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May or may not work. Ive recently learned that many men use annoying questions the answers to which they dont care to make you uncomfortable when they dont like you. maybe its the old-fashioned stonewalling

Tips: ignore any questions they ask and counter it with another question; maintain unbroken eye contact (or try to go as wonk-eyed as you can), interrupt their answers, and repeat the same question multiple times

Hope this list comes in handy

1. "Do you have any kids or ex-wives?"

2. "Do you listen to Jelly Roll?"

3. "Do you watch Vampire Diaries?"

4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?"

5. "What are your likes?"

6. "What are your hobbies?"

7. "How long have you lived here? What brought you to town? Whereabouts do you live? Do you have family here?"

8. "Are you in school?"

9. "Is (person standing nearby) in school?"

10. "Do you like your job? Do you do anything else for work? Where did you work last? What brought you to this line of work?"

11. "Do you know of any local prostitutes?"

12. "What are the 5 rules to success? What are the 5 rules to a high-functioning household?"

13. "Is it hard for you to date in your line of work?"

14. "Can I guess your weight?"

15. "Whats your body count?"

16. "Do you have a criminal record? Why not? Are you a felon? Anything expunged?"
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You and I expect people to be their best selves and people to come to us to love us unconditionally , but now that I'm aging and studying psychology I am noticing that people are not capable of loving unconditionally , it's always conditionally, it's always an agenda or different interest in their ugly hearts, we should have known that they don't like us... Only tolerate us.. that's why we are not at ease with people and another signal to notice is our emotional nerves...

We just don't feel relaxed in their presences. Listen to your body and how it feels around different people. It's all a game

That's why I'm hurt and feel broken these days, I am no longer interested to meet new people. I don't like them anymore.... You only like people when you don't know them and their games...

Everytime I go outside, I ask myself: what do they want from me?

And it works 99,9% of the time... People always approach you with different interests, they always want something....

They don't come with good intentions to be your friend and lover.

They are full of sht! unconditional love doesn't exist on this planet.. till 2 to 5 years before your death..

You get 85 years of bullsht on this planet and you find love at 86 years old... Die at 90 if you are lucky... God works in mysterious ways indeed.

I had more stuff to say but forgot what I was talking about.. anyway...

/Rant


I think love depends on whether their presence/attention releases love chemicals. Even between family. And this can sometimes change maybe
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I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!


Ugh now here's a question I'm annoyed by when people ask me this. This is one man (me) who never ask women those questions. It's not that I find those questions creepy it's that I like to keep those info's about me confidential. Of course you can imagine my response when I get asked those questions and mostly by women. I laughs and talk over those questions or don't say nothing at all. Deep down I be pissed cus I'm a private person at heart that don't like to reveal hardly nothing and they be invading my privacy when asked those questions. Nobody never ask what time I was born though now THAT would be creepy. And most especially I can't stand when people ask me my age. I never reveal that even if my life were depending on it. If the question at hand ain't for important reasons why should I reveal my age to non important people who basically mean nothing to me. 2 cancer ladies and a Libra lady always ask me those questions thinking they gon get an answer out of me eventually but nope ain't gonna work so stop. One of the Scorpio gals tried that with me asking me how old I is and I tell her 100.
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I work with a guy who always talks about dead bodies, dead things, killing things, violence. I don’t think any of these will work on him.

I’m currently (legitimately) debating on if I should report him to some kind of company “watch list”. Like a Karen. Cuz I have no doubt who would be the shooter if an unfortunate scenario occurred


Definitely. This is an HR violation, he's trying to unsettle his peers. Maybe especially because he's at work and frustrated due to the fact, and maybe especially to women. Hopefully he's not one of those protected high-seniority fakes
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May or may not work. Ive recently learned that many men use annoying questions the answers to which they dont care to make you uncomfortable when they dont like you. maybe its the old-fashioned stonewalling

Tips: ignore any questions they ask and counter it with another question; maintain unbroken eye contact (or try to go as wonk-eyed as you can), interrupt their answers, and repeat the same question multiple times

Hope this list comes in handy

1. "Do you have any kids or ex-wives?"

2. "Do you listen to Jelly Roll?"

3. "Do you watch Vampire Diaries?"

4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?"

5. "What are your likes?"

6. "What are your hobbies?"

7. "How long have you lived here? What brought you to town? Whereabouts do you live? Do you have family here?"

8. "Are you in school?"

9. "Is (person standing nearby) in school?"

10. "Do you like your job? Do you do anything else for work? Where did you work last? What brought you to this line of work?"

11. "Do you know of any local prostitutes?"

12. "What are the 5 rules to success? What are the 5 rules to a high-functioning household?"

13. "Is it hard for you to date in your line of work?"

