SIGNS YOU WILL NEVER DATE EVEN IF...

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

THEY PAID YOU IN DIAMONDS.

Scorpios... sorry guys finally made up my mind... I love y'all as friends and maybe if I was a friends with benefits type of girl then maybe... but if I hear you're a scorp I'm running lol... I have abandonment issues and scorps triggers that. I realize I need someone who is gonna say "I need space" and not just dissapear.

LIBRAS - ?? no comment

SAGS

ARIES

HOW ABOUT YOU? AND WHY?

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@pisceanloves
10 Years1,000+ Posts

I'm stuck with ♎

No scorps ever again after 2 divorce that's kinda understandable LMAO

No sags agree with that, no Aries and I would say no Capricorn, not a big fan of them.

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

Posted by CrimsonGirl
Not even when scorps bunny hop you around the room or whatever it's called? Picky picky.

—? yeah I'll never forget it... but I think they want me to chase and prove I want them but all they have to do is stick around and watch my actions... I'm not drewling over anyone to show my loyalty lol.

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@SourPie
9 Years

Scorpios.

The guy i dated borrowed money from me to dine and wine the multiple girls he was cheating on me with. That is only the beginning of a very long list of uncalled bs done by this son of the devil.

It's a very painful story.

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

Posted by Ellygant
I used to say that about Scorpio after my first ex and I broke up. I also used to say I'd never date Cancers after an abusive ex when I was a teenager.

Next two signs I fell for were those in that order lol.

So now I just focus on what gone right, try my best to keep my heart open and hope karma is done kicking my ass with lessons lol.

I'm tired of karma too ??

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@hellosaggy
8 Years1,000+ PostsSagittarius

Us sags are great! I'm a great date!

My Sag fights my Aries moon, and my scorpio rising...

as long as you don't want a long term commitment. You will have great fun with me.

I despise small minded, mostly selfish people.. so whatever that sign is.

plus she has to like and buy me tropical skittles.

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

Posted by hellosaggy
Us sags are great! I'm a great date!

My Sag fights my Aries moon, and my scorpio rising...

as long as you don't want a long term commitment. You will have great fun with me.

I despise small minded, mostly selfish people.. so whatever that sign is.

plus she has to like and buy me tropical skittles.

Tropical skittles though ?

But I want commitment ?

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@medusax94
10 Years

Scorpio for damn sure, he broke our engagement which crushed me. Then sent me videos of him burning my art and breaking my shit with a baseball bat lmao... I have scorps one more chance and he disappeared every two months for a year. Never again... —??

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@VenusAquarius
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Me and a Sag ROCKET!!! TOO HIGH!!!

I gotta go to work. I gotta eat. Need some water... we can't go back there, they know uz. We got robbed, we danced on the edge of a roof top, we got kicked out, fought an obese girl, felt me up in church... LMAO!!!

We actually talked about being carnies or starting a church. LOL!

Aqua Venus say helloooo to Aqua Mars.

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

Posted by VenusAquarius
Me and a Sag ROCKET!!! TOO HIGH!!!

I gotta go to work. I gotta eat. Need some water... we can't go back there, they know uz. We got robbed, we danced on the edge of a roof top, we got kicked out, fought an obese girl, felt me up in church... LMAO!!!

We actually talked about being carnies or starting a church. LOL!

Aqua Venus say helloooo to Aqua Mars.

Lmaoooo this was hilarious ?

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@pisceanloves
10 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Reincarnation
Posted by pisceanloves
I'm stuck with ♎

No scorps ever again after 2 divorce that's kinda understandable LMAO

No sags agree with that, no Aries and I would say no Capricorn, not a big fan of them.

You were married twice to 2 different Scorp men?

Why did you say "yes" when they proposed? Serious question - not criticizing.

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First one left me for someone else second one was planned,ended up very bad for me, glad I'm out.

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@Therealjane10
8 Years

VIRGO

AQUARIUS

CAPRICORN

CANCER

GEMINI

SHORT

BALD

BI/GAY

YELLOW TEETH

MORE THAN ONE BABY MOMMA

JOBLESS

BROKE

ABUSIVE

MEAN

CHEAP

DRESSED LIKE A RAP ARTIST

BEHIND ON YOUR TAXES

MAN WHORE

LIVES WITH MOM

BEEN TO JAIL

SIPS DRINKS WITH PINKY FINGER UP

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by Therealjane10
VIRGO

AQUARIUS

CAPRICORN

CANCER

GEMINI

SHORT

BALD

BI/GAY

YELLOW TEETH

MORE THAN ONE BABY MOMMA

JOBLESS

BROKE

ABUSIVE

MEAN

CHEAP

DRESSED LIKE A RAP ARTIST

BEHIND ON YOUR TAXES

MAN WHORE

LIVES WITH MOM

BEEN TO JAIL

SIPS DRINKS WITH PINKY FINGER UP

If you don't want men who sip drinks with pinky fingers up then you'd better not rule out Virgos, you ignorant peasant.

