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@hydorah
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Tbh the type of schizo things I actually say to myself and dream of expressing freely would be way creepier than these normie rude questions

Such as "have you ever tooted with a beautiful kitten? Are you filled to the brim with cute toots?"

When I'm alone at work I chant this to self-soothe, pretending I'm with my cat":

"Did you pooty tootles & tootie fruitles? Did you looloo pooty & doody scootles? Did you fruitle doodles and lootie pootles? Doody cutles? Cutie toot toots tootie fruit fruits? Did that kitty wear a toot suit? Does the baby have a poot fruit?"
Ah come on! Don't drag schizo theme things here. It's done. It was good fantasy

Your tongue twisting twists send queers for the cheers as I indulge meself on a whistling gist and ima wait for the beers.
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I'm sorry ive been making subversives toward hydorah, the "schizo" joke is referencing when he announced to everyone that I'm "schizophrenic" and "told him I hear voices". Ive gotta stop talking about shekelgate though. Thats just a vicious smear campaign tactic. Not to mention that chicken drawing holding a bloody baseball bat that he posted at the time referencing how he wanted to beat me bloody (and someone liked it). If I'm that unhappy here I need to leave or shut up about shekelgate. Ill stop self-deprecatingly calling myself schizo when I'm not, according to multiple doctors. When I did have cocaine-induced auditory hallucinations in 2022, I wondered if he manifested schizophrenia. Evil. Hopefully the sour jar i made for him back then worked somewhat (probably not, i had no specific identifiers)

Anyway i have so much to be happy about today so hopefully I stop thinking about this stuff
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yeah I noticed all the little jabs at me but I'm not sure I understand. (I understand less and less of the american language on the internet). The chicken drawing was a music video for hotline miami music, not aimed at you. I haven't spoken of the shekelgate in years.

I don't manifest shit for nobody because I don't have time for that. I don't think anybody here has real schizophrenia, although you did mention hearing voices back in the time (not to me) but I imagine it was just edgy time
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Pear Faced Karen
@MidAtBest
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Posted by ThatWomanAgain11
It seems to me that the beef between mid and hi-Dora has gone historically.

I am just a crosswatcher trying to get out of their romance thinking about a ship.

~start wearing sunglasses~


There's no beef or romance on his end, it's one-sided. My cancer placements are toxic and can re-experience decades-old feelings on command. As far as us, sevenreflections told the whole story. New attraction green line is your self-esteem line (and ideally, his)
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@hydorah
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1. "Do you have any kids or ex-wives?"

no.yes

2. "Do you listen to Jelly Roll?"

It would have been super cool if you were talking about jelly roll morton, but I assume you're not. Any ways I don't listen to jelly roll morton, nor do I listen to the other millenial reference you're talking about

3. "Do you watch Vampire Diaries?"

no, it's a show for women. the whole show is about young male vampires being shirtless and shit

4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?"

I don't know her

5. "What are your likes?"

?

6. "What are your hobbies?"

I don't have any

7. "How long have you lived here? What brought you to town? Whereabouts do you live? Do you have family here?"

yes. yes

8. "Are you in school?"

aren't we all?

9. "Is (person standing nearby) in school?"

-

10. "Do you like your job? Do you do anything else for work? Where did you work last? What brought you to this line of work?"

no. I'm trying to become self employed but it's difficult. laziness

11. "Do you know of any local prostitutes?"

not my cuppa

12. "What are the 5 rules to success? What are the 5 rules to a high-functioning household?"

If I knew I wouldn't be here (*self five*)

13. "Is it hard for you to date in your line of work?"

I assume everybody knows that it's a really bad idea to date on the workplace. This is timeless advice

14. "Can I guess your weight?"

probably not

15. "Whats your body count?"