14. "Can I guess your weight?"

15. "Whats your body count?"

16. "Do you have a criminal record? Why not? Are you a felon? Anything expunged?"


Is walking away in silence an option?
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May or may not work. Ive recently learned that many men use annoying questions the answers to which they dont care to make you uncomfortable when they dont like you. maybe its the old-fashioned stonewalling

Tips: ignore any questions they ask and counter it with another question; maintain unbroken eye contact (or try to go as wonk-eyed as you can), interrupt their answers, and repeat the same question multiple times

Hope this list comes in handy

1. "Do you have any kids or ex-wives?"

2. "Do you listen to Jelly Roll?"

3. "Do you watch Vampire Diaries?"

4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?"

5. "What are your likes?"

6. "What are your hobbies?"

7. "How long have you lived here? What brought you to town? Whereabouts do you live? Do you have family here?"

8. "Are you in school?"

9. "Is (person standing nearby) in school?"

10. "Do you like your job? Do you do anything else for work? Where did you work last? What brought you to this line of work?"

11. "Do you know of any local prostitutes?"

12. "What are the 5 rules to success? What are the 5 rules to a high-functioning household?"

13. "Is it hard for you to date in your line of work?"

14. "Can I guess your weight?"

15. "Whats your body count?"

16. "Do you have a criminal record? Why not? Are you a felon? Anything expunged?"

Is walking away in silence an option?
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Its the best option, more millennial-core

Better yet if you do it Russell Brand- style like "Toddle da, ive got a trolley to catch, innit"
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Another tactic that Cap-heavy individuals employ is to pretend to misunderstand you and make degrading assumptions

Examples:

1. "Have you lived here all your life?"

"No, I graduated in Florida"

"What brought you here?"

"I visited after graduation & fell in love"

"Oh, why was it again? Did you say you got on probation here and were forced to move back? Or did you flunk out of college and your mom kicked you out?"

2. "Do you have STDs?"

"No, here are my clean results"

"How many STDs?"

3. "How much do you weigh?"

"95 lbs"

"48 kg? That's a suitable weight"

4. "How tall are you?"

"Im short, 5'1"

"You mean 5'11? That's actually tall"

5. "How's your relationship with your dad?"

"I'm mad at him right now for bad mouthing my longtime friend"

"Because he won't give you money?"

6. "Whats your conflict resolution style ?"

"I'm nonconfrontational, desperate to be liked & to keep an SO"

"You mean you try to passive aggressively manipulate people in an egotistical ploy to maximize personal gain?"

"No ulterior motives, I'm just lonely and love hard"

"I dont get it"

7. "Whats your favorite snack?"

"Flaming hot Doritos, they're the only dorito flavor ill eat"

"You said spicy sweet chili doritos are your favorite, right? I saw you eating them once. Surprise, I got them for your post-15k race, along with sour straws, skittles, and pork rinds that you love. Be sure to pay me back"

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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody cutles? Cutie toot toots tootie fruit fruits? Did that kitty wear a toot suit? Does the baby have a poot fruit?"
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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"


Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"

Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get it
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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get it
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Yeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)

When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.

I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.

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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"

Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get it
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Yeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)

When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.

I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.

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I got it from Ned's declassified school survival guide, subconsciously xD there was that character who said "toot toot" before he tooted
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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get it
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Yeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)

When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.

I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.
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I got it from Ned's declassified school survival guide, subconsciously xD there was that character who said "toot toot" before he tooted
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I wonder if air signs are more gassy than others?

Or we're just cool with letting air out lol

And no that's not one of the questions meant to creep someone out.
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Another tactic that Cap-heavy individuals employ is to pretend to misunderstand you and make degrading assumptions

Examples:

1. "Have you lived here all your life?"

"No, I graduated in Florida"

"What brought you here?"

"I visited after graduation & fell in love"

"Oh, why was it again? Did you say you got on probation here and were forced to move back? Or did you flunk out of college and your mom kicked you out?"

2. "Do you have STDs?"

"No, here are my clean results"

"How many STDs?"

3. "How much do you weigh?"

"95 lbs"

"48 kg? That's a suitable weight"

4. "How tall are you?"

"Im short, 5'1"

"You mean 5'11? That's actually tall"

5. "How's your relationship with your dad?"

"I'm mad at him right now for bad mouthing my longtime friend"

"Because he won't give you money?"

6. "Whats your conflict resolution style ?"

"I'm nonconfrontational, desperate to be liked & to keep an SO"

"You mean you try to passive aggressively manipulate people in an egotistical ploy to maximize personal gain?"

"No ulterior motives, I'm just lonely and love hard"

"I dont get it"

7. "Whats your favorite snack?"