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@VenusAquarius
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by TaurusInShania
Posted by VenusAquarius
Me and a Sag ROCKET!!! TOO HIGH!!!

I gotta go to work. I gotta eat. Need some water... we can't go back there, they know uz. We got robbed, we danced on the edge of a roof top, we got kicked out, fought an obese girl, felt me up in church... LMAO!!!

We actually talked about being carnies or starting a church. LOL!

Aqua Venus say helloooo to Aqua Mars.

Lmaoooo this was hilarious ?

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For realz... we did open sexual role play... I was a whore, he was my pimp... We wuz WILD!?

We bought matching tamborines and would jam spontaneously... annoying the fuck outta people in a bar, at karaoke...

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@pisceanloves
10 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by Reincarnation
Posted by pisceanloves
Posted by Reincarnation
Posted by pisceanloves
I'm stuck with ♎

No scorps ever again after 2 divorce that's kinda understandable LMAO

No sags agree with that, no Aries and I would say no Capricorn, not a big fan of them.

You were married twice to 2 different Scorp men?

Why did you say "yes" when they proposed? Serious question - not criticizing.

First one left me for someone else second one was planned,ended up very bad for me, glad I'm out.

Who planned the second marriage? Like your parents and stuff?

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Would you guess my age?

I planned. It was a trap lol

I could barely breathe. He had cap placements as well, hell. I'm not the type of person who likes orders.

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@VenusAquarius
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Reincarnation
Posted by TaurusInShania
THEY PAID YOU IN DIAMONDS.

Scorpios... sorry guys finally made up my mind... I love y'all as friends and maybe if I was a friends with benefits type of girl then maybe... but if I hear you're a scorp I'm running lol... I have abandonment issues and scorps triggers that. I realize I need someone who is gonna say "I need space" and not just dissapear.

LIBRAS - ?? no comment

SAGS

ARIES

HOW ABOUT YOU? AND WHY?

I understand you want that rock-solid loyalty that Scorpios can give, but you also need to realize that you need to be deserving of that stuff yourself.

Going around posting a whole bunch of selfies and claiming you are everything forbidden and taboo probably isn't going to impress a Scorp. We like to keep these things on the DL. Well - at least I do.

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Luckily, I was loved by a Scorp with Sag Venus and Sag mars. He was taboo as fuck. I didn't want to goooo... dirty, dirty bird... too much intensity... devoured, consumed me. Always called breathing heavy. He was my bestest friend ever in my life. Very protective... I couldn't give him what he wanted. He was sooooo dark.

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@hellosaggy
8 Years1,000+ PostsSagittarius

Ok what if you are JOBLESS and BROKE because you BEEN TO JAIL because you were BEHIND ON YOUR TAXES and because you just got out you, LIVES WITH MOM but its all going to be done soon?

Can I get a chance—

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

Posted by Reincarnation
Posted by TaurusInShania
THEY PAID YOU IN DIAMONDS.

Scorpios... sorry guys finally made up my mind... I love y'all as friends and maybe if I was a friends with benefits type of girl then maybe... but if I hear you're a scorp I'm running lol... I have abandonment issues and scorps triggers that. I realize I need someone who is gonna say "I need space" and not just dissapear.

LIBRAS - ?? no comment

SAGS

ARIES

HOW ABOUT YOU? AND WHY?

I understand you want that rock-solid loyalty that Scorpios can give, but you also need to realize that you need to be deserving of that stuff yourself.

Going around posting a whole bunch of selfies and claiming you are everything forbidden and taboo probably isn't going to impress a Scorp. We like to keep these things on the DL. Well - at least I do.

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And that is fine with me... what I do in the bedroom with my lover still stays there... and also... these are things I show up front so don't even come this way then ... I never hide who I am... and yet they still come. BUT... I'm not longer interested in scorps or anyone who will not be accepting of who shania is.... and that... is ok with me.

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@TaurusInShania
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Posted by pisceanloves
Sags are too carefree for me, Aries too aggressive and dominant, caps evil just like scorps.

Yeap caps are evil.. I wanna fuck one tho. ?

The best sex of my life was with a cap. Too bad he was batshit crazy. He wrecked a real good arrangement!