I don't remember . I apply myself to forget the past sexual experiences

16. "Do you have a criminal record? Why not? Are you a felon? Anything expunged?"

no, but I probably should

17. "Have you had any plastic surgery?"

no

18. "Do you play Roblox?"

no

19. "What are your thoughts on serious matters? Like, whos your favorite philosopher?" #WoodyAllen

if you memorize the philosophers' names rather than their ideas, you're doing it wrong. BTW philosophy is large and encompasses the cosmos, any philosphical view is by essence fragmented and erroneous beyond a certain perspective

20. "Do you study quantum physics or astronomy?"

don't we all?
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Pear Faced Karen
@MidAtBest
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It seems to me that the beef between mid and hi-Dora has gone historically.

I am just a crosswatcher trying to get out of their romance thinking about a ship.

~start wearing sunglasses~
There's no beef or romance on his end, it's one-sided. My cancer placements are toxic and can re-experience decades-old feelings on command. As far as us, sevenreflections told the whole story. New attraction green line is your self-esteem line (and ideally, his)
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That's okay I like em toxic anyways.

Let it go. Wish I met you 7 yrs back and I would say, "Let me transform you.."

But I ended up meeting yet another pisces at that time..

Let's just hit the "club"

Here:



Thank you my dear Scorpio. My tiktok msging is down but id love to run our synastry. Do you have any personal planets in sag?
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Pear Faced Karen
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1. "Do you have any kids or ex-wives?"

No. Also no prior pregnancies nor abortions. Polyannanana misunderstood. In my mom thread I said that Josh came in me the first time we had sex and that he didnt want to get plan B, but I wasn't in love w him yet & when we reconnected & he said he wanted more kids (w me) i had my tubes voluntarily removed for multiple reasons, most notably overpopulation. But i regret getting them removed anyway- or i feel mixed about it. But had he really wanted a baby back then with me he would've made it happen- a ring and a talk. Plan B isn't abortion. I judge people who are so dumb as to have unwanted pregnancies since its more avoidable than not, even when youre sexually active. That fucked w me when polly told stars that I got pregnant, had an abortion due to "being too young" and have intermittent depressive thoughts. Sweet, but totally wrong on all counts. No one here cares about the truth anyway. I genuinely dont see how bringing life into the world to experience heartbreak and wage slavery is humane.

2. "Do you listen to Jelly Roll?" No, I definitely dislike what ive heard of him. Mixing rap and country is usually always wack

3. "Do you watch Vampire Diaries?" No, I mean its probably good but what a gay name for babies

4. "Do you listen to Cupcakke?" Never heard a song to my recollection

5. "What are your likes?" reading r/trueoffmychest, eating spicy food, dxp and astrology, dark comedy, my cat

6. "What are your hobbies?" dxp, cuddling w my cat, listening to podcasts, drinking beer, eating chili, watching movies

7. "How long have you lived here? What brought you to town? Whereabouts do you live? Do you have family here?" Since March 30th; got fired from the 2 highest-paying jobs in Hannibal within walking distance this yr so I decided to move in with my sister till I get a job here (did and moved out), I live around campus

8. "Are you in school?" no. I have BS in Graphic Design from Full Sail University, MS in IT Management from Grand Canyon University, and an ESL certification from International TEFL Academy. My student debt is $ 67.6k rn.

9. "Is (person standing nearby) in school?" Yes. But sometimes idk the answer to this question, ill say no and it turns out they actually are

10. "Do you like your job? Do you do anything else for work? Where did you work last? What brought you to this line of work?" yes, and yes. I worked at Watlow Electric Manufacturing last. I grew up in studio dance and was very interested in burlesque and professional dance minus the sexual aspect, but when I moved to this new city I was excited to audition to be a stripper just to see if I was good enough to get the go-ahead. What brought me to the campus dining services job is that the university has opportunities in each of my fields of study and when I'm already employed here, my foots in the door.

11. "Do you know of any local prostitutes?" I heard that there's trafficking happening at some old vintage porn theater with a backroom. Or you could try searching for locals on OF

12. "What are the 5 rules to success? What are the 5 rules to a high-functioning household?"

Success:

- No criminal record

- Community support

- Health

-Ability to learn

-Positive attitude

High-functioning household:

-Honesty

-Respecting others' time

-Communication

-idr what else he said lol

13. "Is it hard for you to date in your line of work?"