"Flaming hot Doritos, they're the only dorito flavor ill eat"

"You said spicy sweet chili doritos are your favorite, right? I saw you eating them once. Surprise, I got them for your post-15k race, along with sour straws, skittles, and pork rinds that you love. Be sure to pay me back"


It's true I have a Capricorn stellium and I kinda do this. I didn't know it could've been the cap placements tho. I have assumptions based off what I've experienced and try to apply them to the current situation, a little robotic a little Lego-ish.

(it's an architectural/predictive/practical mindset)

except if I give money and I know the person is a mooch I won't ask for the money back. It's for the streets lol.

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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"

Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get it
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Yeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)

When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.

I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.
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I got it from Ned's declassified school survival guide, subconsciously xD there was that character who said "toot toot" before he tooted
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I wonder if air signs are more gassy than others?

Or we're just cool with letting air out lol

And no that's not one of the questions meant to creep someone out.
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Ive read that its true and it seems to be so

My Libra ex can fart on command
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Another tactic that Cap-heavy individuals employ is to pretend to misunderstand you and make degrading assumptions

Examples:

1. "Have you lived here all your life?"

"No, I graduated in Florida"

"What brought you here?"

"I visited after graduation & fell in love"

"Oh, why was it again? Did you say you got on probation here and were forced to move back? Or did you flunk out of college and your mom kicked you out?"

2. "Do you have STDs?"

"No, here are my clean results"

"How many STDs?"

3. "How much do you weigh?"

"95 lbs"

"48 kg? That's a suitable weight"

4. "How tall are you?"

"Im short, 5'1"

"You mean 5'11? That's actually tall"

5. "How's your relationship with your dad?"

"I'm mad at him right now for bad mouthing my longtime friend"

"Because he won't give you money?"

6. "Whats your conflict resolution style ?"

"I'm nonconfrontational, desperate to be liked & to keep an SO"

"You mean you try to passive aggressively manipulate people in an egotistical ploy to maximize personal gain?"

"No ulterior motives, I'm just lonely and love hard"

"I dont get it"

7. "Whats your favorite snack?"

"Flaming hot Doritos, they're the only dorito flavor ill eat"

"You said spicy sweet chili doritos are your favorite, right? I saw you eating them once. Surprise, I got them for your post-15k race, along with sour straws, skittles, and pork rinds that you love. Be sure to pay me back"


It's true I have a Capricorn stellium and I kinda do this. I didn't know it could've been the cap placements tho. I have assumptions based off what I've experienced and try to apply them to the current situation, a little robotic a little Lego-ish.

(it's an architectural/predictive/practical mindset)

except if I give money and I know the person is a mooch I won't ask for the money back. It's for the streets lol.

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Ofc, anytime I "lend" $ I expect never to see it again. Unless its an SO I lent it to, then ill be pissed if they switch up and dont pay
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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get it
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Yeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)

When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.

I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.
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I got it from Ned's declassified school survival guide, subconsciously xD there was that character who said "toot toot" before he tooted
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I wonder if air signs are more gassy than others?

Or we're just cool with letting air out lol

And no that's not one of the questions meant to creep someone out.
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Ive read that its true and it seems to be so

My Libra ex can fart on command
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Ok then. I wonder if Gems do like rapid fire

Libras on command

And Aquas holding it in till an unexpected quirky one
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I'd love for a girl to ask me all these questions, though I'd probably not be able to provide satisfying answers

Caribbean escorts are fire i imagine (the voluntary and of-age ones"

Feel free to answer for the class since you reveal little about yourself, it will leave the archives enriched when you retire
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I don't consort with prostitutes and I suppose the escorts here must not be that fire since there is not really a large enough microcosm of rich people to sustain it
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I'd love for a girl to ask me all these questions, though I'd probably not be able to provide satisfying answers

Because of the follow up flow, amiright?
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No, because most of the time I don't know what those cultural references about, or it's the fact that I have very sophisticated opinions about things but I don't like to engage into philosophical explanations
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Do you want me to guess your star sign?

Do you know the taj mahal is actually in Africa?

What do you call a fly with no wings?

Great idea, tell them something false and argue the fact xD

"Mayo is made of whipped egg whites"

"There are more people alive today than the sum of all who ever lived"
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I can usually guess 😂 They actually are. Are we trying to start an interesting conversation? I'm going to have to look into this..
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I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!
This would never work for me. If I look at a man with a puzzled look though, this usually freaks them out.