Ya it would have to be a fling. But they get all cocky if you kinda give them too much power. ??

Yeah. Bastards.

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Your pic ??

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@VenusAquarius
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by hellosaggy
Ok what if you are JOBLESS and BROKE because you BEEN TO JAIL because you were BEHIND ON YOUR TAXES and because you just got out you, LIVES WITH MOM but its all going to be done soon?

Can I get a chance—

Being in a relationship with a Sag probably got me in that predicament! —

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@pisceanloves
10 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by hellosaggy
Ok what if you are JOBLESS and BROKE because you BEEN TO JAIL because you were BEHIND ON YOUR TAXES and because you just got out you, LIVES WITH MOM but its all going to be done soon?

Can I get a chance—

Listen my guy been in jail as well and what appears has constant problems with the law. It's nothing about what kind of life you have, but what type of person you are and how do you treat women. When it comes to feelings just giving yourself fully will be completely enough. Yes you will get a chance if you don't lack real gentleman characteristics.

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

Posted by medusax94
Scorpio for damn sure, he broke our engagement which crushed me. Then sent me videos of him burning my art and breaking my shit with a baseball bat lmao... I have scorps one more chance and he disappeared every two months for a year. Never again... —??

Damn dissapearing scorps and free bird sags... they should marry each other ??

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@TaurusInShania
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Posted by pisceanloves
Sags are too carefree for me, Aries too aggressive and dominant, caps evil just like scorps.

Yeap caps are evil.. I wanna fuck one tho. ?

The best sex of my life was with a cap. Too bad he was batshit crazy. He wrecked a real good arrangement!

Ya it would have to be a fling. But they get all cocky if you kinda give them too much power. ??

Yeah. Bastards.

Your pic ??

?

Im at the ariana grande concert and i got light up bunny ears ?

Im such an old hag trying to be a kid 24/7

?

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Booooooooy got me walking side to side — Have fun boo ?

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Posted by medusax94
Scorpio for damn sure, he broke our engagement which crushed me. Then sent me videos of him burning my art and breaking my shit with a baseball bat lmao... I have scorps one more chance and he disappeared every two months for a year. Never again... —??

Damn that's straight up evil! What did you do to deserve that, fuck his dad??

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
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Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Posted by Astrology101
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Posted by pisceanloves
Sags are too carefree for me, Aries too aggressive and dominant, caps evil just like scorps.

Yeap caps are evil.. I wanna fuck one tho. ?

The best sex of my life was with a cap. Too bad he was batshit crazy. He wrecked a real good arrangement!

Ya it would have to be a fling. But they get all cocky if you kinda give them too much power. ??

Yeah. Bastards.

Your pic ??

?

Im at the ariana grande concert and i got light up bunny ears ?

Im such an old hag trying to be a kid 24/7

?

Booooooooy got me walking side to side — Have fun boo ?

No not right now haha! That pic is from when i went. Sorry i didnt explain right lol

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— oh lol... still looking good I love love love that pic ??

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@Andalusia
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by TaurusInShania
THEY PAID YOU IN DIAMONDS.

Scorpios... sorry guys finally made up my mind... I love y'all as friends and maybe if I was a friends with benefits type of girl then maybe... but if I hear you're a scorp I'm running lol... I have abandonment issues and scorps triggers that. I realize I need someone who is gonna say "I need space" and not just dissapear.

LIBRAS - ?? no comment

SAGS

ARIES

HOW ABOUT YOU? AND WHY?

Cancers

Capricorn

At least ppl with dominant placements in those signs.

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@VenusAquarius
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Posted by TaurusInShania
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Posted by TaurusInShania
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Posted by Astrology101
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Posted by Astrology101
Posted by pisceanloves
Sags are too carefree for me, Aries too aggressive and dominant, caps evil just like scorps.

Yeap caps are evil.. I wanna fuck one tho. ?

The best sex of my life was with a cap. Too bad he was batshit crazy. He wrecked a real good arrangement!

Ya it would have to be a fling. But they get all cocky if you kinda give them too much power. ??

Yeah. Bastards.

Your pic ??

?

Im at the ariana grande concert and i got light up bunny ears ?

Im such an old hag trying to be a kid 24/7

?

Booooooooy got me walking side to side — Have fun boo ?

No not right now haha! That pic is from when i went. Sorry i didnt explain right lol

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You look FUN! Nice pic!

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@medusax94
10 Years

Posted by TaurusInShania
Posted by medusax94
Scorpio for damn sure, he broke our engagement which crushed me. Then sent me videos of him burning my art and breaking my shit with a baseball bat lmao... I have scorps one more chance and he disappeared every two months for a year. Never again... —??