Strangers instantly want to date me when they learn I'm a stripperr. I'm sure you can guess why. If you mean is it hard to be taken seriously by a prospect, it always was to begin with

14. "Can I guess your weight?" Yes but I'll be offended if you guess above 135. I weigh 123 lb.

15. "Whats your body count?" 23

16. "Do you have a criminal record? Why not? Are you a felon? Anything expunged?" A seat belt ticket from like 2017. I dont have one because I'm too picky of an eater and criminal women are shady, they'll butter you up in there then talk shit about you to your man and try to fuck him

17. "Have you had any plastic surgery?"

No, nor would I ever unless it was getting my double chin lipoed or a skinny BBL. Customers ask me if my boobs are fake, they're not. It's funny the same girl who criticized me for reading at 30% body fat praised my boobs and told me to keep up the good work. Like, where do you think my 40lbs of fat are at? Can't lower my body fat % and keep the boobs, lady. Growing an ass is a better flex than eating your way to boobs anyway.

18. "Do you play Roblox?" No, although I'm interested in Dress to Impress. With all the popularity, this along with Fortnite must be good games, but I'm reluctant to dive in

19. "What are your thoughts on serious matters? Like, whos your favorite philosopher?" My thought is nihilism. Favorite philosopher, Machiavelli

20. "Do you study quantum physics or astronomy?" No
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21. "Do you know where I can find a payphone/subway?" You can pay to use my phone, & there's a subway sandwich place on 9th st

22. "who is your daddy and what does he do?" they call him Big Dick John at BASF where hes an EI

23. "What's your fave car?" Chevy Silverado

24. "Do you live with your parents" No, do you? Is that normal for 33 year olds in your circles?

25. "How are the kids" my baby's good, shes been meowing a lot recently

26. "How much do you earn per annum after tax?" Around $ 50k but ive only had these jobs for 4 months

27. "Do you own or rent?" rent

28. "Were you fat as a kid?" No, I was underweight till 2nd grade or so

29. "Would you consider having a tubal removal?" Yes I had one

30. "Do you have clean taxes for the past year??" No bc my last year at General Mills I spent my HSA on groceries knowing what would happen lol.

31. "You ever laundered money?" No, that doesnt appeal to me as a reasonable risk

32. "Do you have any debt?" $ 73,333.14

33. "Ever taken drugs??" All of them except some psychedelics and like qualuudes & adrenochrome xD

34. "Do you watch porn a lot?" Not really, too busy and my sertraline messed up my sex drive. Maybe once a week

35."How often do you gamble?" Never, another risk i deem too stupid to take

36."Ever been institutionalized?" Psych ward 5x, was a rehab inpatient twice. And at a halfway house once

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I spent like 30 minutes last night writing my opinion, then answering all of those questions myself because I was bored. I made 1 single typo and tried to edit it, then deleted my post accidentally. I'm still pissed about it. Now I can't answer because it wont be authentic. It would be just me trying to remember what I said, and then making shit up to compensate. Imo posts only matter when they are in the moment. Normally when I write out something long and descriptive I copy and paste as I go, because I've fucked up many posts I spent a fucked time of effort on. The one time I don't copy I hit the fucking delete button accidentally. Shit sucks bro.

Anyway I typically don't ask women personal questions. For men we realize you all have like 80 other men you're talking to at the exact same time, so hitting the right buttons at the exactly the right time exactly how you women want them to be pressed is crucial.

The beauty of Leo placements is that we want to volunteer info about ourselves rather than harangue others in our vicinity

I'm sorry about your experience and I hope that you answer the questions again, even in the most minimal-effort or troll answers. I promise to personally read all of them & will feel more bonded in this metaverse as a result

Ill get started, it'll be like those MySpace surveys. @ThatWomanAgain11 @argus @FuelAirPropellant feel free to join (also hopefully you aren't offended by the tags)
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Not offended in the least however what for was I called in ... sorry TLDR 😬 Soemthing about jelly roll. Yeah I don't eat those ;p

Also, unfortunately, I did watch Vampire Diaries & no, it was neither Steafan nor Damon. It was Elijah 😭! Noone ever brings this back up again... EVER!