Pisco
Posted by Secret
Posted by Pisco
Posted by Secret
Posted by Pisco
Dear diary,I woke up with no voice today, and it won't come back. It's pissing me off.
I also wore so much green today, that I'm worried I may be mistaken for an actual leprechaun.
Sincerely,
Luck of the Irish
Make a vocaroo please.
Haha. No way.
Come on Pisco... just 10 seconds.
I'm not even sure the little voice I have left can sustain 10 seconds before completely disappearing.
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Pretend it's an emergency and you need to call me.
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Posted by Pisco
Dear diary,I woke up with no voice today, and it won't come back. It's pissing me off.
I also wore so much green today, that I'm worried I may be mistaken for an actual leprechaun.
Sincerely,
Luck of the Irish
Make a vocaroo please.
Haha. No way.
Come on Pisco... just 10 seconds.
I'm not even sure the little voice I have left can sustain 10 seconds before completely disappearing.
Pretend it's an emergency and you need to call me.
LOL. I would for surely die, in this case.
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Can't you do morse code?
ถึงไดรี่,
วันนี้ฉัน pooped และมันทำให้ฉันมีความสุข ฉันสงสัยว่าคนอื่น pooped และมันทำให้พวกเขามีความสุข ฉันยังสงสัยว่าความลับคืออะไรหรือไม่ใช่ดันแคน ฉันยังสงสัยว่าฉันจะทำให้เขาเลิกความเจ้าชู้กับสาว ๆ ได้อย่างไร เขาเป็นคนทำลายหัวใจและฉันไม่มีความคิดที่จะช่วยเขา
Posted by nikkistarถึงไดรี่,
วันนี้ฉัน pooped และมันทำให้ฉันมีความสุข ฉันสงสัยว่าคนอื่น pooped และมันทำให้พวกเขามีความสุข ฉันยังสงสัยว่าความลับคืออะไรหรือไม่ใช่ดันแคน ฉันยังสงสัยว่าฉันจะทำให้เขาเลิกความเจ้าชู้กับสาว ๆ ได้อย่างไร เขาเป็นคนทำลายหัวใจและฉันไม่มีความคิดที่จะช่วยเขา
Error
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistarถึงไดรี่,
วันนี้ฉัน pooped และมันทำให้ฉันมีความสุข ฉันสงสัยว่าคนอื่น pooped และมันทำให้พวกเขามีความสุข ฉันยังสงสัยว่าความลับคืออะไรหรือไม่ใช่ดันแคน ฉันยังสงสัยว่าฉันจะทำให้เขาเลิกความเจ้าชู้กับสาว ๆ ได้อย่างไร เขาเป็นคนทำลายหัวใจและฉันไม่มีความคิดที่จะช่วยเขา
*Error*
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🙂
Posted by LadyPootsAlot
Dear Diary,Today I made friends with CC for about two minutes, but I tried too hard and she told me to get off her nuts.
Pooped.
Love,
Poots
It's hard to stay friends with CC. Alice tried 3 times, didn't work. She only trust @starwars.
Posted by nikkistarDear Secret Diary,
Today I pooped and it made me happy. I wonder if someone else pooped and it made them happy. I still wonder if Secret is or not Duncan. I still wonder how I can make him give up flirting with girls, he is a broken heart and I have no idea how to help him.
I'm not Duncan. Jesus how many times i have to say this?
@Pisco
Dear Secret Diary,
Today i wonder who i will annoy next.
truly,
The annoying one.
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistarDear Secret Diary,
Today I pooped and it made me happy. I wonder if someone else pooped and it made them happy. I still wonder is Secret is or not Duncan. I still wonder how I can make him give up flirting with girls, he is a broken heart and I have no idea to help him.
I'm not Duncan. Jesus how many times i have to say this?
@Pisco
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LOL. I just wanted you to try and figure out what I was saying.
How are you today, good sir? lol
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by Secret
Posted by nikkistarDear Secret Diary,
Today I pooped and it made me happy. I wonder if someone else pooped and it made them happy. I still wonder is Secret is or not Duncan. I still wonder how I can make him give up flirting with girls, he is a broken heart and I have no idea to help him.
I'm not Duncan. Jesus how many times i have to say this?
@Pisco
LOL. I just wanted you to try and figure out what I was saying.
How are you today, good sir? lol
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I'm ok and you?
രഹസ്യം ഡങ്കൻ അല്ല, ഞാൻ അവന്റെ പേര് ഇത് തപ്പി. അവൻ ആരെയും പറയുന്നു ഒരിക്കലും. അവൻ നമ്മെ ഡയറി പറഞ്ഞുതരും കരുതുന്നുണ്ടോ?
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