Lmao I have wayyy too many placements in Scorpio

Damn dissapearing scorps and free bird sags... they should marry each other ??

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Lmao I have wayyy too many placements in Scorpio. Including Venus I get intense, wish I was a free bird though

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

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Posted by Astrology101
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Posted by pisceanloves
Sags are too carefree for me, Aries too aggressive and dominant, caps evil just like scorps.

Yeap caps are evil.. I wanna fuck one tho. ?

The best sex of my life was with a cap. Too bad he was batshit crazy. He wrecked a real good arrangement!

Ya it would have to be a fling. But they get all cocky if you kinda give them too much power. ??

Yeah. Bastards.

Your pic ??

?

Im at the ariana grande concert and i got light up bunny ears ?

Im such an old hag trying to be a kid 24/7

?

Booooooooy got me walking side to side — Have fun boo ?

No not right now haha! That pic is from when i went. Sorry i didnt explain right lol

— oh lol... still looking good I love love love that pic ??

Thanks! Its grainy cause iphone and the stadium

I love all your pics. That photo with the skirt. I love all your outfits. We have the same style ?

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I guess cause I'm the only one showing those pictures they say I'm slutty when half of us dress that way ?? just don't have a pic to prove it so fuck em I say lol... thanks boo ?? just being me ❤️

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@medusax94
10 Years

Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by medusax94
Scorpio for damn sure, he broke our engagement which crushed me. Then sent me videos of him burning my art and breaking my shit with a baseball bat lmao... I have scorps one more chance and he disappeared every two months for a year. Never again... —??

Damn that's straight up evil! What did you do to deserve that, fuck his dad??

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Hahaha no way, I am very loyal in a committed relationship, to this day I don't get why he was so mad when he was the one leaving

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@SweetestFatale
19 Years1,000+ Posts

No Capricorn ever, never, not in a trillion lifetimes. No Virgo. No Scorpio. No Sagittarius. No Gemini...here, this is easier

Basically I would date a Pisces, Taurus, Libra, Aries or Cancer

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@Therealjane10
8 Years

Posted by TaurusInShania
Posted by Therealjane10
VIRGO

AQUARIUS

CAPRICORN

CANCER

GEMINI

SHORT

BALD

BI/GAY

YELLOW TEETH

MORE THAN ONE BABY MOMMA

JOBLESS

BROKE

ABUSIVE

MEAN

CHEAP

DRESSED LIKE A RAP ARTIST

BEHIND ON YOUR TAXES

MAN WHORE

LIVES WITH MOM

BEEN TO JAIL

SIPS DRINKS WITH PINKY FINGER UP

That's the entire world —

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That's why I'm manless

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@LadyNeptune
10 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by medusax94
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by medusax94
Scorpio for damn sure, he broke our engagement which crushed me. Then sent me videos of him burning my art and breaking my shit with a baseball bat lmao... I have scorps one more chance and he disappeared every two months for a year. Never again... —??

Damn that's straight up evil! What did you do to deserve that, fuck his dad??

Hahaha no way, I am very loyal in a committed relationship, to this day I don't get why he was so mad when he was the one leaving

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Fuck dude. That's way fucked up.

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@TaurusInShania
8 Years500+ PostsTaurus

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Posted by pisceanloves
Sags are too carefree for me, Aries too aggressive and dominant, caps evil just like scorps.

Yeap caps are evil.. I wanna fuck one tho. ?

The best sex of my life was with a cap. Too bad he was batshit crazy. He wrecked a real good arrangement!

Ya it would have to be a fling. But they get all cocky if you kinda give them too much power. ??

Yeah. Bastards.

Your pic ??

?

Im at the ariana grande concert and i got light up bunny ears ?

Im such an old hag trying to be a kid 24/7

?

Booooooooy got me walking side to side — Have fun boo ?

No not right now haha! That pic is from when i went. Sorry i didnt explain right lol

— oh lol... still looking good I love love love that pic ??

Thanks! Its grainy cause iphone and the stadium

I love all your pics. That photo with the skirt. I love all your outfits. We have the same style ?

I guess cause I'm the only one showing those pictures they say I'm slutty when half of us dress that way ?? just don't have a pic to prove it so fuck em I say lol... thanks boo ?? just being me ❤️

I dont find you dress slutty at all. I just got my new boots today . Lace up black over the knee 6" stilettos.

Its how i roll ?♋

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Yesssss ❤️ Stilettos boo and high boots ?? Killing it —

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