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Posted by Moon4
You and I expect people to be their best selves and people to come to us to love us unconditionally , but now that I'm aging and studying psychology I am noticing that people are not capable of loving unconditionally , it's always conditionally, it's always an agenda or different interest in their ugly hearts, we should have known that they don't like us... Only tolerate us.. that's why we are not at ease with people and another signal to notice is our emotional nerves...
We just don't feel relaxed in their presences. Listen to your body and how it feels around different people. It's all a game
That's why I'm hurt and feel broken these days, I am no longer interested to meet new people. I don't like them anymore.... You only like people when you don't know them and their games...
Everytime I go outside, I ask myself: what do they want from me?
And it works 99,9% of the time... People always approach you with different interests, they always want something....
They don't come with good intentions to be your friend and lover.
They are full of sht! unconditional love doesn't exist on this planet.. till 2 to 5 years before your death..
You get 85 years of bullsht on this planet and you find love at 86 years old... Die at 90 if you are lucky... God works in mysterious ways indeed.
I had more stuff to say but forgot what I was talking about.. anyway...
/Rant


Posted by Lulufer
4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?"
We could end up bonding over this one 🫣


Posted by FuelAirPropellant
Do you know where I can find a payphone?
Or ask for the subway in a city that doesn't have one lol
My favorite is Arnold's line "who is your daddy and what does he do?"


Posted by Argus
I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Argus
I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!
Classic, brilliantclick to expand


Posted by Argus
I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!



Posted by nanochip
I work with a guy who always talks about dead bodies, dead things, killing things, violence. I don’t think any of these will work on him.
I’m currently (legitimately) debating on if I should report him to some kind of company “watch list”. Like a Karen. Cuz I have no doubt who would be the shooter if an unfortunate scenario occurred

Posted by MidAtBest
May or may not work. Ive recently learned that many men use annoying questions the answers to which they dont care to make you uncomfortable when they dont like you. maybe its the old-fashioned stonewalling
Tips: ignore any questions they ask and counter it with another question; maintain unbroken eye contact (or try to go as wonk-eyed as you can), interrupt their answers, and repeat the same question multiple times
Hope this list comes in handy
1. "Do you have any kids or ex-wives?"
2. "Do you listen to Jelly Roll?"
3. "Do you watch Vampire Diaries?"
4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?"
5. "What are your likes?"
6. "What are your hobbies?"
7. "How long have you lived here? What brought you to town? Whereabouts do you live? Do you have family here?"
8. "Are you in school?"
9. "Is (person standing nearby) in school?"
10. "Do you like your job? Do you do anything else for work? Where did you work last? What brought you to this line of work?"
11. "Do you know of any local prostitutes?"
12. "What are the 5 rules to success? What are the 5 rules to a high-functioning household?"
13. "Is it hard for you to date in your line of work?"
14. "Can I guess your weight?"
15. "Whats your body count?"
16. "Do you have a criminal record? Why not? Are you a felon? Anything expunged?"

Posted by TurnedOn4Posted by MidAtBest
May or may not work. Ive recently learned that many men use annoying questions the answers to which they dont care to make you uncomfortable when they dont like you. maybe its the old-fashioned stonewalling
Tips: ignore any questions they ask and counter it with another question; maintain unbroken eye contact (or try to go as wonk-eyed as you can), interrupt their answers, and repeat the same question multiple times
Hope this list comes in handy
1. "Do you have any kids or ex-wives?"
2. "Do you listen to Jelly Roll?"
3. "Do you watch Vampire Diaries?"
4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?"
5. "What are your likes?"
6. "What are your hobbies?"
7. "How long have you lived here? What brought you to town? Whereabouts do you live? Do you have family here?"
8. "Are you in school?"
9. "Is (person standing nearby) in school?"
10. "Do you like your job? Do you do anything else for work? Where did you work last? What brought you to this line of work?"
11. "Do you know of any local prostitutes?"
12. "What are the 5 rules to success? What are the 5 rules to a high-functioning household?"
13. "Is it hard for you to date in your line of work?"
14. "Can I guess your weight?"
15. "Whats your body count?"
16. "Do you have a criminal record? Why not? Are you a felon? Anything expunged?"
Is walking away in silence an option?click to expand