Que? Are you saying men volunteer said information to you!? If so, I must know your secret sauce!
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It's an intriguing question, they might want to know why you want to know. But expect widely varying results from this. Everyone's different.
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I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!
Ugh now here's a question I'm annoyed by when people ask me this. This is one man (me) who never ask women those questions. It's not that I find those questions creepy it's that I like to keep those info's about me confidential. Of course you can imagine my response when I get asked those questions and mostly by women. I laughs and talk over those questions or don't say nothing at all. Deep down I be pissed cus I'm a private person at heart that don't like to reveal hardly nothing and they be invading my privacy when asked those questions. Nobody never ask what time I was born though now THAT would be creepy. And most especially I can't stand when people ask me my age. I never reveal that even if my life were depending on it. If the question at hand ain't for important reasons why should I reveal my age to non important people who basically mean nothing to me. 2 cancer ladies and a Libra lady always ask me those questions thinking they gon get an answer out of me eventually but nope ain't gonna work so stop. One of the Scorpio gals tried that with me asking me how old I is and I tell her 100.

Scorpio women would instantly know by the age of 100 you would definitely be avalaible for them. Are ya ready for scorpio women now?
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I like to lie about my age most of the time if anybody lucky enough to even get an answer out of me. I be lying about being 100 to scorpios just for fun and laughter to lighten them up. But most of the times I do feel like I'm 100. I won't be ready for nothing but scorpio women pushing me around in a wheel chair in a rehabilitation center when I'm 100 if God spare my life to live that long.
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I spent like 30 minutes last night writing my opinion, then answering all of those questions myself because I was bored. I made 1 single typo and tried to edit it, then deleted my post accidentally. I'm still pissed about it. Now I can't answer because it wont be authentic. It would be just me trying to remember what I said, and then making shit up to compensate. Imo posts only matter when they are in the moment. Normally when I write out something long and descriptive I copy and paste as I go, because I've fucked up many posts I spent a fucked time of effort on. The one time I don't copy I hit the fucking delete button accidentally. Shit sucks bro.

Anyway I typically don't ask women personal questions. For men we realize you all have like 80 other men you're talking to at the exact same time, so hitting the right buttons at the exactly the right time exactly how you women want them to be pressed is crucial.
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I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!
Ugh now here's a question I'm annoyed by when people ask me this. This is one man (me) who never ask women those questions. It's not that I find those questions creepy it's that I like to keep those info's about me confidential. Of course you can imagine my response when I get asked those questions and mostly by women. I laughs and talk over those questions or don't say nothing at all. Deep down I be pissed cus I'm a private person at heart that don't like to reveal hardly nothing and they be invading my privacy when asked those questions. Nobody never ask what time I was born though now THAT would be creepy. And most especially I can't stand when people ask me my age. I never reveal that even if my life were depending on it. If the question at hand ain't for important reasons why should I reveal my age to non important people who basically mean nothing to me. 2 cancer ladies and a Libra lady always ask me those questions thinking they gon get an answer out of me eventually but nope ain't gonna work so stop. One of the Scorpio gals tried that with me asking me how old I is and I tell her 100.

Scorpio women would instantly know by the age of 100 you would definitely be avalaible for them. Are ya ready for scorpio women now?
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I like to lie about my age most of the time if anybody lucky enough to even get an answer out of me. I be lying about being 100 to scorpios just for fun and laughter to lighten them up. But most of the times I do feel like I'm 100. I won't be ready for nothing but scorpio women pushing me around in a wheel chair in a rehabilitation center when I'm 100 if God spare my life to live that long.

Lol! Well, i didn't know you meant it as a joke. I don't think, I for one, is comical enough.
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Yeah there's a lot of users here that visualize me as this quiet bad guy who has no sense of humor so many thinks I'm always so serious and takes this place serious like I'm the owner of this site or something. So it's not really so much that you ain't comical enough. I just wish everybody would just lighten up a bit is all.
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I spent like 30 minutes last night writing my opinion, then answering all of those questions myself because I was bored. I made 1 single typo and tried to edit it, then deleted my post accidentally. I'm still pissed about it. Now I can't answer because it wont be authentic. It would be just me trying to remember what I said, and then making shit up to compensate. Imo posts only matter when they are in the moment. Normally when I write out something long and descriptive I copy and paste as I go, because I've fucked up many posts I spent a fucked time of effort on. The one time I don't copy I hit the fucking delete button accidentally. Shit sucks bro.

Anyway I typically don't ask women personal questions. For men we realize you all have like 80 other men you're talking to at the exact same time, so hitting the right buttons at the exactly the right time exactly how you women want them to be pressed is crucial.


The beauty of Leo placements is that we want to volunteer info about ourselves rather than harangue others in our vicinity

I'm sorry about your experience and I hope that you answer the questions again, even in the most minimal-effort or troll answers. I promise to personally read all of them & will feel more bonded in this metaverse as a result

Ill get started, it'll be like those MySpace surveys. @ThatWomanAgain11 @argus @FuelAirPropellant feel free to join (also hopefully you aren't offended by the tags)
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