Posted by hydorah
I'd love for a girl to ask me all these questions, though I'd probably not be able to provide satisfying answers

Posted by ThatWomanAgain11Posted by MidAtBest
No one has ever asked for all my birth details for synastry #foreveralone
Please give me your birth details. I want to have a relationship with you. I have a gemini chiron in my 7th house.click to expand


Posted by Argus
I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!


Posted by MidAtBest
Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions
Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"
When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":
"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"

Posted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBest
Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions
Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"
When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":
"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBestAh yes a good ole poot n toot.
Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions
Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"
When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":
"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
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There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get itclick to expand

Posted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBestPosted by FuelAirPropellantThere are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get itPosted by MidAtBest
Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions
Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"
When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":
"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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Yeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)
When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.
I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.
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Posted by clarePosted by Argus
I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!
This would never work for me. If I look at a man with a puzzled look though, this usually freaks them out.click to expand

Posted by clare
Do you want me to guess your star sign?
Do you know the taj mahal is actually in Africa?
What do you call a fly with no wings?

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBestYeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)Posted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBestAh yes a good ole poot n toot.
Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions
Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"
When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":
"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
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There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get it
click to expand
When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.
I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.
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I got it from Ned's declassified school survival guide, subconsciously xD there was that character who said "toot toot" before he tootedclick to expand


Posted by MidAtBest
Another tactic that Cap-heavy individuals employ is to pretend to misunderstand you and make degrading assumptions
Examples:
1. "Have you lived here all your life?"
"No, I graduated in Florida"
"What brought you here?"
"I visited after graduation & fell in love"
"Oh, why was it again? Did you say you got on probation here and were forced to move back? Or did you flunk out of college and your mom kicked you out?"
2. "Do you have STDs?"
"No, here are my clean results"
"How many STDs?"
3. "How much do you weigh?"
"95 lbs"
"48 kg? That's a suitable weight"
4. "How tall are you?"
"Im short, 5'1"
"You mean 5'11? That's actually tall"
5. "How's your relationship with your dad?"
"I'm mad at him right now for bad mouthing my longtime friend"
"Because he won't give you money?"
6. "Whats your conflict resolution style ?"
"I'm nonconfrontational, desperate to be liked & to keep an SO"
"You mean you try to passive aggressively manipulate people in an egotistical ploy to maximize personal gain?"
"No ulterior motives, I'm just lonely and love hard"
"I dont get it"
7. "Whats your favorite snack?"
"Flaming hot Doritos, they're the only dorito flavor ill eat"
"You said spicy sweet chili doritos are your favorite, right? I saw you eating them once. Surprise, I got them for your post-15k race, along with sour straws, skittles, and pork rinds that you love. Be sure to pay me back"

Posted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBestPosted by FuelAirPropellantI got it from Ned's declassified school survival guide, subconsciously xD there was that character who said "toot toot" before he tootedPosted by MidAtBestPosted by FuelAirPropellantThere are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get itPosted by MidAtBest
Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions
Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"
When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":
"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
Ah yes a good ole poot n toot.
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Yeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)
When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.
I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.
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I wonder if air signs are more gassy than others?
Or we're just cool with letting air out lol
And no that's not one of the questions meant to creep someone out.click to expand

Posted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBest
Another tactic that Cap-heavy individuals employ is to pretend to misunderstand you and make degrading assumptions
Examples:
1. "Have you lived here all your life?"
"No, I graduated in Florida"
"What brought you here?"
"I visited after graduation & fell in love"
"Oh, why was it again? Did you say you got on probation here and were forced to move back? Or did you flunk out of college and your mom kicked you out?"
2. "Do you have STDs?"
"No, here are my clean results"
"How many STDs?"
3. "How much do you weigh?"
"95 lbs"
"48 kg? That's a suitable weight"
4. "How tall are you?"
"Im short, 5'1"
"You mean 5'11? That's actually tall"
5. "How's your relationship with your dad?"
"I'm mad at him right now for bad mouthing my longtime friend"
"Because he won't give you money?"
6. "Whats your conflict resolution style ?"
"I'm nonconfrontational, desperate to be liked & to keep an SO"
"You mean you try to passive aggressively manipulate people in an egotistical ploy to maximize personal gain?"
"No ulterior motives, I'm just lonely and love hard"
"I dont get it"
7. "Whats your favorite snack?"
"Flaming hot Doritos, they're the only dorito flavor ill eat"
"You said spicy sweet chili doritos are your favorite, right? I saw you eating them once. Surprise, I got them for your post-15k race, along with sour straws, skittles, and pork rinds that you love. Be sure to pay me back"
It's true I have a Capricorn stellium and I kinda do this. I didn't know it could've been the cap placements tho. I have assumptions based off what I've experienced and try to apply them to the current situation, a little robotic a little Lego-ish.
(it's an architectural/predictive/practical mindset)
except if I give money and I know the person is a mooch I won't ask for the money back. It's for the streets lol.
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Posted by MidAtBestPosted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBestI wonder if air signs are more gassy than others?Posted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBestYeah I do that too but I am not as extroverted with it (at rest)Posted by FuelAirPropellantPosted by MidAtBestAh yes a good ole poot n toot.
Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions
Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"
When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":
"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody tootles? Pooty toot toots tootie fruit fruits?"
click to expand
There are days that pass where toot and doodoo are the only words that come out of my mouth. When my sister and BIL drove me to CO and they were speaking excitedly among each other i kept saying "toot toot!" like a verbal tic. Ngl my mom was the same way and I hated it but now I have a pet and get it
click to expand
When I get excited or comfortable then I'll just let it out. But to me this is normal behavior of someone who is mostly at peace with themselves but has a lot of mental/physical energy. Musical instruments help a lot to channel that energy into something purposely creative.
I do just weird noises tho. Not specific ones unless I found one that would be easy to say. I guess toot works for you. Which is quite funny reminds me of a tugboat for some reason.
click to expand
I got it from Ned's declassified school survival guide, subconsciously xD there was that character who said "toot toot" before he tooted
click to expand
Or we're just cool with letting air out lol
And no that's not one of the questions meant to creep someone out.
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Ive read that its true and it seems to be so
My Libra ex can fart on commandclick to expand



Posted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorah
I'd love for a girl to ask me all these questions, though I'd probably not be able to provide satisfying answers
Caribbean escorts are fire i imagine (the voluntary and of-age ones"
Feel free to answer for the class since you reveal little about yourself, it will leave the archives enriched when you retireclick to expand

Posted by ThatWomanAgain11Posted by hydorah
I'd love for a girl to ask me all these questions, though I'd probably not be able to provide satisfying answers
Because of the follow up flow, amiright?click to expand

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by clare
Do you want me to guess your star sign?
Do you know the taj mahal is actually in Africa?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Great idea, tell them something false and argue the fact xD
"Mayo is made of whipped egg whites"
"There are more people alive today than the sum of all who ever lived"click to expand


Posted by ArgusPosted by clarePosted by ArgusThis would never work for me. If I look at a man with a puzzled look though, this usually freaks them out.
I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!
Que? Are you saying men volunteer said information to you!? If so, I must know your secret sauce!click to expand



Posted by ThatWomanAgain11Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by ArgusUgh now here's a question I'm annoyed by when people ask me this. This is one man (me) who never ask women those questions. It's not that I find those questions creepy it's that I like to keep those info's about me confidential. Of course you can imagine my response when I get asked those questions and mostly by women. I laughs and talk over those questions or don't say nothing at all. Deep down I be pissed cus I'm a private person at heart that don't like to reveal hardly nothing and they be invading my privacy when asked those questions. Nobody never ask what time I was born though now THAT would be creepy. And most especially I can't stand when people ask me my age. I never reveal that even if my life were depending on it. If the question at hand ain't for important reasons why should I reveal my age to non important people who basically mean nothing to me. 2 cancer ladies and a Libra lady always ask me those questions thinking they gon get an answer out of me eventually but nope ain't gonna work so stop. One of the Scorpio gals tried that with me asking me how old I is and I tell her 100.
I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!
Scorpio women would instantly know by the age of 100 you would definitely be avalaible for them. Are ya ready for scorpio women now?click to expand


Posted by ThatWomanAgain11Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by ThatWomanAgain11I like to lie about my age most of the time if anybody lucky enough to even get an answer out of me. I be lying about being 100 to scorpios just for fun and laughter to lighten them up. But most of the times I do feel like I'm 100. I won't be ready for nothing but scorpio women pushing me around in a wheel chair in a rehabilitation center when I'm 100 if God spare my life to live that long.Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by ArgusUgh now here's a question I'm annoyed by when people ask me this. This is one man (me) who never ask women those questions. It's not that I find those questions creepy it's that I like to keep those info's about me confidential. Of course you can imagine my response when I get asked those questions and mostly by women. I laughs and talk over those questions or don't say nothing at all. Deep down I be pissed cus I'm a private person at heart that don't like to reveal hardly nothing and they be invading my privacy when asked those questions. Nobody never ask what time I was born though now THAT would be creepy. And most especially I can't stand when people ask me my age. I never reveal that even if my life were depending on it. If the question at hand ain't for important reasons why should I reveal my age to non important people who basically mean nothing to me. 2 cancer ladies and a Libra lady always ask me those questions thinking they gon get an answer out of me eventually but nope ain't gonna work so stop. One of the Scorpio gals tried that with me asking me how old I is and I tell her 100.
I find the classic "what's your DOB, time & location!?" never fails!
Scorpio women would instantly know by the age of 100 you would definitely be avalaible for them. Are ya ready for scorpio women now?
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Lol! Well, i didn't know you meant it as a joke. I don't think, I for one, is comical enough.click to expand

Posted by Soul
I spent like 30 minutes last night writing my opinion, then answering all of those questions myself because I was bored. I made 1 single typo and tried to edit it, then deleted my post accidentally. I'm still pissed about it. Now I can't answer because it wont be authentic. It would be just me trying to remember what I said, and then making shit up to compensate. Imo posts only matter when they are in the moment. Normally when I write out something long and descriptive I copy and paste as I go, because I've fucked up many posts I spent a fucked time of effort on. The one time I don't copy I hit the fucking delete button accidentally. Shit sucks bro.
Anyway I typically don't ask women personal questions. For men we realize you all have like 80 other men you're talking to at the exact same time, so hitting the right buttons at the exactly the right time exactly how you women want them to be pressed is crucial.
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Tips: ignore any questions they ask and counter it with another question; maintain unbroken eye contact (or try to go as wonk-eyed as you can), interrupt their answers, and repeat the same question multiple times
Hope this list comes in handy
1. "Do you have any kids or ex-wives?"
2. "Do you listen to Jelly Roll?"
3. "Do you watch Vampire Diaries?"
4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?"
5. "What are your likes?"
6. "What are your hobbies?"
7. "How long have you lived here? What brought you to town? Whereabouts do you live? Do you have family here?"
8. "Are you in school?"
9. "Is (person standing nearby) in school?"
10. "Do you like your job? Do you do anything else for work? Where did you work last? What brought you to this line of work?"
11. "Do you know of any local prostitutes?"
12. "What are the 5 rules to success? What are the 5 rules to a high-functioning household?"
13. "Is it hard for you to date in your line of work?"
14. "Can I guess your weight?"
15. "Whats your body count?"
16. "Do you have a criminal record? Why not? Are you a felon? Anything expunged?"